>18. >older coworker telling me about his 15 yr old son having sex for the first time. >ff 1 year

>18
>older coworker telling me about his 15 yr old son having sex for the first time
>ff 1 year
>coworker tells me about his now 16 yr old son having sex for the second time
>mfw 19 never had sex never kissed never talked to a girl

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious story, anon. I actually laughed. Thank you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not supposed to be funny

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are your coworkers talking to you about their child's sex life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it just comes up in conversation. im getting mogged by children

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it fricking doesn't dude.
        Tell them to shut the frick up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it just comes up in conversation
        I've worked full time for over 30 years, no co-worker has ever even intimated that they wish to have a conversation about their child's sex life. What kind of degenerate fricking beasts do you work with?
        This smells like a larp.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't imagine bragging about that, seems weird

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of us aren't meant to live a normal life. Stop expecting that you deserve anything from it, because it sure won't follow your wishes.
    t. 24 yo friendless khv who will probably remain this way until death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glad you losers are finally learning

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh piss off with your shit, you guys don't make it any tolerable either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when you post self deprecating shit like this it doesn't help you out at all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >self deprecating
            I just stated a fact, I'm not seriously expecting people like you to not act like normalgays. Vae victis and all that shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its 100% self deprecating
            >my life sucks, no one loves me
            maybe fix yourself a bit
            >nooooo i don't wanna

            ????

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was just telling OP not to expect anything in the future and to accept his situation, how is that self deprecating?
            >maybe fix yourself a bit
            There are statistical anomalies which can't be fixed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the future will remain the same if you continue to b***h about how bad life is now
            >There are statistical anomalies which can't be fixed
            like what? aside from not having a girlfriend what cant be fixed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the future will remain the same if you continue to b***h about how bad life is now
            Not b***hing, just accepting. My life has always been this way, even as a kid.
            >like what? aside from not having a girlfriend what cant be fixed
            Some people have spiritual ailments which cannot be fixed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not b***hing, just accepting. My life has always been this way, even as a kid.
            no it's b***hing and self-defeating, you have room to improve to just say "i give up bc x has been like this in the past" is really gay and self-depreacting because you allow yourself to not change
            >Some people have spiritual ailments which cannot be fixed.
            are the people with spiritual ailments in the room with us now? you're like the women you b***h about and bring up the most extreme examples to justify your b***hing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no it's b***hing and self-defeating, you have room to improve to just say "i give up bc x has been like this in the past" is really gay and self-depreacting because you allow yourself to not change
            >I'm able to do is therefore you should as well otherwise YOU'RE the problem
            Just world fallacy.
            >are the people with spiritual ailments in the room with us now? you're like the women you b***h about and bring up the most extreme examples to justify your b***hing
            When did I ever b***h about women? Looks like you're making unfounded assumptions here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe fix yourself a bit
            >"nooooo i don't wanna"
            OP was replying to the anon who said don't bother trying to fix anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cry harder homosexual. Back in medieval times it was common practice to shit on the village idiot as he provided nothing of worth, much like you. Times never change, only methods of practice. Now bark, dog.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I don't expect anything from you, I can only hope karma will bite you in the end. Not even that is a guarantee.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usually, people who say stuff like this have never even tried or lack of personality
    first off you're 19 its not the end of the world and second maybe start fixing yourself.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get laid until i was 22.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you not feel like shit for getting mogged by some gen alpha kid who didnt even have to try

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not really. it is what it is. i could have gotten laid sooner. i was just awkward, and didn't try. A couple of my friends didn't get laid until after high school.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if he just fricked a fat or ugly chick? You incels refuse to do that but that's how a lot of people get laid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that doesnt count thats like getting a prostitute

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what do you mean okay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, if that's how you feel. Your call.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot how much incels talk about kids having sex and believe it
        super gay but most incels turn trans anyways so i believe it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          copium you are getting dunked on by gen alpha not even trying to be mean

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >incels actually believe it when little kids talk about their sex "stories"
            only shit i thought this only happened in those nice guy stories but it's real. this is really sad and pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt get laid until 27

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 26 and have never had sex
    im also incredibly based

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're jealous because you don't know what they look like. in high school all my friends had sex, but I wasn't jealous of any of them because I knew the girls they were having sex with, and they were absolutely not girls I would have sex with. i realized that most people who are having regular sex are doing it with quite ugly people and not enviable at all.

    I didn't have sex until I was 24 years old, but it was with a girl that I found extremely attractive on multiple levels and knew I wouldn't regret it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit he's jealous, what homosexual seethes at another man talking about sex? My friends have told me about women they've fricked, family has, and so has classmates. The only time I was pissed about it is when I was in OP's shoes of being a little gay instead of applying myself. Stopped that, got mine, now sex is so regular that I subconsciously forget I even had it. But let's be real, the little b***h is here for some "there there, that's rough buddy" feel good shit instead of just brushing this off and living his life.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake story is fake, unless your coworker is genuinely fricked in the head.

    Dude is living vicariously through his son if real and is putting off some "one step from full pedo" vibes. Real people will not talk about that shit irl because it's basically asking to get you labeled as a pedo socially.

    The only socially acceptable way to talk about minors having sex is complaining about teen pregnancy. That's it. Everything else is just asking for the cops to start keeping tabs on you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize OP is only mad because he's a virgin right moron? If these were 2 well functional males then this thread wouldn't even exist. But sure, keep blaming the proud day instead of seeting sperglord on NSFFW whining about how hearing about ppl getting laid makes him rage.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick a prostitute

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The average age for losing virginity is 18.5. You are behind the curve, but not all that far behind. Don't panic. Get out there and join the world.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suicide fuel

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You are even more worthless than he is if all you do is talk down to someone without at least giving guidance

    How about this homosexual? I dont care. Why would I honestly help some whiny b***h teenager on NSFFW whose upset he cant get laid and is seething at a 15 yr old? Get fricked and go suck his dick if you wanna help so badly, then you two can be homosexuals together

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>You are even more worthless than he is if all you do is talk down to someone without at least giving guidance
      >How about this homosexual? I dont care.

      You cared enough to reply andrily with whinny babbling, maggot

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suicide fuel

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