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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is being 5'7" and ugly a "skill issue"?

      I'm 35 and a kissless hugless virgin

      sending a vibe your way brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just bee yourself
      gee, thanks for the advice

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 35 and a kissless hugless virgin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >28 and 35
      aww thats cute

      t. 40 year old wizard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Calling yourself a Wizard is the male equivalent of "want some day".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I just too unappealing to women to get laid?
      I am an average person so I'm 1.5/10 in the Tinder scale

      >If no, then what do I need to do to fix it?
      I just need to bee myself

      >If I do fix it, am I prepared to settle for a hambeast?
      I much rather remain virgin

      >>If no, then should I just go to a half decent hooker and get the monkey off my back?
      ew

      >>If no, then can I accept my fate with stoicism and stop caring?
      no I will always carry this hot coal in my hand

      dont lose hope, I lost it and kissed first at 32

      >28 and 35
      aww thats cute

      t. 40 year old wizard

      you should lose hope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off slav subhuman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who were the jesters? Wise comedians or morons forced to dress up like freaks for a cheap laugh?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After your mid 20s, you have to start asking yourself some honest questions:
    >Am I just too unappealing to women to get laid?
    >If no, then what do I need to do to fix it?
    >If I do fix it, am I prepared to settle for a hambeast?
    >If no, then should I just go to a half decent hooker and get the monkey off my back?
    >If no, then can I accept my fate with stoicism and stop caring?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I just too unappealing to women to get laid?
      I am an average person so I'm 1.5/10 in the Tinder scale

      >If no, then what do I need to do to fix it?
      I just need to bee myself

      >If I do fix it, am I prepared to settle for a hambeast?
      I much rather remain virgin

      >>If no, then should I just go to a half decent hooker and get the monkey off my back?
      ew

      >>If no, then can I accept my fate with stoicism and stop caring?
      no I will always carry this hot coal in my hand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see average men with average women every day, so this is just a cope. Are you really average or are you really a 1.5? If I was genuinely ugly, I wouldn't frick a hambeast either. I'd either accept my fate or pay an escort for a gfe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I see average men with average women every day

          I never said a chud can't jump through hoops so a woman to do the marriage thing.

          But you just know it's not true love. It's just a chud proving he's enough of a SIMP to be a good stable provider. That's not true love.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But you just know it's not true love. It's just a chud proving he's enough of a SIMP to be a good stable provider. That's not true love.
            Exactly on point anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because top 1% of chads can't marry 99% of women. Thus, at some point the women, once tired of getting plowed and their market value begins to noticeable decline, they decide it's time to stop chasing chad, and must choose between cat + wine or bitterly accept ending up with a chud. But it will always come with resentment. You will see it in their bad mood 3 out of 4 days. It's quite the death sentence to live the rest of your life that way.

            Notice how you have to survive a gauntlet of rejection and humiliations to be 'accepted'. Yes, men can survive the fire. But do you really want to in current political climate? Women hold all the cards, whether it's in the sexual market, or the economical market, or even the legal battleground.

            I'm not saying you can't; I'm not even saying you yourself shouldn't go for it. I'm just explaining my position.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got matched with a lardwhale on Tinder. Should i frick her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are we talking Minke Whale or full blown Sei?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You stop caring about sex around the age of 24.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not unless you are very low T.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Calling yourself a Wizard is the male equivalent of "want some day".

        frick off soiboy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not the one crying myself to sleep because I can't get laid.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can't get laid
            never said I can't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. 40 year old wizard
            >never said I can't
            I feel too sorry for you to mock you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have good beard growth, but just don't care anymore.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >28
    >never watched cp

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40
    >Wish I never got married or had kids

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I settled for an obese whale with a moderately ugly face in my mid 20's. That's the only action I'll ever experience, but I still would take my v card back if I could. Sacrificed nearly 10 years of my life and true friendships for a crumb of rancid coochie

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get tinder a couple of weeks ago
    >still no matches
    I give up

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Gay niggers are tonguing your anus

    Had 3 gals over at my house the other night, busted out some lines of blow and then started drinking, 2 chick's had to take off the other one wanted to skinny dipp. Ended up naked with her in the heated pool, she asked if their was a razor in my bathroom, she went and dried off and shaved her cooch, then she told me to grab the olive oil out the kitchen. Took me in her mouth and then I proceeded to wreck that pussy nine times to Sunday. Needed the olive oil after awhile. Almost slipped in her ass a couple times. 😉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much did they weigh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Gay niggers are tonguing your anus

        The one I fricked is 5'2" the other was a skinny Latina and a small pixie chick. I don't frick fat chick's. Also got a huge wiener. Most chick's can't handle it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That cool. I'm sure it was a great time.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is mid. I’ve gone on hikes that were better than sex.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 30 and never had sex or a relationship
    I’m not hopeless tho since I’ve had like 5 girls like me throughout my life, I just didn’t like them back
    If an average guy like me has girls thirsting, you’ll be fine

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's not remembering ever having sex and still have dick herpes. Goddamn that shit makes me mad.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly the same here.

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