All moids want to do is pump innocent girls full of their goop.

All moids want to do is pump innocent girls full of their goop.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, exactly, but what comes after the goop part is kissing and watching a movie

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's not true i want to hold their hands, kiss them, marry them, get them pregnant, raise our family, live together forever

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually want to fall asleep while we cuddle

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to pump an innocent girl full of happiness by cuddling with her and improving her life.
    sex feels good yeah, but it's meaningless on its own.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But we buy you nice things. It's a fair trade-off. My girl understands this.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know. It's so disgusting. They should all be killed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't feel this way if you let me make love to you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I would. Everything about you all is disgusting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moids are sweet and full of love you are just frickin lame

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Finally someone that recognizes me a as a silly lil goofball

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not op but how are you literally the nice guy meme you sound like you're in a frat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not in a frat and i am a nice guy who loves foids a lot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're not. All they care about is getting into a girl's pants and cooming. Everything they do all really comes down to having sex with us.

            Why can't you stop playing with your pussy while lusting after men then?

            I haven't schlicked in 6 months. Even then, it was not to anything. I was just really horny and it felt good. You moids like to project what you do onto us.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you don't understand anything dumb b***h you shouldn't even be alive you waste of space

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no! The moid has had his ego hurt! Everyone run before he murders everyone!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you suck. there's nothing good about you. your parents hate you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you actually met me in real life, you'd actually like me. You just hate me since I won't go along with your ego.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i hate you because you are a nasty evil shit stain if you said any of this shit irl i would hate you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lol, malding this much. Your ego got hurt that bad?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are boring, moronic, and useless

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, moid! Don't seethe all day over one person on the internet hurting your ego.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i have no ego you're just a blight on humanity not worth the food you eat a disappointment to everyone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They're not. All they care about is getting into a girl's pants and cooming. Everything they do all really comes down to having sex with us.
            I would marry a virgin woman that I loved even if we could never actually have sex though, obviously I would prefer to be able to have sex but I mainly just want someone who loves me and is mine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Everything they do all really comes down to having sex with us.
            Correct but more precisely it's not even about the sex, it's about cooming

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You moids like to project what you do onto us
            I didn't jerk off in 7 months and I plan to die without cooming ever again. You on the other hand are just waiting for Chad because you are asexual for the 99% of men. I don't believe you don't feel some level of lust/attraction when you see a hot guy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why can't you stop playing with your pussy while lusting after men then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i might be a moid, but knowing that i'm not this hateful brings a smile to my face.
      i will be able to make someone happy one day, chances are you probably won't.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I want and what I am programed to do by nature is not the same. We have no free will. This is why I do not resent females for desiring Chad and lying to themselves about what they want.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. All that I want is for a girl that is pump me full of her plastic strapon.
    Me not penetrating her is not only ok, but preferred.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Even better if she uses one of the hollow ones that squirt lube, but she fills the reservoir with her pussy juice so she's the one pumping her goop into you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah like wtf is with the hypocrisy here do you lot not understand how this world works !!!! anyway irl for that just stay out of frat and hookups with some people

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry a cute virgin woman and get her pregnant and raise a family with her.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is correct, I'm currently one girl short due to foreseen circumstances.
    Any takers?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All moids want to do is pump innocent girls full of their goop
    Honestly? Yes. I'm hardwired to do this and it's the top priority in my brain. What can I do? I comply

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna hug a gal =.=

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >innocent girls
    I don't think those things exist.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Femoida need my goopa in em

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No I want them to giggle while they make it squirt onto my tummy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When will girls learn that they can have all the good, loyal boys they want if they just take the peg-pill?

      Based. Even better if she uses one of the hollow ones that squirt lube, but she fills the reservoir with her pussy juice so she's the one pumping her goop into you.

      That honestly sounds pretty much perfect anon. Just image how good it would feel to have your butt filled up with girl goop.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All moids want to do is pump innocent girls full of their goop.

    after dating them, i don't want anything to do with them. But they exist, so i have to put up with them.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I also want to take care of her and love her.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all i want to do is to pump a girl full of my love and niceness and never dump her, as long as she's nice and loving to me too
    the goop comes later, but the dump, ideally never

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Completely false. I've always wanted to have feelings for a girl before sex, it's actually girls that just wants to get filled with goop by perverted extroverted men. This is entirely your fault for being submissive prostitutes.

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