almost pissed in my bf's bed.

What should I do to prevent this?

I was at my boyfriends (soon fiance) house, and he wanted me to stay for the weekend so we can just spend some time together.
we fell asleep and around 10PM i was laying on my stomach, and i had a dream that i went to the toilet and oh my god I literally start urinating but i have good bladder control so i woke myself up and immediately stopped but i thought i fully wet the bed so there i was.
Laying for about 20 minutes not knowing what to do because i don't know if it got on the bed, finally i look underneath me and it's dry, it was just my underwear. Honestly i'm still embarrassed and I'm so scared it will happen again

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is picrel doing? Who picks up a phone like that? She's not even looking at what she's doing...

    Whoever took this photo and thought it might be dramatic needs a slap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she just stopped someone from using the phone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's staring at a wall...

        I wish she would sit on my face.

        You have to be 18+ to post here.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She's staring at a wall...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >> she's staring at a wall
            >> reveals wider view of another woman at a desk pushed so far up against the wall she'd have to crawl over the desk to get there.

            lmao. Whoever got paid for that scene should have to pay it back.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao just admit that you got burned you dumb fricking moron
            next time dont be so quick to spout off when you dont have a clue what you're talking about, dumbass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she would sit on my face.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prevent

    Why prevent it?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not knowing what to do

    the laundry? does your mom still wash your clothes or something? jesus christ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who tf does their laundry anymore? Are you a boomer?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >> Who tf does their laundry

        Normal people? Everyone across all generations. Do you just have a pile of dirty clothes or some shit?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a maid like a normal first world person. Are you poor or a thirdie?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >> I pay someone else to do my laundry
            >> because I'm too incompetent to do it myself
            >> you must be poor if you know how to do laundry.

            Kek. Are you a pajeet or something.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My time is important, i dont do stupid chores like pajeets.
            Time is money.
            Youre probably an incel living in SEA. Stay poor while I frick your b***hes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you just say "I know you are but what am I" like a school kid? Lmao.
            We all know by maid you mean your mum. If your time really was too valuable to spend 30 seconds putting clothes in a machine, you wouldn't be here.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Projection projection
            Is this what poor pajeets do? Besides laundry? Lmao
            Do you need money? Send me your paypal account

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've taken "I know you are but what am I" and run with it. You sound very young and insecure. You're embarrassing yourself.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But im not the one doing chores which is what poor people do. So im really sure youre a third worlder pajeet

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, everyone does chores. Having your mum pick up after you doesn't make you rich, it makes you a useless b***h.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone does chores
            Everyone does in your third world shithole. We have multiple maids for that. Im have more important things to do than washing the dishes like you jeets lol
            Give me your paypal already, Ill give you money

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very sad kid. You have no money. You just bludge off your mum.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone does chores
            Everyone does in your third world shithole. We have multiple maids for that. Im have more important things to do than washing the dishes like you jeets lol
            Give me your paypal already, Ill give you money

            Adult men who can’t care for themselves are the most pathetic people on earth.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe your boyfriend is into you pissing on his bed, OP. Test your boyfriend's love by thoroughly wetting his mattress. If he's cool with it or starts getting a hard on, I suggest dressing up as Betsy Kettleman for him, for the rest of your married life.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe get him a mattress protector, just incase.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soon fiance
    How do you know?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't drink anything for a few hours before bed?
    Why is this thread needed? You posting a piss fetish?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah bro deliberately dehydrate yourself
      Holy terrible advice. Go have a nice day

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wear diaper undewear

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him about it and he'll be like
    >yeah lmao, that happened to me x time ago

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once picked up a really cute stray cat and took her home. Less than 20 minutes in and she already pissed all over my bed, pillows, blankets, everything. Turnы out stray (or not only?) cats show their affection this way...?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell him you got really wet from thinking of him idk

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you could have an alarm remind you to pee at night or learn how to have lucid dreams? Not much you can do about it

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could simply be a freak accident. After all, you were able to stop. See a doctor if it repeats.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a pee kink and this would be hot as frick it it happened in my bed with my gf

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This happened with my ex gf twice, she couldn't control it so she actually soaked everything

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't put too much pressure on your bladder. Everyone's anatomy is different. You might just pee more easily.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This happens to me too. I dream about using the restroom because I really have to go in real life. I've never wet the bed, thankfully. I just recommend not drinking anything sugary/caffeinated before bed and maybe wear a heavy flow pad that way you can catch anything that comes and it will give you a chance to run to the restroom when you feel it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have underdeveloped bladder and can't last as long as normal people, and while fortunately for me i wake up if i need to go, here's some tricks that i learned that make me not need to
    >Don't go to sleep directly after eating(give it an hour at least)
    Most food will hold water in your body, so if you digest it while you sleep your bladder might suddenly feel
    >Don't drink large amounts of liquids within 30 minutes of sleep
    Don't dehydrate yourself, but makes sure most of what you drink goes through. Keep a glass of water by your bed, and sip on it if you get thirsty but do not down it all at once. If you consume water periodically it has better overall retention than large amounts at once
    >Piss right before sleep
    Self-explanatory. Even if the bed is warm and you don't feel like you need to go, still go and use the bathroom.
    >Don't sleep on your stomach
    Pressure on your bladder will make it worse, even if it's comfortable. If you mist sleep on your stomach, get one of these small round pillows and put it under your pelvis so that your bladder isn't directly pressured (your body weight is on the pelvic bones instead). It's also good for your lower back.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask him if he wants you to pee in his mouth next time

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