Am I considered gay if I suck my own cock?

Am I considered gay if I suck my own wiener?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you like it, otherwise it's rape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are those the only two choices?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but you are considered a contortionist

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > be me 15
    > barely managing this shit
    > hear door open
    When I looked nobody was there but I heard fast paced footsteps go back upstairs and the door slowly closed as I wiggled myself down from the wall.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can suck your own wiener, you're lucky lad

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Otherwise jerking off (i.e. giving yourself a handjob) would also be gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giving yourself a handjob would also be gay
      A handjob is performed by another person.

      is it gay if you stroke your own wiener?

      >stroke your own wiener?
      Stroking your own wiener is masturbation.

      THEREFORE...
      Sucking your own wiener WOULD BE considered gay, because you are simulating another man giving you a blowjob AND simulating another man putting his dick down your throat at the same time.

      BUT MOSTLY...

      It's mostly just cringe. After all, you're a wienersucker. You suck a dick just to get off.

      >you're a wienersucker
      EXACTLY... because no matter how much you spin this... you have a wiener in your mouth.

      It's that extra effort that you took to put your wiener in your mouth that makes it gay. The female equivalent would be a woman sucking on her own breasts. No normal woman does that. It's a weird lesbian act, but that's okay because straight males love watching lesbian action, even if it's a creepy woman drinking her own breastmilk. Or... the male equivalent of creepy dudes that drink their own semen. How bout that can of worms? Huh? Not gay at all, right?

      You see now why it makes it weird? When you use your hand, it's masturbation. When you include your mouth, it's homosexual. That is because a hand only gives. A hand is just a tool. You use your hands to eat and open doors and type on a keyboard. A mouth, is far more intimate. A mouth is an orifice. It gives and it receives.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dudes that drink their own semen
        If you're sucking your own dick, ya might as well drink your own cum while you're down there. It's pretty much the same level of cringe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look, nobody, and I mean nobody (at least normal people) actually WANT to jerk off. They would PREFER to have sex with somebody, not themselves.

      It's like having a dog as a pet. People love dogs, but they absolutely do not love having to pick up the shit balls they leave all around the place. They would PREFER if dogs didn't shit everywhere. But they do, and so they have to deal with it. That's part of having a dog as a pet.

      NOBODY likes the experience of having to jerk off. But they do it because they have no other choice. If you gave a straight dude the choice to have sex with a hot woman, he would, or should choose the hot woman. NOT fricking sucking his own dick.

      Jerking your dick off with your hand is humiliating enough. It says, I couldn't get a girlfriend, so I have to resort to this pathetic shit.

      NOW, when you go the EXTRA MILE to put your own wiener in your fricking mouth, or drink your own fricking cum (fricking gross man), I'M SORRY BRO, there is no fricking other way to spin that. YOU'RE GAY. If not gay, then at the very least bisexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at the very least bisexual.
        which is just another way of saying gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lotta projection

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >calling gayness out for what it is equals projection
          cope and seethe cum drinker

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop chocking your chicken.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's mostly just cringe. After all, you're a wienersucker. You suck a dick just to get off.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe, but I'm still envious of your flexibility

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it gay if you stroke your own wiener?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is absolutely no reason to have a penis in your mouth. So yes, it's quite gay.

    You might as well be sucking other dudes wieners at this point, since you're very comfortable with the feeling of a wiener in your mouth.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, because everyone thought it would be cool in the 80s and 90s, and they were insanely antigay compared to now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing cool about that that's just fricking moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and they were insanely in the closet compared to now
      FTFY

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a better question...
    If you encountered a clone of yourself, and you sucked your clone's dick, would it be considered gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's called selfcest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's it called when you impregnate a female clone of yourself?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than it does getting your dick sucked

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be 18 to post here, now gtfo my website respectfully

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If autofellatio is gay, then so is masturbation (giving a man a handjob).
    Either they're both gay or they're both straight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masturbation is something you do as a last resort because you couldn't get a woman to do it for you. Normal men would rather have sex with a woman, not diddle themselves like a weirdo.

      There's just no excuse for sucking your own dick. Once you do that, you've demonstrated that you would rather be with a man than a woman.

      Oh, and autofellatio is not just receiving a blowjob, it's you giving a blowjob as well. So it's also you enjoying the feeling and taste of dick and cum in your mouth. And that's totally straight? Yeah, right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So it's also you enjoying the feeling and taste of dick and cum in your mouth
        It's this. It's so fricking this.

        How can you have your own dick in your mouth and not feel totally disgusted with yourself?

        There's a very clear line between masturbation and homosexuality. Once your dick touches your mouth, and you actually find that arousing, you have crossed that line.

        >what about pegging
        Good question. If a woman is pegging you, that's not gay. If you have a dildo stuck to a wall, and you peg yourself... that's gay. A woman can get away with that because she's a woman and that dildo represents a dick. Fricking DUH.

        >oh but I like to drink the cum I splooged in her vegana
        Again, clear line between hetero and homosexuality. Splooging in a vegana is a heterosexual act. But, drinking the cum from that splooge is a homosexual act. You're gay and you're in denial. Straight men do not enjoy the taste of cum in their mouth, doesn't matter where it came from. Fricking DUH.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sucking dick is sucking dick. Yours or not, it’s still gay. And if you finish in your mouth, it’s double gay, triple gay if you swallow.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's dick in your own mouth. If not gay then extremely desperate.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just suck another man's wiener? It's so much easier on your spine.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It means you're bisexual

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