Anal sex and the power of attorney's son

Are there any people who are good with arguing?
How do you convince your grill to let you stick it in her bum?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lawyer arguing and lemme-frick-you arguing are two completely different skills

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could trick her into signing a contract that grants access to her booty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I, being a lawyer son, know its illegal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But she probably won't. Start speaking legalese and point out the terms to her and she'll bend right over.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That illegal law rizz

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I showed a guy on here my butt hole and he said it was too tight and unrelaxed and dark on the edges

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you show your butthole to the strangers on the internet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was bored and wanted to goon but I felt anxious after and deleted my discord account and all the messages

        are you a pawg, can you post it here, im sure your fembutt looks fine

        No i wont post here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Come on! Why not? You already showed it to some ugly bastard he probably will leak it sooner or later anyways!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was bored and wanted to goon but I felt anxious after and deleted my discord account and all the message
          > Oh hey there. What the other guys told is actually true. You could benefit mentally from training your ass. To explain it in a more sophisticated way, the root Chakra by people with anxiety tends to be overconcentrated, which leads to imbalance. Like when thrombosis disrupts the flow of blood. Massaging your butthole tends to dissolve the "thrombus" and helps it flow evenly. Kinda like when massage helps with back pain by relieving the overcontracted muscles. Important is not to go too fast or you could damage your root Chakra. Your goal is to firlmy massage it, you can go deeper if you want and do full blown anal, the point is you are not supposed to feel any pain, just some discomfort.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Responded to that thread last night. Ended up regretting it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you a pawg, can you post it here, im sure your fembutt looks fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remember'd and boner'd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that crystal cafe?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I need to see the whole thread

          Guys it's from NSFFW >_<

          [...]

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks. I didn't know chads use NSFFW.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nonononono I'm a basement dweller just like you!!! Please believe me ;_;

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I need to see the whole thread

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then go find it in the archive?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Funnily enough I didn't manage to cum once

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her her root chakra is out of place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This only works if she is shizo.
      But funnily enough anal actually helps people with anxiety to relax.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually what the (now deleted) video says

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What video are you talking about?
          What else does it say?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's about massaging the anus to release tension/anxiety

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Girls are such hoors now they just do it without prompting. I have literally never been refused the butthole. The ones who explicitly say they'd do anything except anal are like "okay" if you actually ask once they're already bent over with their panties off. The other ones have all been buttfricked already and probably don't need more convincing.
    The butthole is the new blowjob, used to be sodomy and now it's hello

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How handsome are you? How tall? Big D?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even do anal when there is a hole right next to the anus designed for yor penis?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Domination? Power? Tighter? Moans?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't it hurt for the girl?
        Why do you want to dominate the girl you supposedly love.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't it hurt for the girl?
          > its not supposed to
          Why do you want to dominate the girl you supposedly love.
          > It's about showing your love in a dominant way. When you love a cat, you pick him up and stroke him, although it shows your domination over him, it's still a way to show love.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anal is the way to go, vegana is procreation only. If you don't ket your man go anal only on you you don't love him

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a gradual thing. Started with fingers, eventually progressed to sex. At first infrequently, then regularly, finally it was done so often I said we'd make it official and she is anal only. There's any number of arguments you could use to support making the change. Pick one or two. The content doesn't matter so much as her accepting it. Once she has resigned to the idea that its the default way sex happens she won't question it anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice! Once you have it you can't loose it unless the ass is loosend too much

  8. 1 month ago
    >towelban

    >I sodomu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What u min

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Demonstrate how great it is using your own bumhole.

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