>Anon, I want you to take my virginity.

>Anon, I want you to take my virginity. All the other girls in school have had sex already and it makes me feel like a freak! But I can't do it with just anybody; it has to be a guy I can feel safe with and you fit the bill. If anything, you should be grateful for the opportunity of a lifetime. You're an adult and clearly still a virgin! That's pathetic! When you think about it, I'm the one doing you a favor by letting you have sex with a girl like me! No other girl would do this but luckily for you, I'm feeling generous!
How would you respond?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > All the other girls in school have had sex already and it makes me feel like a freak!
    >How would you respond?
    bit weirded out since i don't wanna frick with a school girl

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No kys roastie I am going to safe myself for my future wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basado and gigachad pilled

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn her down out of pure spite. Women hate that

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might agree if you didn't put a pic of asuka. She's so fricking annoying. I hate her

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sex is only for people who love each other, so no, ASS-Sucka

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i could never step with someone who thinks so little of me

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stare directly into her eyes
    >proceed to flood the floor with diarrhea
    >keeping a straight face the entire time I do it while also keeping eye contact
    >No way gay
    >walk out while leaving a trail of chocolate as she stares at me in disbelief.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't turn 360 degrees and then walks backwards out of the room to really spread the shit juice
      NGMI

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need sex i need love.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *fricks her so good that she'll beg me to marry me and I'll have 5 kids with her living a happy life till I die*

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would turn her down and call (you) a homosexual for making this up

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd tell her that Rei's way better and leave

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I would say no but you used a pic of asuka. She's so beautiful. My life would be fixed overnight if I had a girl like her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe not immediately but it's a start. Lot of guys have arrested development and banging a hot teen might help them move forward.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice fan fiction OP. 5/10 larp

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stfu heathen prostitute. come to church and get a ring, we need god's permission.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, you need to know about this show. Anon, why isn't this show real?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asuka would never say this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly the kind of thing she'd do when she's 17 or something, I don't know what you're talking about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Akshully she's very sexually aggressive. She threw herself pussy-first at kaji. Just be Kaji bro.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is exactly the kind of thing she'd do when she's 17 or something, I don't know what you're talking about

        You don't understand, You are not Kaji. you are an ugly virgin like me, if she was repulsed by shinji. we don't stand a chance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >forgetting him and her literally fricked in ep 14
          also shinji is canonically a bottom

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie pinpoint to me where exactly they fricked, because that's bullshit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but it's a schizo theory, you can probably find an evageeks thread or something about it if you Google 'NGE ep 15 sex" (not 14, other guy is moronic)

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breed Asuka
    Rape Asuka
    Frick Asuka
    Mate Asuka
    Reciprocate Asuka

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've found you again
      you moron with wings!
      quit while you can rapist!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asuka I would probably flood you with pressure? That is the entire point of a plug

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Anon, I want you to take my virginity. All the other girls in school have had sex already and it makes me feel like a freak! But I can't do it with just anybody; it has to be a guy I can feel safe with and you fit the bill.

    but... im your schoolteacher...

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asuka you are a fricking child.
    And the world depends on your mental wellness to pilot your EVA unit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BUT I'M GROWN ENOUGH *flashes him*

      what did she mean by that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She wanted him to rape her despite it all. Asuka is forward unlike Shinji.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really need a girl like asuka to beat me and call me a stupid moid

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Well uh, um *awkward laugh* if it's alright with you... You're very pretty...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What are you, stupid? Why are you even laughing? What's so funny? *pouts* there are no real men in my life, this is pathetic, I'm the greatest bla bla bla
      or something

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