>anon learns that women like to have sex

>anon learns that women like to have sex

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know women actually enjoyed sex till i was 17

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't know women actually enjoyed sex till i was 17
      Fricked up. My dad's been telling me as long as I can remember (like 3 years old, no lie) "don't let them fool you, they want it just as much as we do" and all sorts of shit like that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        top ten things you shouldn't be talking about with a 3 year old

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why's that? I can remember him picking me up from school telling me shit like "remember, when it starts to feel really good, pull it out and squirt it on her stomach"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your dad is bad ass. i wish my dad was this cool. my dad called me moron and homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my dad called me moron and homosexual
            How does your life's mission not become to kill your fricking dad?

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          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How does your life's mission not become to kill your fricking dad?
            after 20 years of trying to impress him and failing in every way, i erased him as my father. i turned him into an annoying friend that i unfortunately have to deal with every now and then. he cries a lot now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't know what you're asking for. Having a father like this is a straight shot to being an /NSFFW/ poster. They fill you with ideas of how women are and how you should treat them that are ass backwards and counterproductive unless you're THE gigachad.
            Maybe that mentality would have worked a generation ago but now it gets you cancelled IRL. It took me until I was a grown man to realize I was raised to be a CHUD and that's why I couldn't SCORE.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They fill you with ideas of how women are and how you should treat them that are ass backwards and counterproductive unless you're THE gigachad.
            Definitely the exact opposite lol. Try wayyy towards the "just be yourself" end of the spectrum. Don't have to lie to em, don't have to fake who you are, don't have to treat them any which way really. They wanna frick just as much as we do, always gotta remember that, and remember when it starts to feel really good pull out and squirt it on their stomach. Also stick your tongue in there first and if it shrivels up, don't frick em. Also don't listen to that "oh it's too big, it hurts" bullshit-- a baby's head comes out of there, I'm pretty sure your dick ain't gonna hurt em!

            Should I continue?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ew does that actually happen

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon learns that pornography is a job to women, and that they're pretending to enjoy getting fricked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. still moronic and doesn't get it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon learns women prefer black bulls over tiny white wieners

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people who say this aren't black. the BBC wiener lust thing is mostly male cucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has nothing to do with cucks, it's a joke

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It has nothing to do with cucks, it's a joke
          please explain how its a joke or how its funny i don't understand memes i am 3 levels of moronic deeper than the average for this website

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, it just is. Like it's just a huge Black person penis, you know? I don't know how else to explain it, it's just funny to me for some reason

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Plus the gemsons from the sharty elevated the whole concept to another level, at least for me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is this english i have no idea what it means

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gyatt these fricking boomers i swear baka :skull_emoji: :skull_emoji: :skull_emoji: :skull_emoji:

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You re 37 tho

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not spiritually

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women like sex the way men like church

    that is to say sure you can find guys out there that enjoy going to church. some of them are really into it even.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one likes going to church

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the stupidest shit ive ever heard and ive sucked a man's dick and hairy balls

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only with the top percentile of gigachads.
    If women would like sex as much as me, they would be as horny and would approach me with no effort on my part for the sex I am clearly owed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If women would like sex as much as me, they would be as horny and would approach me with no effort on my part for the sex I am clearly owed.
      would you approach a 300lb moronic fatass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you enjoy videogames do you play whatever is most readily available, even if its bottom-of-the-barrel slop app store gacha slop? Or are you more discerning and only bother with the best stuff?

      Now ask yourself, are you slop or are you a 10/10 GOTYAY?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If hot women don't offer me the sex I am owed, I refuse to ever participate in society.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ever look at a lot of women long and hard? I don't think their bfs are exactly top of the line.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women like sex its just the only thing they have to offer men so they have to be careful with it, only giving it up after they get what they want

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only giving it up after they get what they want
      And what is it that they want?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        depends. materialistic things, attention, affection, etc

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >attention, affection, etc
          Aren't these just womanspeak for "sex?"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, texting her cute stuff, hugging her randomly and telling her she's beautiful, etc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a good lifestyle with physical and financial and emotional security

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No they don't. They're always the one that are less horny.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to dress kind of loose so women look at my genitals and flirt with a lot of them at once in case the hottest one wants to have sex with me then I work my way down.

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