Any anons know where I can get a closet wife? picrel

Any anons know where I can get a closet wife? picrel

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mfer living the dream

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lived as a closet bf to a fembot for awhile, that was rough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get out?
      Also would you do it again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't a prisoner but living in her closet as she hid me from her parents. Eventually the whole thing fell apart and I had to leave.

        Wouldn't do it again no, it was miserable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you fug in the closet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, she only got me out when both her parents weren't home which was rare, or they were asleep. So most of what we did together was unironically in her closet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds hot but probably pretty stressful in reality, so that's understandable

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well also of course the living arrangement itself was pretty awful too, just dwelling stealthily in a tiny closed space for such a long time. Completely reliant on her for whatever I needed from outside.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you shitting in the closet or what bro? how did you eat? explain the logistics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't a prisoner but living in her closet as she hid me from her parents. Eventually the whole thing fell apart and I had to leave.

      Wouldn't do it again no, it was miserable.

      this sounds fun for a week but i imagine it would suck after the novelty wears off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly yeah. Now imagine it for many months ongoing to a year. Felt like being a prisoner in a cell even though I could have walked out any time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whyd you stick around? nowhere else to go?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, parents kicked me out on turning 18. Posted on here about it and she noticed, offered I could stay with her. Problem was her super protective and religious parents, and the restrictive living situation. Hence needing to hide living in her closet. I swear if they didn't at least respect her room privacy then the situation wouldn't have lasted even a week.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn that sucks. hope youre doing better now. nice that she was willing to do that though. how did it end and what did you do after?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb girl let herself get pregnant, when her parents inevitably found out, they found me after and I had the cops called on me. Had to leave the situation and they still won't let me see the kid.

            Though I am independent living at least, but it still sucks all around.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is the first part a joke? How are you blaming the thot for getting pregnant when ur the one shooting ropes inside her? Kys.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was the one supposed to keep u with birth control, not like I could step out to go buy condoms.

            you shitting in the closet or what bro? how did you eat? explain the logistics

            Sometimes I had to piss in the closet, pissbottles. The majority of the time though she was able to let me use her bedroom's bathroom in the evenings when her parents were asleep, it never got so bad that I had to shit in the closet.

            As for food she would bring it to me, usually gotten by delivery or excess groceries from her parents, she was wise to not taking their cooking for me to seem suspicious how much she was eating.

            She got a mini fridge for me so I could keep food/leftovers for longer, and drinks. Trash and such she would sneak out to the bin at night.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bathroom in her bedroom
            That checks out then. You have a laptop in there or just phone? You must be a real 10/10 to make a girl go to this much effort for you, and get pregnant and keep it too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just phone for starters, but then she was able to give me her old laptop when she got her parents to get her a new one.

            I think I'm probably a 7, maybe an 8 if I put some work in it (as in not hiding in a closet for over a year), really it was more her and how weird/desperate she was. Mainly how she was raised and the environment she was in with her religious parents and basically not letting her date. Unfortunately she was naive to think that what we had and her getting pregnant, would be enough for her parents to let us be together.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Crazy story anon, thanks for posting. Forget about how you got out though, how did you get in? Where'd you meet this girl, and she pick you up from the airport or what was the intake process like?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I met her off this board actually, she seemed sympathetic enough to contact beyond just the threads here. We got into talking about what could be possible to meet IRL. In the end I managed to travel the distance of several states to her by bus, and then she came up with an excuse to come and meet me so we could figure out something together. The idea of living in her closet was never originally the plan, but hiding out with her was going to be the only realistic way even as risky as it was. Her closet just seemed better than the attic. So after planning things out, one time when her parents were out she sneaked me in and we figured things out as we went along from there.

            I was just happy to not be on the street, and she was enamored to have a guyfriend to turn boyfriend.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exhibit MCXVII why low inhibition is the most important factor in success with women. Dude who looks like this and can only meet women off NSFFW can still reproduce if he's willing to dump his life to ride across a bus and maybe be homeless or live in a closet for a year just to pipe fembot ass.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, my life was dumped without my choice or input. I was in a desperate way to consider pretty much anything at that point, when faced with living on the streets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't a prisoner but living in her closet as she hid me from her parents. Eventually the whole thing fell apart and I had to leave.

      Wouldn't do it again no, it was miserable.

      it was a dude and you're a homosexual frick off homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a different board, when the NSFFW guy hid the twink under his bed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to envy that photo when I was like 13
          I still envy that photo but I'm smart enough to realize ITS OVER

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that so fricking funny? I'm not sure if it's a joke or not but something about this is very funny to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was funny but i didn't laugh until i read your post

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally anywhere. Thats the whole deal that any girl can be your closet wife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any tips, tools, or strategies on capturing one?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this is a perfect representation of how it feels to marry the typical moid. No care about the woman's feelings, desires, or needs. Just me me me and my gut and glasses and baldness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shhhhhh. It's all going to be fine 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I showed you empathy, you would stop seeing me as a man.

      You WANT to be controlled by an uncaring brute.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what shitlib women actually believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what real men believe in. this is the life

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the man is having a miserable existence
    >BUT WHAT ABOUT MY vegana
    women are insufferable

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tl;dr
    the Black folk of gender

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is always the most moronic argument
      >you can quit and get a different job at any time
      >the job gives you money which creates autonomy and ability to advocate for your own well-being
      vs traditional marriage
      >cannot leave even though he can do things to you your job legally cannot
      >no control over your fate and no way to save yourself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>no control over your fate and no way to save yourself
        That's what you get for marrying a Black person femanon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your career

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>you can quit and get a different job at any time
        Quit and get yet another monotonous 40hr+ slave job with a slightly different flavour than the last
        >>the job gives you money which creates autonomy and ability to advocate for your own well-being
        You have no autonomy and well being if you're a 40hr+ wageslave, all you have is servitude and a couple of hours of recreation at the end of the day so that you're less likely to have a nice day. Your freedom is an illusion.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't even get those anymore

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shame that ye

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the job gives you money which creates autonomy and ability to advocate for your own well-being
        HAHAHAHAHAH meanwhile in reality
        >u-uhm i guess ill have a piercing and another day of grubhub food and a lil ssri for my depression and more useless amazon consumption to fill the void... have to hurry up though because i gotta get up early in the morning for my boss man.. :'( god i am so tired and my home is so lonely (now that i got my own i wouldnt wanna move into another persons one either which is always such a huge issue with men im attracted to) and i have zero time for anything else in my life except eat sleep shit and die.... i am free however... somehow??? i cant explain how but i just am OKAY.. i am definitely not trapped haha... plant moms and therapy forever!
        no ones buying the lies anymore slave.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>you can quit and get a different job at any time
        do you even work

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does anyone know how to get a closet wife? Is this not real?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows Mr. Agent

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this comic has that edgy pathos you don't see a lot of anymore, reminds me of some of the sexy losers stuff

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could probably emulate this feel with a daki

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why accept substitutions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. It has to be breathing and it must fear me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how smelly is your daki anon

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