Any last minute tips before I knock the door on some Erasmus girls next to my dorm?

I got two girls from Erasmus moving next to my dorm room. I think they're Swedish, I'm not really sure, they're blonde and about 175cm. They're either french or Swedish, Idk. Also they leave their shoes outside the house for some reason? Is it weird in Sweden to knock the door on your new neighbour and ask to show them around? I'm thinking of going like "hey neighbors, welcome to Greece, let me show you around" or something like that.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do some exercise and get a bit sweaty beforehand. Women love masculine scent

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's weird man

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you’re fricking weird

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed your sandal smell from down the hall, is it something you're eating or..?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your daily greek drama thread

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they'll say no thanks giggle and close the door and then you'll be awkward every time you see them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >then you'll be awkward every time you see them
      I highly doubt this

      Maybe just wait, and caught them when the are walking out or waking in. It’s a bit bold to knock and ask, and only will work you if are some 10/10 chad.

      I have already said hello to them this morning when they were coming

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        well godspeed brotha. hope it works out. fortune favors the bold. are you popular or just confident? women like being invited to parties (for the opportunity to meet even more men and continually upgrade)

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe just wait, and caught them when the are walking out or waking in. It’s a bit bold to knock and ask, and only will work you if are some 10/10 chad.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a curried hindu Black person.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it not a problem unless you are attractive. otherwise the callthe polcie fpr grooming

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to say they are made for BGC?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knock and tell them that some weird Arab or indopaki was sniffing their shoes. Let them know they can ask you to show them around if they are new in town.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pee on their door to mark your territory.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    just rape them dude Z

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    let the white women be mohammed

  12. 6 months ago
    Sage

    >They're either french or Swedish,
    A fate worse than death

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/EecZ2Ji.jpg

      I got two girls from Erasmus moving next to my dorm room. I think they're Swedish, I'm not really sure, they're blonde and about 175cm. They're either french or Swedish, Idk. Also they leave their shoes outside the house for some reason? Is it weird in Sweden to knock the door on your new neighbour and ask to show them around? I'm thinking of going like "hey neighbors, welcome to Greece, let me show you around" or something like that.

      >They're either french or Swedish
      Well the swedes do have french royals, so it's literally no difference.

      • 6 months ago
        Sage

        >Well the swedes do have french royals, so it's literally no difference
        You have Black person shamen, so same thing there.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You have Black person shamen
          We have Gorilla Tarzan, and a zoophile Jane. They will give birth to the discoverer of Atlantis.
          >inb4 swedish Atlant schizo stories

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's up with those skulls? we've found them all over and no one seems to care.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is this not the biggest story going in archeology

            They were the copper mine overlords of Aztlan (northeast USA moundbuilders) which is why they were blue, due to silver in their best ores.
            Contact with the west eventually brought livestock plagues, collapsing Aztlan and the Aztec migration down into mexicos border to flee the plagues and war of the north.
            By the time the vikings arrived, Aztlan was already overgrown - but they introduced a new wave of plagues that the northern remaining indians and aztecs were more resistant to, but which travelled south into Maya territory.
            This allowed the now bloodlusty aztecs to pour into the cities of mexico, with a religion and magic that promised to "cleanse" society of the diseases by blood sacrifice to the gods.
            Haplogroup Q is the culprit,- the sibling haplogroup of R.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            what was blue?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            some of their skin, due to colloidal silver contamination from their silver/copper/bronzeware.
            It's called Argyria, and there has been several "modern" cases of it.
            Osiris was one of these copper mine traders with blue skin and an elongated head.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            some of their skin, due to colloidal silver contamination from their silver/copper/bronzeware.
            It's called Argyria, and there has been several "modern" cases of it.
            Osiris was one of these copper mine traders with blue skin and an elongated head.

            >tfw normies realize Avatar did to cross-atlantic copper trade what Star Wars and Dune did to the Messiah story.
            No story is ever invented from scratch. It's literally impossible from an information theory standpoint.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is this not the biggest story going in archeology

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh they're on ERASMUS
    just offer them a beer and invite them to go out in the evening

    half of my erasmus was literally drinking with people I just met the same day and go out with them
    the other half was ordering pizza to the beach at 10am because I was completely fricked from the night before and had some compulsory lecture at 11am
    rinse and repeat daily for 5 months

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't nordic women stop lusting after BGC?
    it's not fair bros...

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no, I am actually not Muslim I am Greek >descended from generals that served under Alaxander the great
    >Mustafa is actually a modern corruption of the ancient Ionian Mustropolos
    >I am 100% Greek, but my great grandfather was captured by Turkes and forced to bread their woman
    >I am not however descended from them but a proud Athenian woman
    >I am 33% Macedonian

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

      Mutt's right on this you larping roachie. Show face Mustafa.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strip naked, and be fully erect when you knock on the door.

    Girls love an assertive man.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ladies, you are looking good tonight! uh hey btw did you know i have lived in this dorm since before you could walk?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uh hey btw did you know i have lived in this dorm since before you could walk?
      ^Anon beat me to it. OP is 35 years old and lives in a college dorm.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear every Greek poster on this board is all the one guy

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about stop being greek for a minute to recognize how much of a creep you're being
    If you get the chance to say hello, say hello. Otherwise keep your disgusting hairy ass in your tiny dorm and be happy you're not dead yet

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >greek
    yeah swedes love greasy hairy manlets

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the Mathematician that's been living in the dorms since 2008? I've heard a lot of stories about you man

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go with a basket of eggs and offer to make them any kind they wish. Boiled, scrambled, poached. This way they know you are a reliable guy

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you that Greek dude who had to hide drugs and 5 stolen lab computers because they were assigning you a roommate? If so, how did that go?

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Set up something with your friends and then invite the girls. It’s just totally a social group thing, meet some new people. Then threesome.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up their shoes, knock on their door, when they open, eye them, take a deep sniff from the bottom of your lungs, put down shoes and walk away. You will either have foot sex in a day or you will never see their shoes in the hallway again. Win win.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make them a lasagna as a welcome gift.
    Women love lasagna.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do women there really just leave their shoes/sandals outside for anyone to come and sniff? Lucky.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you have spaghettis in your pockets you can drop.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were really Greek you would have stolen the shoes. Your pic exposes you.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not sniffing their shoes, then knocking on the door and giving them back, complimenting the strong aroma

    NGMI

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like an incel, I didn't know there were greek incels.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is customary in Sweden to greet new neighbors by leaving used shoes on their doorstep.
    It would seem that you also have some new neighbors from China, as someone has left a pot of sewer grease in front of their door for good luck.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get some cold drinks and snacks like sweet candies. Also booze if they’re into that shit. Put on a chill classic movie or show and just watch it and chat. Make them feel comfortable. Clean up a bit and offer them a blanket

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, you're 36 and still chasing college dicky, that's sad...

  35. 6 months ago
    GG

    cope and seethe prostitutes

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before you go in, rub your hand on your balls then smear the ball sweat on your face. It contains pheromones which they will unconsciously pick up, you'll be irresistable to them.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > got two girls from Erasmus
    where tf is erasmus?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      study abroad.
      >Dutch philosopher, theologian, Renaissance Humanist, monk, and devout Roman Catholic, Desiderius Erasmus of Rotterdam, called "the crowning glory of the Christian humanists".[1] Erasmus, along with his good friend Thomas More, became one of the main figures of European intellectual life during the Renaissance. Known for his satire, Erasmus urged internal reform of the Catholic Church. He encouraged a recovery of the Catholic Patristic tradition against what he considered to be contemporary abuses of the Sacraments and certain excessive devotional practices. He famously clashed with Protestant revolutionary Martin Luther on the subject of free will. ERASMUS is a backronym meaning European Community Action Scheme for the Mobility of University Students.[1]

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smear your jizz on their door handle

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