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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would you be my gf?
    how old are you?
    cup size?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how skibidi gyatted does my rizz have to be? Do i have to be the rizzler or is ohio sigma enough?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you want to become a total prostitute?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    location so we can get married?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post breasts or gtfo b***h

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    favourite movie? also that picture is kinda ugly, i doubt it's that bad.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im also a kissless handholdless sexless friendless virgin woman but can we be friends because i suck at making female friends
    what are your hobbies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do dating apps work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even want a man? What type of relationship do you hope to have one day?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How frustrated do you get here that you're surrounded by guys throwing themselves at your posts, but in real life you're invisible?
    If someone set you up on a date, could you handle how adults are used to non-virgin girls who have sex on the first date?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most effective method of hair removal? Especially on the girlballs? 😮

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont shave or wax because i will never have sex anyway and i dont have balls sry

      do dating apps work?

      no i only get like 2 matches and every guy on there ghosts me when he finds out how boring and moronic i am anyway

      Do you even want a man? What type of relationship do you hope to have one day?

      i do but i already know its never gonna happen
      no man can tolerate my hideous face, ugly body and shitty personality
      i live through headcanon, media and maladaptive daydreaming

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no man can tolerate my hideous face
        Men's standards are on the floor right now. Besides, you probably don't look that bad. Even if you do, there are guys out there who will look past it.
        >ugly body
        Start by losing weight, if you need to. Shave, shower, go see a dermatologist if needed, buy some hair regrowth if needed.
        >shitty personality
        Realizing this is a good start. Try to understand why you are like this. Try to empathize with the people you hurt. Become more self aware of your actions and the consequences. Don't change yourself for some reward, helping others should be your motivation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about your body is hideous? Are you overweight? And if so by how much?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am also a "kissless handholdless sexless friendless virgin woman" (plus ugly), Anon. You are not alone here lol :^)
    Dw I hope one day we will find smn

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >im 25 and hideous and smell bad
    even your pussy? cuz if the rest of you smells bad that's fine.

    >not really i just wanna get married and have a family
    what if that's not a choice you'll have, what else do you want to do?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah we've heard this story before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im uglier than her and she has a good body

      [...]
      >im 25 and hideous and smell bad
      even your pussy? cuz if the rest of you smells bad that's fine.

      >not really i just wanna get married and have a family
      what if that's not a choice you'll have, what else do you want to do?

      rotting in my room 4ever

      I am also a "kissless handholdless sexless friendless virgin woman" (plus ugly), Anon. You are not alone here lol :^)
      Dw I hope one day we will find smn

      me too ily sis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aw sis !! You also hate your body ? *handshakes*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ya lol

          POST PICS FOR PROOF OF UGLINESS

          i dont wanna be an internet meme

          if you posted pics this thread would instantly be at the top of the board for several hours with guys fighting over you.

          trust me they wouldnt

          are you obese ? Show us how your body looks like op

          im not obese no

          >no man can tolerate my hideous face
          Men's standards are on the floor right now. Besides, you probably don't look that bad. Even if you do, there are guys out there who will look past it.
          >ugly body
          Start by losing weight, if you need to. Shave, shower, go see a dermatologist if needed, buy some hair regrowth if needed.
          >shitty personality
          Realizing this is a good start. Try to understand why you are like this. Try to empathize with the people you hurt. Become more self aware of your actions and the consequences. Don't change yourself for some reward, helping others should be your motivation.

          thanks for the advice but i already know my place in life and its never gonna change

          >my entire face and body. i literally dont have one attractive feature. usually most ugly people have at least one nice feature like pretty eye color, nice hair or cute smile, but i literally have nothing going for me and it sucks
          There is no way you are this ugly. Even the worst of the worst have some okay feature.

          nah i literally dont have anything good about me

          anyway i wasnt expecting this many replies sorry
          i dont want all this attention i was just venting because im depressed
          gonna play some vidya and hit the hay
          hope everyone has a good night

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no photos
            You are lying. You just came here to get attention.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nah i literally dont have anything good about me
            I'm sorry but I don't believe you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nah i literally dont have anything good about me

            Good night and get some sleep, but some words of wisdom before you go.
            Women having "nice" things is all well and good, but the more important thing for a woman is her lacking "bad" things, i.e. a toxic personality, body count, etc.
            Many men would prefer a boring wife, in fact.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All of the simps that responded to you are wrong, sis. You need to bimbomaxx now. Get a big fat ass and breasts. Lip injections. Makeup. A wig or extensions. Dress like a bawd. Do it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you hate most about men?
    >What do you hate most about women?
    >What is your biggest insecurity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>What do you hate most about men?
      not sure. maybe how obsessed with sex they are. i have a medium libido. but mens seems excessively high
      >>What do you hate most about women?
      probably how superficial they are and how you have to be attractive before they want to befriend you
      >>What is your biggest insecurity
      my entire face and body. i literally dont have one attractive feature. usually most ugly people have at least one nice feature like pretty eye color, nice hair or cute smile, but i literally have nothing going for me and it sucks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        POST PICS FOR PROOF OF UGLINESS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you posted pics this thread would instantly be at the top of the board for several hours with guys fighting over you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my entire face and body. i literally dont have one attractive feature. usually most ugly people have at least one nice feature like pretty eye color, nice hair or cute smile, but i literally have nothing going for me and it sucks
        There is no way you are this ugly. Even the worst of the worst have some okay feature.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think that we can overcome the things that we've lived through and be able to lead happy lives in the end?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are you obese ? Show us how your body looks like op

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting on picture proof that youre ugly, otherwise ill assume youre normally attractive because everyone woman who thinks theyre ugly is honestly just normal and not the 5% of hot women plastered on social media everywhere

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will you marry me? I have a nice venue already picked out for us under the canopy.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread brought out the lonely ladies. Anybody wanna hit me up? Just to chat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >may I please have a crumb of sex please?
      you desperate loser
      kys immediately

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hey why are you such a homosexual?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you such a fricking simp
          If you want to chat frick off back to /soc/ ya loser.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why can't we do it here?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a feels board, not a hookup board.
            /soc/ is already full of this shit, there's no need for it in here too.

            Ugh, I can't believe this butthole is getting desperate for a basic human need.

            [...]

            there ya go you lazy bastard
            Now frick off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i don't know about that i think i would like the girls here more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In that case, you should go to lolcow and crystal cafe.
            That's where these girls come from.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Crystal cafe
            Crystal cafe is funny, because like anon here, I don't believe most of them are women. I just can't imagine it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >crystal cafe
            Those aren't girls, anon.

            Exactly.
            Take that into consideration whenever you see another "le khv fembot" thread and try to simp for them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >crystal cafe
            Those aren't girls, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was girls until the israeli pedotroony took over and started spamming CP and gore everyday

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the girls on NSFFW are nice and cute but they all have mental issues and will ghost you sooner or later

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            one is aII it takes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wtf you lied /soc/ sucks. it's like 100% men and you have to sift through all kinds of fetish and gay shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok and? Same shit here, it's just quicker there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no NSFFW is way better

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because there's no photos, and you can at least pretend that you're talking to women.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no it just feels like a real social place that men and women come to and interact naturally and not a dating app

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ugh, I can't believe this butthole is getting desperate for a basic human need.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realize you were a woman?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >friendless
    How did that happen? I thought all women were social enough to always keep a circle of friends around.

    When I'm grocery shopping, I keep a lookout for girls that might be single just in case. Any idea how to spot them?

    Should I cook tomorrow or just order out? I really don't want to cook again.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would yo hookup with no-chad?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >sure i guess and i dont have any hobbies except passively consuming
    oh ew kys

    do dating apps work?

    i dont use them

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a disease? do you have a deformity? or are you just fat?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. You ask ME anything

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you forever online or there's another reason why you don't seek a relationship?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think you have not yet found a partner?
    Are you a real woman?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how fat are you
    is your hair long or short and what color

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ask a kissless handholdless sexless friendless virgin woman anything i guess
    post breasts or gtfo women dont use the internet

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