>at the beach. >other more muscular guys start fondling your girlfriend

>at the beach
>other more muscular guys start fondling your girlfriend
what do you do in this situation?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Break up with her because why would she be standing next to them like that?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd start recording it on my phone and persuade her to put up with it and for them to continue.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i put poison in his ice cream

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend not to notice and hope she doesn't leave me over it. I can't imagine trying to stop them would lead to anything but embarrassing myself further

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like this is the most realistic reaction a lot of conflicts can be easily resolved by putting your tail betwen your legs for a moment and just letting it play out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty obviously not the ideal way to handle it but you have to work within your means and tail tucking is unironically the optimum survival tactic for some people in the situation. Just hope they leave and she doesn't go with them and that she doesn't get too hung up on it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just hope they leave and she doesn't go with them and that she doesn't get too hung up on it
          Or you can just give in and let them, talk to them and maybe become friends with them. You'd probably have to share her with them though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No that would never work. It's too Overy a display of submission. I mean you're already just cowering and hoping they don't take her. If they do and she fricks them and she's willing to take you back after and you can live with that then sure that can work out maybe

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let them.

    I am too fat to fight and would lose easily.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing because I don't have a GF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you're supposed to imagine you did

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you do in this situation?
    beat the shit out of them?
    doesn't matter that they're more muscular if I get a good hit to the head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if they know muay thai and knock you out in front of your gf?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        buy a gun, go find them afterwards, and shoot them in the head

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Congratulations, now (You) will be some homie gorilla's gf for the next couple of decades.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just shiv them

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get sand kicked in my face, make a scene and be laughed off the beach for my tiny physique. Come back months later bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger because I started taking some pills I ordered off the back of a comic book and stand up for myself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated asf post Anon, have a (You)

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wake up and jerk off

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take a pic
    >send it on Discord so I can access it even if my phone is destroyed.
    >call the cops and report a sexual assault in progress

    This works extra well if the assaulter is black since the cops will just shoot him as soon as they show up and he starts hooting.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try to fight back, even if you get your shit rocked in you'll still have the respect that you fought back. And fondling is considered sexual assault so...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll still have the respect that you fought back.
      ask a real girl if they'd respect you if you lost a fight badly in front of her. she'd probably go with them after that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you've watched too much cuck hentai, losing a fight is normal if the case is that the other guy is bigger and shit, women are not animals, they're humans like us and they understand situations.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women are not animals, they're humans like us and they understand situations
          again, ask a real woman this scenario and what she'd do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i did, i have a girlfriend.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i did, i have a girlfriend.
            laughed in real life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go jerk off, coomer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but the problem is that you motherfrickers never put yourself in a similar situation.
            >Women are such prostitutes, holy shit
            >Ok anon, well, how would she feel if you were at the beach and Stacy just "happened" to fall on your lap and "accidentally" started grinding against your dick in front of her?
            Yes, women are, in fact, human.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, women are, in fact, human.
            And that's fine, but I'd rather people not live in denial like

            go jerk off, coomer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What denial? Can't bother to read the post chain.

            what if shes too scared to speak up that seems perfectly reasonable in this situation

            This motherfricker lives life thinking women never stand up for themselves and that rape has no consequences.

            if theyre bigger and stronger than you she might be concerned what youll do i think plenty of women would remain quiet in this type of situation

            Life is simply not like your hentais man.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are animals moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women are not animals, they're humans like us and they understand situations
          I was having a bad day but this actually makes me chuckle, thanks anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She wouldn't go for him and she'd definitely appreciate the gesture, she'd probably take care of her. It would dry her pussy up though and when you have sex with her next she'll be thinking of him

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for one of them to start making out with her and then be like "If you think she kisses well wait till you feel how good she is at eating ass. She goes for hours!"

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stand in the corner and start violently jacking off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I would probably cum just by looking at them.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she doesnt try to tell them off
    I leave and never speak to her again
    >she does and theyre imposing Black folk
    I try to tell them off and if they persist i fight them
    Some normie Black folk are shitty where they try to ride the lines of social acceptability while imposing on others, such people should be killed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if shes too scared to speak up that seems perfectly reasonable in this situation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then she would allow herself to get violated out of fear which is moronic, especially if i am right nearby

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if theyre bigger and stronger than you she might be concerned what youll do i think plenty of women would remain quiet in this type of situation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then i would still leave her because she has no real loyalty if she will just accept the impositions of other men out of fear, and she gave no signs if resistance

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them to bug off. If they don't then I'll pop one of them in the nose. I don't slack at the gym and I know how to fight.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i start talking to other girls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i start talking to other girls
      yeah that'll totally work, it's not like they are not already with Chad or talking to a few already

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you, I'm the gf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well what would you do if your bf was too meek to stand up to them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I'd be going back to the Chads hotel room

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crack my vial of thioacetal. Its hard to harass or fight someone when everyone within a km is instantly so nauseous they can't stand up and are puking their guts out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that nerve gas?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a form of fragrant/flavanoid but it smells way worse than a rotting skunk. Someone made it by accident while using artificial flavours for something and half the town had to evacuate. Its harmless but causes strong nausea and vomiting and its extremely potent so a single drop is enough to make a large are stink like a hot Bangladeshi garbage dump. It's a very easy chemical to make.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spread anus wide open and point it at the guys
    >"Haha Anon wants to give us his bu-"
    >WHHHHHIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    >"AAAAAAAHHHH NOOOOO ANON NOOOOOOO DON'T DO THIS WE'RE SORRY BRAH!!!!!!"
    >WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legit why I refuse to even entertain the thought of having a gf.
    This kind of shit happens, it's over. They don't even need to fondle her, just being humiliated in public is the one thing that would make your girl leave you.

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