>be 25. >this 32yo girl I know asks me if I was ever in a relationship. >I say no and ask her if she was

>be 25
>this 32yo girl I know asks me if I was ever in a relationship
>I say no and ask her if she was
>she tells me she's a virgin with no relationship experience
Did I hit the jackpot?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is that possible for a woman? I'd do more detective work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a shut in who works at a remote job, doesn't have any friends and never fit into society. Plus it's not in weimerica.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how'd you meet? I want a shut in qt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She found me on X and I started talking to her on Telegram...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon are you being catfished?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No dumbass, I saw her

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok and how hard was it to meet up? If it wasn't hard then she for sure gets railed and pinnned down 12 x a year minumum

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only know her for a month and I've been planning to meet up once I'll be independent in a while. It's hard cuz she's socially awkward and refuses to voice chat with me, but she said we can start slowly with some voice DMs to get her used to me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you have any proof this is an actual woman? like a timestamp or her a picture of you doing something random you asked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >do you have any proof this is an actual woman? like a timestamp or her a picture of you doing something random you asked
            Jesus christ anon, X is full of women and I found other lonely hags in the us. She translates books to italian for a living, I saw her name in one of the books she translated and asked her to correct some typos she made in the final version. Is that enough or do you need a picture of her boobs?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a simple question.
            asking her to do a funny pose with her hands isn't the same as asking her for nudes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just stop being so paranoid instead of asking girls to do ridiculous stuff lol, guys aren't the only ones who have trouble integrating in society. I know plenty of other girls and hags who feel the same way.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stop being so paranoid
            >hasn't even heard her voice
            my ex sent me a cute little finger gun thing I asked her to do, then I proceeded to make fun of her for it. this is before we dated.
            the only only who needs to lighten up here is you, if she's such a stuck up prude that you have to be afraid to joke with her or be worried of offending her at every turn, then maybe you have bugger problems than being catfished

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if she's such a stuck up prude that you have to be afraid to joke with her or be worried of offending her at every turn
            She doesn't sound like a prude, more like a shy girl who wants to take it slowly. I've been asking her if I was going too far and she told me everything was alright every time. I'm more fragile than she's ever been so far lol.

            I have a 32 year old femcel virgin friend. She's borderline asexual though, maybe more than borderline. Maybe she's the girl in the OP, there can't be very many of them. If so, GL with that OP.

            No, we're italian

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            actual Italian or American pretending?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I was in America I wouldn't have a hard time finding girls, I know plenty of awkward hags in Appalachia. But no, I mean actual Italy, it's a miracle I somehow found her in this shit hole full of normalgays.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good luck then anon, get that pasta sauced

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            also really wtf are you talking about? integrating into society??
            I was just telling you to avoid being catfished. that has nothing to do with "women have a hard time too" quit being a fricking idiot.
            if she's not a moron she won't see any issue with it, and will respect you for not letting yourself be potentially strung along

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you even find women on twitter? Majority looks like porn bots

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you can't distinguish porn bots with canned replies from real humans i have bad news for you lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let's see:
            - no natural timeline or any timeline for that matter
            - links in bio to some cam/porn site
            - uses a bio that says some generic shit
            - follows you without any prior reason
            - some dead giveaway account name or generated mess

            It's easy to spot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon are you being catfished?

            like you're frfr telling me that an attractive b***h had the balls to message you first yet somehow spent 32 years alone. okbuddymoron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a 32 year old femcel virgin friend. She's borderline asexual though, maybe more than borderline. Maybe she's the girl in the OP, there can't be very many of them. If so, GL with that OP.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >32yo mentally ill woman
    >jackpot
    Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>32yo mentally ill woman
      Yes, mental illness is preferable to normalgays

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are u the hag poster, didnt u post this the other day or week or month, also are u going to marry this fembot hag virgin wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >also are u going to marry this fembot hag virgin wife
      I want to marry her and live with her so bad, but I'm just fresh out of college and I will start my career next month. It will take around a year or more before I can bring her over.

      [...]

      like you're frfr telling me that an attractive b***h had the balls to message you first yet somehow spent 32 years alone. okbuddymoron

      >attractive
      she's not stacy but not ugly or a fatass either, just a nerdy hag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do u guys do online edates, have u told her about ur plans

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess what we do counts as edating since we're talking all day... yeah, I told her I'd love to get her out of her shit hole and she wants to leave it as well. The south where she lives sucks so much and I'm going to work in the northern regions.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice fanfic. If it's real then you're a lucky bastard or she's going to kill you and sell/eat your organs

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman asks if you're a virgin
    >actually tell the truth
    lol fricking dumbass here is going to fall for it
    women have no empathy or ability to reason like this, by admittting you were a virgin you proved yourself to be unlovable unfrickable garbage because if no one wanted you in the past why would anyone now?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try getting married and see what happens.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prostitutes telling the truth
    she's fricked men and just wants to relate to you so she can take 50% of your paycheck and do 0 work for it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky son of a b***h this is LITERALLY my fricking dream...

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