>be me. >22yo, kissless virgin, your standard beta. >get my first girlfriend

>be me
>22yo, kissless virgin, your standard beta
>get my first girlfriend
>she found me cure or something like that
>getting to know each other
>trying my best to not look like a weird weeb I am
>get the feeling that it's okay to try to tell her I'm into anime
>she doesn't seem to have any opinion on that or even know what it is
>carefully ask if she'd be willing to watch Koe no katachi with me
>she agrees
>watching.jpeg
>she doesn't seem very excited, but watches without checking her phone or anything
>thinking "well that won't be our common hobby, nevermind"
>anime ends
>anxious about what she'll say, scared she'll call it weird, already preparing an apologetic reply
>"Say, anon, is there something like ANIME PORN?"

She's the one robots

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too good to be true this is THE MOST FAKE AND HOMOSEXUAL THING

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >22yo, kissless virgin
    >see this shit
    >wants to kill you
    Good for you anon but please suck a big fat wiener

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls watch porn or not. I keep hearing conflicting reports on this. Sometimes it sounds like they are coomers just like us and other times it sounds like it is only 1 out of 1000 that goons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but they read smut fanfiction like Draco Malfoy wrecking Harry Potter's butthole and stuff.
      That's pretty goon in my opinion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So they dont watch porn often like us?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They don't but they read smut half as often as us.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anoynmuos

      I once asked a girl how often does she think an average guy watch porn and she told me that 4 times a day. Actually no, I asked about how often does an average guy jerk off, but I think that she thought it's pretty much the same thing. She also told me that girl like her do it only like 4 times a week, not day, but I feel like that she overestimated the numbers for both genders.

      About girls and porn consumption, I think I read something that said that girls do not consume much less porn compared to boys, but they consume very different kinds of porn. As somebody mentioned here, erotic fanfics and stories are popular among them, but also audio porn is a big thing among girls.

      How did you meet her anonymous?

      Well, she's my classmate at university. And turns out I'm totally moronic, because she was sitting next to me at lectures for like 3 months, dropping clues and I didn't get any of them. So she just ran out of patience and asked me out herself.

      Not very proud of that, but I guess that doesn't matter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >asked me out herself.
        alright chadster gtfo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never had anyone talk to me in any lecture across two degrees and 6 years of college. Thanks for reminding me how easy it is for people that arent me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anoynmuos

          >asked me out herself.
          alright chadster gtfo

          Well considering that this happened once and will probably never happen again, because a chance of being around a girl that considers the few of my positive traits good enough to outweigth the shit ton of negative ones, I am pretty sure that was just luck, not me being a chad.

          Though, my year at college had only like 200 students (medical faculty) and we kinda knew each other because of obligatory lectures and classes all week long. I guess that it's harder in programs where there is just volunteer lectures and independent work.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black person you said she was giving you clues for months. There have definitely been women that gave you hints then gave up instead of taking the initiative. You are a plague, go back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just have a good-looking face. It's how most """robots""" get their gf's.

          [...]
          Well considering that this happened once and will probably never happen again, because a chance of being around a girl that considers the few of my positive traits good enough to outweigth the shit ton of negative ones, I am pretty sure that was just luck, not me being a chad.

          Though, my year at college had only like 200 students (medical faculty) and we kinda knew each other because of obligatory lectures and classes all week long. I guess that it's harder in programs where there is just volunteer lectures and independent work.

          >this happened once
          It was the only time you know about any "clues". No average-looking or ugly guy gets approached.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick its so over for me, I cant meet girls in uni as I am too poor to go

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's so fricking over unicels

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >standard beta

        >she was sitting next to me at lectures for like 3 months, dropping clues and I didn't get any of them
        >so she just ran out of patience and asked me out herself
        wonder how many standard betas get women dropping hints and asking them out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anoynmuos

          One factor that might play role in this is, that I'm in post-eastern block Europe. I guess our girls are less self-centered than the western ones.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't what she watched just remind her of porn for men?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, now that's certainly a reaction, good luck with her anon.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You were never a robot, and that anime sucks.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did you meet her anonymous?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get my first girlfriend at 22 y/o
    jesus christ there really is no saving this place. makes me sad to think a majority of real brobots probably have killed themselves or somehow escaped

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anoynmuos

    Guys I'm genuinely sorry for making you feel like your lives suck compared to mine. I'd send a photo of myself here to prove that I'm barely average looking at best, but I value my anonymity.

    I guess I can at least share this:
    - I'm a little over 170 cm, so below average in height.
    - I have only 52 kg, doctors say I have severe malnutrition and sometimes I look like a stickman. - My muscles are pretty much nonexistant.
    - My hair are this shitty "pissed hay" color and for some reason curly, which means that they look good only like 10 minutes after I comb them, or until I put a hoodie or anything on them, whichever is sooner.
    - Probably smell bad to others, I just can't stand much of deodorant and kinda resigned on that anyway.
    - No care in fashion - I wear the same 10 T-shirts over and over again. I have like 3 jeans and I wear one for month straight.

    Pretty sure most of you are less disgusting to and average girl than me. I just had the luck of meeting a girl that was far from the average.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women's behavior is a far better indicator of attractiveness than a straight man's idea of how he looks. Height is literally nothing in comparison to face to women. Being skinny doesn't matter at all. The rest of what you said has 0 relevance at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but by this metric Im not a incel or a robot because a ex substance abuser white girl gave me attention and laughed and smiled at everything I said.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did she want to date/frick you? If so, yeah, obviously you were never a robot/incel. Laughing at what you say doesn't matter. She could be a lesbian and could do that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She asked when I was getting off of work and she looked me in the eyes and smiled. I was 90% I could have got her number if I pushed it, but she was trashy. And asking a customer out is hard to pull off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, yeah, obviously you can't be an incel/robot if you can get a date. If one girl wants your dick then many others will as well.

            >standard beta

            >she was sitting next to me at lectures for like 3 months, dropping clues and I didn't get any of them
            >so she just ran out of patience and asked me out herself
            wonder how many standard betas get women dropping hints and asking them out

            Standard betas can frick new girls on rotation since age 18.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will admit im probably a mentalcel ever since Ive lost 40 pound and spent almost 3 months in the gym men/women are more friendly to me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mentalcel
            Not a thing unless you have dementia or maybe like 20 IQ. You're not quite there even if you're close.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe but the fact things even changed is lifefuel tbh, Im forcing myself to approach and going out more even just a little.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEATH TO ALL NORMALSS

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably fake but I'll suspend my disbelief just to be whitepilled

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total avatargay death

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