>be me. >autistic as fuck. >have no friends. >start to rank girls on how slutty there outfits are

>be me
>autistic as frick
>have no friends
>start to rank girls on how loose there outfits are
>everyone is a bawd
>make a formula for their clothing to calculate bawdtiness
>keep the ranking for a bunch of days and average them out in a google sheet

>also be me
>make a constructed language
>have the words for women/she include there boob size and ass size as a factor
>I love doing this stuff

>go on tik tok
>see a bunch of girls
>start to separate them into group and make latin names for the Clades
>Makes a google sheet of the whole tree and linking to their accounts

Does anyone else do stuff like this, or am i weird?
I love combining science and math with being a derange individual.
I call this kinda thing Clopoferology.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is so autistic but i'm also intrigued and would be interested to see it ngl

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      Sneak peak
      https://www.tiktok.com/tag/clopoferology

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao why do you do this

        • 1 month ago
          Clopoferologist

          I dont know, because I like to.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            based

            originallysjs

          • 1 month ago
            Clopoferologist

            Thank you, I take pride in the weird stuff I do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i would be flattered if i was in your lists but i would also feel like you would come find me and murder me

          • 1 month ago
            Clopoferologist

            I would never murder anyone who would compliment me. When I become a serial killer it would be woman who wronged me or randos

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so i'm not included right? i complimented you so please don't hurt me

          • 1 month ago
            Clopoferologist

            Yes, dont worry, I would kill a women who liked me, in any way

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why if they liked you?

          • 1 month ago
            Clopoferologist

            Sorry, that was a typo i meant wouldn't

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >When I become a serial killer
            >When

      • 1 month ago
        Clopoferologist

        I have a how spreadsheet that is not posted to tik tok too. I doubt I will post it too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With a little viral marketing you could get the internet to believe in this. Just look how easily alpha-beta and endo-meso-ecto took off. Even incel taxonomy is pretty mainstream now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is great. Now we just need to study history and find the last universal common bawdcestor.

        • 1 month ago
          Clopoferologist

          i think its mitochondrial eve

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            More like mitoclitdrial eve.

          • 1 month ago
            Clopoferologist

            hi five! mititchondrianal eve

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few bawds; and that, whilst these prostitutes have gone cycling on Chad's wiener, from so simple a beginning endless prostitutes most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, fricked in the ass.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds autistic as frick. I like it.
    Post some word examples for women/she in your language

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      Clopofera is latin for Pussy Bearer
      Panostentatora for all shower
      Megaforma for big form
      Novaclopus for new pussy
      Corpavenditrixa for body sellers
      Timiporci for timid pigs
      Platypectora for flat chested
      and more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, that was a typo i meant wouldn't

        ok that makes me a little more relieved and also pretty nice origin story mr. clopoferologist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        delicious platypectora

        • 1 month ago
          Clopoferologist

          There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few bawds; and that, whilst these prostitutes have gone cycling on Chad's wiener, from so simple a beginning endless prostitutes most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, fricked in the ass.

          people are becoming depraved,
          Where are the scientists, like me

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A bit dehumanizing I suppose but the concept is fun. I'm a big fan of cryptozoology and its a similar idea

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      I love dehumanizing people, I am a narcissist.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should work with hoe math on youtube

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      I saw his channel and I was like bro, thats litterally me, I would love the opportunity to work with him. But his tutorials are all red pilled instead of black pilled and its not really about women, but about relationships, it doesn't matter though because someone is autistic in the same way as me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Could you stop replying to the attention prostitute or troony and post the spreadsheet.

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      Clopofera Spatulafornicaria Bellalupa Platypectora Ostentaridae di1araa.s
      siyamore_
      jxaexo
      leidy.020_
      nina.rz__
      Novaclopus rachellea rachelleabd99
      Timidae Allieus allea allie_202_
      Diplospacia jadeemoniquee
      asaliraniii
      emar_bb0
      brenotbri_
      theconnelltwinsreal
      Megaforma Venemendica chantel.smithx
      drewafualo
      katthekunt
      siennadayyy
      Timiporci Charlotte
      Caeparia crocodilecamm
      ciaochris.ty
      Panostentatora gingers_nap93
      Polyopsa Corpavenditrixa kittycaketv
      bunnynaomiii
      leenagivessweets
      amaliaxgaming
      Curvatagastridae Tasimorus tasimora tassinamoore
      Petitorvigila Varianidae maybemorenita
      baileydawnra
      Macromastus loverna @ryangoslinglover05
      Hyperostentatorus lifehacklara
      Hominsulsidae queenruthlee
      skizzy666
      Trivialivesta anna.gazanis
      theresakirchner
      madelineaford
      Necessirapina

      • 1 month ago
        Clopoferologist

        the format didnit transfer her is a new one
        Clopofera

        ^Spatulafornicaria
        ^^Bellalupa
        ^^^Platypectora
        ^^^^Ostentaridae
        ^^^^^di1araa.s
        ^^^^^siyamore_
        ^^^^^jxaexo
        ^^^^^leidy.020_
        ^^^^^nina.rz__
        ^^^^^Novacorpus
        ^^^^^^Rachellea
        ^^^^^^^rachelleabd99
        ^^^^Timidae
        ^^^^^Allieus
        ^^^^^^allea
        ^^^^^^^allie_202_
        ^^^Diplospacia
        ^^^^jadeemoniquee
        ^^^^asaliraniii
        ^^^^emar_bb0
        ^^^^brenotbri_
        ^^^^theconnelltwinsreal
        ^^Megaforma
        ^^^Venemendica
        ^^^^chantel.smithx
        ^^^^drewafualo
        ^^^^katthekunt
        ^^^^siennadayyy
        ^^^Timiporci
        ^^^^Charlotte
        ^^Caeparia
        ^^^crocodilecamm
        ^^^ciaochris.ty
        ^Panostentatora
        ^^gingers_nap93
        ^^Polyopsa
        ^^^Corpavenditrixa
        ^^^^kittycaketv
        ^^^^bunnynaomiii
        ^^^^leenagivessweets
        ^^^^amaliaxgaming
        ^^^^Curvatagastridae
        ^^^^^Tasimorus
        ^^^^^^tasimora
        ^^^^^^^tassinamoore
        ^^^Petitorvigila
        ^^^^Varianidae
        ^^^^^maybemorenita
        ^^^^^baileydawnra
        ^^^^^Macromastus
        ^^^^^^loverna
        ^^^^^^^@ryangoslinglover05
        ^^^^^Hyperostentatorus
        ^^^^^^lifehacklara
        ^^^^Hominsulsidae
        ^^^^^queenruthlee
        ^^^^^skizzy666
        ^^Trivialivesta
        ^^^anna.gazanis
        ^^^theresakirchner
        ^^^madelineaford
        ^^Necessirapina

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drop all the definitions i wanna classify myself

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      I forgot most of the meanings.

      Spatulafornicaria is for women who have at least one imperfect feature

      Panostentatora are for women who have big breasts, ass, are skinny-ish and have pretty faces.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Clades
    w-what are the clades

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      >clades
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clade

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know what clades are I meant what are your clades, I hadn't scrolled down yet.

        What taxon is this?

        • 1 month ago
          Clopoferologist

          Spatulafornica
          Bellalupa
          Platypectora
          Ostentaridae

          But i haven't used this in a while so it might be worng

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's ostentaridae. What's bellalupa and what's spatulafornica mean

          • 1 month ago
            Clopoferologist

            no thats the classification for your pic

            Spatulafornica - flat-prostitutes
            they can be divided even further into
            Bellalupa- prettyprostitute
            and then again into
            Platypectora - flat-chested
            and then into
            Ostentaridae - presenters

            Spatulafornica - kingdom
            Bellalupa - class
            Platypectora - order
            Ostentaridae - family

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tsmt
    this is what God made austists for

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      AMen brother, God put me on this green earth to be autistic about girls and science

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was this artist that made a female classification book it went around on twitter because it outraged them

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      i dont care about twitter people and I will do what i want

      but cool story bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you seem really cool, anon.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bumbing you, the most tist of the tist

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is like the thread from last night where a guy made a wiki for everyone he meets in his life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      link to the thread, anon?
      famale

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      send me a link

      you seem really cool, anon.

      thanks!

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1704766539883279.png

      >When I become a serial killer
      >When

      🙂

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so autistic but interesting KEK
    best thread ive seen

    • 1 month ago
      Clopoferologist

      thanks, I take pride in my autism, I hope to inspire and entertain more people like you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can you dumb down what a clade is? i looked at the wiki page, but don't understand what im reading.

        • 1 month ago
          Clopoferologist

          basically a group of animals all related by on common ancestor in evolution,

          But in this context i am using it more like a group of girls who have one thing in common

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            like humans with homosexual habilis?

          • 1 month ago
            Clopoferologist

            yeah, all of the "homo" species all stem from a common ancestor

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