>Be me, badly overaged virgin. >Take mushrooms with long-term oneitis and go out dancing to celebrate my new job

>Be me, badly overaged virgin
>Take mushrooms with long-term oneitis and go out dancing to celebrate my new job
>Go back to my apartment
>Sitting on loveseat drinking and talking
>Stick my fingers inside her
>After about three seconds she pulls away and bursts into tears

I have a gift
(The gift is autism)

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer homosexual posting a cum dumpster he bought off the street
    gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda wish she was just a street prostitute instead of someone I took two years to accept my friendzoning from...

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sexually assaulted her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this NSFFW or is this fricking twitter?
      Stfu pussy

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1bL9TznNU9QO

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stick my fingers inside her
    >After about three seconds she pulls away and bursts into tears
    Into which hole?
    Did she say something or just cry and run away?
    You are proquite moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't run away, she stayed on the couch and went "no, stop, I just can't".

      Later in the night she told me she's come to realize that she was my mother in a past life (she's only two years older than me)... so I guess that means she's not into the whole Oedipus thing. That's good, right? 🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she's come to realize that she was my mother in a past life
        That sounds pretty moronic tbh senpai. Look for a girl that isn't insane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forget about her and find someone else, she will come running after you then maybe you will have the chance to frick her, your better off not though she sounds kinda crazy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Later in the night she told me she's come to realize that she was my mother in a past life
        do /NSFFW/ posters just exclusively go after particularly stupid women?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but It's as if crazy women can sniff Out autistic men
          ive dated exclusively BPD and narcissistic woman

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're better off dating a straight sociopath than a borderline

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Later in the night she told me she's come to realize that she was my mother in a past life
        Kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is just no way you got son-zoned bro its unimaginably over for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Later in the night she told me she's come to realize that she was my mother in a past life
        K E K
        E
        K

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude she's literally fricking insane. just go play pool and hangout with actual homies. maybe they will talk some frickin sense into ur uppity ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Later in the night she told me she's come to realize that she was my mother in a past life
        She's either insane or just made the most outlandish excuse not to frick you (i believe the latter is what actually happened)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What lead up to you fingering her? Was there any real sexual tension or did you just force your hand into her pants?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon how does that even happen? Like how do you go from chatting to having your fingers inside her? Was she wearing a skirt or no panties or something? I feel like you have skipped some details

    Also you look like chadlite at least so not sure how you failed the romance quest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had my arm around her and we had been like that for quite some time, I started moving my hand down slowly kind of grabbing a little bit slowly moved my hand into her pants, when I got into her panties I was pretty sure that things were going to happen but she wasn't looking at me which made me wonder... slid my fingers into her pussy and then she abruptly ended it.

      I'm definitely on the spectrum and even though on paper I have everything going for me sexually, I just do not seem to connect with women on a sexual level. It's not natural to me and my intuition in those situations is practically non-existent.

      Her and I talked about this for quite a bit afterwards too (as per usual the most insightful thing I got out of her was "there's nothing wrong with you at all". It was weird but it was a weird night overall...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop reddit spacing and start green texting, young man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not "on the spectrum", dumbass. you just don't do shit like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I took a large dose of mushrooms this summer and kept thinking that my gf was sent by the devil to distract me from my mission and ruin my life

        >having a deep conversation with friend
        >stick your fingers in her vegana
        lol based autist. Usually you're supposed to at least kiss the girl before you go for the fingerblast.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened between the talking and the fingering lmao

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chad sexually assaults Stacey
    >OMG CHAD STOP I WAS YOUR MOM LOL

    What a fricked up story

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know how it is. I once asked a girl if I could finger her and she then had to go find my cousin. I was pretty embarrassed and realized I have to treat people like people. My lord and Savior has taught me many things and I know I just have to believe and have faith that it will all be all right be cause God surpasses all time. He knew before I did what I was going to do. He let me go through that experience so I could learn from it and eventually put my trust in him and accept him as my Lord and Savior. Lord Jesus come into our hearts and our minds and let us know that we are one with you and love us no matter what we do because you have forgiven us of our sins. Thank you for giving us this life we can live and for teaching us about what we are and why we are and who we are. Amen

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    about three seconds she pulls away and bursts into tears
    she is going to report you the police

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