>be me. >femanon born in 2003. >dating a guy born in 1997. >tfw he enjoys annoying me by calling me a Zoomer

>be me
>femanon born in 2003
>dating a guy born in 1997
>tfw he enjoys annoying me by calling me a Zoomer
I am not a Zoomer. I am a Millennial. Don't group me in with Zoomers

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick up everything around me because my vision is that a male that withstood the same ruin i did is going to rescue me

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a zoomer manprostitute, that's right MANprostitute because you will never be a woman you perverted freak.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You both are confused zoomers

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If im older than you, and im a so called "zoomer" then im afraid you are too.
    Id call you a larper but you're just delusional.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are a zoomer but so is he. The absolute latest starting birth year for zoomies is 1997, other sources sometimes use 1995.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1995 is an outlier, 1996 is the standard beginning point nowadays. Oddly pushing things back to the 90s at all is more of a recent thing. In the 2000s Millennials were typically defined as 1982-2000.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In the 2000s Millennials were typically defined as 1982-2000.
        That was always a silly rubric.
        >muh 21st century
        The obvious generational turning point is being old enough to have experienced and at least vaguely understood 9/11 in formative years, or remembering the pre-9/11 world in childhood. With that in mind, 1995-1997 seems a pretty good cutoff point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706629589310362.png

          It's 1996 cutoff. Pew Research Center is what most everyone else cites in any work done with generation references.
          [...]
          Both zoomers.

          Generations to me feel like they're too long. Even ignoring technological and societal changes (Is being five years old in 2000 really the same thing as being five in 1987?), 13 years is a large age gap. I was born in 1987, my older sister in 1976. In that case it does cross generational lines, but regardless, she felt more like an aunt than a sibling. She turned 20 when I was 8. If you go all the way to 13 years, that could mean a 16 year old babysitting me when I was two, or someone being a college freshman when I was a preschooler.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Generations are a concept like anything else.

            how is born in 2003 and i born in 1991 you dumb frick, i swear tiktok is making lads dumb as frick homie

            >how is born in 2003 and i born in 1991 you dumb frick
            I had a stroke reading this homie
            1997-1991=6 if that is what you are going about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's 1996 cutoff. Pew Research Center is what most everyone else cites in any work done with generation references.

        https://i.imgur.com/t7bevKW.jpg

        >be me
        >femanon born in 2003
        >dating a guy born in 1997
        >tfw he enjoys annoying me by calling me a Zoomer
        I am not a Zoomer. I am a Millennial. Don't group me in with Zoomers

        Both zoomers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope 1997 is the absolute standard
        Anyone 1996 and a prior is far too old to be considered a zoomer

        both you and he are zoomers, millennials end in 1996

        People born in 1996 are melenials

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1995 is ridiculous, you would have finished a basic undergraduate degree like 5 years ago and entered the workforce.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes mate. Zoomers are adults now. The kiddies are alphas. You are living in the mid-2020s right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope 1996 and before are melenials zolmers start at 1997

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope 1997 is the absolute standard
        Anyone 1996 and a prior is far too old to be considered a zoomer

        [...]
        People born in 1996 are melenials

        >t. seething 1996 zoomer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If anything you're the seething 1996 melenial trying to fit in with the younger generation lol

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both you and he are zoomers, millennials end in 1996

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your both zoomers actually.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only people who remember watching 9/11 on TV are millenials. But millenials are honestly pretty homosexual so it's not exactly a badge of honor.
    >t. millenial

    I think zoomers who desperately wanna be millenials are super cute, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I think zoomers who desperately wanna be millenials are super cute, though.

      Why do they even want that? Zoomies pls explain. The pretty much generational experience of millennials is that every other generation shits on us, including the younger ones. Even other millennials know zoomers are cooler and more put together, we know we are lame. Why would anyone wanna be a part of that club?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im 1991 and to me you both probably smell like piss and skittles, fricking kids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      k. boomer. Being 6 years older doesn't make you anything special.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is born in 2003 and i born in 1991 you dumb frick, i swear tiktok is making lads dumb as frick homie

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are not a millennial

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw born in the 80s

    U are all like little babby to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude you're old.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's normal for NSFFW. Moot was born in the 80s too. It's zoomers who are weird for showing up here later on instead of making their own anime website.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i just wanted to hang out with the cool old legends of NSFFW

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You shouldn't have. You homosexuals ruined this place and now I'm stuck here with you forever.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2 years off and I could've been born in the 80s, it's not that much of a far fetch
          people in 2005 would've been around 14--24 first browsing 4chin

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're both zoomers

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry dude he's right. me and you are zoomers we're gen z

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers start in 1996. You're officially zoomers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers start in 1997

      Only people born in 1996 try and claim it starts in 1996

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will always be a zoomer, zoomer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You won't though you're far too old being born in 1996 to be a zoomer, 1997 is the start of zoomers and they are already creeping up on 30 lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >being born one year before 1997 is "far too old" to be a zoomer
            >zoomers start in 1996 anyway
            Kek whatever you say zoomie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey you're not a zoomie you're old as shit 1996 doesn't cut it lol

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are a zoomer tho
    I was born in the same year you are a zoomer

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone born after 1990 is pretty much a zoomer in my book. Most kids born after that point had access to the internet growing up and ended up on social media in their teenage years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zillenials

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could probably push that back to 1987 if not earlier, using that definition. My family got internet access when I was 11 and MySpace opened on my 16th birthday.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody born past 1997 knows what MySpace is you certainly cannot push it back technically people had the internet back I'm 89 lol and was actively being used.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody born past 1997 knows what MySpace is
          That's objectively untrue

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats objectively true you're talking about MySpace as if it's some kind of timeless fenomina most young people don't know what that is lmfao it 3mded when I was in middle school lmfao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure most young people know what MySpace is, if only as "That really old social media site from before my time." Something can be a cultural icon and still be something that most people don't care about or engage with. Everyone knows what the FlintStones is even though few born after the 70s or maybe 80s care about it or have seen an episode.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fenomina

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you ok?

            >my criteria is that your old as frick
            I still probably mog you in looks, braindead c**t.

            Lol it doesn't matter who you MOG in looks(no one) you're still old trash and no one has use for you low iq moron

            And it wasn't 'my' criteria, you fricking brainless moron. Those criteria came from [...], who is not me.

            Irs your criteria since you tried to refute it using myspace you daft simpleton you're a complete ass head imbecile use your brain for once

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Irs your criteria since you tried to refute it using myspace
            Yes, because I thought I was still replying to the original anon. I wish you'd never joined in on the conversation, you're dumb as hell and are just bringing the thread down with your presence.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, you have to find some other criteria to define it then, besides "grew up on the internet" and "used social media as a teenager" because both those things apply to people born in the late 80s. The criteria listed was simply using social media as a teen, not using social media that's remained popular to the present day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was your criteria my criteria is that your old as frick and there's no way a 36 year old should ever be called a zoomer LOL

            I'm sure most young people know what MySpace is, if only as "That really old social media site from before my time." Something can be a cultural icon and still be something that most people don't care about or engage with. Everyone knows what the FlintStones is even though few born after the 70s or maybe 80s care about it or have seen an episode.

            Most young people have no idea what MySpace is, that's some prehistoric keybored phone shit to the ones that do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my criteria is that your old as frick
            I still probably mog you in looks, braindead c**t.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And it wasn't 'my' criteria, you fricking brainless moron. Those criteria came from

            Everyone born after 1990 is pretty much a zoomer in my book. Most kids born after that point had access to the internet growing up and ended up on social media in their teenage years.

            , who is not me.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9/11 happened before you were born, youre basically an NPC, zoomzoom

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idc
    how do i get a post-2000 gf? (born 1993)

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was born in 1865 and my gf was born six weeks from now.

    Everything posted on NSFFW is TRUE!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you cant tell me exactly what you were doing, thinking, and feeling in excruciating detail on a certain Tuesday morning over 20 years ago, then you are not a millennial.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine we all old gays are stuck here with zoomers forever, holy fricking shit, why dont they stay on tiktok and instagram

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