>be me. >leave neetdom and get a gf within a few months. >lose my virginity. >she strokes my dick

>be me
>leave neetdom and get a gf within a few months
>lose my virginity
>she strokes my dick
>sucks my dick
>rides my dick
>feels...okay at best
>still can't cum despite jacking off once a week max
>just constant precum leakage
>pound the shit out of her dripping wet pussy out of desperation and still barely feel anything
what the frick gives guys? i think im making her self-conscious with this shit. i want to nut down her throat but all i can do is dribble nut in her mouth while shes blowing me.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, you have the endurance of a Spartan warrior of old.
    Be proud!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you on anti depressants? or other libido lowering meds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. i doubt my libido is low because i always push the sexual shut onto her. i finger her all the time because i love the smell of her pussy on my fingers and i love when she cums. she wanted to take things slow but ended up foreplaying my way into fricking her.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i had this problem, it turned out that i was just gay

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think all those fap sessions wouldn't have consquences? lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but im barely jacking off at this point.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're already worn out!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you circumcised?
    Are you wearing a condom?
    How long have you been abstaining?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but same situation
      >Yes, am cut gay
      >Both, even raw felt about the same. Just wetter.
      The closest I got to good stimulation was by taking long strokes and rubbing the glans against her entrance. But its too slow and easy to slip out. Plus the angle causes her pubic bone to grind painfully against the shaft.
      Definitely not the blissful experience I was promised. More like a science experiment., or trying to make fire with sticks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop larping please and thank you

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the grass truly is always greener on the other side
    op, you just haven't plapped her long/hard enough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's a normal amount of time for fricking?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        irrelevant, you are clearly not normal

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you me?
    I thought I would be okay because I never used death grip, but there is just zero friction. I haven't talked her into oral yet, was hoping it might be better.
    I've heard that your dick just needs time to acclimate to the different stimulus, but we haven't done it enough to find out.

    It's a funny bit of role reversal. She initiates sex and I have to fake orgasm.
    I'm just trying to enjoy the experience of intimacy tho. I can orgasm on my own.
    At least I know that if she ever tries to accuse me of knocking her up, I can laugh in her face.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually pretty common. I think it's because jacking off for so many years makes you get used to the way your hand feels, which can make a vegana kind of underwhelming. After all, your hand has years of experience and is perfectly attuned to exactly what makes you feel good. I managed to fix the issue by buying a cheap Fleshlight and using that instead. It feels a lot more like a vegana, so it lets you retrain your brain to cum inside veganas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good answer to OPs problem, get some kind of sex toy either a flashlight or a Torso and set it up somehow where you frick it to coom. Or maybe his gfs blown out hot dog in a hallway c**t plus pathetic head game wouldn't make anybody nut

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If only OP wasn't a thread ditching homosexual and we could find out

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You inherited a gift, my friend. You will no longer have to worry about being good enough to please a woman.
    >i think im making her self-conscious with this shit.
    Not your problem, you're doing your job. One less reason that she'll leave you.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    could be early andropause
    a friend's cousin got it at 34

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how big is your dick? maybe you just dont fit together? is it like throwing a wiener down a hallway?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      7x5. i figure it's pretty big, but maybe it isn't? she did joke about how long it is so there's that.

      You inherited a gift, my friend. You will no longer have to worry about being good enough to please a woman.
      >i think im making her self-conscious with this shit.
      Not your problem, you're doing your job. One less reason that she'll leave you.

      how am i doing my job by not nutting? she wants to get me off and just like i want to get her off. she keeps telling me how she wants to frick the shit out of me after her vacation.

      If only OP wasn't a thread ditching homosexual and we could find out

      im sorry i had life shit to deal with you whiny b***h.

  12. 2 months ago
    sage

    >be me xD
    >lose my virginity xD

    KYS, normalshit and/or liar. Enjoy your AIDS. Worthless moron baby.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    get her to do level exercises.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meant kegel

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oregano grass blowing gracefully across the board, spicing up the culture.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been a neet, yet i never got a gf, how does one do it?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell her she needs to do more for you. it's her fault at the end of the day. watch porn together and explain to her what she can do better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moral: NEVER take advice from incels

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