>Been dating girl for 3 months. >Meeting her parents for the first time

>Been dating girl for 3 months
>Meeting her parents for the first time
>We go to her parent's house to hangout
>They have a dog who is chewing a toy
>Dog brings the toy over to me and drops it
>Say "Cute toy, looks like a pair of apples!"
>Her parents start laughing hysterically
>Tell me it's a set of cherries and not apples
>Awkward 2 minute silence after laughter
>Eventually we decide to go out to eat at a nice place
>Dinner goes well as we all talk about life and work
>Offer to pick up the bill and drive everyone home
>Girlfriend messages me later
>Turns out her parents think I'm moronic and dislike me

Attached to the screenshot is a picture of what the dog toy looked like alongside the conversation we had, it literally just looked like apples

Am I overreacting and freaking out over nothing? Or are her parents completely fricking insane to hate someone over this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a big deal that you are blind, OP.
    Calm down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alrighty, I'll drop it

      you do realize maybe she just picked up ONE thing that either of them couldve said out of extended conversation??

      how fricking old are u OP KEK

      19

      it’s seriously no big deal man what are you on
      You are making something big over nothing, go apologize to your girlfriend right now you big moron

      Already did, she said it's fine

      That's that, cya, dudes.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you do realize maybe she just picked up ONE thing that either of them couldve said out of extended conversation??

    how fricking old are u OP KEK

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s seriously no big deal man what are you on
    You are making something big over nothing, go apologize to your girlfriend right now you big moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this fricking lmao.

      op, she is asking you to let it go. you won't. you don't respect her or something?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon...
    Parents of my ex gf hated be because I always forgot to greet them when I meet my gf.
    These people raised your gf and you can be assured she is just like them

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly cherries. But don't worry about the parents. Just take a class on fruits and you'll be fine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just take a class on fruits and you'll be fine.

      Reminds me of that greentext about the anon that got a job working at a grocery store but the boss finds out he doesnt know his basic fruits and gets told to study fruits at home

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could be apples. If the leaf wasn’t there, I don’t think I’d confuse them.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. youre overreacting
    2. she should have worded it better - outright saying 'they think you're mentally challenged LOLZ' is hilarious though

    move on homosexual

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use that rage when you pound her ass. It should set you up for some fantastic post fight sex. Then, everytime you greet her father, think of your GF sucking your dick after it came out of her butthole and smirk at his face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the plan bro, she loves anal but it has to be "slow please", never going slow again after tonight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How'd u find a gf at 19?
        21 virgin calling in. Pls help

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How'd you learn to read at 4yo?
          >6yo readlet calling in. Pls help

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick u buddy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At 19 you're already ~5 years behind healthy development. At 21 it's ogre. Enjoy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I showed her my wiener and she gobbled it up.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're what is called a functional moron, but I'm not sure about the functional part in your case.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone involved in this situation appears to be absolutely moronic, why are you prolonging it? Are you texting on an iPad?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could see it as an honest mistake but tbh your reaction is absolutely not that of someone who is secure in their intelligence.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tbh it does look apples, especially the one on the left with oversized leaf.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Print out a credit card size version of a fruit flash card, keep in wallet. "Drop" from wallet in front of parents when paying for next meal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made me lose my shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking LOL'd when i saw the things you saw were apples

    that is so fricking funny. imagine being this blind. i would think you were slow, too.

    good one op.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually a very situation, I wouldn’t get too worked out about it. Based on the text thread your Gf seems a lot more chill than you. Girls parents thinking a boyfriend is moronic is classic sitcom shit, just roll with it. You know you’re not really moronic and your girlfriend still likes you so what’s the big deal?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sound a bit insufferable, but I trust you it comes from a place of care - you wanted to impress her parents but they ended up taking it easy. Learn when to brush it off, otherwise your ego will be toobig of a downside to deal with for everyone around you.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're taking this too personally because you're insecure.

    >You can tell them they were moronic for buying a cherry chew toy that looks like an apple

    Could have ended the conversation at the second text

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >from the south and have southern accent
    >engineer with degree from prestigious university
    >gf is from Washington state
    >her friends who work minimum wage retail jobs think I am stupid because of my accent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing grinds my gears more than the stigma around accents

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick those morons, those could be apples

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shit you not my Aunt and Uncle have the same stupid toy. And they were much more understanding about the confusion. Especially since the stupid thing is apple-sized.
    And my aunt mentioned it wasn't just me, all their kids made the same mistake.

    Secondly, your gf telling you that is a shit-test. you failed it marvelously.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >insecure morons have a gf and I don't
    your texts are a massive turn off
    tbf sounds like your inlaws are c**ts, which means your gf is a c**t if she hasn't already made it obvious

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based on these messages her parents were right, you are retarted.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a sperg anon. You can't control what other people think, and getting buttmad at your gf over it isn't going to change anything for the better. You should have been like "Yeah lol okay oh well." It's not like their opinion is set in stone now anyway.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >op thinks a cherry is a pair of apples
    I dont blame your gfs parents for thinking you arent the sharpest tool in the shed lmao

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go audit some fruitology classes at your local community college you frickin moron

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are moronic but it's okay they will warm up to you

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those actually look like apples though. Either her parents are autistic or we’re autistic.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Came here to call you a homosexual OP. How the frick do you not know cherries you mongrel? If your balls also become red are they apples too? I forgot OP you probably don't have the balls for that. Now stop being an overreacting homosexual that even your gf has to reassure you
    You did good now go ask her to paint her boobs red so you can call them apples too

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apple anon this is a good thread, thank you for posting. very nostalgic besides the having a girlfriend part

    >I mean yeah... it was clearly not an apple so it was kind of shocking when you said it was
    lol

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