Behold the inventions that killed the modern marriage market.

Behold the inventions that killed the modern marriage market.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jews killed the modern marriage market

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wc0raOl.png

      Behold the inventions that killed the modern marriage market.

      You mean "alimony", "divorce", "child support", and "women's suffrage"
      Kys

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Alimony is state enforced Cuckoldry. You get to hold your wife’s hand financially, while she fricks other guys.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You mean you get to pay for her sex apartment/ motel

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She wouldn’t need a motel because she gets the house in the divorce.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i own all 3 and am not married.. it checks out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      morons.

      That plastic shit won't be as good as real sex.

      A wife also gives you companionship, and to have a family with.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        spoken like a true virgin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >A wife also gives you companionship, and to have a family with.
        Well, no.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        LOL a wives are like cars, if you get them new they're good for a few years. A used one has tons of issues. Both cost you in the long run and if you own for 10 years you're looking to give it away and take a loss. Best rent it when you need one.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bad comparassion honestly, virgin wife wont give blowjobs and if she is curious wont perform them corectly, wont frick you good if she is shy you will spent months to relax her in bed, a lot of time will pass until she becomes good and confident in bed, i have never understood people who ask for virgins i always remmeber my highschool/college days when i dated inexpireince girls sex was a chore and really not enjoyable, you have no idea how uncoopoerative or awkward girl can cool down the atmosphere and ruin the whole act to the point when you dont want to bother and would rather just fap it yourself and be doen with it. Also prostitutes know how to frick you, as the matter of fact you will have to tone it down all the time becuase their goal is that you burst your load ASAP becuase as soon as you finish it they can go and do the next customer, prlonged intercourse is literally costing them money, but you cant relax with a prosie like with your girl so thats a big downside.

          Only thing that is semi enjoyable and can be best of both world are used girls but you incels hate them becuase they have more expirience than you and you are afraid you cant satisfy them, WELL GO PRACTICE WITH A PROSTITUE YOU FRICKING moronS!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You don't marry prostitutes, well to be fair you shouldn't bother getting married at all, but used up women are mistake. Why would you want someone else's left overs? If it had any value they would've kept it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            In this modern era only point of marriage would be offsprings if you have some property that would be a shame to go to the state or some fundation, but marriage for a "life companion" thats fricking movie bullshit, nobody has that, people are getting into fights with their own flesh and blood, brothers sisters, parents, let alone some chick you met on the street, people idealize shit too much and have unrealistic expectations...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            that we can all agree on. However marriage for children can also cost you dearly esp when you can't be guarenteed the kid is actually yours.
            Best to Rent prostitutes and wombs.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Their goal is to make you pop asap
            You need to start picking better escorts.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I had sex with bawds and honestly I don't see what they were doing that a virgin girl would not be able to.
            Stop acting like sitting on a wiener and going up and down is some nobel prize science shit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Please i beg you date a virgin and you will find out and start missing those bawds, virgin puts sex and their virginity so high on pedestial that it will make you physically puke, older they are harder and more insufferable they become, its best thing when you are young kid i dont know if you can fully expirience this as older dude, but really its so fricking stupid when someone gets sex that is such a dumb and simple activity and makes something sacred out of it. Its fricking cringe to say the least...
            >Stop acting like sitting on a wiener and going up and down is some nobel prize science shit.
            Thats question you should ask them not me, they make big deal out of it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > and to have a family with

        56% divorce rate says what?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i heard that stat was polluted by serial divorcers
          >get married till death
          >1 sample
          >get divorced and remarried 5 more times
          >6 samples

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I know lots of divorced people, however I never met a so called serial divorcee IRL. Yes I know about Elizabeth Taylor, and the guy who ran the Tonight Show, etc, but I mean in real life. I think the concept is just damage control by the gynocentric MSM.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A Fleshlight will always outmatch the average female. This is a fact. It can be as tight as the manufacturer makes it

        And sooner robot waifus will replace real females so have fun with that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > caring what a woman says

        kys

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >A wife also gives you companionship, and to have a family with.
        that's the whole problem, the majority no longer does.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i recommend bad dragon fleshlights, they're pretty easy to clean up.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why does this image give me deja vu?
      banana connected to a plug...

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Like you load a dishwasher, butthole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to crystal cafe, empty carton

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you can put a rubber band as a gasket on the fleshlight's end cap and create tremendous suction.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We've had all 3 since the 60ies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > We've had all 3 since the 60ies.

      And check out the US Marriage rate since 1970.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fleshlight
    The Toyota Camry of frick toys. Stop wasting money on overrated normies garbage and get a fricking onahole dipshit.

    I'm also getting one of those things that straps to your wiener shaft like tentacles and electrocutes you.

    These two paired with a good anal toy will make you shoot literal jump ropes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >These two paired with a good anal toy will make you shoot literal jump ropes.
      gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference between a Fleshlight and an onahole? I thought they meant the same thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing going in my ass is your geriatric mother's tongue.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The cell phone and it's mind numbing apps have killed marriage. Women will sit on their phone for hours every night watching stupid shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >my wife
      >has insomnia
      >stares at phone all night
      >”it helps me fall asleep anon!”
      No it’s the phone dumb ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kek, always love it when women refuse to accept the very obvious explanation.
        my flatmate some years back would complain about her back pain and whenever I told her to do some fricking sport because her lifestyle had zero physical activity she'd go
        >no, it's my big boobs, you wouldn't understand as a guy!
        her breasts were average btw, and rather on the smaller side of average.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine how sticky and gross right gets

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that killed marriage is the mandatory alimony and ius habitatio, when passions settle down and you 2 have a kid and start tackling hardships of parenting sooner or later every woman realizes that its much better deal that she doesnt have to deal with you and a baby, so you can frick off from the appartment and send cash every month so she can hire nanies and maids. This has divided my friends into 2 columns first munched divorce and they are alcoholic miserable wrecks, later are doing tricks and sucking up to their wives seeing the first like "Look honey! Im useful, look what i can do, did you see how spotplessly cleaned bathroom is? I cooked lunch, you look tired go out with your friends i will replace you tommorow" honestly i dont know what bunch is more pathetic and they totally ruined marriage for me becuase i dont want to end up in either of those groups...

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't have a wife, who is supposed to fill the washers?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a picture of Tinder

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Viagra
    I wonder how many happy marriages that ruined.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > Viagra I wonder how many happy marriages that ruined.

      You are assuming it is men who are leaving their wives. A common misconception. Women initiate 80% of divorces.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Women initiate 80% of divorces.
        probably b/c their husbands got viagra lol

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am married. My only problem is I want more time for sex but I have to work. Yes we own a washing machine.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinking men need fleshlights

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my wife got me a Fleshlight as a joke gift and they kind of suck honestly, only tried it a few times but you have to lube up to use it 'properly' and its messy as hell
    I guess if I wasn't married it might be novel but it's been sitting in a box for a year gathering dust

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what killed the marriage market for women is their aversion to just being nice to a guy.
    even if she did nothing all day but sit around and scroll social media, as long as she at least welcomed her husband back with a
    >welcome back honey, I missed you! how was your day? 🙂
    and some processed slop meat she threw in the oven half an hour before he arrived, he'd consider himself to be the luckiest guy in the world.
    for whatever reason, they fundamentally refuse to see relationships as a cooperation and think they are some battle to death, where only one side can survive.

  20. 1 week ago
    PunishedBreakroom

    What the frick are you talking about?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ??????
    Dishwashers need prep, drying plates, they don't fricking work anyway it is so so much faster to get a big sink and suds it, and have a girl stand ther-ack
    No fricking chick can even stand there for a man and dry dishes let alone wash one
    NOT ONE
    Laundry machine is equally as worthless, a woman could preserve your nice clothes with a washboar-ack
    Not one fricking woman can handle pouring a bucket of water and taking care of clothes
    Fleshlight is the same as a lubed hand and they get disgusting
    Women have been trained by school to not lift a finger in labor but do schizo paper puzzles all day and force men into compliance

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