Bf requirements

What are your bare minimum requirements for a boyfriend. Not ideal, I mean the bare minimum for you to be happy with them. Please specify if you are a woman or a homosexual in your response

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tall and funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm kind of ashamed to say this because I fricking hate the height standard. But I'm a closeted bisexual and whenever I have fantasies about a hot guy I imagine him taller than me.

      How tall? How much taller than you?

      i'm a woman soo
      taller than me even by a inch(i'm 5'0/4'11)
      dark humor
      enjoys me talking about stupid hyperfixations
      likes anime
      thinks im pretty
      thats it

      You sound nice

      Likes me, gives me attention, spends time with me
      Is nice, kind, supportive and considered
      Is at least somewhat idealistic (no complaining about corrupt politicians but saying you'd do the same given the chance)
      Preferably like 10 years older, than me
      Is direct and honest (but that's more into ideal territory considering I did date a non-direct guy)
      I feel safe with him

      Overall pretty selfish and vapid but why not

      Those aren't crazy high standards

      I'm a female
      I love Intelligent, passionate, funny, tender, respectful, kind guys who have goals and dreams in life, physically I love the image of the typical "nerd" "geek" man. It's okay if he's shy, I like the feeling of intimidating them, making them feel nervous, it's cute. I guess I'm a bit dominant. In general a good man, with values, a lot of love, respect and loyalty

      These are nice standards too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still filters out lots of guys kek

        [...]

        >Pretty specific
        Kinda but not really
        It's a common thing with guys from my country.
        -Our politicians are so terrible and corrupt!
        -Yep, that sucks. I wish this corruption was eradicated. Actually, I have a question! What would you do if you became a high-ranking official like president or something
        -Oh, you know, build a mansion/stuff along those lines (if not just admitting he would still lots of money)
        So as a consequence of that my vapid selfish mind evolved to filter guys out by this

        this is probably the weirdest one itt so far.
        what's the deal with girls wanting lefty guys, do they just want onions gays that wont say le mean things about black people because "it's racist"?

        Probably because those type of girls subscribe to leftist views duh
        Although I'm not sure I'd want a leftist guy because I'm not sure about being a leftist myself. Although as long as it's not like outright "Stalin did nothing wrong!" type of leftist I guess they could be alright

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Although as long as it's not like outright "Stalin did nothing wrong!" type of leftist I guess they could be alright
          For me, it's Nikita Khrushchev and his De-Stalinization Policies of loosening restrictions on citizens, thawing relations with the Western World, and denouncing the Stalinist Cult of Personality. Now there was a leader who offered a bright future for the Soviet Union... until he was deposed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say although Nikita Khrushchev wasn't as bad as Stalin the USSR was still pretty dysfunctional
            For one, it was a big centralized country so that led to a lot of inefficiency, bureaucracy and allocating most resources to Moscow while the interests of other regions were still vastly underrepresented
            Also while overall Khrushchev had more liberal policies which was pretty good stuff like Novocherkassk massacre was still typical soviet dictatorship style

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kinda but not really
          I meant as in, it's so specific that it probably means you have had experiences with it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, that's true and it happens a lot

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kind of ashamed to say this because I fricking hate the height standard. But I'm a closeted bisexual and whenever I have fantasies about a hot guy I imagine him taller than me.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe he's gone bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was never into Dragon Ball or Dragon Quest but Idk how Im gonna cope when Miyamoto is gone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could cope by reading all his work?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Must look and be built like the one in this webm (I'd be the homosexual)

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what height is tall? Is 6'1 not tall?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention, no female friends. He also can't watch porn or talk about porn. He can't be right wing either.

      He has to be tall, good-looking (top 80-90% of men at the least), willing to entertain me constantly, not jealous, has to pay for all our dates, give me a constant stream of gifts at least worth $150, he must have a nice car, a job, a nice house, he also can't watch anime.

      Not her but 6'3" is my bare minimum.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6'3? Damn it, I'm going to kill myself.

        6'1 is tall, plus whenever I think of a guy I'm attracted too I don't imagine SUPER TALL 6 FOOT CHAD, just a guy that's taller than me, it could be a inch or a foot. It doesn't really matter.

        I call bullshit, read what the person above you posted.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro Im 6ft5 and most women say im too tall. These values are arbitrary and changed based on whether they want to date you or not. Too short in regards to one guy is just right for another, all bullshit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are trying to make fun of me aren't you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6'1 is tall, plus whenever I think of a guy I'm attracted too I don't imagine SUPER TALL 6 FOOT CHAD, just a guy that's taller than me, it could be a inch or a foot. It doesn't really matter.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has to be tall, good-looking (top 80-90% of men at the least), willing to entertain me constantly, not jealous, has to pay for all our dates, give me a constant stream of gifts at least worth $150, he must have a nice car, a job, a nice house, he also can't watch anime.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also to have at least a thick 7 incher. Forgot to mention. He also can't be smelly and he also can't wear glasses.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    silly Anonymous

    i'm a woman soo
    taller than me even by a inch(i'm 5'0/4'11)
    dark humor
    enjoys me talking about stupid hyperfixations
    likes anime
    thinks im pretty
    thats it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are your most common hyperfixations?
      Would you be offended if your bf carries you into the shower and washes you when you've been neglecting your personal hygiene due to a coding spring / marathon gaming session?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sprint*
        Oh autocorrect, you little fricker!

      • 4 weeks ago
        silly Anonymous

        i have really dumb hyperfixations, like on obscure horror movies like "strawberry flavored plastic", "lilya 4 ever", or french extremity films
        or on games like "cult of the lamb", visual novels, etc. if it's not one of those two, it's probably whatever broadway musicals i like the music to

        and for the second question, i try to shower daily. but, if i have been neglecting myself, i'd obviously be embarrassed, but, i wouldn't be offended and would generally be pretty thankful if someone would wash me if i wouldn't do it myself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if it's not one of those two, it's probably whatever broadway musicals i like the music to
          Not that guy but what types of musicals do you like? My ex made me listen to "Dear Evan Hansen" & "The book of Mormon"
          >i try to shower daily. but, if i have been neglecting myself
          Oh god Imagine the smell

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh anon... not bringing your ex up, surely? Serious party foul, you've fumbled hard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not trying to hit on her. Just asking what musicals she's into? Besides it's not wise getting a partner from this place.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not wise getting a partner from this place
            ...can you name a SINGLE place where it *is* wise to get women from? Any success stories?
            Cuz you're mostly speaking to people who don't know a single woman.

            for musicals it'd probably be "ride the cyclone", "the guy who didn't like musicals", "heathers", really basic ones like that

            [...]
            genuinely its sweet that a person on NSFFW would be willing to shower me
            that's not sarcastic

            >genuinely its sweet that a person on NSFFW would be willing to shower me
            It would be annoying, sure: but when you really like someone, it wouldn't be work at all. I'd do whatever you need. Hair, nails, etc. If I have the time available: it's all yours.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My apolocheese anon, I did my best to sound sarcastic, I was only joshing you

          • 4 weeks ago
            silly Anonymous

            for musicals it'd probably be "ride the cyclone", "the guy who didn't like musicals", "heathers", really basic ones like that

            >i wouldn't be offended and would generally be pretty thankful if someone would wash me
            Hot. Invite me over. I'd wait on you, "hand and foot", as they say. Sometimes literally.

            genuinely its sweet that a person on NSFFW would be willing to shower me
            that's not sarcastic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nice, Heather's is another one I know of, I remember listening to a bit of those songs. Don't know the other ones though, I'll check them out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That guy. Ikr? I'll wash her but I'll make sure to stick my nose up her smelly parts to get a good whiff first to assert dominance and to show her that even when she stinks I like her to bits. Enjoying the smells too but I like us to smell neutral in public as smells are so intimate and no-one gets to smell my women like I get to do.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i wouldn't be offended and would generally be pretty thankful if someone would wash me
          Hot. Invite me over. I'd wait on you, "hand and foot", as they say. Sometimes literally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so ur a landwhale fujo

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >At least the same height as me (I'd prefer someone who's a full head taller than me but I'm 5'9 so I've just accepted that god hates me)
    >Dominant and rough, at least in the bedroom
    >Makes enough to support a family one day. Doesn't have to be rich, but needs to be able to provide a middle-class life for a family of 3~4. If he doesn't earn that much atm, needs to at least be actively looking into improving his career/income.
    >Not a stick. Ideally he's on the bigger side (I'm fat and don't want a guy who's smaller than me) but as long as he's more than just skin and bones it's acceptable
    >Weeb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but needs to be able to provide a middle-class life for a family of 3~4
      So, uhh: what's that actually, in dollars?
      100K?
      200K?
      There's no such thing as "middle class" anymore. There's the starving poor, the non-starving poor, and the rich. Those are the three classes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest I'm not the most knowledgeable about finances so I'd probably just do a combination of taking the guy's word for it + first hand observation, but I've heard 70k~100k (CAD) is more or less the average income for families here, so somewhere around there maybe?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >CAD
          is this that one anon who liked country music?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you must be thinking of a different anon.

            Really? 70-100?
            My mom expedited the largest sports bar in North America (Real Sports Bar & Grill), and only got paid like 45K CAD. She's a seasoned-vet, classically-trained at George Brown, etc.

            Maybe you need to do some hands-on research? Don't trust what the media tells you. It LOOKS good if Justin Trudeau can say to other countries "our average wage is 75K!", when in reality: there's probably some trick to it. They probably don't count Uber, or some shit like that.

            >Maybe you need to do some hands-on research? Don't trust what the media tells you.
            This is why I said I'd probably take the guy's word and judge based on first hand experience more than the number. If he made 50k and was like "don't worry, I can support a family" I'd let him prove it.
            But also when I saw 70~100k, it was when I specifically looked up the household income of 3~4 people families. Not just single people. So a lot of those answers were probably the combined income of two working parents. But I want to be a housewife, so I'd want my partner to make a little above average.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But I want to be a housewife, so I'd want my partner to make a little above average
            >I want to be a housewife, so I'd want my partner
            >I'd want my partner
            >I'd want

            Ok, cool. Noted.
            What do you have to offer in return?
            Besides your "undying loyalty", of course. Talk is cheap. 100K a year is expensive. You're gonna have to do better than that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Daily blowjobs on a professional level, spotless upkeep of the house, preparation of food that is affordable, nutritious, healthy while tasting good, regular exercising to keep my body fit and healthy and conscious parenting of our offspring so they grow up to be productive, wholesome members of society.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the other anon who replied to you, but I plan to improve my domestic skills before seriously dating anyone so I can actually fulfill the duties of a housewife. The ideal would be I take care of most things at home so he doesn't have to worry about anything when he's not at work. And ideally we'd have kids in which case I'd handle the majority of the childcare. And of course, I'd offer a ton of sex. I'm a horny b***h and am into pretty extreme master/slave-esque dynamics so if he's as horny as I am, I'd love to play his loyal sex slave whenever appropriate kek.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Feels like this thread is a bit more based than what I was expecting.
            Kind-of thrown off-balance, over here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's because there is no female in this thread and just some disappointment makes larping as their ideal partner that will remain a dream.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not perfect so I'd probably need some time and patience to truly become ideal housewife material, but it's definitely something I want to do one day. I acknowledge that wanting to be a housewife in this economy is a big ask, so I'll do my best to make it up to my partner by covering the other fields as best I can.
            I just mainly want to be a housewife because I'd hate to have kids only for them to be a before and after work chore, rather than my main priority. I have tons of regrets about not spending enough time with loved ones, so if I have a family of my own one day, I want them to be my number one priority.

            It's because there is no female in this thread and just some disappointment makes larping as their ideal partner that will remain a dream.

            Keep telling yourself that. If that's what helps you sleep at night.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing that helps me sleep at night is weed.
            But I guess I gotta put that down, and get out there and make you some money. Hope you'll still be around when I'm ready.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hope you'll still be around when I'm ready.
            I'm probably not your type, but I hope one day you're able to find a wonderful wife that's everything you could dream of.

            If you're not larping, please accept my sincere apology. Nice to see that there are wholesome, sensible females still around. Makes me sad that I couldn't manage to be successful enough to provide for a family but at least I didn't start a family that I couldn't afford like my father.

            >If you're not larping, please accept my sincere apology.
            It's no biggy. I know me being a horny b***h makes it sound like larp, and I apparently type like a guy (though I'm not entirely sure what that means), so it's fair you'd assume I'm a larper or troony.
            >Makes me sad that I couldn't manage to be successful enough to provide for a family
            I'm hoping one day you get an opportunity you never saw coming and end up far more successful than you ever could have dreamed. You're a man too, so you don't have a biological clock like women do. It's never too late, I'm rooting for you, even if you can no longer root for yourself <3

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm probably not your type
            Hey, you don't know my type. I'm sure of that, cuz I don't know my type, either.
            I ask the other dudes, on occasion. All of the women that I've found to be really cute IRL are usually the weirdest-lookin' ones. I can be "in to" a whole lotta things. Emotionally as well: I have no frickin' idea. If she can tolerate me, and doesn't accuse me of literal crimes on a weekly basis: then there's a 90% chance I can tolerate her as well.
            It's really all comes down to demeanor. If you're somewhat reactive to the environment, and therefore perceptive of it: I'll probably notice you as well. If you're a ditz that just kinda stumbles through life, I'll have zero interest: regardless of how your body or face looks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's nice to hear, makes me feel like I might actually have a chance at love one day.
            >If you're a ditz that just kinda stumbles through life
            Unfortunately though I am a bit of ditz who doesn't really put in the work to improve things or take control of my life, but I'm hoping to slowly change that about me this year. I think turning 25 and realizing my biological clock is ticking has lit a bit of a fire under me. But there's a difference between feeling motivated and acting on that motivation. I still need to work on the latter.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again: I can't really fault you for "not having control of your life", since I don't, either.
            I just think we could get along, if you chillaxed for a bit. We could both help each other. In the words of some random African dudes on TikTok:
            >If you're broke
            >and he's broke
            >he's not a "broke-ass homie".
            >He is your colleague!
            I don't blame you for excluding NEETs, though. I've got an education and everything. I just feel demoralized by the shit job market. It IS Canada we're talking about. Brampton in particular.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I really hate being hesitant to date ppl who are broke because I realize it's hypocritical. But I want a family and 2 broke ppl can't give a child the life it deserves. But god I wish we could go back to the days where pretty much anyone with a high school degree could get a job that would pay enough to support an entire household on one income.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So just nukemaxx and just embrace the coming collapse. The wages can't keep going up forever. Everyone's gonna starve. Either the wages will suddenly drop, or there's gonna be a LOT less people soon.
            Either way: I wouldn't recommend trying to have a kid in the next five years.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I really hate being hesitant to date ppl who are broke because I realize it's hypocritical. But I want a family and 2 broke ppl can't give a child the life it deserves. But god I wish we could go back to the days where pretty much anyone with a high school degree could get a job that would pay enough to support an entire household on one income.

            I got the wages backwards, you know what I mean.
            life just sucks famalam

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also yo:
            >biological clock
            Chill out about that, as well. It doesn't ACTUALLY kick-in until you're 50. Obviously complications can come up when you're pregnant in your 40's: but they can also, like, not. You can also give birth just fine. I don't know the exact statistics: but it's MORE than possible.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're not larping, please accept my sincere apology. Nice to see that there are wholesome, sensible females still around. Makes me sad that I couldn't manage to be successful enough to provide for a family but at least I didn't start a family that I couldn't afford like my father.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The BDSM part was a nice touch, nice one, bro!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? 70-100?
          My mom expedited the largest sports bar in North America (Real Sports Bar & Grill), and only got paid like 45K CAD. She's a seasoned-vet, classically-trained at George Brown, etc.

          Maybe you need to do some hands-on research? Don't trust what the media tells you. It LOOKS good if Justin Trudeau can say to other countries "our average wage is 75K!", when in reality: there's probably some trick to it. They probably don't count Uber, or some shit like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao fat but wants a provider man who is rough and dominant. Listen lady if you don't mind scraping the barrel then you'll be fine but your delusional if you don't think you're contributing in this economy.
      >inb4 I'll stay single then
      Pls for the love of god all of you who think like this stay single and indoors pls

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but your delusional if you don't think you're contributing in this economy.
        Worst case scenario I'll find a flexible wfh job, but if I have to work a job then I'm not taking on all the household chores myself like I would if my parter let me be a proper housewife. I don't plan to stay single but I'm also not going to live a life that will make me miserable, and if I have to work a 9-5 I'll shoot myself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd prefer someone who's a full head taller than me but I'm 5'9
      Women really out here demanding 6'6 men.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A fat woman too. Insane.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly at this point I'm thankful women are becoming more honest. Its time to stop pretending "Just bee urself" is legitimate. Accelerate the collapse already.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why dont you just have a nice day and leave normal people alone

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I'd rather watch society's downfall first.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the thing about beeing yourself is that it won't do for a girl to fall in love with who you seem to be
            if anyone's to fall in love with you, let them fall in love with who you really are
            hence, bee yourself, you're bound to fit someone's tastes out there, no matter how fricked you think you are

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you're bound to fit someone's tastes out there
            The odds of finding that person and making a meaningful connection with them is so infinitesimally minute that it is a statistical impossibility.
            TLDR; its over.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            source: your fricked up mind
            you'd be surprise, anon
            have some more faith in yourself, i believe in you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am failed normie. I have friends, a good job, outgoing, ect. Being unattractive in an attractive worshiping society is a death sentence.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're an outlier, so what
            you think you're the only one out there who doesn't give a shit about looks?
            and besides, being a guy who's attracted to conventionally unattractive, i'm sure there are female counterparts too
            so again, there's someone out there who's going to find you to be better looking than the chads worshipped by normies

            all i ask you is that, when a girl does show genuine attraction for you, that you don't become overly suspicious
            give her the benefit of the doubt, ok? even if you don't think you're attractive, if she thinks so, that's her decision, just appreciate her for it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all i ask you is that, when a girl does show genuine attraction for you
            That has never happened in my life, and at this point it never will. Not everyone gets to have a happy end in life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A fat woman too. Insane.

        >I've just accepted that god hates me
        I thought this made it clear that I know it's impossible, but I guess basic literacy skills are too much to ask of men. I'm not demanding a 6'6 man, I don't even think that exists. I'll settle for someone who's at least the same height as me while cursing the heavens and wishing I was one of those petite 5ft girls who are shorter than everyone.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll settle for someone who's at least the same height as me
          >I declare 50% of all men are completely unacceptable
          You do no favors for yourself here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still more realistic than all the men on here who haven't seen the sun in months yet expect a supermodel to land in their lap. Sorry you're a manlet, bro.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick do you even come here, just to mock us? Do you enjoy hurting others?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't come here to mock you guys, but when you start mocking me I'm gonna dish out a bit too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick do you even come here, just to mock us? Do you enjoy hurting others?

            It despairs me how many guys on here want a hot gf while simultaneously posting how miserable they are having no hobbies or future.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >guys on here want a hot gf
            How many threads do you have to willfully ignore where men here are lusting after overweight, hairy, etc. non conventional women to still believe the straw man of touch starved incels only want 10/10's?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want a weeb gf with big breasts.
            I stopped making threads about it because I felt guilty that I was asking someone to love me when I'm depressed and probably wouldn't be able to make her happy and give her a great life. Why should I ask someone to make me feel good when I'm worthkess and can't do the same for her?

            I have issues. I am working on them. I do go to college and I'm picking up some hobbies again. I hope to one day be able to ask out a girl without feeling guilty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about a 5:6 hispanic gymcel queen I could bench you no diff.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be funny and have the same interests as me n be able to hold a conversation and not be super ugly.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op u dont want to be a bf to anyone here
    the white girls come with a suboxone dependency
    the black ones are black
    the spanish ones are run through(so are the white ones)
    the asian ones dont come here or are married to military dudes
    you're a fricking moron incel, stop asking things like this

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Likes me, gives me attention, spends time with me
    Is nice, kind, supportive and considered
    Is at least somewhat idealistic (no complaining about corrupt politicians but saying you'd do the same given the chance)
    Preferably like 10 years older, than me
    Is direct and honest (but that's more into ideal territory considering I did date a non-direct guy)
    I feel safe with him

    Overall pretty selfish and vapid but why not

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is probably the weirdest one itt so far.
      what's the deal with girls wanting lefty guys, do they just want onions gays that wont say le mean things about black people because "it's racist"?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >educated
    >not fat, not a slob
    >employed but not a workaholic
    >no mental problems with constant mood swings
    >isn't a /misc/tard
    stretch goals for ideal:
    >no snoring
    >no advanced balding
    >no adrenaline junkie hobbies
    >likes to cook

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bigger than me
    >Stronger than me
    >Smarter than me
    >Treats me like his little princess
    >Lets me call him daddy

    >Please specify if you are a woman or a homosexual
    No

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lets me call him daddy
      Only if you give birth to my children.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I should add "doesn't want children" on there, thanks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Neusch

          That is going to eliminate like 99% of your potential partners, anon. Reproduction is a natural stage of a relationship. Couples that don't have kids end up resentful towards each other and into weird sexual fetishes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm already in an e-relationship so doesn't really worry me.
            I'm okay with surrogacy if it can be afforded but I don't have a womb soooo not like it's even me choosing to not want them.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no minimum to be happy. Being happy is the ideal state of things. The minimum for anything is that it doesnt threaten your life, even if you cry every day.

    Ideal boyfriend and somebody I would be happy with are not separable things. I could only be happy with a person who is custom made for me only.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, it feels weird to treat like there could be minimal requirements for a life partner, as if it's a job posting. I thought that mentality is what robots hated the most, since then you're exchangeable for people that offer more than the absolute base minimum. I'm not as idealistic as you are, I think breakups and failed relationships are fine and part of life, but if you start a relationship with anyone who's "nice", you'll be wasting so much time for both people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I expect minimum standards to be more than being "nice". I said minimum and not ideal in the hopes of getting answers a bit more diverse than "chad"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reading through the answers you can basically sort most things mentioned under "not a moron" and "is nice to me". Which I understand is sadly something not given for all relationships, but there's obviously more to their minimal requirement or else they'd already be in a relationships, so they do realize they shouldn't waste their time giving a chance to everyone. And no, I don't believe they all want "turbochad" either

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's not really proof minimal requirements are bad just that the anons in this thread aren't answering honestly. I guess the most minimal requirement is "I like them" which is subjective and why you like someone can't always be tallied up to a list of required traits. Though most of them do say "taller than me" anyways so at least we know that's a universal constant

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed men should separately one on my pussy and one on my happiness and well being but no pussy cause he's too nice

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a female
    I love Intelligent, passionate, funny, tender, respectful, kind guys who have goals and dreams in life, physically I love the image of the typical "nerd" "geek" man. It's okay if he's shy, I like the feeling of intimidating them, making them feel nervous, it's cute. I guess I'm a bit dominant. In general a good man, with values, a lot of love, respect and loyalty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like fun to me around. good luck finding your nerdy husbando.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know why, but i feel like this was typed by a person that would be my type.
      you sound awesome and level headed

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    26/f
    thin, asian (chinese or jpn ideal but idc), weeb, glasses, a lil tsundere but enjoys spending time with me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you Asian? Why an Asian guy in particular? Is this a kpop thing or a week thing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just like chinese/japanese features.
        i won't date just any asian guy, they need to have vinegar face type/yayoi featues.
        i have a thing for thin sharp eyes and crooked teeth.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's uncommon and I'm sure you made plenty of Asian anons day

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now if only i could find one of my own to cuddle

            Femanons, where can you even be met? I think most people here aren't really into bars or clubs.

            arcade and conventions by myself or behind an exhibitor booth

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6 or above (height of my last ex lol)
    >No more than 5 years older than me
    >White or East Asian
    >Does not watch porn while we are together

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always over 5'6 at the least. 5'5 bros have no chance

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femanons, where can you even be met? I think most people here aren't really into bars or clubs.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has healthy routines and habits
    doesnt rely on me too much to be his therapist
    likes the same music as me so we can go to gigs frequently
    is left wing, cares about sustainability
    doesnt buy a bunch of shit
    isnt obsessed with money or work
    likes tomboys
    has some kind of creative hobby

    is this too much? i just have a lot of icks, so maybe not too many standards but guys who cant take care of themselves and are obsessed with money are always a hard no for me, I'm literally open to anyone else as long as he likes me.

    ive been out of dating for 6 years, how bad is it right now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >likes the same music as me so we can go to gigs frequently
      this sounds comfy
      >likes tomboys
      i thought they were dead
      >how bad is it right now?
      yes, people can't flirt with each other outside of dating apps anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably one or two too many, then again, it's kinda case by case, right?
      But I agree that it's a good idea to stick to guys who aren't money obsessed and take care of themselves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is left wing, cares about sustainability
      Aren't those contradictory?
      Globalization isn't sustainable.
      Unrestricted migration isn't sustainable.
      Woke turbo-feminist garbage isn't sustainable.
      Western leftists are the biggest per-capita consumers of pointless bullshit on the planet. A right-wing person is probably 150X more likely to grow his own food.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but I fricking wish more right-wingers were based like Varg but most of them in the US would vote for politicians who deny climate science and have policies of increasing oil, coal, and gas consumption while rolling back regulations.

        Not that left-wingers are much better for the reasons you say but in a lot of places right-wingers are noticeably worse when it comes to energy policy.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    femoid

    >speaks my language
    >at least average intelligence
    >considerate and nice
    >likes me
    >at least average in looks
    >healthy weight (not overweight, skinny is okay)
    >not a poltard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's your language?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Dutch, of course I also speak English but I don't want to speak a foreign language in my house for the rest of my life

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah that's understandable, I don't really have a preference for my language but I do see your point
          hope you find someone like that who loves you dearly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you anon, so far dating apps have proven themselves to be a meme, just guys giving very short replies or making everything sexual from the get go etc etc

            >Dutch
            >I don't want to speak a foreign language in my house for the rest of my life
            >sad german noises

            ahahahahha es ist ok anon, du bist lustig en du sollst jemand finden

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >du bist lustig en du sollst jemand finden
            thank you nona. besides the language, i live possible the furthest away you can from NL and ldr's aren't that nice

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dutch
          >I don't want to speak a foreign language in my house for the rest of my life
          >sad german noises

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a good point to consider. One of the things that keep me from moving countries to live with a man is that I've seen how people treat foreigners that have noticeable accents through my mom's case (and we're all white in a majority white country). I don't want for people to treat me like a fricking moron for decades just because my pronunciation might be off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a student at a university where most students are international students. Some of them form relationships with other foreigners, some with Dutch students. I always wonder if these relationships will actually last since most internationals are not willing to live here permanently, and very few make the effort to learn the language. Basically foreign guys just want a taste of the local cuisine without committing to boerenkool for the rest of their lives
            I also don't see myself living in any other country, I'm not a nationalist politically speaking but this country is my home. I like the culture and I don't really like travelling all that much. I'd get homesick so easily if I lived abroad, even if I lived in the UK I could save myself with English of course but it wouldn't be the same
            From my experience foreigners who learn the language get a lot more respect and appreciation than those who don't, but this is a second-hand account

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a female
    bi but i'd probably end up being with a man
    i try not to be picky, i don't think im in the place to demand a perfect guy but these are things i consider
    taller than me (5'3, not that hard)
    funny and easy to talk to
    likes the same things as me, i'm autistic (of course)
    i'm biased to guys with dark hair and glasses but i find a lot of things attractive.
    left wing, pretty progressive and openminded
    thinks i'm pretty, funny, whatever. just like me back
    pretty important, i'm young but i'd like him to at least have a future or plan in SOMETHING. i don't want a lazy bum.

    also a moaner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a left wing stalinist maoist leninist like me or a liver gay leftoid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        liberal gay leftoid*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are these words.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you know those people i listed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stalin, Mao, Lenin, right? to be honest, i don't know much about all that. i just meant don't be a racist homophobe since i'm latina and like pussy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you more concerned with the interests the masses of working people or people who want gay butt sex

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gay butt sex is cool and all but for sure the first since that includes my future more, i'm gonna marry a man anyways

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is your plan for the future

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >under 50, over 18
    >okay with my obnoxious mental illness
    >basic hygiene, can stink a little bit but nothing too crazy
    >nice most of the time

    t. homosexual male

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Understanding
    >Respectful
    >Loving and kind
    >Loves me back
    >Honest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I forgot about the age!
      >Over 20
      >Under 40

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I forgot about the age!
      >Over 20
      >Under 40

      I meet all of your bare minimum requirements! How old are you?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be funny
    - female

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm funny looking, dose that count?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes that counts. funny is funny

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes that counts. funny is funny

        You guys should date

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how old she is tbh. This board is full of too many teenagers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i am 20 😛

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too young for my tastes, sorry. Also I'm not actually very funny looking, that was a lie sorry.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i am actually 29, that was a lie sorry.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post wrinkly millennial hands.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Post wrinkly millennial hands.

    DO ITTT GET EACH OTHERS CONTACTS DOO IT

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Alright fine if you're actually 29, my discord is "bluedini_"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I was just shitposting
      I'm not the same poster as

      i am 20 😛

      Now I feel bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry. I really only posted my tag to get the other guy to stop screaching. My feelings are not hurt and only about a minute of my time has been wasted.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not wasted if we had fun, right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it was based.

            Man I'm sorry for getting hyped up, what a shame.

            This was the expected outcome.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man I'm sorry for getting hyped up, what a shame.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh top and bottom
    someone not fricking cumbrained give or take 5 years
    >homosexual

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    likes vidya and anime, has okay hygiene... that's it >.>

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's like half a board, pick one

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least 6'2"

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I be that one moron who mass replies rating every post with requirements?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I be that one moron who mass replies rating every post with requirements?
      YES lol

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    '' T A L L E R T H A N M E '' every single one of you. ALL women are the same copy pasta holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude women are on average 6 inches shorter than men, how tall are you?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual
    a pretty face and kind
    someone who wont abuse me or cheat on me
    no facial hair
    preferably no body hair

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