BF thinks he's related to royalty and is acting like a jerk

He found out he's distantly related(like 22 generations) to some european king.
He SUDDENLY started acting condescending to everyone (that isn't "his blood"), or downright rude (especially to servers) and smug AF. He got super picky about what he eats (never was before), and says stuff like "I wouldn't be caught dead in a ride like that"(about my 2016 jeep). He "joked" he didn't want to "lower his seed" by having normal sex.
WTF is his problem? He's a nobody that works at home depot. I'm leaving his ass. Fricking c**t.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the Bocchi poster who keeps bragging about her BF? Serves you right, prostitute.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that man sounds very ill. you should date me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you should date me
      Maybe, do you have a useful degree? BMI not higher then 30% And not uglier then 4/10? Or shorter then 5'8? (Also no indians).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BMI not higher then 30% And not uglier then 4/10? Or shorter then 5'8? (Also no indians).
        I am below all of those criteria. I am sorry. Please date me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry dude. Just work out a little & get certification in something and well talk. (these are things you can actually accomplish right now)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have something better than a degree and I'm 5'6

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are the most reasonable fembot standards I've ever read on this god damn website
        Too bad you treat everyone around you like an emotional tampon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not even how BMI is calculated, your bf is a moron and so are you, so its a good match.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No degree but I make over 70k/yr and am skinny 6ft1. Not a trade.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >won't have sex with me anymore because he thinks he's better then me
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    *inhale
    BAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAA!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I could easily get a another BF but I'm to lazy, BOO HOOO
    KYS immediatly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awful gif. The top row isn't aligned with the rest of the rows and the "SELF" should've been moved 1 character to the right.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him that most europeans nowadays are descendants of royalty.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake Bocchi poster, they will always love each other.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leave the moron
    also if you are the bocchi poster always being happy, unlucky lmfao loser

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sir dumbass bf
    He's a dumbass who doesn't know what royalty is like. Outside of the direct royal family they're known for being cheap as frick. A jeep does sound like what they'd like but 2016 sounds way too new, they'll have an old rover. (They like to hunt and eat what they hunt because of literal Robin Hood era laws make it so they have the rights as the landowners. It's fricked up, Sherwood Forest is a real place you can go to, it's a park)
    If he wants expensive new things that sounds like new money, old money you have everything you need and you'll marry someone else with connections to trust fund your way thorough life.
    I say, take him to England and let a real British person lay real social hierarchy on him. (They will try to figure out what he's worth and judge by that how to treat him) Even if you guys break up, frick it, it'll be funny as frick because those guys are so nonchalantly insulting that he might not even notice they're giving him shit.
    >lower his seed
    He's going to look moronic in England. Call me when you need a new boyfriend fembot! I only like 'em who are smart and funny, so as long as you're the opposite of your b***h boyfriend you're good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never been to England that would be fun. My Bf is related to Henry (6 or 7 or sometihng IDK), though some mistress of the king

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705971989617256.jpg

      These are the most reasonable fembot standards I've ever read on this god damn website
      Too bad you treat everyone around you like an emotional tampon.

      >the most reasonable fembot standards
      I just don't care anymore. As long as you got your shit SOMEWHAT in order thats good enough. No Indians because I'm tired of theit sex-pest desperation, ignorance (acting like moronic bratty little boys) & insane levels of entitlement.

      Thats not even how BMI is calculated, your bf is a moron and so are you, so its a good match.

      I'm not fat so why should I settle for 350 pound slovenly guy?

      No degree but I make over 70k/yr and am skinny 6ft1. Not a trade.

      >70k/yr and am skinny 6ft1
      Were do you live? I don't want to live in a fly over state, I like the ocean.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Henry 6
        Henry VI is well known for being a total moron and failure as a monarch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tallanon here, I live in the Great State of Texas

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We've been telling you this since you started with your spamming, moron-san. You just won't listen. Enjoy the abuse. Btw, how is your probation officer doing? Is he keeping his sanity dealing with a troony that rapes children like you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moron-san
      >spamming

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Too bad I don't have records of anyone past my great-grandfather.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman dates moron
    >eventually discovers hes a moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like:
      >moronic troony dates moron
      >gets mad when he is acting moronic

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you expect when you date moids? You don't need them better off being alone. andI mean it.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last estimated common ancestor for Europeans was believed to have been born around 1400. Everybody is descended from royalty

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bocchi poster
    All bocchi posters must be killed on the spot

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he can be proud of his Chad genes.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe troony-kun would do this to you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troony
      This. Dumbasses really believe there are women on here, LOL LMAO EVEN.

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