boomers are taking zoomer girls

Wondering why you don't have a girlfriend? That qt anime girl is on your dad's boat.

Boomers are so actively shitheads, having the most oppurtunities of anyone in history, getting the best deal ever, and now even in old age riding off into the sunset, you just have to laugh it's so evil.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's ugly idc tbqh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like the typical autistic thot

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. A dime a dozen. She's useless. He probably lets her frick on the side. You know Boomer males can't keep it up.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I want her though 🙁 vvv

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like the typical autistic thot

      boomer can take her. she looks worse the more you look at her

      stop gaslighting, she's utterly adorable.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is a simp like you anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know she is. I fricking want her as my gf, even her voice is cute, she's like an American if they grew up in japan

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she has a little bit of a mustache going though. still interested?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She genuinely looks slow/moronic, her eyes are way too far apart. Your guys standards are in the gutter.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought boomers were in their 70s now, that guy doesn't look that old. I guess boomer just means shitty old guy now right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it does, when that term got popular it was referring to fans of boomer shooters aka the "30 year old boomer" meme, yeah it's just used to refer to all old people especially very butthole ignorant ones

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >referring to fans of boomer shooters aka the "30 year old boomer" meme
        Always thought it's how millennials addressed baby boomers

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It is, that guy youre responding to is just an idiot newbie with permanent NSFFW brain

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Youngest baby boomers are turning 60 this year (born in 1964).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My parents our boomers born in the late 50s and swear they arnt boomers but the so called "jones generation". They do this because they know younger people hold great contempt for them as they are boomers. They want to be young so bad and identify with libtard ideaology so much is unbearable.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My grandparents were born late 50's and they don't give two shits about young people other than their kids and grandkids. They live where all their neighbors are of similar age because no one under 50 can afford to live there. They own 2 homes with no mortgage, holiday all over the world for weeks at a time. Concert this and dinner party that and then the theater with their friends. Art galleries and tailor made clothes. They aren't billionaires but they worked and saved and invested and paid off all their debt before retirement age. In fact one of my grandpas retired at 55. Again they don't care what happens outside their world, they don't have to.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            My parents who where born in the late 50s are libtarded to the max. All they care about is gun control, black lives matter and gay acceptance. It wasnt always like this but when Trump got elected they started watching CNN daily and became obsessed with it. They parroted all the lines they heard from TV and it became their new ideaology.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    boomer can take her. she looks worse the more you look at her

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She looks ethnic. Any anon could get this if they went overseas.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick boomers. I hope they die from skin cancer

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fat ass
    >dfcs
    >raven anime hair
    >sun kissed skin

    unfff brb scrubbin the deck

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When will I get my sun girl with black hair?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They were manly then, and they're manly now. That's all it is.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I follow a zoomer that sails around the Med and he got himself a Greek girl. She is not as pretty as that girl but all is not lost, zoomer bros

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There was this old guy who lived near my town who had an old wooden boat that he added a puny little deisel to and gave people rides on it down the river for free. Really nice guy, he also owned a few old towncars but those were just collectables no rides out of them. There was also this dorky girl I went to school with who was fat as hell and dated a dorky goober who was fat as hell but after graduation she stopped being fat, he didn't and she left him. And much to everyone's disgust she eventually changed her profile picture to one of her face right next to the boatboomers. It was just an incredibly awkward thing that a few people clowned her for. But at the same time, her ex was such a massive homosexual that he deserves to live with the reality that he slings worse than a guy with a bum hip.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not fair...how the frick does he do it bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't that the guy on tiktok that said he had drugs and a boat and thot girls would just be up for it because it sounded fun? some were underage from what he said

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >some were underage from what he said
        how tf did this homie not get crucified by tiktokers? they fricking hate age gaps of any form especially ones involving minors

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >how tf did this homie not get crucified by tiktokers? they fricking hate age gaps of any form especially ones involving minors

          they consider it a fair trade, they hate it when its a loser in his basement. If shes on a yacht and living it up then shes having fun

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Seems to be in line with certain feminist circles i've noticed. They more or less promote an extreme form of hypergamy.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            if the women were really feminist the entire yachting industry would've imploded, but they are all out there selling their ass in the med.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >if the women were really feminist
            They are though. They're of the thought that "well men hoard all the resources/oppress us, therefore we ought to just clean them out best we can without an ounce of remorse". At least that's what i could make of it.

            On the one hand i get the logic of it to an extent. On the other hand, only a female brain could try and rationalize selling ass as sticking it to the man. idk, feminist thought only gets more bizarre the further you read into it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >They are though. They're of the thought that "well men hoard all the resources/oppress us, therefore we ought to just clean them out best we can without an ounce of remorse". At least that's what i could make of it.
            well if you think of feminism as misandry, which they constantly deny and say its actually about equality.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's not monolithic mind you. At least from what i've seen and read, feminists range from actually being very sympathetic and overall kind-hearted, to amazon lesbian hyperborea.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not monolithic mind you
            if feminism covers such a wide range, then does feminism even exist?

            You may as well say I like TV shows.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >if feminism covers such a wide range, then does feminism even exist?
            it unironically doesn't, there are feminist groups that fricking hate each other

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've always hated statements like that when discussing topics. Where is the line drawn, what point is there about such a group/collective?

            But

            >if feminism covers such a wide range, then does feminism even exist?
            it unironically doesn't, there are feminist groups that fricking hate each other

            provides context. Interesting, didn't know that. As if feminism couldn't get dumber.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            there is a giant war between radfems and other feminists idk how you don't know it's the reason why the Harry Potter author is so controversial for taking the radfem side even though she's the most successful female author
            >TERFs hate trannies
            >SWERFs hate sex work, some hate sex workers too
            >there are feminists who advocate for nonstop sex with men to be as hedonistic as possible, there are ones like

            >if the women were really feminist


            They are though. They're of the thought that "well men hoard all the resources/oppress us, therefore we ought to just clean them out best we can without an ounce of remorse". At least that's what i could make of it.

            On the one hand i get the logic of it to an extent. On the other hand, only a female brain could try and rationalize selling ass as sticking it to the man. idk, feminist thought only gets more bizarre the further you read into it. that intentionally fleece rich men to protest the patriarchy, there are feminists who refuse to have sex with men at all to protest the patriarchy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            to be more specific, SWERFs hate all forms of prostitution and sex work and porn, they are the complete opposite of feminists who advocate for women to watch porn, to make their own porn, start an onlyfans, because they view all porn as patriarchal as sexist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >chastity key
      She's a Goddess, it makes me sad I'll never be rich enough to offer myself to a girl like that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The state of her arms

      and there's the answer

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They are millennials, fellow glowBlack personhomosexual.
    Boomers are senile now, fricking update your speech already.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The state of her arms

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fair...how the frick does he do it bros?

      Mystery solved, MI wrist slasher with daddy issues gravitates to a boomer groomer with a boat
      Same as it ever was
      Same as it ever was

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dem scars
      Girls like this will literally throw themselves pussy-first at any grown man that gives them even an ounce of attention and validation. This one just happens to be an older guy with a boat. It could have been literally any male 25+ who took an interest in her.

      Younger zoomies just wait until youre grown, you can do this too. Just dont think shes a serious prospect though, she is just for fun and would probably literally murder you or traumatize you if you stayed with her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 25, how and where do I olderguymaxx to get insecure girls with daddy issues I can manipulate?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      better pov holy frick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ I'm not even envious of this guy. Hope he has his fun and then drops her before she gets feral and dangerous.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What does a couple like this even have in common? What do they even talk about?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 40 and I coom inside my 18 yr old gf every night. We watch anime and play vidys together. I teach her useful stuff like carpentry and cooking. It's honestly way better than listening to a woman my age drone on about the patriarchy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We stay winning as boomers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What does a couple like this even have in common? What do they even talk about?
      I don't understand why people ask this moronic question. For all you know they met while walking their dogs and bonded over their mutual love of casual chess in the park. Maybe they both like to fish or sail. Maybe she wants an old dude to stick it in her ass and he wants a young girl that'll let him stick it in her ass.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >old men dating young women
    this isn't a new phenomenon lol

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers know they have to pay for sex. I wonder what he bought her? Probably a new car, new clothes, money in her cashapp, all the takeout food she could want, vacation for a few weeks in his boat.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers are taking zoomer girls

    based, frick zoomers, I'll cream pie as many zoomer girls my body can take.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In your head, you homosexual.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers are taking zoomers. Period
    There's a whole host of boomer milfs going for the young zoomer men and old boomer men going after the young zoomer women.
    I believe it's cause by three things. 1-The lack of wealth and the terrible economy. The terrible economy and rapid inflation and excessive price gouging is causing a crisis where people can't afford basic amenities and luxuries. unless you either have a lot of money or have connections. something older people do have over the younger people.
    2- Terrible parents. generations of bad parenting, along with zoomers being the first generation to grow-up with iphones, social media, and unrestricted internet access from a young age (Also single parents from a high divorce rate) have lead to zoomers having unresolved childhood trauma and parent issues that they try to resolve via dating older people.
    3- Porn. High porn exposure, with some claiming to have had access to porn since ages 7 or younger, have lead to zoomers having their sexual expiriances and taste warped to porn standards. including "MILF" and "Daddy" bodies. milf did not enter the common vernacular until zoomers started to enter into high-school. their sexual taste and preferences have been warped by porn and have resulted in a higher than normal population interested in older partners.

    I have no sources for this but that that is what I believe to be at least some cause for this phenomina.
    Also I hope this is coherent, I just got off of a long work day with very little sleep.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason boomers are able to take zoomer women is because zoomer men lack the masculinity that zoomer women want, anyone that was born 2000s and up embodies the feminine due to the number 2 being the dominant energy for the era, unlike in the 1900s and below which consisted of the masculine 1, its also why there was more masculine looking people before. Zoomers and alpha embody the feminine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2 IS NOT FEMININE YOU gay!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2 represents the moon, the divine feminine, the menstrual cycle is connected to the moon phases, the sun being what gives life to the earth which is the seed for growth is the masculine

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
    oriadfisan

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What really gets me mostly is the comments.

    How are they so upbeat and positive?
    I'm not talking about the age gap or any of that shit, I couldn't care less.

    I'm just having a difficult time fathoming seeing people having fun and not feeling bitter resentment over your own life and how that is unachievable. Is it because the comment posters also had that type of enjoyment and they can relate and they're happy for it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure it's all horny dads and old men

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She kinda looks like a budget version of that latina girl posted here holding the monkey, do you know what I'm talking about? She qt pie tbh.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any girl who goes for significantly older guys has legitimate daddy issues. Look how miserable that old fart is. He's not her bf, he's her stepfather who gets to frick her sometimes. No normal well-meaning girl does shit like this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he's her stepfather who gets to frick her sometimes.

      uh... kinda hot?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      define daddy issues? My relationship with my father is fine. The only thing I have kept from him (and my mom) is I prefer older men his age.
      Always have.

      Oh and its awesome staying on a boat. I was with this dentist guy for 9 months who had a condo in Clearwater but he also had a sailboat, like a bigger one, and we would take off for a week and it was glorious. I get how and why people do it.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god, originally

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her eyes are divorcing each other or something? Wizcels keep me posted

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine that key around her neck is for his chastity cage hehe

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this fricking boomer literally skull mogs, beard mogs, skin mogs, jaw mogs, and financially mogs me
    >also gets to frick cute latinas
    frick my ugly Black person life

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >check their patreon
    >two FRIENDS learning everything about sailing
    kek he's just a friendzoned boomer she mooches off of
    he probably thinks they have a chance or that they're a real relationship too kek
    KWAB

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lmao dude they obviously frick, plus the wrist scars indicate clear daddy issues girl

      Its just framed as friends to be heckin wholesome to the moron masses

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She is honestly probably one of the cutest things I've seen all week. Boomer has ruined me.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of fricking accent is that? it's like half australian half something else

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chastity key around her neck
    >boomers are taking zoomer girls
    I think you've got that backwards

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing how women behave depresses me. She's so immature and childlike. I mean it's cute, I'd frick her, but she's never going to eventually mature enough to where you can have an intellectual conversation with her. Nor are most women out there. It's depressing to think whoever you end up with you're likely going to just be treating like a teenager and will never have some serious heart to heart about a remotely deep topic

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Have the easiest time in history accumulating wealth
    >Use said wealth to steal the hottest girls from the younger generations, who can't compete because you ruined the economy

    Can't even hate anymore, that's so laughably evil

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is cool. I'll watch more of their vids later. I'm 43 and my gf just turned 20. I couldn't imagine dating someone my age.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How did you do it man?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Entirely my plan in life, honestly.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looks chinky like a chink

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I saw someone in the comments say she's thai or something somehow
      would explain how he bagged her (Asian women are stupid easy if you're white)

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boats have always been a status item
    Even the ugliest, fattest bastard with a yacht gets b***hes onboard

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread is packed full of sour grapes malding
    Zoomers stay losing

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