Breaking news: women allege that tampons are getting smaller despite being the same price

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or maybe...
    your vegana's blown out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even how the vegana works, they get stronger and tighter the more they're used like exercising a muscle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet your's doesn't get much of a workout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats not how elasticity works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The vegana isn't a rubber band. If anything, after it is stretched too far, that causes scarring. And the scar tissue will narrow the veganal canal.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Rapebrah

            That made me hard. I want some tough slippery scar tissue rehydrated beef jerky pussy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, any tissue that's stretched too much will eventually have a harder and harder time shrinking back, it happens everywhere from stretch marks in the skin to the size of the stomach and those stretched earlobes hipster homosexuals wear

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro you're literally never going to stretch out a vegana they're built for BBC

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. has never had sex with a virgin woman

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What does this even mean? You frick a virgin once and by second round they're worn out on account of your huge penis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for clearing that up, Dr Goldman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. veganas are getting bigger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        natural adaptation to BBC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hoeflation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beat me to it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      Yeah women have been getting crazy with hypergamy lately, their pussies are adjusting to bigger dicks.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Double Penetration Security

    What a bunch of noobs!
    Incontinence products were mostly shrunk more than ten years ago.
    Leak proof plastic backs replaced with "breathable" leaky nonwoven polypropylene, ie soda bottles that have been recycled.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non israelited women abandoned toxic shock syndrome gmo cotton tampons long ago for the eternally superior menstrual cup and washable handmade pads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >menstrual cup
      That is disgusting. There has to be a better way. Why not send women into the forest to hangout with bears for a week?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The better way is being an actual wienersucking gay but it sounds like you already came to that conclusion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >menstrual cup and washable handmade pads
      Lesbian detected

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are bleeding more because of the vax.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tampons are getting smaller
    Maybe they're just being giant c**ts

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based if they dont get tampons they cant leave the home because of the bleeding
    we got them

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With more states passing abortion regs women have become more abstinent thus tighter pussies.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you would reduce the numbers in a pack not reduce the size
    for maximum shrinkflation

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they dont mean the physical size of the tampons they mean the number of tampons in a box

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B-but...the man on TV said inflation wasn't real and our economy is strong, but my tampon keeps plopping out of my vegana! My husband hasn't noticed a difference in my vegana and neither has my boyfriend so the only conclusion is they must be shrinking their tampons. I demand a tampon that can pass the plop test.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally never needed a tampon, why don't women just do what i do? morons

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women getting bigger

    mystery solved

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