>Dad I have a boyfriend

>Dad… I have a boyfriend
What is your response?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >i have a boyfriend too, son

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats sweetheart, I’m glad to know my daughter is all grown up

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't need to know about everything in your life. But I'm happy for you. Don't get AIDS.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. Go to the basement.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    low quality clickbait thread

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shotgun to head

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is he white?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >son... your boyfriend and I also have a confession to make

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he better be white

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is he white?

      Hive mind bless
      LMAO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is he white?

      is he white?

      >race
      >mattering in a relationship that can't breed

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is he white?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you suck his dick?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Strip him and bring him to me.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay homosexual. You are still going out into the driveway and wash my car. The lawn needs to be mowed too. Your queer boyfriend can come over and do that.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had a gay phase too.
    You better have some children of your own, or I wasted my time creating and raising you. Don't be an ungrateful prick.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I could forgive a son for being gay if he promises me a grandchild from his loins or if he's not an only child.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the gays in this thread? I thought this was a based NatSoc Hitler board 1488 white power...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is, Black person. That comes about from weimar shit, remember?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought this was a based NatSoc Hitler board 1488 white power...

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    drop kick him in his chest

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i cant get with anyone here or thats taking advantage of the cloud strife tech boom. groupies are hoes

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You are not my son anymore, get the frick out of my life you sick fricking homosexual, you are DEAD TO ME!!!
    Oh and you still owe me the rest of the rent on our lease agreement for next three months so pay up and get the frick out or ill sue you for it in court plus my legal fees!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd just arrange an accident for you boomer frick. Nobody will miss you you'll die alone and absolutely rightfully despised. I hope you live long enough to see your precious judeo christian world destroyed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your Hindu country homosexual Canuck. Everyone hates Canada even Canadians. Your humor sucks, your trolling sucks everything about Canadian culture and personality is so lackluster and fricking pathetic the entire world hates you. And NOBODY hates Canada more than Canadians.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      I'd just arrange an accident for you boomer frick. Nobody will miss you you'll die alone and absolutely rightfully despised. I hope you live long enough to see your precious judeo christian world destroyed

      Die in a fire, homosexual. You deserve to have your fingers chopped off and your eyes gouged out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"Into the home you go, Dad! By the way, it was the cheapest one I could find! Also, I now have power of attorney over your estate. Get fricked."

      That's what waiting for you at the end of the rainbow, frickface!

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 and walk off

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care. Eat your tuna casserole. Shit's getting cold.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you top or bottom?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you care? Your son is gay either way.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing more masculine than dominating another man and, conversely, there's nothing more pathetic than being dominated by another man. I would high five him if he's a top and kick him out if he's a bottom.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Actually Dad… I’m both

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >both

            oh honey no. They always try to say this because they are ashamed of being a bottom.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >There's nothing more masculine than dominating another man

          True, but he would be dominating a homosexual, not a man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      blond men are always bottoms

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All that matters is reproduction. You failed. Get the frick out of my house I don't have a son.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sorry I missed you being sexually assaulted as a boy. Who was it?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick his boyfriend up the ass so hard that the boyfriend dumps my son for me making my homosexual son hate homosexuals and turn straight from the pain of losing his homosexual boyfriend to his dad.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What is your response?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'M IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE
    >I was in fear for my life officer

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who sexually abused you? Tell me so I can kill the bastard and put you into therapy.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    <Be me
    <Beat the frick out homosexual son. Beat him to near hospital condition.
    <Tell him he is disowned.
    <Sell property of any value.
    <Take him off any legal powers of atty.
    <Clear all accounts.
    <Never speak or acknowledge his existence again.
    <Move to Thailand.
    <Meet beautiful woman.
    <Discover it's a lady boy.
    <Bust lady boy skull out with lamp.
    <Leave hotel by cab.
    <Move into jungle.
    <Become hermit fisherman.
    <Write memoirs as though I was Hitlers ghost butler.
    <Be discovered in my cave with belt made of jungle vines tied around my neck some decades later.
    <Movies made of my existence.
    <Old gay son in interview tell the media he lied because it was April First.
    <I'm in hell.
    <My face when.
    <FML
    <4Chins got me good.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I know. Who's mouth do you think I'm nutting in under the table?

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