Dating a femcel

Do they exist? Is it possible? Where do I find them?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you like legtimately androgynous trannies i'm right here

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femcels think they're too good for any man that would stoop to dating them.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno man, I'd like to know too. Where's my socially reclusive, internet-addicted gf? We're basically made for one another

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found one at 29 years old as a sexless kissless virgin. I promise you if you desire to love and be loved, God will provide. This girl literally just fell into my life while I was playing video games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happy for you, man. Keeping my fingers crossed she'll fall out of the sky one of these days.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She will. Know that she was literally the first girl i've talked to since 9th grade who was not my cousin or something. I mean even like casual talking not getting her number. I never even talked to a cashier mom does all the shopping.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God
        frick off, you just got lucky and got a turn with her, god isnt real, keep coping though

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asherah - my eyes, my breath -- who binds my heart in chains of gold, is my personal Goddess and her domain is love. There is no love except though her. I did not "get a turn with her" she was a virgin also, and she is a literal Idol.

          You must yearn passionately and purely. If your intentions are not pure this gift will not be given to you. I promise you, you will find love and your cup will overflow, exceeding your wildest dreams if you just abstain from perverting love.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda met one once too by complete accident online. I think she was into me too but I never had the guts to actually walk up to her DMs and message her to hang out. Never talked to her since. Her personality was a complete match to mine and we also grew up in weirdly similar circumstances. Ive been looking for someone like her ever since.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only place I could find one was on Twitch of all places. Only other place I can think of are obscure internet forums. They dont really socialize but when they do theyre pretty much instantly taken somehow.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did you meet over Twitch?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She might be streaming or just commenting in a small channel and you can whisper her. If she seems like she might be a girl take the risk, then get pics to confirm its not a troony.

          Lots of girls on LOL

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was honestly the last place id expected to meet someone like that. basically i was streaming a game and she popped in and we started talking. she really liked that game and told me all sorts of shit about it. she was obsessed with that game to the point of autism (which she definitely had) and would argue with anyone who said it sucked. she was also clearly terminally online too and used a lot of typical zoomer slang in the ironic way NSFFWners use. each time id stream that game shed always show up to watch me and would stay the entire time. she also streamed too but was way more popular than i was yet would always read out my messages. potentially unrelated but everytime id stream id always post a link before on a forum and thered always be a reply from someone there calling me cute after kek. to this day i still wonder if that was her. i never had the courage to PM her and i felt it wouldnt be appropriate given she was a big streamer so it never really went anywhere. one of my regrets i guess but ive been curious about women like that ever since

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand how you could let an opportunity like that slip by. I'd be eternally mad at myself.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you think im on this board kek? we live and learn

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            OK normalgays. And when will you learn to off yourself on stream?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They exist in east asia and muslim countries. They likely have autism or were molested as a kid and are weird about it.

    I have never met any femcel over the age of 25 who was not also morbidly obese.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want cute autistic femcel gf who smokes marijuana and likes to eat taco bell while watching anime and i buy it for her

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    femcels are just femvolcels, and since theyre volcel they probably wont date you

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i found one, wanted to date her so bad; am still in love with her but my friend got into a relationship with her and now she in prison because she stabbed someone in the street after getting a stimulant psychosis.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now she in prison because she stabbed someone in the street after getting a stimulant psychosis.
      I'd hold it down for her tbh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wdym hold it down?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stay loyal until she got out of prison

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah im riding the long long on this one i dont even care if i lose my friend or the fact that even one year after the psychosis shes still hearing voices. i want HER and no one else. i look qt her picture almost everyday. unfortunately she is still very in love with my friend but she calls me sometimes from jail and my friend is gonna be unable to keep up with her after some time. i will prevail!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean hold it down for her

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you do, they will always treat you like you're some worthless paypiggy chud they're settling for; unless for some reason you're a tall and attractive robot (tism?) then they'll be less shitty.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just so you know, to women being a "femcel" means they want to date a guy that treats them nice but their standards for men + their mental illnesses and trauma means they always go for a man who abuses them and makes their trauma even worse. so the "cel" part is more like they can't find romance

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am looking for one with big breasts.
    I don't care about mental issues, we can indulge in each other's delusions and love one another.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still looking.
      Anyone there?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know that it means they actually want Chad to commit after fricking them and not lack of sexual life, right?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would redirect you to the biofem thread, but of the ones who are actual girls (maybe around 5 of them), they don't want us.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't really exist, except if you consider unironic unmedicated schizos to be femcels.
    Otherwise the only 'femcels' you'll ever see have a billion friends, probably had several e-boyfriends and a couple irl boyfriends, and are le so ronery because they're 18 and not married to chad yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >except if you consider unironic unmedicated schizos to be femcels.
      I do. I can't fix her but I can impregnate her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, that's really fricked up dude.
        Anyway, there are a lot of those around /NSFFW/. If you explain that you are fine with a schizo, you will surely get a few dickswords.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're probably sitting at home just like you.
    All you gotta do is to become a food delivery person and scope them out among your customers.
    Finally just make some sort of approach:
    >Deliver a love letter with their order
    >Talk to her for a minute as you hand it over.
    >Compliment her on her tastes or place.
    If she plays hard to get, just put your foot in the door and refuse to leave until she gives you a chance.

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