Do robots want two girlfriends?

Do robots want two girlfriends?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to travel the world.
    wbu?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want two girlfriends

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, i want to devote myself to pleasing one girl that will be the love of my life. just one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why just one?
      At least one of your ancestors probably had two.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Maybe one girlfriend and one boyfriend though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's basically the same thing I guess.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I want cash.
    And a whole ass house for myself.
    And a Tibetan Mastiff.
    And a Rolls Royce.
    And cable.

    I hope you see where I'm going with all this.
    If I need a b***h to entertain me, I would rather watch porn.
    If I need something cooked and cleaned, I do it myself.
    If I need to sink money into something that could always go away and tell me to go frick myself, AFK Arena the mobile game is a few thumb clicks away.
    Or Realm of the Mad God, but who plays that shit? Besides me of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If I need a b***h to entertain me, I would rather watch porn.
      real women are better.
      two women, doubly so.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I want 4 girlfriends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      three seems like it would be the max for actual meaningful relationships, higher would just be a harem.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you'll have to fight about it or I'll choose neither

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if they fought and it was a draw?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 at the very, very least to ever feel self-actualized and fulfilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the sauce of that pic ?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not. Even with all these benefits.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want one, but she has to say goodmorning and goodnight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a lot of work for one woman alone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really too much?
        Damn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, that's why you need two.
          one can say good morning, the other goodnight.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd be surprised if i ever even pull one, let alone two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you can get one, you can get two.
      autism is a superpower.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be virtually impossible to achieve but I want two bisexual gfs that will eat my cum out of each other's pussies and get pregnant together

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just one. One that's beautiful to look at and is happy with me 24/7. Basically I just want a pet wife.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't necessarily want, but have two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but have two
      how?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Syrian refugee sisters, met via a refugee support NGO to put them up. Ended up together, one at my initiative and the other at hers. Was going to marry the first but now it's more complicated.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do they lez out?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uh no, they don't

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, and they better be bisexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes, and they better be bisexual
      all women are.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    polygamy literally never works for more than like a week. One pairing WILL become stronger than the other and the extra person becomes a third wheel that's either directly forced out or drops out of their own volition due to not being wanted. It's stupid to think you could love multiple people the most in the world. It's a directly contradictory statement.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, but I don't think I'm good enough for two.. or even one

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