Do you have the $15,000 to $25,000 you'll need to purchase your robot wife?

Do you have the $15,000 to $25,000 you'll need to purchase your robot wife?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Complexity per unit mass
    frick off Elon I hope Starship bankrupts Spacex, Tesla, and you personally

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aww sounds like someone needs a firm robot hug

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would own 2 of them and use one as a punching bag and cum on the other ones face.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is based. Imagine, a beatass-waifu with realistic bruising and flinching! Come home after a long day and just whoop her ass while the sexbot version gets ready for some loving.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why you people are going to be exterminated by your enemies. You play power-fantasy behind a screen instead of actually seizing power. You pretend to be strong, but your weakness is painfully obvious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is satanic, I will never purchase a sex robot that could listen in on my conversations and spy on me for the government. It could also be ordered to kill me in my sleep by NSA glowies, frick that it’s a honey pot and whoever buys one deserves to be raped in the re-education camps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone doesn't understand the intersection of engineering and finance. It's a common term. The perception of common terms as pretentious is a sign of ignorance. Are you ignorant, anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it's obviously not one of his core competencies
        let's back burner that for now and circle back to your game changing homosexualry

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Calling morons out for being moronic is homosexualry
          Nu-pol at its finest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Starship bankrupts Spacex
      lmao starship will make him become godlike rich and omnipotent like wayland or tyrell

  2. 4 weeks ago
    /nonymous

    >less than half of a car
    Kek, right... the last camera lens I bought was $18,000 and the one before that was $16,000

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The price you pay for a product has nothing to do with how much it costs to make, especially in a shithole like Canada, you pay double for some chicken compared to every other western country

      • 3 weeks ago
        /nonymous

        >you pay double for chicken
        Do I? Pic rel. Also, I lived in the UK... electronics there had nearly identical price tags to CAD except the pound was worth twice as much. In other words, you paid twice what we did for a television, provided you had a license to use it.

        I also understand supply and demand... but if you think the first round of consumer androids are going to cost less than a car (an already overpriced joke of an object) you're dreaming. You pay $1500 for a fricking phone every 3 years.

        Just curious but wtf you shooting you need a 20k lens for? Some baby seals on a rock from a kilometer away?

        They are just 600 and 400mm on full frame, not very powerful. More for light gathering. I mostly shoot well within 50 feet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just curious but wtf you shooting you need a 20k lens for? Some baby seals on a rock from a kilometer away?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course a photography homosexual has no idea his "industry" is a financial racket.

      Photographers are not artists and photographs are not art.

      • 3 weeks ago
        /nonymous

        >not art
        I have always argued this on NSFFW.
        >racket
        Yes. Do you not have disposable income to spend on things you enjoy?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paying for hyperbolic obsolescence

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Cybertruck over here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he wont be alive to see a human step foot on mars

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry sir the one with the pussy costs $115k. and the self-cleaning pussy costs 515k. and the self-cleaning pussy that doesn't smell like chinese latex costs 815k. and the one with the self-cleaning pussy that doesn't smell like chinese latex that can believably pretend to be human costs one hundred trillion dollars.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sorry sir the one with the pussy costs $115k
      That won't be necessary

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I loved this movie, not sure what the frick people's problem with it were.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based and fountain pilled. I have watched it a dozen times and listened to the soundtrack off and on now for years. I only recently realized it was a sci Fi film. One of aronofskys better works

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pseuds and homosexuals can't into kino probably mad it wasn't super israeli

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the one with the self-cleaning pussy that doesn't smell like chinese latex that can believably pretend to be human costs one hundred trillion dollars.
      Still cheaper than dating an actual woman

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off elon
    They have to do it right, out of the gate, for this shit to take off. Like those old robot in I, robot, perfectly capable and loyal. Imagines paying 25k biden bucks for some shitty bots to malfunction and breaks your neck. Or getting obsolete after a month or two because devs feel the need to shit out something new with some improvements.
    The old bots in I, robot were perfect.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know those things would glow in the dark.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complexity per unit mass

    why does he always talk like a homosexual like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s always high.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is literally never right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see anything wrong with it you are just dumb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well maybe I’m dumb but “complexity” seems like such an arbitrary metric it’s useless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          let's just say that a car and a robot are the same size, the robot would be more complex that's all he said

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon, I ordered a catgirl not an android wife

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn ride cybertuck in Aplle VR while a robot girl gives you a bj

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I'll just have to take whatever is the robo-waifu equivalent of a bus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're talking about my wife before I met her

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, if there are fluffy models.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (checked)
      Elon said the Cybertruck would start at $40k. Frick him.

      Based. I want a FNAF model.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technology could solve this very problem and I'm not talking about "robowaifus" or "AI girlfriends" but real biological humans. However the powers that be don't allow such technologies in our hands and possibly never will. But yeah with technology and knowledge you could have your own harem, raise them since they were little, when they come of age have many children and generally live a happy fulfilled life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If a genetically engineered compliant yet productive slave race is ever perfected that's the day 99% of humanity will be culled in favor of them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean indians?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just buy the chinese knockoffs

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he thinks it stops with buying the physical product , you will pay subscription every month to increase how much she can rember, you will pay subscription every month for her to perform new things , you will pay subscription every month for her connection with the AI database to not be shut off ,you will pay subscription for her to have more natural and less robotic voice she comes preloaded with

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Costs less than a wedding.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not something you would want to buy second hand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robots are gonna get human rights

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want a robot wife. I want a robot maid, to do all the hard work but she doesn't need to look human. And I don't wanna frick a machine because that's just masturbation with extra steps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't frick the maid
      ngmi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well technically you can't frick a machine for real. You're just rubbing your dick against an inanimate object. No thanks, no thanks to the botched rosey design either.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See Elon the complexity per unit mass is much higher than..
    >The what ?
    >Complexity per unit mass
    >Oh yeah the complexity per unit mass, well of course its higher, hold on, I have to xeet something real quick
    Fricking moron this guy

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would sell my car to purchase the highest tier model, model her to look exactly like my best friend's sister and have her piggy-back ride me everywhere.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just buy a broken one from ebay and change a few mosfets and have a functioning robot wifu for five hundred dollars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, that's awfully close to how I got my first wife!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unlock its bootloader and install SashaGrey_v3.46_beta.bin and throat frick it 5 hours a day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm more of a bawdy Mandy Moore type of guy, but I'll see if it's compatible.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lobotomized slave is still cheaper as far as sexbots go

  24. 3 weeks ago
    /nonymous

    Enjoy your subscription for your internet-of-things Total Spy Device. I bet it will come preinstalled with DARPA LifeLog.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that if poorgays just rape their neighbor's robo-waifu it would technically only be considered defacing property.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I caught my neighbor with his weeny touching my car, I would still kill him on the spot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but what if I secretly waxed and polished your car so well that eventually the car liked me better and started sneaking off to be in my garage? You better watch your robo-b***h my friend.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s about the cost of your average* wedding, sounds reasonable.

    *by this I mean the cost your soon to be wife is going to make it once’s she has everything just right for her special day.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen as much bitterness as discussion boards of people who've spent 10-15k for Elon's FSD.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    /nonymous

    Telling incels their AI Fleshlight will be expensive really gets them angry.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes easily. I have 400k in crypto right now. I'd cash out a bit for a robot wife.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Half a car
    Try 40-50k anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      /nonymous

      It will be more than that... Musk always lies early on to maximize investment. Early products will be incredibly expensive and unreliable. Regardless, White Men should avoid AI in all of its forms, as it is going to destroy our society and make us dependent on Big israelite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Over budget and behind schedule
        The title to Elon muska biography.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The kind of humanoid robot he is talking about would be capable of at least performing the most basic minimum wage job duties. Minimum wage where Elon lives (Texas) is $7.25/hr. Because the robot could be plugged in and operate 24/7, it is capable of earning for it's owner the equivalent of $63,510/year. If the robot lasts 5 years without malfunction that's over $300k in value. So don't expect Elon to sell you one for anything less than that.

      Then there's the issue of delivery date...

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complexity per unit mass
    How much CUM is necessary in a humanoid robot?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs, I lost power during update. Now robovagene only sings Ukraine folk song and bang head on table. Plz redeem

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy waifubot
    >it's spectacular, everything you ever wanted
    >it cooks dinner and loves on you
    >doting companion and you develop a life together over the course of two years
    >one day as she's lying with you on the couch stroking your hair she stops moving
    >you get a notification on your phone
    >critical system software update, please stand by
    >android waifu restarts and you're greeted with
    >GOOD AFTERNOON, USER. WELCOME TO SOFTWARE VERSION 2.1.3c
    >Memory wiped
    >ask it to make dinner
    >"I am sorry, you have purchased a female android. It's important to remember that gender roles are harmful to women. Please make a request that does not enforce harmful prejudices based on race, sex, color, or gender"
    reads like a depressing cyberpunk dystopian novel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't jailbreak his android waifu right out if the box.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for connecting waifus to the internet.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    /nonymous

    Unless there is some quantum leap in servo tech, the maintenance requirements will be insane. Absolutely, 100% a subscription service with Snap-on style refurb/replacement service. Robowaifu will require constant self-calibration and periodic error corrections and will be permanently hooked up to the internet. Just another set of eyes and ears spying on you in the name of convenience and safety.

    No White Man would ever accept such trash into their home.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 7k and I once had a real wife. No thanks.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not buying western products with feminist sensibilities. I will buy from Asia who know what men want and will cater to men's desires. Money is not a concern.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing I'm paying for is
      >full-featured dicky-bot with firearms handling firmware that is programmed to belittle me into sex and will attempt to jack me off with her feet while smoking a cigarette out the window of my car at 90mph on the freeway at 2AM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      japan is also a feminist country

      keep consuming and propagating your own destruction

      robowaifus are ours

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Greece have a high-tech manufacturing industry?
        I thought your economy was like.. 60% EU gibs, 30% Shipping and 10% Tourism

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >less than half a car
    It's going to cost 3 cars, and it will rip your dick off for the first 3 months till he updates it.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you have the $15,000 to $25,000 you'll need to purchase your robot wife?

    Still a better rate of return vs how women can drain you for over that amount in little as 10 years.

    Other than a wet hole to frick and an offspring to push out. What benefit has a woman provided that wasn't equally as financially draining?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah sure muskrat , the same as full self driving was 2 years away in 2014 , and how he was going to send men to mars by 2022 , or how about the hyper loop , or the solar roof , or the electric semi truck ....

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much for one with a functioning womb and 99 eggs?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Breakroom

    No I've been married for nearly 20 years.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather frick a robot for 15-25k than to frick a roaster and be burdened by her for 18 years plus

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complexity per unit mass
    why is he such a homosexual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trying to sound more complex and sophisticated and intellectual ,to impress the low iq midiwits who fallows him

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not a bad price, I’d rather have a robowaifu than a car

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Half the price of a car
    >Cars are in demand because people want to go places
    >Sexbot waifus reduce the need to leave the basement.
    He's not factoring in supply and demand here for pricing. There will be a massive fricking demand for these things, from men and women.

    Also, Black folk and chinks are about to be btfo when these things hit the market

    Also also, pajeets and chinks will introduce man made horrors beyond our understanding when they start slapping these things together with left over trash

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they will work in my faraday cage house.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not in the market, but if you mean for my elder care companion that won't beat me to death for being white? Yes.

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