Do you know how to eat pussy or do you at least have an idea? How did you learn?

Do you know how to eat pussy or do you at least have an idea? How did you learn?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looked up tutorials but every girl likes a different technique. Best one I found was posted by a dominatrix lol.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you know how to eat pussy or do you at least have an idea
    i did it to my gf before we even had sex
    >How did you learn
    Just logic, girl's clit is a small pp, treat it the way you'd treat your pp, win big.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here has ever done it so take a guess

      >my gf
      Fake

      my middle school girlfriend was as much a virgin as i was so we learned how to do all that stuff together

      >my middle school girlfriend was as much a virgin as i was
      Fake. You're still a virgin

      Nope. Girlfriend says the idea of me going down on her is unhygienic and disgusting. Refuses to suck dick. Shell jerk me off and instructed me how she wants me to play with her clit, but has a stigma about having my face down there. Ex-wife loved being ate out and was decent at sucking dick. Got divorced cause she was bipolar and got increasingly violent, refused to take her meds

      >Nope. Girlfriend says
      Nothing, she doesn't exist

      I'm in my late 30s and every girl or woman I dated gave me blowjobs but none of them ever asked me to do oral on them. I have never experienced being the provider of oral sex.

      >and every girl or woman I dated
      All zero of them

      Yes.
      By eating pussy.

      Pay attention to feedback.
      You can read tips and tricks and guides and whatever if you have absolutely no idea what to do or where to start, but it DOES NOT MATTER if some comment that got a thousand updoots on the pedophile forum said to do XYZ or don't do ABC if the feedback from the pussy you are eating indicates something different from what someone else said on the internet about some other pussy that isn't the one you're eating.

      >Yes.
      >By eating pussy
      In your dreams

      >Do you know how to eat pussy or do you at least have an idea?
      I do; I like to think I'm quite good at it
      >How did you learn?
      when I was a very young man, about 13 or 14, an attractive older girl taught me how to do it
      she was very outgoing and popular, whereas I was the opposite, and all of that just seemed to come very naturally to her; she basically gave me a crash course in being a human being
      as a sperg, I really have a lot to thank her for; she was very analytical, and open to frank discussion about sexual technique, and the psychosexual dynamics between men and women
      I think she mainly liked the feeling of power she had over me, given I was younger than she was; "cute", and much more naive
      what a fricked-up person she was

      anyway I now love giving head more than anything, but to what extent this is a result of deliberate operant conditioning on her part I don't know; I know she was had an interest in the concept (she taught me that too), and there was definitely a lot of praise involved

      This is just a pathetic fantasy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        2mnr8s
        I miss her so much, bros.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          she probably misses you too, I know I really miss him

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ayy bbygurl, you need yo pussy ate?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This is just a pathetic fantasy
          I don't know what to say; that's what happened to me, anon
          it's quite funny, I guess, that it reads like a porn fantasy to you
          some of the stuff that went on was a bit messed up actually, but it's interesting to think that some people might get off on the idea

          >my gf
          >Fake
          Kek how's that hard to believe? Sorry this isn't your Incel board anymore

          Reactions like this are how I know I hit the bullseye. Nothing makes you role players angrier than being called out.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >quotes post obviously making fun of him
            >"u mad"
            kekels my shekels, Ari, you're going to be sent to Gaza at this rate

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nothing makes you role players angrier than being called out.
            I mean how would you feel like if you said something from your personal experience, and someone just bursted out saying "nuh uh, not real" lol.

            In any case she tasted neutral with a very very slight pee taste, almost imperceptible, her clit is very small but i sucked and licked on it as if i sucked a ripe soft juicy fruit, without a bite, increasing the tempo the closer she got to pleasure.
            She gets really wet and i like it a lot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not angry at you at all, anon
            like I said, it's an interesting perspective to me that an episode my life reads like some perverted sexual fantasy to you
            the reality of it wasn't like an erotic story at all; there were drugs and mentally ill people involved, a friend died, and, at the risk of sounding melodramatic, I don't really think I ever resolved or dealt with some of those experiences, at least not in a healthy way; I struggle to leave my house, and I don't trust people
            can I ask: is what I originally described something you personally find arousing?
            only I don't regard the way I wrote it as racy at all, so I'm not exactly sure what about it screamed 'sexual fantasy' to you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is just a pathetic fantasy
        I don't know what to say; that's what happened to me, anon
        it's quite funny, I guess, that it reads like a porn fantasy to you
        some of the stuff that went on was a bit messed up actually, but it's interesting to think that some people might get off on the idea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my gf
        >Fake
        Kek how's that hard to believe? Sorry this isn't your Incel board anymore

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my middle school girlfriend was as much a virgin as i was so we learned how to do all that stuff together

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Girlfriend says the idea of me going down on her is unhygienic and disgusting. Refuses to suck dick. Shell jerk me off and instructed me how she wants me to play with her clit, but has a stigma about having my face down there. Ex-wife loved being ate out and was decent at sucking dick. Got divorced cause she was bipolar and got increasingly violent, refused to take her meds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow oral-hating-gf anon. I really hate it because I actually love eating pussy.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls actually like looking at guys doing this? I feel like a guy eating pussy looks ugly doing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in my late 30s and every girl or woman I dated gave me blowjobs but none of them ever asked me to do oral on them. I have never experienced being the provider of oral sex.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are few things hotter to me than a guy burying his face in pussy. View is even better in POV

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just suck on the clit maybe kiss it a bit

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea, never had the oppotunity to test it
    I assume every woman likes it differently, find the clit and be gentle with it unless / until instructed otherwise, some like the tip of the tongue whereas some like the wider part of it, don't focus on only one area, use your fingers and curl them upwards if you have to
    Once you find the correct rhythm, don't change it, unless instructed otherwise, just keep going steadily
    Dunno much else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you pay attention while surveying a lot of porn, people usually settle into the same rhythms.
      Usually girls rub their clit while jerking off to orgasm at doubletime compared the rate at which people frick.
      It's actually much faster than you might expect and hard to maintain with your tongue. It's exercise.
      I've found it usually pretty effective to make your tongue wide and soft and press it between her clit and your chin and maintain the beat by shaking your head rather than trying to lick.
      Mainly because there is nothing more frustrating than knowing you've found the rhythm and are working her up to the edge and then suddenly have to change to doing something else with your tongue or fingers because you can't keep licking at that pace.
      Though it can be fun to edge her intentionally until she's begging you to frick her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's actually much faster than you might expect and hard to maintain with your tongue. It's exercise.

        I wrap my arms under her legs and then come over her thigh/waist. Essentially my hands end up in her crotch. I use my left hand to open up and pull back the hood some and then get a good rub going on the clit while I'm buried face first in it all.

        That or spread the lips with my left, tounge right on the clit (we are well past the foreplay stage), and right hand curling the g-spot. That usually sends her over the edge pretty quick.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    By eating pussy.

    Pay attention to feedback.
    You can read tips and tricks and guides and whatever if you have absolutely no idea what to do or where to start, but it DOES NOT MATTER if some comment that got a thousand updoots on the pedophile forum said to do XYZ or don't do ABC if the feedback from the pussy you are eating indicates something different from what someone else said on the internet about some other pussy that isn't the one you're eating.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you know how to eat pussy or do you at least have an idea?
    I do; I like to think I'm quite good at it
    >How did you learn?
    when I was a very young man, about 13 or 14, an attractive older girl taught me how to do it
    she was very outgoing and popular, whereas I was the opposite, and all of that just seemed to come very naturally to her; she basically gave me a crash course in being a human being
    as a sperg, I really have a lot to thank her for; she was very analytical, and open to frank discussion about sexual technique, and the psychosexual dynamics between men and women
    I think she mainly liked the feeling of power she had over me, given I was younger than she was; "cute", and much more naive
    what a fricked-up person she was

    anyway I now love giving head more than anything, but to what extent this is a result of deliberate operant conditioning on her part I don't know; I know she was had an interest in the concept (she taught me that too), and there was definitely a lot of praise involved

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a nina hartley how to that's a good place to start.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating pussy is great for about 15 seconds then the novilty wares off and it becomes boring.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mrra0k
      Skill issue.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would i care if she cums or not?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because girls love/hate it when you have that power over them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is why straight women have the least orgasms out of all sexualities

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not my fault, any decent stimulation should be enough. Its not and thats the fault of women.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this is why straight women have the least orgasms out of all sexualities
            Because they're bad at sex and blame someone else rather than trying to git gud.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they also have the most sex. need i remind you of lesbian bed death?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's a statistical myth from a study that only counted penetration as sex. aging is a bigger factor in bed death for couples.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I eat my girl's pussy about 200+ times a year, she absolutely loves it, I'd say I've ate her pussy over a 1,000 times at this point I have it down to a T sometimes I make her cum and then just let her roll over and fall asleep then I go jerk off

          pair bonding, she will love whoever makes her cum the hardest

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this board obsessed with WMBF?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm op. I'm not white or black. I just thought it looked hot with the contrast.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, and the thought makes me nauseous

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only slept with 2 girls but both said I was excellent at it

  15. 2 months ago
    Add: the_nicest_person

    Somewhat but I have barely done it, also it can differ in what they prefer between girls.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite intuitive, no need to think about it. Some girls love it, others don't.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea. I need a black gf to practice on and to teach me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is you're any other trace other than black, black women natural odor will smell bad to you, which is why they use so many perfumes.
      You're likely fetishising them through a display rather than interacting with black women, if you did you'd know it's not a pleasant experience

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black women look very erotic to me. I think they are sexy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet look at them only through a screen.
          Also you're posting Ethiopian phenotypes, which are the closest to being white looking with dark skin

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want a white chocolate girl tbh. Maybe I should go to Ethiopia

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, you're not into black girls, you're into dark whites.
            The Black out there in the americas is nothing akin the girls you're posting save for rare cases or mixed children

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does eating pussy give you throat cancer?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah a little bit but no more than a salami sandwich

      pussy is also zero calories and lower sodium

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can it give you a "little bit" of throat cancer?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how can it give you a "little bit" of throat cancer?
          As a treat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AFAIK, the risk is only if she's infected with HPV
      here's some relevant statistics, although some seem to contradict one another:
      >More than 90 percent of sexually active men and 80 percent of sexually active women will be infected with HPV in their lifetime.
      but also
      >Black women were more likely to be positive for HPV (59.7%) compared to Whites (54.9%)
      and
      >HPV positivity decreased from 70.2% among women <25 years old to 42.0% among women age 30-65.
      and
      >The highest prevalence of cervical HPV among women is in sub-Saharan Africa (24%), followed by Latin America and the Caribbean (16%), eastern Europe (14%), and South-East Asia (14%)
      and
      >About 3.2% of women in the British population are estimated to harbour cervical HPV-16/18 infection at a given time

      so the chance of any given woman having it is between ~3.2% and 80%, and age and race are risk factors

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know that I'm so lucky to not have hpv, now I think I won't go and have sex with my ex cos he has probably fricked a girl with hpv by now ;_;

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you put your mouth on a coke can that had multiple penises swiped across it and multiple semen splashed all over?

    Eating pussy is gay af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you put your mouth on a coke can that had multiple penises swiped across it and multiple semen splashed all over?
      depends whose penises

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What manner of unhygienic freaks have you been hooking up with?

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