don't lie anon, the tard gf would be kind of cute...

don't lie anon, the tard gf would be kind of cute...

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that really is moronic

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got SAed in the mental hospital while restrained and on so many antipsychotics i couldnt scream it made me sad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      junkie gf is 100000000x better, youre an NPC if you dont agree

      thats terrible. we should begin murdering mental hospital doctors today

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thats terrible. we should begin murdering mental hospital doctors today
        it wasnt a doctor it was another patient who pulled my pants down and touched me.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would feel lonely after enough time. at that point shes just an expensive sex doll you have to feed

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or they become depressed and kill themselves, leading to your own suicide.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only time men have ever suggested a lobotomy to me, which has been many times, was when I said all I wanted in life was sex, the looking pretty part is a given for the sex to occur

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's plenty of justification for lobotomizing babies at birth, I just don't feel like educating anyone about it. My justifications basically boil down to beliefs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only time men have ever suggested a lobotomy to me, which has been many times, was when I said all I wanted in life was sex, the looking pretty part is a given for the sex to occur

      I don't think I need a lobotomy to just be used for sex. Men only have to stop being disgusted that I consent to the sex

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm disgusted that the medical establishment still allows you to have sex at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lobotomy time~ :3
        you won't even notice it!!! x3c

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck homosexual and nice fantasy

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not go all the way and keep a nice body in the freezer?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actual degen moronic shit

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women being sex dolls without a functioning frontal lobe would actually make everyone happier, including the women. It's the ideal society.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom forced me to marry her friend's autistic daughter. My life now is literally that meme of

    >Man who wanted trad wife
    >Tard wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how autistic is she, high or low functioning? what's the most complex thing she can do? is she cute? does she have bathroom problems?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very. It's weird because there are some things she can do well, like play video games, but other/most things she is dangerously incompetent. She is cute at least but doesn't know how to take care of herself to present it. Thankfully she's housebroken.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can you teach her things? like is she capable of learning at all? does she speak or is she nonverbal? do you have a system of communication if she is nonverbal? what, if anything, does she do for you, is she at least able to do housekeeping? what kind of hobbies does she have? is she timid? do you have sex? what is the sex like?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, not really. She doesn't like sex all that much, unless it's with the dog. She watches a lot of Skibidi tolilet though...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok you're just lying now
            this isn't real. i wanted to hear about the tism girl because i want a tism girl, they seem adorkable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how were you forced to marry someone?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marry or get the boot to the street

        can you teach her things? like is she capable of learning at all? does she speak or is she nonverbal? do you have a system of communication if she is nonverbal? what, if anything, does she do for you, is she at least able to do housekeeping? what kind of hobbies does she have? is she timid? do you have sex? what is the sex like?

        Academically she can learn things but practical stuff she has a hard time with, unless it's something meticulous she can focus on. Like washing a car she'd be unable and frick up, but disassembling and reassembling the engine she could do. So stuff like housekeeping I wouldn't leave to her, generally I feel like her babysitter most of the time.

        She's able to talk with me but otherwise is nonverbal with most people. And even with me, she wants to lean on me nonverbally and I can understand her by this point, but I have to remind/encourage her to talk. She is very timid to strangers but derpy with me. And yes we have sex, always her initiating and she does so a lot. It's alright but can be really fricking annoying because she doesn't stop being autistic during sex; imagine trying to hump a girl and she's carrying on trying to explain to you how jet engines work, the heights of the tallest mountains in South America, or the Treaty of Westfalia. That, or she wants me to get her off while she's doing something like playing games or reading, because it helps her focus and function better. Trying to have "normal" sex with her, though lovely when possible, is like trying to wash a cat in a tub.

        Her hobbies are a range of weird nerdy and appropriately autistic shit. Like video games are a big and relatable one, but at the same time she obsessively focuses on shit like memorizing farmer's almanacs and defunct historical maps, or getting lost down wikipedia articles learning all about the most obscure shit that would never matter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was she a virgin before you two got married? Were you? Do you regret marrying her?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was, I wasn't. Well only one other girl, not like I was experienced. I care about her, but I never wanted this and regret that this will be my life forever now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is very heartwarming in a sort of tragic way, I really hope one day something flips in your brain and you fully love her or something, idk

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she wants to lean on me nonverbally and I can understand her by this point
          >She is very timid to strangers but derpy with me
          >imagine trying to hump a girl and she's carrying on trying to explain to you how jet engines work, the heights of the tallest mountains in South America, or the Treaty of Westfalia
          >she wants me to get her off while she's doing something like playing games or reading, because it helps her focus and function better
          >she obsessively focuses on shit like memorizing farmer's almanacs and defunct historical maps, or getting lost down wikipedia articles learning all about the most obscure shit that would never matter.

          anon im in fricking love. im sure it gets grating over time (so a more mild version of this, or at least better socialized version, would be ideal), but she sounds adorable. I hope she can learn more later, I know she's moronic so she can't, but if you could civilize her a bit more so she's not as fumblingly incompetent she sounds like she would be an A-tier wife. maybe i want the Asperger girl instead of the full autism one.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, she's cute and endearingly naive and innocent, childlike wonder about everything, but as I also said it feels like I'm her babysitter more than her marriage partner. Which is not only aggravating, but also feels weird for the maturity and developmental gap between us.

            This is very heartwarming in a sort of tragic way, I really hope one day something flips in your brain and you fully love her or something, idk

            I mean the biggest issue for me really is that I was forced to be with her. Maybe if I could have chosen or gotten to know her, but she was dumped on me without choice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw no cute tism girl to babysit and then have sex with
            bros... how do i get one?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It feels creepy and wrong

            Have you tried using child conditioning methods on her? Those work really well on almost all women and i think autistic ones might like it even more.
            One example would be showing her how to clean a specific place or how to do laundry and then let her do it and reward her with a golden star if done right
            Don't babysit her, train her. Pavlov did his experiments so we could use it

            I've tried various methods, an for the example you describe, what would happen is she would end up doing the laundry repeatedly in a row until I stopped her, trying to gold star maxx without understanding we don't want or need the same clothes washed repeatedly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just make rules that stop her from gold star maxing
            Are you tellinng you can't outsmart one autistic girl?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's already too complicated for her to conceptualize. If you incentivize her that something is good, then it must be inexhaustibly good.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It feels creepy and wrong

            [...]
            I've tried various methods, an for the example you describe, what would happen is she would end up doing the laundry repeatedly in a row until I stopped her, trying to gold star maxx without understanding we don't want or need the same clothes washed repeatedly

            Just make rules that stop her from gold star maxing
            Are you tellinng you can't outsmart one autistic girl?

            this is just the shit those caregiver/little people do. just look into what those DDLG guys do.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you tried using child conditioning methods on her? Those work really well on almost all women and i think autistic ones might like it even more.
            One example would be showing her how to clean a specific place or how to do laundry and then let her do it and reward her with a golden star if done right
            Don't babysit her, train her. Pavlov did his experiments so we could use it

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah all women think men want is sex and a pretty girl being fricking nice and fair and loyal doesn't even cross their mind

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is not how a lobotomy works. it isnt permanent either. it is meant to be something like a pc reboot and can cure a lot of mental disorders caused by the environment such as homosexuality and body dysmorphia.
    reminder that effective methods of curing illness are banned. they want you sick, not healthy. the lobotomy was considered one of the greatest achievements in medical history until massive amounts of propaganda turned it into a meme.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the kind of tard wife that pisses the bed, talks 25/8 nonstop, and is super clumsy. She's not allowed to use the kitchen because she'll leave a pot of water boiling until it goes dry and nearly burns the house down. Have to give her a weekly allowance because she will randomly order $600 in random chinkshit in a single day if she doesn't have her own card and small amounts trickled in. I have to yell at her to take a shower or she'll wear the peepee clothes all day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tard wife that pisses the bed
      >take a shower or she'll wear the peepee clothes all day.
      h-hot...

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing interesting about a stupid person

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This only is hot when you are horny, basically all my sexual fantasy involve imagining elaborate scenarion where I'm always horny and right after I come they lose all interest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but you get to frick her and then put her away, it's that simple.

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