>Ex-GF sent me an invitation to her wedding

>Ex-GF sent me an invitation to her wedding

What the frick is wrong with women??

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wants you to object and win her back in a grand romantic gesture 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say she wants him to cuck her shlubby hubby on their wedding day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was going to say she wants him to cuck her shlubby hubby on their wedding day
        How the frick would that even be possible outside of porn? There's too many people around.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but they hush hush invite him to their room when it's time to consummate the marriage

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She hasn't forgotten your dick

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you live rent free in her head.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go, start conversations with people and gesture to the bride "yeah I plapped that"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need a seat to fill. Did her family liked you?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously you go, and act like a prick until you force them to throw you out. They probably have a lot invested in this wedding, and you can ruin it for them.

    Pretend to get drunk at the reception and knock shit over. Or jump up during the ceremony and start screaming insults at random people there. Take a shit on the bridal party's table. Lots of possibilities.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send her back an invitation to her funeral, make it a day before her wedding and have the image be the psycho wojack.

    Post results.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy based i kneel

      That's a huge red flag if you're the soon to be husband. If my future wife was trying to invite old guys she used to bang on the day of our wedding we wouldn't be having a wedding anymore. It's even sadder if they both decided to send it anyway as a sort of "frick you". No doubt their marriage won't last.

      this is sound advice you could also try letting the groom know and then nuke their relationship

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a huge red flag if you're the soon to be husband. If my future wife was trying to invite old guys she used to bang on the day of our wedding we wouldn't be having a wedding anymore. It's even sadder if they both decided to send it anyway as a sort of "frick you". No doubt their marriage won't last.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If my future wife was trying to invite old guys she used to bang on the day of our wedding we wouldn't be having a wedding anymore
      >both decided to send it anyway as a sort of "frick you"
      depending on how OP's relationship ended, it could be either of these. also, good points I didn't consider on my own. thanks

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >current marriages have guests who had fricked the bride

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is why marriage is completely pointless without any sort of deep religious/cultural significance, it's literally just an expensive hangout event that's getting both more mandchildish and debaucherous over time (I literally went to a wedding a few months ago that had fricking video game music playing, yes the couple were fat basedlennials who also engage in polyamory and their "partners" were there for the wedding too. I went purely because I wanted to see the shitshow which it was)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna say it: Wind Waker HD looks like absolute ass, the cel-shading is completely ruined and Toon Link looks like an amiibo. The only way to experience Wind Waker is the Gamecube version.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can keep your shit together, dress nicely and go and enjoy the free food/booze. Chicks get real emotional and horny at weddings, enjoy yourself.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine marrying a girl and some dude who probably rubbed his dick, balls, and cum on the lips you're about to kiss is sitting in the crowd watching you swear eternal love and loyalty to her. The absolute state. Imagine marrying a nonvirgin in the first place

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long did it take for the invitation to get there?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't find the biofem thread lol, but basically the current guy i'm talking to asked me to tell my ex that he likes music from his country, both of them have seen my nudes, it's extremely awkward

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neither of them know about me being with the other, and my ex probably still has feelings for me, so it'd be basically cucking him, even if i try to hide that i'm close to the other guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can't find the biofem thread lol, but basically the current guy i'm talking to asked me to tell my ex that he likes music from his country, both of them have seen my nudes, it's extremely awkward

        >talking to new guy while still talking to ex
        >has sent nudes to both men
        >neither knows the other has slept with you
        yknow, maybe islam was right about stoning women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody's slept with me, i'm a virgin, and i barely talk to my ex, but we're sorta friends, we already tried to get back together and it failed, that being said, telling my ex that i'm with this other guy would basically be cucking him, and he would judge my taste in men, and probably take it way too personally

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have a crush on him, but it's complicated, idk what we're even in, i guess it's online friends with benefits, idk if he likes me or just my body

            >none of this was real
            lol, lmao. what a waste of time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no hymen no diamond would have solved this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >current guy i'm talking to
      notice that that's how you describe him, not your crush or bf. you unironically respect your ex more than him because him being your ex means he used to date you, "guy I'm talking to" means nothing at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have a crush on him, but it's complicated, idk what we're even in, i guess it's online friends with benefits, idk if he likes me or just my body

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's online friends with benefits
          That is your problem. You're an online prostitute. Touch grass.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is unironically a disaster..... idk what to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just go there with a date

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's online

        no hymen no diamond would have solved this

        i'm still a virgin

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, that's fricked. Imagine being a girl and inviting a guy who dicked you down to your wedding. Does she have no regard for her husband? If I were the groom and I found out, I'd cancel it and tell that hoe to frick off. Sickening.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a hooker to go with you

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say think about your GF. If you hate her just dump her. Don't ruin her life.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >attend wedding of prostitute ex
    >priest asks "does anyone object?"
    >stand up
    >"back when we hooked up you sucked my dick and loved it..."
    >leave while taking some cake for the ride back home
    sounds fun you should try it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      normies think a girl having more partners makes her "experienced" though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just cope though. The knowledge will eat away the husbands soul...

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get on grindr, find a twink or femboy and say you just want to take him to the wedding, saying there will be free food
    even if you are disgusted by homosexuality, parade him around the wedding

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprising. You were just a source of validation for her, another person she used thats why you still live rent free her in her head it's like a child hung up on a lost toy. No she doesn't give a flying frick about her "husband's" feelings. Once you really understand women like this and how they think about other people it's all predictable. Personally I wouldn't go to the wedding and would just ignore her entirely but you could also tell the groom she invited you as a gesture of decency but he probably won't listen and is going to learn she's a fricked up narcissist the hard way on his own.

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