>female friend looks at penis. >"damn anon how can you still be a virgin with a dick like that?

>female friend looks at penis
>"damn anon how can you still be a virgin with a dick like that? jeez"

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did your female "friend" just happen to see your penis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sent it to her for advice non-sexually
      we're on relaxed enough terms that its not weird, ive seen her boobies before too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is hot. What's stopping you guys from gooning together?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're too chill with each other and i think it might mess up the dynamic to be so explicit
          She has teased me though by flashing me on video calls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Odd relationship, how close *are* you guys?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          weve known each other for a couple of years

          >She lives in some shithole country
          do you think she compliments your dick because she wants your neetbux

          Trips
          no she knows i have no money or agency

          This has happened to me too
          Women are impressed by big dicks but they won't frick you just because you have one
          On the other hand I know a girl who was laughing to me about a guy she fricked had a tiny wiener
          She fricked him again that night

          yeah this is a big part of it
          small pp doesnt matter if you have a chad type personality
          if youre more shy and awkward with a big pp they enjoy the show but dont feel enough lust toward you for anything sexual

          how do they look

          Light brown Dcups with smallish nips and a mild amount of sag
          honestly on boob alone youd probably guess she was in her 30s

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            can you post her breasts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do they look

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you made this thread already. why don't you go stick it in her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She lives in some shithole country halfway across the world and im a neet and cant afford internstional flight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She lives in some shithole country
        do you think she compliments your dick because she wants your neetbux

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you do this thread already a week ago? Post your dick already man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no its weird looking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Evidently not so too weird for your "friend".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the only dicks shes seen in her country are wrinkly and short and hairy so I fair better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post your dick moron all other femanons want to see whats so good about itjgry4dx8jj

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if "femanons" post something to get hard to I'm sure there would be dick posting
          But who's going to post their dick to a thread of likely all men?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But who's going to post their dick to a thread of likely all men?
            homosexuals, aka half the fricking board users these days

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has happened to me too
    Women are impressed by big dicks but they won't frick you just because you have one
    On the other hand I know a girl who was laughing to me about a guy she fricked had a tiny wiener
    She fricked him again that night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Women are impressed by big dicks but they won't frick you just because you have one
      if you're chad-lite or high-normie, then they will. or at least some will be curious about it if a girl brags about your dick to her friends.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dint you post this already
    fricking attention prostitute no wonder you're single

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its last time to answer any questiond nd encourage other anons to be more open with close female friends, it will help your self esteem alot even if they wont date you

      Post your dick moron all other femanons want to see whats so good about itjgry4dx8jj

      if that was true it would be rad

      if "femanons" post something to get hard to I'm sure there would be dick posting
      But who's going to post their dick to a thread of likely all men?

      much more likely

      >Women are impressed by big dicks but they won't frick you just because you have one
      if you're chad-lite or high-normie, then they will. or at least some will be curious about it if a girl brags about your dick to her friends.

      im pretty fugly so its more like an entertainment object

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if "femanons" post something to get hard to I'm sure there would be dick posting
        But who's going to post their dick to a thread of likely all men?

        Im not femanon but I am curious what dick would make a woman say the line in OP's post

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah exactly that's gay
          I have a nice shaped uncircumcised well above average (not gonna call 7 inches measured properly big because the pornbrains will start arguing) dick with a big glans
          If you want to see dicks like it go on one of the many gay places where men ask other men to see each others dicks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for one its decently above average and she lives in a small dick country
          and then its also because shes my friend and wants to make me feel better

          its not some magical penis and the thread isnt a humblebrag i just like encouraging casual male/female friendships that can talk about sex with each other wirhout it being weird

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i would never be able to do that. the first girl to compliment my dick owns my soul

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>"damn anon how can you still be a virgin with a dick like that? jeez"
    Ive also had comments like that, im in the same boat friend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably because this pic is comically disproportionate you look like a cartoon character

      Yeah exactly that's gay
      I have a nice shaped uncircumcised well above average (not gonna call 7 inches measured properly big because the pornbrains will start arguing) dick with a big glans
      If you want to see dicks like it go on one of the many gay places where men ask other men to see each others dicks

      correct

      can you post her breasts

      that would be mean and it was on snap anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you look like a cartoon character
        is that a bad thing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily its just the oversized shirt makes the rest of you look tiny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey. I remember that dick. Hows it goin anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its going well anon
        umm weird to hear 'I recognize that dick' from a stranger lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dont worry about it. Hope you find a gf

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thx anon

            Not necessarily its just the oversized shirt makes the rest of you look tiny

            Yeah I guess it does lol
            my mom buys large clothes for me for whatever reason, even now when I cant grow anymore :/

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I recognize that gay blowjob!

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