Femanon standards. Femoids, post your standards for your bf. Would you date someone you met here?

Femanon standards.
Femoids, post your standards for your bf. Would you date someone you met here? Post the standards for a robot bf.
>height
>weight/build
>hair
>dick size
>interests
>personality
>extras (anything else you think is important).

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    I don't care
    >weight/build
    not obese
    >hair
    present. must be able to present a picture of maternal grandfather (research shows balding likelihood is most heavily influenced by this). style is not particularly important
    >dick size
    6"+
    >interests
    weeb stuff and games
    enjoys discussing niche sperg stuff
    >personality
    I like a wide range of personalities but especially either golden retrievers or grouchy rough-edges antisocial tsun types
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    1) young
    2) femdomgays go to hell
    3) Christian
    4) non Hispanic white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me. I barely ever use NSFFW, just got on a second ago cuz I was bored. I think we are meant to be femanon. Am 19, Christian, etc etc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you should search for that image on the archives, just so you know what you're getting into.

        >height
        any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
        >weight/build
        doesn't matter, please don't be obese to the point of not walking though
        >hair
        doesn't matter but if you're balding i might encourage you to go entirely bald
        >dick size
        don't care
        >interests
        games, reading, history, manga but any is fine as long as not shallow and materialistic (i'd like to learn if different) instant no if there're coomer related interests
        >personality
        i don't have a specific like, if you're shorter i'd prefer you to be not dominant/masculine though. a cute, shy, submissive short boy is adorable tbh. if you're taller idc which way you go. i'd like a talkative, caring and obsessive person, that way i can listen to them as i'm a not so talkative type. if you're mean that's a immediate no (you can be jokingly mean).
        >extras (anything else you think is important).
        -NO coomers
        -i don't mind if you're the emotional type but you can't just act like the stereotypical female (silent treatment, whining)
        -understand the sanctity of love and marriage
        -virgin
        -obviously loyal and mature

        fair and I agree with all of them.

        I have a bf who fits all of these

        180cm+, reasonable ask most men where I live are this or taller.

        idc about weight, i kinda like men who lift but just dont be fat
        >>hair
        dont care just no buzz cut
        >>dick size
        6in+

        vidya and random fandom shit like shows or weeb stuff. Basically just know what im talking about or be willing to learn and I will learn about your hobbies I dont share either. Talking about stuff you like is nice.

        Shy, introverted, fits my sense of humour
        (anything else you think is important).
        Bonus if not from my country I fricking hate men from here.

        fair but you have a bf so it's meaningless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you okay with a female being somewhat older than you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Depends how older
          Also I would hope you are not super ugly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Depends how older
            like 8 years
            >Also I would hope you are not super ugly
            well I hate to crush your hopes. but at least I'm self aware of it. best of luck anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wait are you fat and ugly or just ugly and ugly?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because truthfully anybody can be pretty as long as they are not fat. And personality makes up for at least 25 percent. And you seem a little autistic which is kinda cute. Also 27 is not that old unless you arent a virgin. In which case you are cooked. I could see myself giving a trad life to some hopeless girl on NSFFW. As I said. Its fate. Love at first post.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Because truthfully anybody can be pretty as long as they are not fat.
            that's silly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >height
      5'10"
      >weight/build
      165
      >hair
      Don't have a picture of my maternal grandfather, but hairline is completely unchanged from childhood so I'm like 95+% sure I'm safe
      >dick size
      6.5" or 7" when I measured a couple years ago
      >interests
      weeb stuff and games - check
      enjoys discussing niche sperg stuff - check
      >personality
      I can be both of those types depending on the day, honestly
      >extras (anything else you think is important).
      1) young - is 23 young?
      2) femdomgays go to hell - agreed
      3) Christian - nope
      4) non Hispanic white - check

      We all know you won't add me though so why even post this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We all know you won't add me though so why even post this
        what does this mean. why did you say this
        also why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the Lord

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >what does this mean. why did you say this
          He thinks you shouldn't be posting your ideals if you don't want to exchange contacts, because he is a moron who thinks this is /soc/ and that this is a hookup thread instead of a discussion thread. Don't worry about it, some people are just stupid like that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I see. thank you for informing me.

            >why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the Lord
            I dunno I just don't think God is real

            >I dunno I just don't think God is real
            would you like for me to present you with arguments for the existence of God or would I be wasting my time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >would I be wasting my time
            You would, yes. I've probably heard them all already considering most of my friends are Christians lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I see. such loss. you will feel the flames soon enough.
            >phallic faced creature
            he makes me feel threatened. why is he like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you will feel the flames soon enough.
            Why do you want me to suffer? I don't get why Christians threaten people with Hell.
            >why is he like that
            Idk but I think he's cool

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >phallic animal is aggressive
            horrifying, thank you
            >Why do you want me to suffer? I don't get why Christians threaten people with Hell.
            I don't and it's not a threat, it was a meme reference

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Synchronicity has brought us together. I already love you, pls add me on my discord we can talk abt God and stuff, you seem really cute.
            >jamesbhollingsworth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the Lord
          I dunno I just don't think God is real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        helo beauty i am white indian mix very erotic energy fricking you to death squirt everywhere! you have a facebook?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fit them all
      Are you virgin?

      >height
      any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
      >weight/build
      doesn't matter, please don't be obese to the point of not walking though
      >hair
      doesn't matter but if you're balding i might encourage you to go entirely bald
      >dick size
      don't care
      >interests
      games, reading, history, manga but any is fine as long as not shallow and materialistic (i'd like to learn if different) instant no if there're coomer related interests
      >personality
      i don't have a specific like, if you're shorter i'd prefer you to be not dominant/masculine though. a cute, shy, submissive short boy is adorable tbh. if you're taller idc which way you go. i'd like a talkative, caring and obsessive person, that way i can listen to them as i'm a not so talkative type. if you're mean that's a immediate no (you can be jokingly mean).
      >extras (anything else you think is important).
      -NO COOMERS
      -i don't mind if you're the emotional type but you can't just act like the stereotypical female (silent treatment, whining)
      -understand the sanctity of love and marriage
      -virgin
      -obviously loyal and mature

      I fit this too. How old are you?

      >height
      165cm +
      >weight/build
      Preferably not obese
      >hair
      Preferably not bald
      >dick size
      Not micropeen
      >interests
      Role playing games, language learning (Japanese and German preferred), music
      >personality
      Kind, caring, calm, prefers to keep his peace but has proper goals and principals
      >extras (anything else you think is important).
      Hugs me and listens to me
      Dominant
      Actually offers proper solutions and motivates my procrastinating ass
      Won't leave

      Fit that one too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you virgin?
        no pajeet, also English nouns require a quantifier and adjectives require an object.

        [...]
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        [...]
        >tfw I agree with a lot of what radfem femcel says and I fit her standards
        Where do I find women like you I would like a gf who has your kinds of standards and desires in life

        >Where do I find women like you
        I am a recluse in my home

        At what point does being 'tsun' get boring to you? You cannot love someone like this forever, or can you

        how am I tsun?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>Are you virgin?
          >no
          Then why do you want a christian boy when you are not even christian and going to hell for premarital sex?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you dont go to hell because of premarital sex you fricking dunce

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally a sin. Your priest never told you that? It literally says fornication is forbidden in the bible!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it is a sin but it doesnt directly send you to boiler moron, you can still get saved and repent of your sins it's not like youre a lost cause for having early sex you fricking nincompoop

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you have repented sure. But why would you want a christian boy so bad? I don't think someone like that would want to be with someone to disrespected the covenant of marriage and intimacy like that!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >But why would you want a christian boy so bad?
            idk im a different anon, i just feel the need to correct the premarital sex thing in this thread, girls love virgins so they prob want christian boys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >girls love virgins
            Lying is a sin too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just bcuz hollywood makes it seem like girls hate virgins doesnt mean its true movie chud kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao women get retroactively jealous WAY more than men. they don't want a manbawd. they do actually want to feel like a princess to her prince charming but she's going to start thinking about how her prince charming did/said the same exact things to 20 other "princesses", well are you really a princess to his prince charming? lmao the fantasy ideal husband is very, very rarely a manbawd. the only reason they don't say "virgin" is because virgin has a negative connotation. they want a man that can make them feel good in bed but is still sexually inexperienced.
            men think very similarly. disgusting species.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >women want mutually exclusive things at the same time
            Wow shocker. Thanks for sharing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah men do, too. they want a semen demon who can suck dick like a vacuum with big ass breasts and a perfect hourglass figure who is otherwise a sexual prude until they meet him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whats stopping woman from being like that a prostitutes better and more honest than a moron feminist who works a 9 to 5 and lies about what she wants

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want a woman with a sexy body and a homely personality. Those are at odds, but they're hardly mutually exclusive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want a woman that somewhat looks like me, acts very much like me but is a woman and loves me. Tough shit I know I'm most likely dying alone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah men do, too. they want a semen demon who can suck dick like a vacuum with big ass breasts and a perfect hourglass figure who is otherwise a sexual prude until they meet him.

            Seething troon. This thread and the other one proved that no one here has crazy requirements. It's almost entirely all perfectly reasonable posts. Well, to be honest I feel bad for dudes with small or average dicks based on this thread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She will just lie to him like women always do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >like women always do.
            ouch dont stab yourself on that edge, i take it you have a bad relationship with ur mom kek

          • 1 month ago
            Wallace-chan

            Well she ain't denying it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have a lovely relationship with my mother and all 4 (four) of my younger sisters.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            quit making shit up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope however you want. My three nieces love me as well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pedo incest groomer go rope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My brother and nephew love me, too, go ahead and call me a homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not you. You say you like antisocial type, rough, stoic, but would it not bore you to have him after a while

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you okay with a female being somewhat older than you

      I come on here and engage intelligently only to be bullied by neanderthals, and when I simply reply to a man pleasantly, you mock me? Is this the true reflection of your character? is it so wrong for me to ask that question? what was wrong with what I said?

      >We all know you won't add me though so why even post this
      what does this mean. why did you say this
      also why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the Lord

      >tfw I agree with a lot of what radfem femcel says and I fit her standards
      Where do I find women like you I would like a gf who has your kinds of standards and desires in life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At what point does being 'tsun' get boring to you? You cannot love someone like this forever, or can you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if I'm not into femdom but I'm pretty squeamish about sex and the only way I'm ever going to get laid is if the girl takes the lead?
      Also my grandpa on my mom's side still had a full head of hair at 99.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imma yoink that "the scream" by munch thank you very much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a bf who fits all of these

      180cm+, reasonable ask most men where I live are this or taller.

      idc about weight, i kinda like men who lift but just dont be fat
      >>hair
      dont care just no buzz cut
      >>dick size
      6in+

      vidya and random fandom shit like shows or weeb stuff. Basically just know what im talking about or be willing to learn and I will learn about your hobbies I dont share either. Talking about stuff you like is nice.

      Shy, introverted, fits my sense of humour
      (anything else you think is important).
      Bonus if not from my country I fricking hate men from here.

      >height
      5'10"
      >weight/build
      165
      >hair
      Don't have a picture of my maternal grandfather, but hairline is completely unchanged from childhood so I'm like 95+% sure I'm safe
      >dick size
      6.5" or 7" when I measured a couple years ago
      >interests
      weeb stuff and games - check
      enjoys discussing niche sperg stuff - check
      >personality
      I can be both of those types depending on the day, honestly
      >extras (anything else you think is important).
      1) young - is 23 young?
      2) femdomgays go to hell - agreed
      3) Christian - nope
      4) non Hispanic white - check

      We all know you won't add me though so why even post this

      >height
      6'0
      >weight/build
      < 15% Bodyfat, athletic
      >hair
      Blonde
      >dick size
      6 inches plus
      >interests
      Vidya, hiking, swimming
      >personality
      Kind, honest, caring, supporting, relaxed.
      >extras (anything else you think is important).
      natural body scent smells nice, indicating compatible immune systems.

      An average penis is too small for most women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My whole life i knew my grandfather he shaved his head bald and rarely grew for more than week, apparently he was like this his whole life no idea if he was ever balding I just knew he shaved his head just cause

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I meet this criteria but I've seen your threads and I'm not willing to get involved

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just want a boyfriend who WONT LEAVE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WONT LEAVE
      what do they say when they leave?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that im a terrible person
        or they ghost me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that im a terrible person
          >or they ghost me
          why do you think they say that? have you cheated on them or something?

          >not fat
          >virgin
          Thats literally it. But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serious

          >But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serious
          tragic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why did they call you a terrible person?
          i tried my hardest but hey. she's gone. it was some bullshit excuse after another, she used to giggle at stupid jokes and love being around me so much ah man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im not gonna say exactly what but it was a very toxic relationship and it was 100 percent my fault. i wasnt aware when picking fights and we started off very healthy i finally thought it was going to be a normal long relationship
            i dreamt of him today and woke up crying

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick is this. why do these guys get this?
            I thought mine would be a normal long relationship, but she doesn't care to talk and doesn't care when her actions and words hurt. I just gotta put on a mask and keep going on flirting with her and giving her attention.
            >woke up crying
            sorry about that
            though I feel less sorry because clearly I'm a self obsessed frick. I'm tired, I thought she loved me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Have you considered looking for a dominant partner who has consent to pin you down and ass frick good behaviour into you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i won't leave bby

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      okay be my gf

      >not fat
      >virgin
      Thats literally it. But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serious

      okay be my gf

      I have a bf who fits all of these

      180cm+, reasonable ask most men where I live are this or taller.

      idc about weight, i kinda like men who lift but just dont be fat
      >>hair
      dont care just no buzz cut
      >>dick size
      6in+

      vidya and random fandom shit like shows or weeb stuff. Basically just know what im talking about or be willing to learn and I will learn about your hobbies I dont share either. Talking about stuff you like is nice.

      Shy, introverted, fits my sense of humour
      (anything else you think is important).
      Bonus if not from my country I fricking hate men from here.

      what country are u from?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poland, its a combination of the worst parts about eastern and western european men.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          where's your bf from? how did you meet? why didnt you date me and move to west europe?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >where's your bf from?
            Austria
            >how did you meet?
            Shared friends on discord lol

            Poland is literally the best country in Europe

            I never said I didnt like it, I just don't like the men here. Mainly because they hate us. If my bf wants to move here, that would be great.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Shared friends on discord lol
            what a stupid normie way to meet people. you're not a fembot. frick off from my board and take your normie discord servers with you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Poland is literally the best country in Europe

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not fat
    >virgin
    Thats literally it. But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serious

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go to /soc/ b***hass edating homies

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a bf who fits all of these

    180cm+, reasonable ask most men where I live are this or taller.

    idc about weight, i kinda like men who lift but just dont be fat
    >>hair
    dont care just no buzz cut
    >>dick size
    6in+

    vidya and random fandom shit like shows or weeb stuff. Basically just know what im talking about or be willing to learn and I will learn about your hobbies I dont share either. Talking about stuff you like is nice.

    Shy, introverted, fits my sense of humour
    (anything else you think is important).
    Bonus if not from my country I fricking hate men from here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like 40k and tolerate Russians?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you like 40k
        No, but painting the figures seems fun
        >tolerate Russians?
        My bf is half russian

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
    >weight/build
    doesn't matter, please don't be obese to the point of not walking though
    >hair
    doesn't matter but if you're balding i might encourage you to go entirely bald
    >dick size
    don't care
    >interests
    games, reading, history, manga but any is fine as long as not shallow and materialistic (i'd like to learn if different) instant no if there're coomer related interests
    >personality
    i don't have a specific like, if you're shorter i'd prefer you to be not dominant/masculine though. a cute, shy, submissive short boy is adorable tbh. if you're taller idc which way you go. i'd like a talkative, caring and obsessive person, that way i can listen to them as i'm a not so talkative type. if you're mean that's a immediate no (you can be jokingly mean).
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    -NO COOMERS
    -i don't mind if you're the emotional type but you can't just act like the stereotypical female (silent treatment, whining)
    -understand the sanctity of love and marriage
    -virgin
    -obviously loyal and mature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if he's short he has to be feminine and shy and submissive teehee
      fricking c**t. I'm glad at just about 5'6, masculine, long haired, and a not talkative person I am the antithesis to your pedophilic tendencies. I would become an obese coomer just to spite you but you're not worth it. I despise you

      GENDER ROLES ARE BASED ON YOUR CHROMOSOMES NOT YOUR FRICKING HEIGHT FFS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >GENDER ROLES ARE BASED ON YOUR CHROMOSOMES
        gender roles are moronic. You sound like a troon.
        if your height makes you that insecure, you should just transition.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >insecure
          the roastie can't help but use one of the canned insults. One that doesn't even make sense here

          >gender roles are moronic
          this is literal lgbtqtqqiqiaiaa dogma. Who the frick are you calling a troon, troon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I would become an obese coomer just to spite you
        oh noooo the man willing to become a degenerate doesn't like me!! whatever shall i do...
        >I am the antithesis to your pedophilic tendencies
        ok buddy. how is liking cute, shy, submissive boys pedophilic LOL? little boys are the opposite.

        >GENDER ROLES ARE BASED ON YOUR CHROMOSOMES
        gender roles are moronic. You sound like a troon.
        if your height makes you that insecure, you should just transition.

        is right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >short, shy, submissive, talkative, not sexual/coomer (not happening for any male past puberty)
          yeah you're a pedo. Also you're fat and ugly kys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            imagine being this triggered.

            are you okay with a female being somewhat older than you

            gl, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I come on here and engage intelligently only to be bullied by neanderthals, and when I simply reply to a man pleasantly, you mock me? Is this the true reflection of your character? is it so wrong for me to ask that question? what was wrong with what I said?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            mocking? what? I wasn't mocking you. I was wishing you good luck, sincerely, that was all.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh. I see. I reacted out of my conditioning to the behavior here, I see now that this was out of line and I reacted too hastily. I'm sorry anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey I got banned for some reason, posting from a new ip
            I dont mind at all btw
            heres my discord
            >armourbearer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I come on here and engage intelligently
            Everything you say is based on inaccurate anecdotes and you ignore anyone making a good counter point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's cuz you're a passive aggressive close-minded fascist c**t who lacks the humility to admit that your delusional self-importance is the source of your problems in life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >short, shy, submissive, talkative
            most guys have this standard but the moment i have the same type it's pedophilic? do shy subbie MEN not exist now?? also that's not my only type lol. i like masculine men too
            >not sexual/coomer
            i don't care if they're sexual, i just care if they're a coomer or not. coomers are people whose lives revolve around mastrubating, i'm not supposed to hate that?
            >you're fat and ugly
            also wrong lel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >also wrong lel
            cope mid b***h. Stop overrating yourself like every other woman

            >do shy subbie MEN not exist now??
            no but apparently short MEN don't exist?? Only short boys according to you.

            >most guys have this standard
            it's the way you specified it.
            >oh yeah I like short girls. Oh but if she's short she has to act like a child.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no but apparently short MEN don't exist?? Only short boys according to you.
            lol stop twisting my words, you know damn well what i meant. you don't have to be so triggered i don't like short masculine men short king.
            >she has to act like a child
            twisting my words. i literally added in the bonus you have to be mature. if you see a shy man and immediately correlate that to a child that's your fault. holy shit you're malding

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he has to be mature...but here's a bunch of traits that show he's not mature
            lol ok
            >you know damn well what I meant
            I literally don't.
            You just want a kid to take care of. Have children and have a son. Your bf/husband is not your kid because his legs are shorter than yours

            >short king
            thanks fat queen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fit all of these perfectly. It is genuinly hard to find a level-headed woman okay with twinks and a stable mutually respectful relationship, it always seems like a fetish thing for a lot of ppl.

      If you wanna chat by any chance shoot a message to atomicsubmarine on discord, otherwise I wish you luck on yer quest for a malewife regardless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What constitutes a coomer? The vast majority of men in the developed world jerk off regularly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
      This seems very strange. Is being 2imches shorter really that different then one inch? I've never heard a woman say this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
      lolwut? So specific
      You are autistic aren't you?
      I mean I would find a slightly taller gf cute but that is just me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a guy, who want me?

    >height
    6'2
    >weight/build
    215lbs currently, probably going to lose 10lbs over the next 2 months, then gain another 40lbs.
    >hair
    Asian hair. I keep it short. I tried longer in the past but it was too much work to maintain.
    >dick size
    Actual 6 inch. I'm not sure how much I should lie and estat inflate this by since I don't see other guy's dicks.
    >interests
    The same autistic nonsense everyone here likes.
    >personality
    Macho and overly competitive. Guys like that are usually moronic but I'm a smarty pants. It's a niche combo.
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    -I live in the USA, east coast. I don't want to do LDR.
    -If I roll doubles, you have to date me.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    Don't care. Hard to suck wiener for someone super super tall so I prefer shorter men, easier to have sex
    >weight/build
    I'd be a hypocrite if I said I wanted a thin guy. Attempting to look past people's bodies, as long as he washes his ass
    >hair
    LONG!!! LONG LONG LONG!!!
    >dick size
    Caged. I only care about the size of his balls. Big soft sensitive testicals
    >interests
    >personality
    Easy, calm, lapdog, lazy, autistically blunt, can tell me that I'm being a moron when I'm being a moron in a way that's monotone and unbias
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    I like glasses.........

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >easier to have sex
      >Caged
      please elaborate on this stance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Besides the long hair, literally me

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >interests
    Anything but Bionicle and Power Rangers. Iv been burned before.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >6'1"
    >133
    >medium length, brown
    >7"
    >music, art, videogames
    >shy, even with close friends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a guy, who want me?

      >height
      6'2
      >weight/build
      215lbs currently, probably going to lose 10lbs over the next 2 months, then gain another 40lbs.
      >hair
      Asian hair. I keep it short. I tried longer in the past but it was too much work to maintain.
      >dick size
      Actual 6 inch. I'm not sure how much I should lie and estat inflate this by since I don't see other guy's dicks.
      >interests
      The same autistic nonsense everyone here likes.
      >personality
      Macho and overly competitive. Guys like that are usually moronic but I'm a smarty pants. It's a niche combo.
      >extras (anything else you think is important).
      -I live in the USA, east coast. I don't want to do LDR.
      -If I roll doubles, you have to date me.

      stop posting yourselves, morons.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like caged dick, but if he does not like caged dick, he simply won't have a caged dick, therefore: suckable

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    At least the same height as me, so at least 5'9.
    >weight/build
    I'd prefer a fatty. Fat guys are hot af and also I'm a fatty myself so I don't wanna date someone significantly smaller than me or else I'd feel self-conscious.
    >hair
    I don't care.
    >dick size
    I'd like a big dick since I'm curious what it feels like to have your cervix hit, but I'm still a virgin so I could probably be made to like any size since I wouldn't have anything else to compare it to.
    >interests
    I'd like if he was a weeb like me so we could bond over our hobbies and so he wouldn't judge me for all my anime merch. He can have a waifu too since that way he's less likely to judge me for obsessing over charas myself.
    >personality
    I'd prefer a guy who's pretty dominant both in and out of the bedroom. Someone who can take the lead and whose word is always final. A bit sadistic but still able to be nice when it matters. Oh but I'd still hope he could be open with me during more vulnerable moments. I wanna comfort and spoil him when he's sad and needs to cry, then once he's feeling better, we can move on and go back to our normal dynamic with him in charge~
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    I'd hope he's a kinky b***h. I've got a lot of fricked up kinks so would be nice if he was similarly fricked in the head. Also it would be nice if he made enough to let me be a housewife. He doesn't have to make 6-digits or anything, but well off enough to give us a middle-class life. I wanna be able to devote all my time to taking care of him and his house (and maybe having his children if we get married).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch, quit eating so damn much and take care of yourself if you wanna actually have such high standards; the average 25-year old dude makes about
      $30,000 a year if he is lucky

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bitch, quit eating so damn much and take care of yourself if you wanna actually have such high standards
        I'm into fatties though. I literally want
        my looksmatch.
        >the average 25-year old dude makes about $30,000 a year if he is lucky
        I want man older than 25, so there's a better chance he would be a bit further in his career. But I have an inheritance that can help make ends meet if his salary alone isn't enough, and worst case scenario I'll get some part-time work from home job. (Though if I end up needing to wageslave, I'm not doing all the household chores like I would if I got to be a proper housewife.)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How fat are you out of curiosity? Also how old are you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >How fat are you out of curiosity?
        I don't own a scale so idk my weight. Definitely obese, but still mobile. I'm not one of those people who needs a scooter to get around walmart. (I'm also tall and the fat distributes itself fairly well, so I've got more of an hourglass figure rather than just being an indistinguishable blob.)
        >Also how old are you?
        I'm 25.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    anything between 5'2-6ft is ok with me, im 5'4
    >build
    someone who can at least work out with me, but doesnt have to be ripped
    >hair
    i like darker hair best, it frames the face well
    >dick size
    5-7in
    >interests
    i like when guys can teach me new things, computer and history nerds are my favorite
    >personality
    quiet, thoughtful, willing to try new things and go places, positive attitude, funny
    >extras
    roman catholic
    can dress well
    able to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)
    not porn addicted lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'd probably like me but idk if I'd like you lol but yeah I'd be down to play sports and go hiking with you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > actually works out
      incredible

      this is kinda me? good to know that I have a shot.

      computer/maths nerd. but what can YOU teach me?

      pls be in
      U K
      K

      extras:
      > roman catholic
      atheist
      > can dress well
      you will have to teach me
      > able to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)
      struggling with cooking
      > not porn addicted lol
      haven't watched porn in 2 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These threads are ridiculous. Women claim they want someone like me, but nobody actually does. Damn larpers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how are women supposed to get to know you and realize all your positive traits if you dismiss us as larpers?

        > actually works out
        incredible

        this is kinda me? good to know that I have a shot.

        computer/maths nerd. but what can YOU teach me?

        pls be in
        U K
        K

        extras:
        > roman catholic
        atheist
        > can dress well
        you will have to teach me
        > able to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)
        struggling with cooking
        > not porn addicted lol
        haven't watched porn in 2 years

        unfortunately, i do not reside in the uk. good luck though, anon 🙂

        You'd probably like me but idk if I'd like you lol but yeah I'd be down to play sports and go hiking with you

        what sports do you like? not huge into sports myself, unless you count lifting, basic cardio or hiking lol.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > unfortunately, i do not reside in the uk. good luck though, anon 🙂
          thank you! 🙂

          self bump:

          > actually works out
          incredible

          this is kinda me? good to know that I have a shot.

          computer/maths nerd. but what can YOU teach me?

          pls be in
          U K
          K

          extras:
          > roman catholic
          atheist
          > can dress well
          you will have to teach me
          > able to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)
          struggling with cooking
          > not porn addicted lol
          haven't watched porn in 2 years

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    doesn't matter
    >weight/build
    anorexic
    >hair
    doesn't matter, as long as not visibly balding
    >dick size
    doesn't matter
    >interests
    similar to mine
    >personality
    similar to mine
    >extras (anything else you think is important).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you want an anorexic? it's unhealthy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm anorexic, i like anorexics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm anorexic, i like anorexics

      Honestly based do you listen to SEWERSLVT? Let's vibe together
      Lately I just drink coffee and don't even eat meals sometimes but I am kinda normal-ish weight I need to get it down cuz I hate how my mom's side of the family is fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yo i love troonycore too, fun and quirky beats to dilate to

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you date someone you met here?
    Depends on how well-adjusted they were. Not at the moment, though, no.
    >height
    5"5-6"4
    >weight/build
    Not morbidly obese, possibly muscular but okay with skinny.
    >hair
    Long hair for blonds, shorter for brown-haired men.
    >dick size
    5.5"+
    >interests
    I don't really care as long as some match up with mine (nature-related...painting, mechanics, music, anime etc.), they're not amoral or criminal, if he explains it to me he can break it down into a way I can understand if I don't without getting aggravated, and they won't cause a strain on the relationship.
    >personality
    Warm and straightforward, less shy or possibly more on the extraverted side than me. Attentive, loyal and aware of what he wants out of the relationship, not playing around. Kind of nurturing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Long hair for blonds, shorter for brown-haired men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wdym with mechanics as Hobby?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    165cm +
    >weight/build
    Preferably not obese
    >hair
    Preferably not bald
    >dick size
    Not micropeen
    >interests
    Role playing games, language learning (Japanese and German preferred), music
    >personality
    Kind, caring, calm, prefers to keep his peace but has proper goals and principals
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    Hugs me and listens to me
    Dominant
    Actually offers proper solutions and motivates my procrastinating ass
    Won't leave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me except I'm not dominant. Not really submissive either, but simply not dom. Anyway, good luck. I hope you find what you're looking for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lemme guess you're from south asia or SEA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        west Asia

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Persian or gtfo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Persian. But why reject Turks, turk women are really pretty.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You still in Iran or you been able to flee?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Still in Iran. Have plans for immigration.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are your rough plans? Also what music you into Atossanon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is not /soc/ lmao. I want to study PhD. I'm into electronic/alternative.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I do not want to date you, lol, you live far away. I am just curious. Ah what field? Are PhDs necessary? Else it is a bit of a time waste according to my academic friends

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            STEM. It is still a waste of time but the most reliable option for immigration.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It has nothing to do with turks appearance or whatever but it does have something to do with language and i think persian language is one of the beautiful language i ever heard despite me not knowing what they're talking about. So that's that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cute. I'm sick so my voice is gone, I'd say something for you in farsi if you wanted.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing but how? Sharing you discord id here is not safe, so I'm just gonna imagine it instead have a good one Persian girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am German want to marry now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      west Asia

      You're unironically probably the nicest girl here just from reading these although the height preferences and skin colour preferences are some annoying cultural biases still tbh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        those preferences are because I want a free language teacher included in the package too, although that's also selfish for a different reasons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh okay fair enough
          Would you teach me Farsi?
          I think that has beautiful poetry
          I am creating an original character and I am making her name Farideh/Faridah since it is such a pretty name btw

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the only persian poet I actually got into is khayyam, sure if you want but there's little benefit to learning farsi
            if you want to have a character with that name, make her a little self obsessed. it does mean self centered as well as unique and every Farideh I know was at least a little egoist.

            My German has been deactivated for a dozen years now but I have that and Japanese

            I once attempted at german and gave up and am currently only studying japanese cause I don't want to give up. dekinai chan breathing down my neck.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >5'4/165cm
        this is not a big (lmao) requirement
        >skin color
        race differences go beyond skin color. the moid thread has all of them hating black women and fat women, go whine at them for that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My German has been deactivated for a dozen years now but I have that and Japanese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it okay if I'm jobless but 188cm, lean, Nice haired, almost 20cm dick, know German, have a goal in life and like to dominate girls?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why are you jobless anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Being jobless aligns with my current goals. And im very agoraphobic but in therapy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            then it depends on what your current and long term goals are. also depends on what your idea of "dominating girls" is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            my short term goal is getting a flat from the government, and to get it I need to be jobless. And curing my mental illness. My long term goal is killing myself in a Buddhistic manner: not impulsively but in peace with the world and with zero regret

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Worthless.
            You would date someone, make ger care about you, love you, want to be with you and then take it all away because you are useless?
            Those are not goals. You literally want to be a neet forever, that's the opposite of what "goals in life" means.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Being a meet is a goal too, especially if you want it to be comfortable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And its not about taking all away from her - its about dying with no regrets, mostly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, selfish.

            Being a meet is a goal too, especially if you want it to be comfortable.

            No, it's not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it is selfish, but so is your wish to make children - to create people only for your own self-actualization.
            And being a neet who doesnt have to work when his parents die is actually harder than it seems. Muchharder than going the normal way

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You bring no value to others' lives. All of your goals are selfish. You are narcissist, evidenced by how much you are fishing for validation in this very thread.

            I never even talked about having children. Your goal is to have no goals, utterly worthless.
            And if that's the reason you think people have children, then you're moronic and the fact you think you're smart for holding such an opinion is yet another proof of your narcissism.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am a narcissist, nice catch. But aren't you Cluster B too? You said your partner has to be a good father - and yet u assure me now you want no children.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am a random anon, not the femanon you were replying to.
            I was just grossed out by your existence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am too grossed out - thats why i have this goal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Your goal is to have no goals, utterly worthless.
            I don't think you understand what having no goals means. Worth is a social construct, after all.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Worth is a social construct
            So? What stupid thing to say. But you are literally incapable of understanding why it is stupid because of your narcissism. It is beautifully ironic how the grandiose belief in your own intelligence makes you dumber.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What stupid thing to sa
            Worth is only determined by how much are you ready to invest in sth.
            >It is beautifully ironic how the grandiose belief in your own intelligence makes you dumber.
            Quite the opposite, mostly. Its just that we are clearly nit within the communication range.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            a person can only determine how far one's intelligence lies from his own - not in which side the deviation lies. This creates an illusion if stupidity when you meet someone too clever - your ego says you he is dumber to defend yourself from feeling stupid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is amusing to watch you trying to validate your own ego while at the same point you still haven't even been able to realize why I said it was a stupid thing.
            Quite the show, anon. Please keep embarrassing yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Embarrassing myself became my fulltime job so I might as well continue. But it would be more cruel to let you hang

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I do want to have children so my definition of proper goals and principals has a lot to do with eventually filling the role of a good father, sorry anon I don't think you fit my standard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I guess it makes sense. Well, children are too annoying for me nontheless

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >killing myself
            >in a buddhistic manner
            What? Are you saying you want to reach nirvana but in a stupid, misleading way? Because suicide does not align with Buddhism at all.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it does.
            Read a little about Buddhistic monks first please

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. Suicide is not only antithetical to the Buddhist "ideology", it is directly harmful to your place in samsara. You're one of the morons on NSFFW and NSFFW that calls Buddhism a death cult.
            You have the chance to reach enlightenment and end the cycle but instead you are deciding to make the willful decision to end your life and continue the cycle, albiet in a lower, shittier realm as a lower life form than human, with a lower chance of discovering enlightenment because of it.
            Buddhists do not ever try to kill themselves because "themselves" is a fricking puppet stuck in this cycle of suffering.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I only use Buddhism parted from the religious bullshit, as a way of thinking

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My idea of dominating girl is being the one in charge in relationships and taking responsibility. And also fricking her in the ass while tied up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fit these categories. However, I am only 20 years old, so if you are older than 25 it would probably not work out. I do drive, have my own apartment, a good career, and all of the above, though.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These thread hurt me every time.
    Even the lenient posters will include a singlepoint that punctures my ego.
    And still I click
    Even sadder is the guys that reply as if the set of standards was a wanted ad and they try to sell themselves or make up for missing points, nah they were just replying to op
    And yet I click
    I knew already exactly what Ill read and how Ill feel about it
    And yet I click

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wym?
      I'm usually of the same opinion, but I fit most of these. I'm surprised about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >These thread hurt me every time.
      Yeah same. I only come to /NSFFW/ to mentally damage myself. In a different thread someone said women don't care about dick size but 99% of this thread wants minimum above average dick size.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >would you date someone you met here?
    yeah
    >hair
    I don't care
    >weight/build
    I don't care
    >hair
    I don't care
    >dick size
    I don't care
    >interests
    I don't care
    >personality
    reliable and kind
    >extras
    you want to build a small happy family and you live in Europe or in America (I mean the continent)

    I'll post my discord if anyone's interested

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where do you live though? could you move in with me immediately? what's your age and interests? And why can't you find a bf with those low standards?
      Post disc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hi. I live in Europe and I probably wouldn't move in with you immediately. Can I ask you your age first?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          west or east europe?
          i'm 25
          how long until you would consider moving? also are you in college or do u work or are u neet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how old are you? prob wouldn't move in immediately but I've been considering Europe. currently in NA
          also older than those 2 but I've given up on dating esp from here. I'm not expecting anything. I think I need to find someone irl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hello, are you older than 28? Where in Europe would you consider moving to?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >28 year old hag thinks she's still worth something
            Buddy, it was time to settle down and get married 8 years ago.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I couldn't. I'm aware of my worth and I hope my standards reflect it.

            yeah I'm older by a couple of years, and idk where yet. somewhere English speaking ideally. frick North America, people here aren't my thing
            you seem a bit over eager, what else do you want in a guy?

            I'm sorry I come off as over eager, I don't want anything in particular.
            Sadly I don't live in an English speaking country.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >sadly
            then we probably wouldn't get along. I need someone I can get along with who I can relate to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what did anon mean by that? is he some kind of sherlock holmes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's still got another 7 or so years of fertility. The average age of marriage for women in the US is 28.4 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_age_at_first_marriage#Americas), she's fine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I'm older by a couple of years, and idk where yet. somewhere English speaking ideally. frick North America, people here aren't my thing
            you seem a bit over eager, what else do you want in a guy?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ugh i literally don't care about a boy's looks at all as long as he's tall and handsome

  20. 1 month ago
    Add: the_nicest_person

    Fembots all want to date me 88w88
    No need to deny it anomis

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >over 5'11 (im 5'9)
    >anything but super skinny or super fat.
    >messy hair .... drools..
    >6 inches preem
    >furry, mlp, pokemon, autistic shit like me.
    >funny ! and open minded. im a very ppositive person and i dont want to be surrounded by hate
    >extras: not addicted to porn. im anti porn that shit fr rots ur brain and shrinks ur dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hello i am like that, please be european.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are 10 years younger than me and underage, you know people can report you for that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know that, but hey age never stoped me from doing dumb shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Plus i live in Brazil, here ya have to grow up fast if you wanna live, 4 of my friends already got killed, 2 are already dads, so....

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see post says "dont care about height"
    >read further
    >she wants a submissive femboy
    why the frick do you people(women) have to be like this
    is there no room in this world for the 5'7 man without a femdom fetish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you would make a good submissive boy, since you whine like a b***h all the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why the frick do you people(women) have to be like this
      >is there no room in this world for the 5'7 man without a femdom fetish
      bastard. I was literally the first poster itt and said exactly that I don't care about height and that I hate femdomgays yet you ignore me. suffer

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    west or east europe?
    i'm 25
    how long until you would consider moving? also are you in college or do u work or are u neet

    you're too young. good luck with your love quest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >too young
      how old are you, are you some christmas cake hag or someone with severe daddy issues

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my bf height

    my bf weight/build
    >>hair
    my bfs amazing hair
    >>dick size
    my bfs monster dick

    my bfs interests

    my bfs personality <3
    (anything else you think is important).
    my bf my bf my bf all i can think about is him <3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where you from? do you do anal? do you shave? do you swallow cum and piss? how often do u frick? do u cum quick? how kinky are you? whats your most degen fantasy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sorry i only care about my bf and not random NSFFW coomers!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yet you're still here you attention prostitute. you like random men giving you attention? what would your bf think
          So answer the questions or get out of this thread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope! Im just posting in the thread so he'll see it because he'll know my post is for him! So frick you, random coomer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bad excuse. you just like cheating and talking to other guys. and your bf doesn't love you so much that he doesn't let you.
            sad. relationship doomed to fail, many such cases!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're projecting an awful lot and have no idea. you know nothing about me or my bf, so frick off. sucks for you that you'll never have a gf who thinks you're the ideal lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bf here. stfu moron. She's my ideal too and we will frick while laughing at your post.

            This is cringe, you guys are probably teenage edaters. If not then that's even worse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >This is cringe
            anon, you're the one who made this fricking post

            where you from? do you do anal? do you shave? do you swallow cum and piss? how often do u frick? do u cum quick? how kinky are you? whats your most degen fantasy?

            you are cringe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >anon, you're the one who made this fricking post

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bf here. stfu moron. She's my ideal too and we will frick while laughing at your post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how old is ur bf anon

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a terrible feeling, to just barely miss all of these standards.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height - any height, I'm 4'11 so just be taller than me
    >weight/build - any weight
    >hair - any color
    >dick size - five inches or above
    >interests - weeb like me, and likes vtubers
    >personality - extroverted
    >extras (anything else you think is important). - likes me for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the catch? Do you live in a third world country or happen to be underage?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        - extroverted
        That's the catch. She wants social party chad to brag about to all her friends.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That somehow flew right under my radar, nice save, thanks anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick do you guys manage to be so pessimistic and cynical

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's just how it is anon. What does an 'extroverted' personality mean in your opinion and why would a girl want that?
            I'm going to assume you are 18 or younger so you don't have much life experience yet but as they say: it is what it is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I live in America and no I'm not underage.
        and there is no catch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you do live in a third world country.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Where in America approximately?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >there's no catch
          >anime and vtubers
          kek

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bare minimum
    Orthodox, wholesome, moving or is in Japan
    >extras
    Good sense of fashion and into history and other cute nerdy shit
    >absolute nots
    Catholics, moids, anything resembling a degen or wrong head thinker, not going to Japan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moids
      So your a lesbian?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A good man transcends moid, but they're mythical which is why im single

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    starting from 5'7
    >weight/build
    average with some muscle
    >hair
    blonde or brown
    >dick size
    idk but not one that's basically non-existent
    >interests
    weeb
    knowing my language would be cool, or knowing multiple
    pcs and programming
    cooking
    music
    also can clean and do household stuff like fixing stuff
    >personality
    outgoing since i want to him to get me out of this shell
    probably more extroverted than me
    usually calm and carefree
    can solve most problems that gets in his way
    always does something
    doesn't sit it in one place
    >extras (anything else you think is important)
    not porn addicted
    doesn't have a high body count (must be celibate virgin)
    must have traditional values
    must be stronger than me so he can protect me
    ok that's it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seems reasonable but not worth it

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw don't fit any of the standards of fembots

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From this thread I think hair/not being bald might be more important than height

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is stupid and useless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i feel the same
      >choese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the moids barely replied to anyone despite the low requirements being asked
      >the foids who did get responses stopped replying back
      lol frickin a

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    at least 5'10" pla
    >weight/build
    not fat and not a lanklet (guys with skinny arms turn me off so much... lol)
    >hair
    not bald
    >dick size
    don't care
    >interests
    preferably a stemgay. bonus points if he likes animals and will look at birds with me
    >personality
    nice and gentle and caring
    >extras (anything else you think is important)
    please do not have awful hygiene and also don't be a NEET and/or manchild. I like hardworking men (I work hard too)

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gay obvi bait that I will adhere to
    >five four plus
    >140 or above
    >not bald or if bald you must be extremely sexy or odd looking enough to be sexy
    >thick and idc as long as you can work it
    >humanities and arts so I can manipulate you or eh preferably science you can be superior and mean about it
    >sensitive and easily malleable
    >virgin or kys
    srry for formatting am mobilegay

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love threads like this even tho they make me sad
    I fit some peoples ideals but I know that there's always going to be something in the way

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most of these girls have interests that are weird so I don't feel like I've missed out on the love of my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, people with weird interests are cool.
      I wish more girls had weird interests.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive, I don't fit any femanon's standards. Suddenly I understand why I keep getting ghosted lmao now it all makes sense

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fit a few of these but I think trying to date anyone off here would never work.

  39. 1 month ago
    sage

    demoralization thread
    die

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a submissive shy bf who I can tie up and abuse
    Is this too much to ask?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      here, i forgot to mention in my original post but i'm trans btw :3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but i'm trans btw :3
        hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this too much to ask?
      if you're attractive it ain't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am the type you would want but the problem is I am so depressed when it comes to these sorts of things that I rarely come here only when I'm down bad I guess but eh
      How can I contact you?
      Maybe we can get to know each other as friends first
      I'd like to go look in a used bookstore with you for comics and games and such but then you can drag me along shopping and have me get you cute clothes and shoes for you

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any girl that says she doesn't care is desperate. She'll eventually develop preferences once shes in a relationship and her confidence increases. Then she'll be monkey branching to a better guy.

    This isn't gender specific, I know the desperate guys will do the same thing. Think they can score a hotter chick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THAT IS WHY YOU MEET EACH OTHER'S FRIENDS AND FAMILY IDIOT

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never had sex but any guy who explicitly asks for virginity is a red flag. I didn't keep it to satiate your moronic misogyny and double standards, I did it because intimacy is a gift I want to give to a man I made 100% certain I'll spend the rest of my life with. It's not for you, it's for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you a virgin tho?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is objectively for your future partner, to give it to them as a gift and not to keep for yourself. You are right though. It is not for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a double standard if the guy is a virgin as well. Maybe he wants someone who values intimacy as much as he does.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alright ladies one at a time i know you all love me

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was 6ft 6inch and something else 6 but i like anyone who accepts me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Six pack and six figure salary

  45. 1 month ago
    Be patient breh.

    I'm curious about you. You're an interesting person. I do not want a romantic relationship though. Just to ask questions and stuff. I will probably ghost you if you catch feelings though.

    banevasionhaha on discord

    • 1 month ago
      Be patient breh.

      >Depends how older
      like 8 years
      >Also I would hope you are not super ugly
      well I hate to crush your hopes. but at least I'm self aware of it. best of luck anon

      Didn't attach reply

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5'7 at least

    Not overweight
    >>hair
    Curly and dark
    >>dick size
    As long as its not like,a 2 inch micro pp I'm happy with whatever

    Creative hobbies

    Nice to me. Loyal. Makes me laugh.

    No weird fetishes. Nice to his mom. Wants to be a father

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lady's, I am 19m,
    > 6'2
    > skinny-ish (75 kg)
    > dark-brown wawy hair
    > 6.5 looks, 7.5 if u have daddy issues
    > 7'5 inches
    > play piano,
    > learned 7 languages, know 4 fluently
    > like anime & games; have creative hobbies
    > introverted personality with extroverted behavior
    > have domination, anal, and ear licking kink
    > the only downside is i'm a mentally ill neet
    Would u date me?

  48. 1 month ago
    Wallace-chan

    I found this thread to be a bit of a whitepill.
    Nice to know the femanons have a lot of different tastes in the dudes they fancy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a lot of different tastes
      If you pass all the physical requirements.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the different tastes being tall and big dick

      • 1 month ago
        Wallace-chan

        I thought 5 inches was average. Not to mention most seem not to care. Take that with a grain of salt if needed.

  49. 1 month ago
    smokinghotvirgin

    >height
    dont care
    >weight/built
    dont care as long as healthy
    >hair
    present or bald
    >dick
    dont care
    >interests
    smart. like intelligent as frick. cares so fricking much about quantum physics. reads everyday. Can do and enjoys extremely complex math. Enjoys spending time in nature. Likes discussing literature. Likes staying healthy. Likes to game. DOES NOT WATCH PORN!!
    >personality
    idk just comfortable with himself and loyal.
    >extra
    +21yo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >intelligent
      >likes to game

      oh sister

      • 1 month ago
        smokinghotvirgin

        hey man its a fantasy okay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pls be in
      GERMANY
      E
      R
      M
      A
      N
      Y

      • 1 month ago
        smokinghotvirgin

        nordik :p

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn, was worth a try

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw me but i miss the standard by 2 years of age

      • 1 month ago
        smokinghotvirgin

        is this endo -or exothermic reaction
        2/1H + 12/6C 4/2He + 10/5B.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >2/1H + 12/6C 4/2He + 10/5B
          im guessing you meant
          2/1H + 12/6C => 4/2He + 10/5B.?
          In that case, i still wouldnt be able to determine it bc i dont have the enthalpy values. If you can provide them, i could tell you though

          • 1 month ago
            smokinghotvirgin

            yeah my arrow went missing for some reason 🙁
            also meant endo/exoenergic... solve mass decifit and then Qdeltamc^2

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn, im not a chemist but i'll try my best from what i remember.
            So aftyer looking at the isotopic masses (assuming you are using the most common ones in natur and not decayants) the mass of the reactactants is 146 u (approximately)
            The mass of the products is 116 u ( again, doing all thios on paper so i dont feel like adding up to the 4th decimal point like im supposed to, deal with it)
            so the total mass defixcit is approx 30 u.
            So to balance3 the equation i would have to make sure that the amount of each type of atom is the same on either side so
            2H +12/6C => 4He+10/5B
            Sooooooooo 2 protons combined with a carbon-12 nucleus produce 4 alpha particles (aka helium nuclei) and a boro-10 atom?
            am i right? i'm studying informatics, i just like reading lab books

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now, allow me 5 mins to type out qdeltamc^2, i alr solved it in my head pretty much kek

            [...]
            so
            we know deltam (rounding it up), its 30 u
            c is a constant
            so 1 u is (again, allow me to siumplify) 1.7*10^-27 kg
            so deltam is 30*1.7*10^-27 kg/u
            soooo we can just calculate Q from this (ill spare you the details it's 4.6*10^-9

            >i ain't doing that shit it's obviously exo.
            it'spretty obvious since there is a release of particles but you kinda have to justify it

            Plus i like moving numbers so it was a fun exercise

            I liked this exercise. Not exactly looking for a gf rn but if you got something better to throw my way or wanna play some cs/dota/arma/overwatch/minecraft/whatever shoot me a dm on discord (gorrgodslayer)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now, allow me 5 mins to type out qdeltamc^2, i alr solved it in my head pretty much kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now, allow me 5 mins to type out qdeltamc^2, i alr solved it in my head pretty much kek

            so
            we know deltam (rounding it up), its 30 u
            c is a constant
            so 1 u is (again, allow me to siumplify) 1.7*10^-27 kg
            so deltam is 30*1.7*10^-27 kg/u
            soooo we can just calculate Q from this (ill spare you the details it's 4.6*10^-9

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          exo

          yeah my arrow went missing for some reason 🙁
          also meant endo/exoenergic... solve mass decifit and then Qdeltamc^2

          i ain't doing that shit it's obviously exo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i ain't doing that shit it's obviously exo.
            it'spretty obvious since there is a release of particles but you kinda have to justify it

            Plus i like moving numbers so it was a fun exercise

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            gay shit
            Numbers are just a placeholder to help your brain make connections with intuition. Like August Kekule finding the structure of benzene by thinking of an ouroboros

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            meh, im not a chemist so i'm not actively thinking differently
            But that story is wild lmao
            Half of chemistry is "hey, i found this weird shit, let's taste it/inject it in myself/this random guy to see what it does (see LSD/Sweetners)

          • 1 month ago
            smokinghotvirgin

            sowwy incorrect 🙁
            if u calculate mass deficit is is
            delta m = mH12 - m e +mC12 -6m e - (mHe4 -2m e - + mB10 - 5m e)
            =mH2 + mC12 -mHe4 -mB10
            =2,0141018u +12, 000 000u - 4 ,0026033u -10,012937u = -0,0014385u
            since the mass deficit is negative, reaction must be endoenergic
            therefore reaction energy is
            Q=deltamc2
            =-0,0014385u x c2
            =-0,0014385 =-1,339 954MeW =-1,340Mew
            somebody correct me if am wrong am at biochem class rn so might b typos

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            probabloy right, im not exactly in chem. Im in engineering kek
            Your turn to suffer
            In a parallel RLC circuit, the resistor has a resistance of 10 ohms, the inductor has an inductance of 0.1 henries, and the capacitor has a capacitance of 100 microfarads. If the circuit is driven by an AC power source with a frequency of 1000 hertz, determine the impedance of the circuit at resonance
            also if you want pain
            Discuss the behavior of the circuit near resonance and its implications in practical applications, such as in frequency-selective filters and impedance matching networks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mass deficit is negative
            >reaction must be endoenergic

            You mean it's positive. It's supposed to be products minus reactants. And higher mass of products means endo

          • 1 month ago
            me_on_the_right

            it's good to be on top

            I used to like maths but after I learned to min-max for grades/exams, the fun disappeared

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I read humanities book instead daily (and now fiction a bit), but I do not game however

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The perfect woman found
      How smart are you?

      • 1 month ago
        smokinghotvirgin

        not very smart i just really like physics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          your dream man is basically Einstein but humble

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >quantum physics
      Oof. I'm more of a geometry guy (did pic related for fun). Quantum physics just never interested me as much because you can't really do anything with the equations unless you have a particle collider at home.

      • 1 month ago
        me_on_the_right

        nerdposting

        >5'10
        >healthy range for his height
        >mid length hair
        >just not tiny
        >a total nerd
        >a total nerd
        >not annoying

        probabloy right, im not exactly in chem. Im in engineering kek
        Your turn to suffer
        In a parallel RLC circuit, the resistor has a resistance of 10 ohms, the inductor has an inductance of 0.1 henries, and the capacitor has a capacitance of 100 microfarads. If the circuit is driven by an AC power source with a frequency of 1000 hertz, determine the impedance of the circuit at resonance
        also if you want pain
        Discuss the behavior of the circuit near resonance and its implications in practical applications, such as in frequency-selective filters and impedance matching networks.

        not very smart i just really like physics

        post your academic rankings

        I am top 1% of my cohort

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i skipped the 11th grade

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In my defense my GPA is so low because I could usually derive the answers from first principles DURING the exam so I never bothered studying.

          • 1 month ago
            me_on_the_right

            there is no defense for lack of diligence

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True. But Rainbow 6 was calling me.

            >cumulative
            >gpa
            Modern colleges are so moronic honestly. You wasted 4 years for no reason. When I was an engineer we talked about our mentorships and internships, not our grades lol

            >You wasted 4 years for no reason.
            It's not wasted. I have a career lined up, which for legal reasons requires me to have a degree in engineering.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I have a career lined up
            ESL bro, it's called a job. People say "i have a job lined up", and don't say autistic shit like le legal reasons, either you are willing to talk about your industry or you just don't. The point is that you could have gotten your meme degree online for almost free without even taking exams or any effort. You can even get a cumulative median IQR gpa.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL bro, it's called a job. People say "i have a job lined up", and don't say autistic shit like le legal reasons
            I said "career" instead of "job" because calling it a job would have implied it's a temporary stepping stone, which this is not. My father runs a small consulting firm, and when he retires I'll take over. In order to do that I'll have to be a "Professional Engineer" (this is a tightly regulated title in Canada, similar to how you can't just arbitrarily call yourself a doctor) which requires an engineering degree and 4 years of work experience. I just simplified that as "legal reasons" because I didn't feel like explaining the moronic intricacies of professional engineering in Canada.
            >you could have gotten your meme degree online for almost free without even taking exams or any effort.
            I wouldn't want to get my meme degree online because I got lots of hands on experience with robotics, mechanical design, human kinetics and bioinstrumentation that I couldn't have gotten from some shitty online program.
            Now if you'd like to shit on me for being Canadian, be my guest. It's a shithole country and nobody would ever deny that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cumulative
            >gpa
            Modern colleges are so moronic honestly. You wasted 4 years for no reason. When I was an engineer we talked about our mentorships and internships, not our grades lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homie you go to Guelph! LOL!!! Go to a real school!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I do that? Guelph has the best on-campus food in the province. And I already finished my degree anyway.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homie why did you go to Guelph?

            t. Queens bull

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because there are only a handful of schools that offer biomedical engineering degrees? Or at least there were in 2017. It was basically Guelph or Carleton and Carleton shit the bed when I went to their campus tour so I picked Guelph. I don't regret it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yooo
      You're based honestly
      I have several feet worth of stacked notes for physics including quantum mechanics, vector calculus, graph theory, abstract algebra etc.
      Lately I have been more into art stuff
      But yeah I do have an entire compilation channel I created to archive mathematics materials like this:

      So yeah if that seems interesting to you I think we could be friends
      Porn is cucking yourself btw
      t. - urokosakanabito

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dubs checked!
    btw everynyan here needs to go outside

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm outside right now. It makes me worse.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    >weight/build
    >hair
    >dick size
    >interests
    >personality
    >extras (anything else you think is important).

    i don't care about any of this i just want love

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is literally the only one I pass...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good job passing, i think

        good. I am sure that the posters who talk about these superficial traits will find some sort of relationship one way or another (as long as they are sufficiently kind/do not repulse the other person too much), hopefully they will realise soon how meaningful a genuine connection with another human being can be 🙂

        at this point i find it unlikely to find a simple meaningful connection with someone who is fully honest and committed

        • 1 month ago
          me_on_the_right

          have you tried trying to form a connection without the goal of dating? I find it is quite fun to try to share a bit of yourself with another human being, and also to try to learn something from them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, i have only ever had one partner. im essentially asexual and rarely desired a romantic partnership - only ever sought loving companionship from someone. id prefer the love to be platonic, honestly

          • 1 month ago
            me_on_the_right

            When I say connection I don't even necessarily mean romance. Just finding another person cool as a person and sharing your ideas with them in a genuine way.

            I guess eventually, when you are looking for a partner you would be on the lookout for someone who you think is really cool, as a person.

    • 1 month ago
      me_on_the_right

      good. I am sure that the posters who talk about these superficial traits will find some sort of relationship one way or another (as long as they are sufficiently kind/do not repulse the other person too much), hopefully they will realise soon how meaningful a genuine connection with another human being can be 🙂

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Height not a huge factor but ideally I would want them my height or taller

    Weight and build
    I cannot do skinny men
    My butt is too big and I dont want to accidentally crush his pelvis

    Hair HAS TO BE WASHED

    D size is Meh

    You surprisingly dont need much interest in common in order to date

    Please be the social one. The one who will or can answer the door and make friends or conversation with strangers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My butt is too big and I dont want to accidentally crush his pelvis
      Uh that's not how that works, I think
      Do girls not realise when they say things like this how it drives our imaginations wild?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Height
    191 centimeters tall
    >Weight/build
    Thin and athletic due to sports such as fencing
    >Hair
    Blonde
    >Dick size
    Idk, average size
    >Interests
    Music (preferably a talented violin player), military, fencing, rowing and swimming, reading (especially espionage novels)
    >Personality
    Charming, highly intelligent, a bit shy but extremely cunning and passionate
    >Extras
    Must be germanic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one noticed that I described Heydrich, sad
      Now seriously, he must be white, have blue eyes, sorta tall (over 5'9), 18-30 and a medium to large dick, not too dumb, and not a porn addict, be completely straight and not a serial killer I guess and love me, be loyal, not fat
      Some of those are even negotiable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So a 6'2 jobless non-white is okay? Anyways I don't pass since my dick is too large

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Jobless
          No
          >Non-white
          Yes, if Japanese or Korean
          I said that dick size should be medium to large, I didn't say the limit kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What about Slaves?
            >jobless no
            What about neetbux

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Slavics
            Yes
            >Neetbux
            Yes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, so I pass as long as 7"5 is OK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No one noticed that I described Heydrich, sad
        hahah, based.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Talented violin+fencing
      Holy crap mate you're watching too much opera soap i kek'd so hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I literally described Heydrich as a joke kek
        I posted my real standards somewhere

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    6'0
    >weight/build
    < 15% Bodyfat, athletic
    >hair
    Blonde
    >dick size
    6 inches plus
    >interests
    Vidya, hiking, swimming
    >personality
    Kind, honest, caring, supporting, relaxed.
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    natural body scent smells nice, indicating compatible immune systems.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10
    >healthy range for his height
    >mid length hair
    >just not tiny
    >a total nerd
    >a total nerd
    >not annoying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not annoying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't get filtered out at >5'10+
        begone normalgay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You do not understand what a burden it is being annoying. I have to try so hard not to get on people's nerves but I can only keep up the act for so long. The worst part is I can't even resent them for hating me because I know they are right to do so. I am simply insufferable.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's good. Insufferable moids and foids belong together, don't ruin better people.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6'3
    200 lbs
    long wavy hair
    8 inch
    me
    obsessed with me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow that b***h got standarts!

      Even I don't qualify!

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not fat
    >loyal
    Thats it, but apparently that is too much to ask

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >edating a femanon from NSFFW
    wew lad lmao, at least it isn't soc but i am only interested in people who are interested in something more than friend collecting

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    doesnt matter, but cant be a literal/actual midget
    >weight/build
    slender, not fat
    >hair
    maybe black or brown, but also doesnt matter
    >dick size
    not relevant/doesnt matter
    >interests
    really strange/nerdy interests that you would have to assume he is autistic or something
    >personality
    introverted, shy but willing to open up with enough commitment (from me) loyal, not a normie, *often feels like an outcast in society* personality like morishige from corpse party if you know who he is (pic rel)
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    not addicted to porn/willing to give it up for me, east asian (preferably japanese, chinese, or korean) but doesnt have to be, *not black or indian* doesnt smell

    basically an average guy with an internal conflict complex/mental issues, and by average i mean 4/10s, 5/10s, 6/10s maximum, not scarily attractive, but not too ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why did you literally just describe me
      except I'm not east asian, I'm white.

      • 1 month ago
        scara nona

        hi.. *blushes and tucks hair behind ear*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hi... um, would you maybe uh, add me if I dropped my tag?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sure, what do you want to message on? preferably discord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bumping my own standards post ^
      will i ever get a virgin boyfriend..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's morishige's personality like?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sakutaro is a character with layers: he likes to leave a good impression on other people while hiding his inner personality. He acts stoic and collected

          (lazy copy and paste from the wiki) basically if you are a borderline weirdo/freak that is against society and social norms that is my type

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            u know hell prolly be a nest?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fit most of these except East Asian, and maybe Morishige. We can watch Corpse Party together and I can figure it out. What counts as a "nerdy" interest? I'm fairly standard NSFFW anon interests in NSFFWvNSFFW topics, smidgen of NSFFW and /k/, but I've been dabbling a bit in /x/litNSFFW recently. They're making me interested in reading nonfiction books again at least.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The femanon you replied to is a prostitute who solicits gifts from /NSFFW/ simps in the BioFem general. If you'd be okay with dating a woman like that, go for it, but I'd personally find it revolting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can't find a like minded woman anywhere it seems haha

          • 1 month ago
            kpopnona

            nah, she's a sweetheart who's been looking for you. anon is salty he either has no money to gift anyone or can't get her attention. exchange some emails with her at least.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's officially a prostitute.

          • 1 month ago
            kpopnona

            so close! to be a prostitute she would need to have personal encounters that are mostly illegal anywhere
            girl just has a wishlist set up. you could make your own too. who knows?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>no good! stupid!!! boring!! aaah!!
            oh also, i didnt ask for any gifts, i made a throne to see what it is and someone gifted me out of the blue. seems like its gonna be used against me for now own though, so i will stop namegayging for nows~

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's officially a prostitute.

            no no~ dont worry, hes not the guy im looking for anyway.

            im gonna make another "this anime guy but irl reply if you are like him" reply to this thread later, maybe i should choose a character like scaramouche

          • 1 month ago
            kpopnona

            i'd just hate for you to lose a contact because a salty butthole showed up like what probably happened with me.
            i'll use this as my opportunity to post this too. sad i missed the thread before it got so close to bump limit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>i'd just hate for you to lose a contact because a salty butthole showed up like what probably happened with me.
            HI KPOPS dw i dont mind! there are millions of guys like my post

            >height
            doesnt matter, but cant be a literal/actual midget
            >weight/build
            slender, not fat
            >hair
            maybe black or brown, but also doesnt matter
            >dick size
            not relevant/doesnt matter
            >interests
            really strange/nerdy interests that you would have to assume he is autistic or something
            >personality
            introverted, shy but willing to open up with enough commitment (from me) loyal, not a normie, *often feels like an outcast in society* personality like morishige from corpse party if you know who he is (pic rel)
            >extras (anything else you think is important).
            not addicted to porn/willing to give it up for me, east asian (preferably japanese, chinese, or korean) but doesnt have to be, *not black or indian* doesnt smell

            basically an average guy with an internal conflict complex/mental issues, and by average i mean 4/10s, 5/10s, 6/10s maximum, not scarily attractive, but not too ugly

            and if he doesnt like one part about me i wonder what he will think when he finds out i am a freak lol. i should have put "not a normie" in bold i guess

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>no good! stupid!!! boring!! aaah!!
            oh also, i didnt ask for any gifts, i made a throne to see what it is and someone gifted me out of the blue. seems like its gonna be used against me for now own though, so i will stop namegayging for nows~

            >i didnt ask for any gifts
            Not only a prostitute, a lying prostitute. This is why you always have to be careful, lads.

          • 1 month ago
            scaranona

            ieeee!! im getting stalked!! super hot steamy sexy!! lovely lovely koibito ga ero! aah!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Scara sucks, Kazuha is way better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            based superiority complex prettyboy twink vs just kazuha

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kazuha is way more pretty and calming + a poet. Scara is just an edgy homosexual.
            Even Xiao is better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what if i liked edgy homosexuals. then what. have you considered that possibility. what would your response be

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            fair enough. I was just giving you shit because I was bored. Edgy homosexuals can be cool.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, sorry but I'm a loner and the thought of someone I'm talking to with the hopes of dating and eventual marriage being chased and given gifts by multiple men while I am talking to her grosses me out quite a lot. Like I said, a like minded woman eludes me.
            Before I head to sleep I would also like to say I find it shameful and hypocritical for so many women here to say porn/masturbation bad, while they have a horde of orbiters.
            I just think that is the opposite of loyalty that some of you are demanding.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow a bot with integrity, good on you anon. You are one of the rare ones. I hope you find that mythical woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the thought of someone I'm talking to with the hopes of dating and eventual marriage being chased and given gifts by multiple men while I am talking to her grosses me out
            anon i was talking to this bawd (non-romantically tbf) and this is how i felt
            i guess i was part of what made her a bawd so it's paradoxical but she didn't feel guilty about it when i wanted more exclusivity.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I find it shameful and hypocritical for so many women here to say porn/masturbation bad, while they have a horde of orbiters.
            That's because it is shameful. The greatest irony is that almost all of them mention porn as a deal breaker while not realizing that they are being used as a porn fantasy to jerk off to for the price of $10-20. Then they act all surprised when men prefer to jerk off to porn.
            Who would want to spend real time and money on a prostitute who sells her dignity to stranger coomers for $10 lmao

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how much anons could fit into my *ideal* standards
    >Height
    I like tall guys, so 5'9 tall minimum
    >Weight build
    If I could describe, not fat. You can be heroin skinny, lean, ripped but not fat. Fat moids are the laziest of the lazy, since they can lose weight by just not eating junk food
    >Hair
    I tend to like more blondish tones, but a dark hair is fine. He should have light eyes
    >Dick size
    6 inches
    >Interests
    Gaming, literature, animes, mangas, must have an interest in history, especially WWII, music, languages
    >Personality
    Smart, shy but functioning enough to buy groceries, loyal and affectionate. He must like dark and shitty jokes
    >Extras
    Ideally must be German, I always wanted a German bf
    But in reality all white men are fine
    Must hate all kinds of porn and must hate trannies and femboys
    No cuck shit
    Over 18

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, something I fit perfec..
      >Must hate all kinds of porn and must hate trannies and femboys
      Wft?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just hate degeneracy in men, and I have no interest in dating homosexuals
        Not hard to understand tbh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >degeneracy
          That's just a buzzword, humanity has been jerking off since living on the trees.

          I know coomers are gross, but full on "hates porn" is kinda radical tbh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care about him jerking off, I just hate porn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's kinda conventional to jerk off to porn tho, but it's your preferences ofc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Porn is gross and degenrate.
            If you have a gf, just wait for her to get home. Why even jerk off?
            I want to focus all my lust and desire on her.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If I had a gf I won't be bored and depressed, there'll be zero reason to jerk off

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The concept or the ethics of it? How do you feel about hentai?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A bit of both. I just am a irked if my boyfriend would be dedicating his lust for another woman. If it helps, I don't watch porn myself and people would say I live a rather prude life
            I don't know how I feel about hentai, I don't exactly hate it, but at the same time, I am not ectastic by it. All of them seem incredibly degenerate from what I have seen and I feel like I would be more positive if they showed romantic sex. About the ethics, I heard animators are underpaid so I don't like that either

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >animators
            Oh I literally meant single images like the one I posted. Not full on animations produced by studios.
            >I would be more positive if they showed romantic sex
            Yeah, I feel there's a real lack of that in hentai. That said it's kinda hard to show romance in one or two pictures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat moids are the laziest of the lazy, since they can lose weight by just not eating junk food
      Fat foids are different how?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't eat junk food, I'm still fricking fat 210 lbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >But in reality all white men are fine
      Are you white?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow I almost perfectly fit into this except for some of the hobbies, pp size and nationality (I am of Nordic subgroup) C:

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I fit these categories. However, I am only 20 years old, so if you are older than 25 it would probably not work out. I do drive, have my own apartment, a good career, and all of the above, though.

        I (should) fit this. Unless you're freakishly tall. I'm 6ft1. My hair isn't really that long but I used to have it decently long.

        Bro? Get real. Shes not interested.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          neither am I, I don't wanna e-date and I don't wanna date someone from NSFFW. I was just happy I found one where I actually (mostly) fit the criteria.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit just read the whole thread and woman are SO boring might just date men instead lol, whats the point of marrying someone with the personality and interests of a video game npc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay then, so long, goodbye.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol u just proved my point, woman are fricking bots

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5'6 +

    Twink build
    >>hair
    Soft and dark
    >>dick size
    6 inches

    Me

    Protective of me. Doting.
    (anything else you think is important).
    Doesn't watch porn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if my dick is bigger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As long as its not any bigger than 8 inches than that's perfect yeah

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >male
    >straight (means no tranner porn)
    >white
    >not obsessed with his ex
    that's it. surprisingly difficult.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 matchmaking threads running along eachother, based cupid op. Hopefully some anons end up less loney as a result of this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's sweet and I do wish everyone happiness here but to be frank, the other thread has absolutely zero women putting themselves out there to respond to the men posting their list. That's very sad in my opinion. Whereas in this thread you have quite a few men trying their chances. Both threads are abundant with unimportant physical requirements. But this thread is much worse than the other one in that regard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like i don't understand. This board thends to be very crititcal of women despit always looking for female attention. It's easy to feel intimidated when all the posts are "be anything except fat". I made a post myself overthere but like any other anons i am not expecting a response. It's still nice to put myself out there regardless of how it ends up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I definitely don't understand. I think 90% of posts here being don't be bald and have a big dick is way way way more intimidating yet the men are still trying.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its not hard to have a big dick and not be bald

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and being tall is easy. Being beet us a pe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it is way harder to have a big dick and not be bald than just being a normal weight like they're asking in the moid thread. One is a choise the other is a physical limitation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            idk for me having a big d is a matter of not doing drugs. Not balding is a matter of not shaving. Being tall is a matter of posture

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not being fat is much harder if u are on antidepr

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            drugs can make you penis shrink? what does shaving have to do with balding. Good posture doesn't make you taller.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >drugs can make you penis shrink
            Yes.cigs too
            >Good posture doesn't make you taller.
            but bad one makes u smol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's fair, maybe the femanons aren't as desperate as they claim to be. Let's just hope something nice comes out of these threads regardless.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's because women's "wishlists" for boyfriends have always been ridiculous and men were smart enough to ignore it.
            It's only in the age of social media and simps that we actually start listening to women and taking what they have to say seriously.
            In reality, in 20 years from now on, 99% of these fembots will end up married to some betabuxx average-short height average dick average salary bald guy, or end up alone and rotten.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >drugs can make you penis shrink
            Yes.cigs too
            >Good posture doesn't make you taller.
            but bad one makes u smol

            I'm starting to think these threads are just copium bait.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it is. In reality looks is just a first step to relationship

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was a little happier than usual while typing up my list and looking for someone here. Copium? Maybe.
            I'll still be alone tomorrow but it's nice to dream, isn't it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you're one of the lucky ones to get a reply then.

            Just so u feel better:
            I'm 6'2, +-21BMI, 7'5inches. 7/10 virgin

            Damn chad, how are you here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *chud, not chad. Why?to put it short,mental illness

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rip chu(a)d, mental illness really is the ultimate life cuck. Still though if you look good, wouldn't you at least be able to reach a few milestones?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have agoraphobia.Going out hurts me physically

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's a tough one. Good luck anon. Pro tip : close your eyes when you go outside so you don't know you're outside.

            That's the point of fin. You won't gain hair but you won't lose hair.
            [...]
            >mental illness really is the ultimate life cuck
            It really isn't lol most mental illnesses can be managed. It requires a lot of work which is the real problem. No one wants to put in the work to manage their mental illness. They rather make their problems everyone else's problem as well.

            brain invisible walls are hard to reach through way harder than anything physical (that's actually doable).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >close your eyes when you go outside so you don't know you're outside.
            > I unuronically will try it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hard, not impossible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just so u feel better:
            I'm 6'2, +-21BMI, 7'5inches. 7/10 virgin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If it makes you feel any better, I meet a lot of these girl's laundry list requirements but still can't get laid irl. I'm also a manlet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >big dick
            Wym?
            Most of them said they don't care or that they want 6 inches. I think you're giving more weight to those you don't fit because of the way they make you feel.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think most ITT want 6 inches, minority don't care and a smaller minority want even bigger, and it's fine to have preferences but 6 inches is above average. You're talking to /NSFFW/ and want genetically gifted men.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Idk anon. I'm a fricking loser and I fit most of them.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fit to 93% but really neet is a unsaid dealbreaker

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >women claiming they don't care about height

    that's how you can tell this is all bullshit.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, this thread's brutal.

    My hairline hasn't moved much, but I'm diffuse thinning like crazy even on dutasteride, minoxidil and microneedling. Got a very visible thin spot now which is worse when not having showered. I'm a turbomanlet, but even I got attention sometimes when I had a full head of hair.
    Hoping the switch to oral minoxidil does something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go on fin to stop losing hair
      >loses erection strength and fall below 6 inches

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fin didn't do shit to me personally. I just maintained my thin hair. You might be interested in GT20029 down the line. Phase II testing results got released and it works wonderfully. It completely blocks DHT receptors on your scalp as opposed to lowering DHT so it'd be a good fin/dut replacement. It's gotten farther than RU at this point, no more "wait 15 years" memes. It's gonna happen.
        Planning on holding out until 2026-27 for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point of fin. You won't gain hair but you won't lose hair.

          Rip chu(a)d, mental illness really is the ultimate life cuck. Still though if you look good, wouldn't you at least be able to reach a few milestones?

          >mental illness really is the ultimate life cuck
          It really isn't lol most mental illnesses can be managed. It requires a lot of work which is the real problem. No one wants to put in the work to manage their mental illness. They rather make their problems everyone else's problem as well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            requires a lot of work which is the real problem. No one wants to put in the work to manage their mental illness. They rather make their problems everyone else's problem as well.

            >true, as a mental I confirm were just lazy

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All these femoids asking for golden retriever/stupid nice guys into nerd hobbies
    I refuse to believe you exist, not a single example have I ever come across on a dating site. It's all tattood up fat bawds with kids looking to settle after riding twenty million dicks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they actually will choose dark triad 6 ft Chads in practice every time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it hurts to read these. You get hope but then realize they're lying.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    Don't really care. I'm 5'10'' and have seen men shorter than me who I found attractive. Not in a snu-snu/fetish way either.
    >weight/build
    Not fat to the point of waddling.
    >hair
    Ideally still has most of it on his head.
    >dick size
    Not sure.
    >interests
    The stuff that they talk about on the Weird Studies podcast.
    >personality
    High openness.
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    Pure virgin, laughs at my jokes, thinks my taste in music and dress sense is cool, wants to reproduce, goes to music events with me, simps for me, wants adventure and novelty but also wants stability and trad-ish life at the same time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of music do you like? I'm not looking for a gf especially on here since I'm bald, short and ugly, but I'm curious about the music compatibility being important

      Moving to a city with a great music scene (Chicago) from a hick town has done wonders for my social life and output. I joined a noise rock band here and have met some semi-RYM famous band guys. 2 years ago I didn't know how to play a single instrument and I was a lonely 29 year old loser with a worthless STEM degree. It's been a fun time, even if I felt old towards the beginning. You should do something similar if you want "adventure" and are musically inclined. I don't regret it at all, especially since there's better jobs here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lately I've been listening to Drab Majesty, Steve Roach, and Devil Master a bunch. I did actually have a coworker tell me that she met people by volunteering at our local Wire-ish music venue and I've wanted to do something like that. Also just bought tickets to Roadburn even though I have zero friends to go with but I suppose I have a year to figure things out.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fine, I'll take it back. Most foids ITT are in fact not size queens, a minority of them are.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon took my Heydrich's description seriously kek

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is being bald just not preferred or is it like a deal breaker? What about this pic of my friend, is this too bald?

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    doesnt matter
    >weight/build
    slender, not fat
    >hair
    doesnt matter, but preferably without hair dye.
    >dick size
    doesnt matter, preferably greysexual / asexual
    >interests
    finds various simple things intriguing/deep
    >personality
    introverted, keeps things to himself, socially aloof, takes a while to warm up to other people, abandonment issues, superiority complex for everyone besides me, thinks this world is full of morons besides a very small select few. personality like pic rel (scaramouche from genshin)
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    not addicted to porn, not black or indian, preferably east asian (japanese) but doesnt have to be. not a normie but not completely deranged. average/twink looking, in his 20s.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to include a link to your Throne.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >preferably greysexual / asexual
      im extremely sexual but otherwise me, esp the personality part :3
      what race are you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what race are you?
        white, russian american. are you japanese? do you speak your native language?

        >greysexual
        Thanks for introducing me to this term. I felt like a moron saying I'm "kinda asexual"
        How old are you? I fit most of what you listed.

        omgg, its so hard finding greysexual/sex repulsed guys these days, also i recently turned 19

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >are you japanese
          nein. am mainland cn.
          >native language
          yes. and the local dialect

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ommgg, what province? and what do you want to message on?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            uh are you fr or just farming simps?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i dont like the thought of farming simps.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            drop your disc if you're interested

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anon do you really want to get involved with a girl who preys on and exploits weak mentally ill men out of their money?
            one day your life might take an unexpected turn for the worst and you'll be in a similar mental position as these men, do you really think someone like her will be there to support you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well i did my research on her and she seems to be very picky and weird.
            would still give her a shot tho. im picky too..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno read this and you guys tell me how does this look to you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah she seems ridiculous haha

            i am white and weigh 37.3kg

            if ur into asian dudes that's a plus for me 🙂
            my only rule is white femcels/stacies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            said that to troll and make anons mad, you boys loooveeee out of context screenshots hm? is this your idea of exposing me hm? does it turn you on hm?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            can you answer this post over here

            What is your max age then? 20s covers a wide net.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, yeah sorry I'm not interested in talking with a teenager. I hope you find yourself a greysexual bf your own age. Consider looking for guys with mild schizoid personality disorder. They tend to be pretty sex averse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            huh, i asked for guys around the age of 20 which i am a year younger. thanks for sticking to your morals though, i respect that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You said "in his 20s" which I am. If you'd said "around 20" I wouldn't have replied.
            But anyway, sorry for wasting your time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is your max age then? 20s covers a wide net.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah, maybe 23 or 22

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn thats not a lot of 20s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't fall for the biofem troony

        [...]
        >i didnt ask for any gifts
        Not only a prostitute, a lying prostitute. This is why you always have to be careful, lads.

        The femanon you replied to is a prostitute who solicits gifts from /NSFFW/ simps in the BioFem general. If you'd be okay with dating a woman like that, go for it, but I'd personally find it revolting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >greysexual
        Thanks for introducing me to this term. I felt like a moron saying I'm "kinda asexual"
        How old are you? I fit most of what you listed.

        This is literally me, am a textbook twink
        I'm middle eastern/north african tho

        But can you compete with her orbiters? You'll really need to go the extra mile to make her happy.
        (She made the account one day ago btw.)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >(She made the account one day ago btw.)
          What the actual frick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even know what the frick is going on itt anymore.
            Some teenage attentionprostitute is begging for internet simps to buy her stuff?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldnt surprise me if she was underage

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this was my response in defense to this below v

            >>i'd just hate for you to lose a contact because a salty butthole showed up like what probably happened with me.
            HI KPOPS dw i dont mind! there are millions of guys like my post [...]
            and if he doesnt like one part about me i wonder what he will think when he finds out i am a freak lol. i should have put "not a normie" in bold i guess

            >>no good! stupid!!! boring!! aaah!!
            oh also, i didnt ask for any gifts, i made a throne to see what it is and someone gifted me out of the blue. seems like its gonna be used against me for now own though, so i will stop namegayging for nows~

            but if any guy wants to believe what a moid says to him without a second thought then ew! not for me! bye!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Some teenage attentionprostitute is begging for internet simps to buy her stuff?
            Pretty much. Man, she sure is surprisingly interested in talking to average/below average looking guys who have self esteem issues and don't want to have sex. I wonder why that is?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Man, she sure is surprisingly interested in talking to average/below average looking guys who have self esteem issues and don't want to have sex.
            Cant you just let me dream

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if you say that only like the sterotypical mythical chad, you are a liar and a prostitute, but if you say you like average guys, apparently you are still a liar.. also to all guys with self esteem issues but arent degens i heart you!! :3

            also i forgot to mention i like guys that have "no filter" in my post

            >height
            doesnt matter
            >weight/build
            slender, not fat
            >hair
            doesnt matter, but preferably without hair dye.
            >dick size
            doesnt matter, preferably greysexual / asexual
            >interests
            finds various simple things intriguing/deep
            >personality
            introverted, keeps things to himself, socially aloof, takes a while to warm up to other people, abandonment issues, superiority complex for everyone besides me, thinks this world is full of morons besides a very small select few. personality like pic rel (scaramouche from genshin)
            >extras (anything else you think is important).
            not addicted to porn, not black or indian, preferably east asian (japanese) but doesnt have to be. not a normie but not completely deranged. average/twink looking, in his 20s.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          noo! dont censor my username!! its scara peace!!

          also for a guy like scaramouche i would delete all if my social medias / throne if the thought even bugged him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          noo! dont censor my username!! its scara peace!!

          also for a guy like scaramouche i would delete all if my social medias / throne if the thought even bugged him

          i aint tryna compete with nobody
          its interesting to see people who seemingly line up with me on here and soc threads, doin the odd bit of probing to see how close they actually are or not, nobodys ever been bang on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >greysexual
      Thanks for introducing me to this term. I felt like a moron saying I'm "kinda asexual"
      How old are you? I fit most of what you listed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally me, am a textbook twink
      I'm middle eastern/north african tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm this, kind of. I'm not very sexual at all, but I do still have sexual urges from time-to-time. I'm Korean, disc is dreed1776 if you're actually interested and not larping.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See these posts
        Don't get involved with her

        I dunno read this and you guys tell me how does this look to you

        [...]
        [...]
        But can you compete with her orbiters? You'll really need to go the extra mile to make her happy.
        (She made the account one day ago btw.)

        [...]
        >i didnt ask for any gifts
        Not only a prostitute, a lying prostitute. This is why you always have to be careful, lads.

        The femanon you replied to is a prostitute who solicits gifts from /NSFFW/ simps in the BioFem general. If you'd be okay with dating a woman like that, go for it, but I'd personally find it revolting.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Femanon, if you recognize this image, I'm still waiting for you to come back.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is stupid. i dont have a list of standards, i fall in love with whoever i fall in love with. none of this superficial appearance stuff matters past the first like, week of knowing a person. once youre in love, your monkey brain chemicals will convince you that every feature about the other person is perfect

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since Scara is here I'll try too.
    >height
    preferably above 5'6 but ultimately does not matter (i'm very short)
    >weight/build
    slender, a bit of muscle is fine but don't be like a jojo character
    >hair
    preference for long hair and blondes but any kind is well as long as it's well groomed and cared for. no buzzcuts, broccoli hair or balds.
    >dick size
    please don't be a sex pest.
    >interests
    visual kei, literature classics and anything/everything vintage and old. art, poetry and such.
    >personality
    well spoken, classy, have something more to offer than small talk. unironic larper. oujidere. since scara used her husbando as an example i'll use mine too: like joseph from identity v.
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    take good care of your appearance. don't mind if it's a 4-5/10 as long as you are willing to pamper yourself to go out and such. preference for east asians, and even better, anyone living in/near australia. also don't be over twenty five, i don't want too big of an age gap. (hoping i did not miss anything)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i hope ur white and not fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i am white and weigh 37.3kg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Put your name back on, kpopnona.

      nah, she's a sweetheart who's been looking for you. anon is salty he either has no money to gift anyone or can't get her attention. exchange some emails with her at least.

      No self-respecting man is going to want to date a woman who whines about "moids" while soliciting gifts from them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        But can you compete with her orbiters? You'll really need to go the extra mile to make her happy.
        (She made the account one day ago btw.)

        You're like a super hero man
        Or guardian angel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        notice how i didn't associate my name here and didn't bring it up? why do you think that is anon?
        do not gift the account mentioned in picrel

        yeah she seems ridiculous haha
        [...]
        if ur into asian dudes that's a plus for me 🙂
        my only rule is white femcels/stacies

        as long as you fit most of what i mentioned

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>noo people gifted her out of the kindness of their heart, despite her not doing any type of services for those gifts noo!!
        if you act like above dont even bother kek, it shows you are of low value. men like this will more than likely leave you if they get suspicious/jealous of something kpopchan, so dont beat yourself up over it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no it's fine i understand their jealousy, but it's probably because they associate this website/getting gifts with being an e-prostitute and begging since "nothing comes for free".

          private school girl?

          neet, currently not in australia, i'll be traveling for three months there in a month or so

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            are you like british or something?
            why would you want someone in aus if you're not permanently there?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why would you want someone in aus if you're not permanently there?
            because i will be there for a long time and i am also looking into study options, which means moving full time.
            also my family is half australian.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are less than pathetic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >out of the kindness of their heart, despite her not doing any type of services for those gifts
          lmao
          they literally paid you to engage in their bdsm fantasy you braindead prostitute.
          you are now officially a sex worker and you should let every serious future partner know that, unless you decide to base your relationship on lies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ive been laughing so hard at you alls hate replies, and the dopamine rush is now overflowing. it almost wants to make me throw up like im hangover. but knowing that you all are stalking me now, it makes posting things so much more fun!

            also for nonas, dont try and edate these coomers, calling me and my friend e-prostitutes for having a wishlists.. shameful! im personally just trying to look for advice on my romantic taste. bye byes now!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fine speech, I don't understand ESL though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          loose prostitution you like rape?? Haha i rape you post a contact!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which state in australia?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        new south wales

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          private school girl?

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    taller than me by at least a few inches
    >weight/build
    lanky/skinny/boney/borderline underweight
    >hair
    longish hair? don't mind too much. black/dark brown.
    >dick size
    don't care
    >interests
    weebshit, computers/tech
    >personality
    tsundere, cranky, bully/big brother-like, but very cuddly and touchstarved
    >extras (anything else you think is important).
    shut-in, not many friends like me, likes to autistically ramble, GLASSES!!! no/little body hair. asian.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I (should) fit this. Unless you're freakishly tall. I'm 6ft1. My hair isn't really that long but I used to have it decently long.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i will add then that
    >i do not promote the link to my throne publicly in any thread especially not outside of biofem
    >i do not have any private conversations with any of the people that have previously gifted me nor do i have their contact information
    >i have spoken about this being my ideal man thousands of times on biofem. if you are willing to give me a chance i would really appreciate it. if not, i thank you for your time reading this.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >height
    5'7-6'4 (preferable 5'8-5'10. actually from now on i'm just going to name my absolute ideal)
    >weight/build
    overweight side of healthy weight
    >hair
    not longer than shoulder length, also i don't like buzzcuts
    >dick size
    5 in
    >interests
    underground rap, fashion, history + geography
    >personality
    funny, charismatic, Honestly such a wide variety I don't know. But a little off beat I guess? I really don't know. I like people who are often considered 'corny' if that helps.
    >extras (anything else you think is important).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I regret what I said for the personality section, just ignore it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fit most except im afraid to measure my penis becauze this board gave me paranoia and my interests only include a bit of history and geography, im more the binge anime and videogames when im not working type. At least i was close on this one

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FRICK DO MOIDS WHO DON'T FIT A WOMAN'S STANDARDS CONTACT HER ANYWAY? when did that ever work? so annoying

    the other day i made a post saying i only want hot white guys with huge uncut wieners on another site and like 100 shitskins and white moids with small wieners in my area responded saying "uhh i fit everything but i'm black" "uhh i fit everything but i'm circumcised" you knew i wasn't looking for you and you thought it's a good idea to bother me! do you think you're so great that i would suddenly change my preferences! it's so disrespectful, then they get butthurt when i ignore them

    anyway if you're wondering yes men wjo look like what i want did contact me but it was like only 20 hot white guys with bwc amongst 500 ugly men who didn't fit my description. i look at this thread and i also see men who know they don't fit a woman's standards and bother her anyway. it's really pathetic. stop it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Albert Eistein

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can u post a contact information i am from indian with average penis but i give the sex very good!! Contact???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i am india but i have white man pines and skin babie plez respond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she isn't into asian guys
      ewwwww

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        asians are dark and have small dicks and weird heads

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          aww that turns me on :3
          i hope ur at least a white girl so you have the right to speak like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Itd be hotter if she was asian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You got enough underage kpop thots to pick from, frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are indians white in your eyes butiful? weare caucsian, im also higher caste brahmin so look european

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even the phrase dick size makes me want to vomit, I'd cuddle with another girl I don't think I'd go down on her

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn the moid thread is a ghost town, the femoid thread is beaming with life but i don't see anyone actually picking anyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The few femoids that got replies ignored them in the end and the throne girl probably ruined it for everyone else ITT but we're at bump limit now and the moid thread LOL

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just noticed this thread reached bump limit. The other one is barely sitting at 200 posts. Never again I will believe about fembots being real. So many chances to find a robot on each one but the girls either don't care or don't pursue any further. Still hoping an anon found a happy ending but i'd be honestly surprised if it does end up happening.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed for a bit but it's actually just sad kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen much more sincere people in /soc/ but the thought that someone I'm talking to is entertaining multiple anons at the same time makes me sick so I've never tried /soc/.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        /soc/ is normieland, both men and women there look good and are generally well adjusted, it also feels a lot more casual. Here at least for me it implies a bit more commitment i mean do you really think, in this board, we would be entertaining multiple anons? Idk about you but exchanging contacts with anons here has been very rare and i've been browsing this for quite a few years now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry but yes I see receiving monetary gifts as well as e-flirting as entertaining anons. Sorry I've been cheated on before so that's all just one big sign that I'll get my heart broken again because you can't truly care about me when you have a horde of orbiters at your beck and call. No it doesn't matter to me at all that they're anonymous and you don't privately message them.
          >i mean do you really think, in this board, we would be entertaining multiple anons
          It's not logical, it's not rational, it's my broken brain but I just can't get over it; this thread has lead me to believe no woman here is truly lonely. At any time you can have someone giving you love and care and I can't handle that realization. Sorry but that's just how I feel after this thread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's how everyone is feeling about this thread. Still if you're self aware that i'ts not rational or logical, why not just push yourself a little bit? It's not like you'll get rejected and worst case scenario it just won't work out and you'll be back to how you are now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Push myself to? I don't understand. I assume you mean push myself to talk to women? Any tiny rejection hurts sorry my self esteem is non existent. It hurt when I got ignored after responding to a post ITT. It took me an hour to get the courage to type that response and post it. Frick just reading these lists hurt me a bit.
            >worst case scenario it just won't work out and you'll be back to how you are now
            Worst case scenario I fricking self destruct. I'm scared of how I'll feel if I get my heart broken again. I still wanted to try here a little bit because I thought it might be different.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Guess I've been missreading the thread. Yeah, i see what you mean. Thread is dying but i wish you good luck with it, It's not healthy to stay stuck to women and ego so i hope you get better and become happy enough to get out of here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to get out of here. I actually really hate that thinking. Just leave if you hate it here. I love NSFFW. I've met great, anonymous, people here. I've found great books, tv shows, anime, games, music through this website and its people. I've been here since I was 13, I'm 23 now. I'm not leaving.
            Anyway yeah thread is dying and I have to get to work. Good luck to you as well and enjoy your weekend, it's Friday after all woo woo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah i love NSFFW too. Been here a while too, not as long as you but close enough. I just meant getting out of the /NSFFW/ mindset. It doesn't have to be about misery. this /b/ and /misc/ are the only misery generators of NSFFW.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I just meant getting out of the /NSFFW/ mindset
            I was actually pretty hopeful until I read this thread then I spiraled out of it.
            I've been reading about Buddhism and bought some books. I would like to learn to better control my thoughts and emotions.
            Thank you, my friend, for the conversation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah i appreciate you too, for the chat. good luck with your endevours and have a nice friday. I'mma continue to try to get a NSFFW gamer gf lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one replied to my post aside from an anon who got banned, and I refuse to go into the other thread because I know it'll just be a bunch of posts where I tick off one of the few dealbreakers most robots have, and I don't need that hit to my self-esteem.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm shooting my shot then, you sound reasonable enough. I don't know your standards but i don't think you'll be disappointed with any of my physical characteristics. My personality is a bit boring but if you're willing to work with it it'd be cool. I haven't replied to any of the posts here but i don't fit any of the personality requirements, just the physical ones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm shooting my shot then, you sound reasonable enough. I don't know your standards but i don't think you'll be disappointed with any of my physical characteristics. My personality is a bit boring but if you're willing to work with it it'd be cool. I haven't replied to any of the posts here but i don't fit any of the personality requirements, just the physical ones.

        If you're interested, join this instead of exchanging contacts. It's just me in it and we could talk from there. I feel it's better and more discreet than dropping usernames gg/jn2BAkM

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly funny how far i go to try meeting femanons here. I could try and put effort into meeting people irl but i'm too much of a pussy to actually try it. Almost worked once too but i fricked it up.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6'6

    260lbs with a 24 inch bideltoid
    >>hair
    dark blonde
    >>dick size
    7inches length by 5inches girth

    looksmaxxing, history, biology, genetics, politics

    has autism and an IQ of 130
    (anything else you think is important).
    is a htn and improving himself to be a chadlite

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