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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A slim, white or asian girl. Bonus points if she wears glasses.
    She must enjoy culture, visit museums, travel, attend orchestra, etc.
    Bonus points if she enjoys photography as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705498468331677.jpg

      doesn't have to be white, just pale.
      loves me for me
      is extroverted, and a weeb like me.

      moid hands typed these posts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu, you are a moid.
        Moids or all rapists or dumb twinks, I want to be nowhere near them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Ben Shapiro's sister is taken
      Anyway, enjoy loneliness

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steve Rambo.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a moid who thinks im cute and loveable
    (doesn't exist)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu iris i hate you so much its moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, most people do

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i don't hate you iris

        • 1 month ago
          Ika

          Iris you're the cutest girl...I wanna look just like you, you're like an angel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ive seen you before on soc, you seem even cuter and angelic-er, :3

          • 1 month ago
            Ika

            Thank you Iris <333 :sobs:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705498453658144.jpg

      yeah, most people do

      iris you need to get bleached STAT and stop all this moping about
      I've got discord snapchat and protonmail take your pick

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not white
    >not fat
    >does not beat me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't have to be white, just pale.
    loves me for me
    is extroverted, and a weeb like me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is extroverted
      Why are you here and not on tiktok like the rest of your kind?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because I happen to be on NSFFW not tiktok

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >because I happen to be on NSFFW not tiktok
          Why? It would make more sense to be on titkok. That's the extrovert safe haven

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I found a few extroverted men on here but they didn't want me.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its another episode of "no femanon wants me and they're supposed to be the bottom of the barrel so what chance do I have IRL?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I flirted with countless men from NSFFW, and they all blocked me before anything could happen in person

      so don't give up, you'll find your e-girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, however I am old and the last femanon I added from here and talked to was about a year ago and she ended up being 6+ years younger. Plus I'm boring.
        Picrel me in a few years probably

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705499490851284.jpg

        Thanks, however I am old and the last femanon I added from here and talked to was about a year ago and she ended up being 6+ years younger. Plus I'm boring.
        Picrel me in a few years probably

        I fricking despise you fricking homosexuals who think NSFFW is some kind of fricking dating platform. Seriously frick off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's what i go through when reading every moid ideals thread on here anyways.

      i don't hate you iris

      well thanks im glad one person doesn't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You seem to enjoy suffering in your own self-pity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how so? i just am a loser complainer like most of this board

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, we also enjoy suffering in our own self-pity. Most of us do it anonymously though and don't attentionprostitute.
            I wish you would use a trip so I could filter you.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >6'4 or 6'5
    >white or east Asian
    >high paying job (not a tech nerd)
    >athletic
    >treats me like a princess and other girls like garbage.
    >spontaneous
    >doesn't play video games
    >loves animals
    >lives in an urban area
    That's literally it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's literally it
      you're saying it as if those aren't very high standards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >high paying job (not a tech nerd)
      i check off all of these (other than the princess one since idk this woman), but work in tech.
      Further proof my status as an incel should be accepted by everyone here.

      Thank you femanon for proving my point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >has tech bro money
        >can't get his dick wet
        how do you even manage to breathe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Prostitution is illegal and women literally don't like guys in tech even if their other stats are good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's literally it
      that's like 0,1% of the popullation in the first world

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my wifey already laid claim to my 130lb 5'5" twink self, y'all stay safe tho

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tall muscular white big dick handsome and rich

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >curly hair
    >willing to go to concerts with me
    >likes pegging
    >not a heavy drinker
    >leftist
    >prefers public transit to driving
    >5'5 to 5'11
    >doesn't demean my hobbies
    >some, but not complete overlap in interests so we can share then with each other 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I meet all of that except for arguably the curly hair, although it does get thick and bushy if I dont cut it for a while

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      I like crocheting, listening to podcasts & music (k-pop, alt rock, hip-hop, etc.), playing Genshin, learning about makeup, and reading about necropolitics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of podcasts do you like? I myself am not much of a podcast listener, but I listened to some of Adam Ragusea (mostly food related).
        Necropolitics? So like tribalism and eugenics? I quickly checked it and it seems to be about controlling how people live and die, but isn't that just politics?

        hmm. I would've sworn a quarter of the board would identify as trad caths and rush this post.

        >religion
        >current year

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the ones I listen to are about military history, politics and tech news. My favorite is a comedy podcast about engineering disasters.

          Eugenics is a good example. Necropolitics is about how societies decide and enforce what groups of people are allowed to die. For example, a society that allows cost to be a barrier to healthcare has decided that it's okay when poor people die. Studying it tells you a lot about what people have power and how they wield it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah I also consume some (pop)science content.
            >comedy
            >engineering disasters
            I guess dark comedy is comedy too. Quick search yielded "Well There's Your Problem". Is it it? Felt curious. Might listen to later. Necropolitics might seem complicated with all these conflicting research about what is healthy and what isn't. If it's about games, I like shmups like touhou for example, because it's engaging in almost every moment and easy to get into the flow. But it's also kinda demanding and needs the right mindset. I guess genshi seems more like a comfy/relaxing game, but there might also be a meta. I don't know much about it.

            Prostitution is illegal and women literally don't like guys in tech even if their other stats are good.

            >don't like guys in tech
            Is this some anti-nerd prejudice?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's the podcast.

            Genshin is pretty comfy for the most part. There's definitely a meta, but the game is almost entirely PvE. The skill floor is pretty low to pass most of the content besides the rotating endgame. I like to take advantage of that to make meme builds. I've never played touhou but it looks fun. Besides Genshin, I've mostly played BattleBlock Theater, simulators and a few rhythm games.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >meme build
            Now you're talking. As for platformers I tried some mario romhacks and dustforce. Simulators... human leather cowboy hats, does that ring a bell. I tried some dwarf fortress and rimworld, with mods obviously. Some dancing onigiri for rhytm. Is the plot of Genshin engaging?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The plot is pretty good. There's a nice backlog now since it's been out for a while. Some of the waifu bait characters can be annoying, but overall they do a good job with characterization and creating a coherent world.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I heard that they write characters as shallow archetypes to sell merchandise or microtransactions. I think this is what you mean by waifu bait. Of course some games like for example mario don't need much plot, but some games are more plot/character heavy.

            i just meant introverted 🙂

            I may not be here for a while and I'm not sure how long this thread will last, so if someone wants to contact me I made this email [email protected] .

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's usually when I'm in a rush. I hear someone ringing the doorbell so I run, then bam. Hit my head to the ground.

            [...]
            >Is this some anti-nerd prejudice?
            I'm not anti-nerd and I'm in tech. Just saying the vast majority of women I've interacted with look down on this greatly. Women like very assertive, dark triad guys. Tech guys instantly give the image of the opposite, even if you're more active, athletic than the average dev.

            A lot of women think tech guys are annoying and entitled. I'm finishing up my CS degree and I can't say that it's not true. Usually the bias only effects the guys that lead with "I'm in tech". It has "I make $250k a year. Please have sex with me." vibes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is why I stopped even listing what I do when I tried online dating. Can't hide forever though and always can see the look on their face was like "oh, that's cool..."

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    racist, transphobic, white, average weight to a little overweight, dark hair, bonus if hairy, and wants multiple kids, caring, autistic, a little skitzo, Christian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is literally me and probably half of the board as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know, never give up bros I'm searching for you!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's me except bald

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats me except racist

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Roman Catholic
    >Asian, Arab, Latino or White
    >Virtuous and Christ-like
    >Independent and Masculine
    >Not a coomer, or tries to battle against it, picrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hmm. I would've sworn a quarter of the board would identify as trad caths and rush this post.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Trad cath is just for shitposting or fun dogma arguments. 13 years of catholic school here so its my identity, but I dont feel strongly about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish, it would be really cool to meet other Roman Catholics here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      describes me , good to see some femanons here are catholic

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >build relationship off hate
    yea sorry I want my man to not be a braindead libtard, black dilater spotted

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    autistic passionate sperg
    weird
    quiet
    creepy
    tall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like I would be ideal. But how am I supposed to sperg passionately, when I have to be qiet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i just meant introverted 🙂

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a cute girl that likes going on walks with me and sends me texts and pics about silly stuff like a cat she saw or a donut she ate and likes lots of cuddles from me
    why is this so hard to find

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did something similar with my ex bf who lived states away... he hated me as a person though. I hooked up with someone new though and obsess over him now tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why did he hate you
        I wish I had someone to obsess over that wasn't my ex and loved me back and actually thought of me during the day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's rough for lesbiancels

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone like me (weird, introverted, strange tastes) but from a 1st world country. Of from a better part of my country. That's about it.
    I also much prefer ugly men (this might seem like larp but isn't). I'm no prize either but I think I look alright.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Compassionate, reliable, imaginative, patient, and intelligent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best I can do is callous, negligent, dull, impetuous and dumb. Can I still date you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Best I can do is callous, negligent, dull, impetuous and dumb. Can I still date you?
        Let me think on it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do not have the patience to wait for your thinking, hence my previous mention of my reckless nature.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I do not have the patience to wait for your thinking, hence my previous mention of my reckless nature.
            That follows. In that case, no.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tall
    6'5 or above
    His head is at least 8 inches above mine
    Has the ability to look down on me from above
    Bangs his head on doors when walking into rooms
    etc etc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does it count if I bang my head against the wall because of psychotic breakdowns?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you bang your head near the upper area of the wall, then yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based and literally me except ive adapted and I hit my head less

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        feels bad bro. I almost knocked myself out the other day in my own house for that matter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know it takes time you will adjust and then only smack your head on a door frame every few months, shit frickin hurts tho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's usually when I'm in a rush. I hear someone ringing the doorbell so I run, then bam. Hit my head to the ground.

            Ah I also consume some (pop)science content.
            >comedy
            >engineering disasters
            I guess dark comedy is comedy too. Quick search yielded "Well There's Your Problem". Is it it? Felt curious. Might listen to later. Necropolitics might seem complicated with all these conflicting research about what is healthy and what isn't. If it's about games, I like shmups like touhou for example, because it's engaging in almost every moment and easy to get into the flow. But it's also kinda demanding and needs the right mindset. I guess genshi seems more like a comfy/relaxing game, but there might also be a meta. I don't know much about it.

            [...]
            >don't like guys in tech
            Is this some anti-nerd prejudice?

            >Is this some anti-nerd prejudice?
            I'm not anti-nerd and I'm in tech. Just saying the vast majority of women I've interacted with look down on this greatly. Women like very assertive, dark triad guys. Tech guys instantly give the image of the opposite, even if you're more active, athletic than the average dev.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Women like very assertive, dark triad guys. Tech guys instantly give the image of the opposite
            Bitches don't even read up on all the techBlack person scams and fraud cases baka

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw not chad enough to run a crypto scam and fraudmax to get b***hes
            I hate this field. The only good thing is I actually have decent savings for someone my age.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turbo autistic and asexual

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Masculine Strong Tall loves me wants traditional relationship Not Indian

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically this robot I'm talking to:
    qt3.14, sweet, interested in art, very affirmative, likes the same types of movies I do, my height, blue eyes, etc. Very kindhearted.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7" or 5'8"
    >metal dude
    >dirty blonde hair, shaved
    >garbage truck driver as a dayjob
    >musician
    >extremely skinny but still cute

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funny intelligent cute shy loves me schizoid or autistic and white

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5'8
    Blonde
    Submissive sex slave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's joever for tall submissive dark haired bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A dominatrix I see. And how would you keep him in his place?

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705520759716932.jpg

      likes me (optional)

      Almost doable. You into toxic relationships or what?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    likes me (optional)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >666x666
      I guess I have no choice but to like you, succubus

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy psychopath who doesnt care about her future.
    Yes I'm aware that I have serious problems.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow i fit none of these hahaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't fit any of the ones in the male one either.
      t. didn't post any of the ones above

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how come you don't fit any? the male one doesn't seem too specific, or so it seemed the last time i checked it

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mmh.
    >Taller than me.
    > Dad bod/gym rat/ a little bit chub ( skinny boys are not my type ).
    > Dark hair.
    >Brown/Dark eyes.
    >Extrovert/Ambivert
    >Open minded.
    >Patient.
    >Tender.
    > Like animals/kids.
    >Won't yell at me.
    > Won't beat me.
    > Doesn't have weird kinks.
    > Dominant
    > Not childish.
    > Don't watch porn
    > Don't smoke/drink
    > Virgin
    > Accept the fact I want to be a housewife
    > Doesn't have female friends :3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey babe very originally

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am not very originally myself

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moronic
    clingy
    cruel
    shy
    wears glasses

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dr k's understandingness and empathy, and vaush's confidence, and personality maybe his looks too, but having a stereotypical guy with muscles and facial hair look is optional

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's are exactly zero biological women ITT

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal partner is someone completely different from me. I want someone to lead me, to be passionate about life, and want to adventure. I am the complete opposite in all those aspects and a relatively prone to sadness and depression. I need that extra push into situations where I have to be nervous, forced socialization because I wont do it on my own. I want a guy that takes control but is also loving and wants to grow old with me. I want someone who brings out the best in me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like my relationship with my bf except reverse. I help him live, he keeps me grounded. We often joke that if we'd never met, he'd still be in his uncle's basement and I'd have won a Darwin Award by now.

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