Fembots the flowerbeds around my house are a disaster, weeds everywhere no life etc.

Fembots the flowerbeds around my house are a disaster, weeds everywhere no life etc. no matter how much roundup I pour into it I cant maintain it

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forgot to add of course this means ill buy whatever seeds and flowers you want duh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0hnQCM9.jpeg

      Fembots the flowerbeds around my house are a disaster, weeds everywhere no life etc. no matter how much roundup I pour into it I cant maintain it

      I need a wife to play house with me. Its not transactional its pragmatic and I promise to appreciate you. Plus you get to live rent free in a nice property with me

      Men will do shit like this instead of loving women for who they are and hiring a gardener instead. I hate moids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being mad over something this innocuous lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing innocuous about using roundup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shouldn't you be outside potting my plants. we let you out of the kitchen and you still complain. jeez.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The vast majority of women have no personality or are complete c**ts, how are we supposed to love you for who you are?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick are you using round up on your flower bed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To kill his weeds dipshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes spray cancer causing poison around your house great idea israeli anon! Those pesky weeds are causing the neighbor's property to drop in value!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im not eating out of my weedbeds and we will all die someday moron
          Seething schizo fuming he doesnt own his house

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I suppose you aren't doing much breathing around your house either. Seething schizo fuming he doesn't have a gf

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im not huffing chemicals you moron. Theres a 99% chance you have a GED and didnt even take high school chemistry lmso

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why are you so angry? is this how you will impress the girl who will show up in this thread and decide to marry you? You're gonna die one day moron no point in getting this worked up over a post

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >round up
    You know it takes week for that to fully kill stuff. Have you considered using your hands to pull the weeds completely out? Did you know if you pull a weed completely out it's not going to take 2 weeks to kill like round up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think I have time for that? I need help
      Buying a house was the biggest mistake of my life

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will be the homosexual and say you need to actually pull out the weeds
    I would love to do that for you, I love weeding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh nevermind, someone already said that
      also you can put cardboard over it and some rocks on top and the weeds will die off in a year at max
      also weeds have a lot of nutrients so if you put them in a barrel full of water and let them soak, you will get a concetrated mix of nutrients to add to your plants

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will be the homosexual and say you need to actually pull out the weeds
        I would love to do that for you, I love weeding

        Honestly if I could I would just pour concrete into it and turn my lawn to gravel I dont want to do yard work

        Are you a fembot? Be my wife and save me
        Thanks for the info

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like sunflowers

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being a gardener is mens work moron

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a hint: hot water is pretty effective at killing plants. Pull them, put the ones you pull into a hot compost pile, then put hot, boiling water over your soil. Then, put a bunch of cardboard on top of it then cover it all with a dark tarp over top of it for several weeks. When you grow in it again, you're going to have to keep up with weeding or else it gets out of hand.

    Also, try to identify the weeds and see which ones are edible. Some of them are pretty good teas. I prefer weeds. The issue is trying to control which weeds I want in my garden and yard.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I share your pain. /misc/tards act like glyphosate is nuclear waste that eradicates anything within a hundred yards of its deadly aura while still in the bottle. Fricking trees keep popping up in my beds so I got an idea, bought a big jug of roundup. I cut the saplings down with a handsaw then pour undiluted solution on the stump immediately after and they keep popping up. I'm convinced it's bullshit.
    >Warning: wear gloves respirator eye protection and butt plug when mixing
    in big letters all over the back to trick you into thinking it's the good stuff. I did none of that shit. Just poured it full strength. Might as well have poured kool-aid on them for all it did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Preparing the garden is man's work, how is fembot supposed to grow her garden in that? I think you should just dog all that out and put something that you can handle, maybe some rocks?

      You want stump and brush killer, triclopr I think is the stuff. It works on buckthorn so it will work on whatever trees you have.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of that shit, get a permeable gardening tarp, plant only what you want in it, cover the rest with cheapo dolomite pebbles or bark chippings. No more weeds. No more roundup. We have technology.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hobby gardening has been the best investment of my spare time and money I've ever made. I can't conceive of wanting to ruin that calm with the presence of the eternal roast.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rip up that shit manually and mulch it with dead leaves, they're going to come back again, you'll just have to keep killing the weeds and ideally composting them.

    they're free nutrients for your plants, look into weed teas

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get black plastic
    >cover bed for 2-3 months
    >every single thing in the bed dies
    >plant flowers
    it's that easy
    pic related it's my pea plants

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I fix my basil plant guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks over/underwatered
      could also be temperature related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The color of the soil makes me think overwatered more than under. The roots may have also grown tangled and rootbound, in which case you'll have to migrate it to a new, bigger pot. I also grew some herbs in a small pot thinking it would be okay but they all wilted and died from being rootbound if I didn't move them to a new pot.

        i'd say it's a bit of both, overwatered and the pot is too small
        if anon keeps it outside, just a small amount of water everyday (if it's hot) or once every 2 days will suffice
        let rain do the rest

        I cut off that stick from one of those pots of herbs u get in the store and stuck it in the soil. it started drooping the day after immediately

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah that, well, i'm pretty sure basil grows from seeds instead
          it also has a short lifespan so, if you see any flower sprouts, cut them off so it grows more leaves
          once it grows seeds fully, it'll wilt and die

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a short lifespan it's a plant doesn't it just exist and grow when it can? why is it gonna wilt wtf am I gonna have to buy a new plant every year
            I just wanted a herb plant to use for cooking wtf is this scam bullshit I'm killing myself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah basil plants give a frick ton of seeds when they flower

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if u wanna be doing that shit, grab some rooting hormone :lipbite:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks over/underwatered
      could also be temperature related

      The color of the soil makes me think overwatered more than under. The roots may have also grown tangled and rootbound, in which case you'll have to migrate it to a new, bigger pot. I also grew some herbs in a small pot thinking it would be okay but they all wilted and died from being rootbound if I didn't move them to a new pot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'd say it's a bit of both, overwatered and the pot is too small
        if anon keeps it outside, just a small amount of water everyday (if it's hot) or once every 2 days will suffice
        let rain do the rest

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those plants are cute and you have several edible plants growing already
    t plant autist

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