Fembots, what is your ideal (first) date?

Fembots, what is your ideal (first) date? Would you enjoy getting Taco Bell and just talking in the car or would you prefer something fancier?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what amertards usually do? Even as a guy this sounds a bit sad, got to a normal restaurant if they have such thing in america. There must be some that are good but affordable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah my husband purposed to me at a mcdonalds and it was so romantic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idk hard to figure out what women want. I wouldn't really care what we were doing as long as we were spending time together but women are different.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Asian or Italian is usually a safe bet. There is always a 'healthy' variant of all if they want that. Stay away from burgers lol

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not having a first date inside some guy's car. Too dangerous. Inside the place is fine. Taco Bell or another fast food place would be acceptable but a more proper casual dining place would be preferred.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of restaurant/cuisine would you prefer?

      i would not eat on a first date or the moid will think i am a fat gluttonous pig
      stacy doesnt eat

      Thats why always choose places with healthy options available like salads

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not all that picky, just a nice place where you can sit down and have a waiter. Applebees/o'charlies or the like.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not american so dont know the places. But thats sounds reasonable, are there really poeple over there that go on dates to fast food restaurants?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there might be, I've never had one. maybe as teens where they can't afford anything else. generally fast food is for when you are an established couple and just grab a bite together, not as an actual 'date'

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would not eat on a first date or the moid will think i am a fat gluttonous pig
    stacy doesnt eat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would take you to a buffet and if you don't eat at least 3 plates of food, I wouldn't take you out again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eating on the first date lets you see if he has any food related icks like being picky. no sense in wasting time on an overgrown child.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl I am actually self conscious about eating in front of people, especially food you eat with your hands so I would probably not like that either as a first date. I feel like just sitting and eating is kind of boring anyway and how are you supposed to talk while eating

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fembots, what is your ideal (first) date

    Going to a bird aviary/sanctuary and feeding them cool juice, gemstone panning, zoos, a picnic, taking art supplies somewhere and drawing what we see then sharing, iceskating/rollerblading, taking a laidback class together (like a fun art class, or baking/cooking class), visiting a local bakery/coffe shop, getting ice/froyo. I'm not sure what else, but all of these are nice as a first date. I think restaurants are bad for first dates because I would want to eat food not talk but maybe that's me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Going to a bird aviary/sanctuary and feeding them cool juice, gemstone panning, zoos, a picnic, taking art supplies somewhere and drawing what we see then sharing, iceskating/rollerblading, taking a laidback class together (like a fun art class, or baking/cooking class), visiting a local bakery/coffe shop, getting ice/froyo
      That sounds awesome. Too bad I'm an ugly homosexual and will never get to do any of those things with a woman.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I"m a dude, so fembots can judge my idea.

    It's either just spend some time going for a walk in a park or some light hike or something like that, we get ice-cream or coffee or anything light and sweet, we use the time to talk and get to know each other. Nice, relaxing, fun and we have some tasty trats.

    Another one would be to go to some kind of event, be it a fair, music concert, art exib or really anything that might be cool to and interesting to visit. Those kinds of events always pop up randomly, you just have to look.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All your ideas are good, but hikes may not be the best because girls are generally wary of being in secluded areas with men they don't know too well.

      If you're looking for a fembot gf specifically, she may not like crowded and loud areas like fairs, or music concerts, but that's just a generalization.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If you're looking for a fembot gf specifically, she may not like crowded and loud areas like fairs, or music concerts, but that's just a generalization.
        yes, that is true. I don't like them either. It would be an effort to go there, but sometimes you gotta do that and end up having a good time.
        It would probably be some kind of niche event we might be interested in, anime fair, jap exhibition, if the opportunity really arises, a concert or something.
        >but hikes may not be the best because girls are generally wary of being in secluded areas with men they don't know too well.
        that is true. I will keep that in mind.
        The walk in the park is honestly my favorite idea. Very chill, we can get to know each other and eat some nice treats.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        also, yeah, I want a fembot gf.

        I never liked dinner dates because 1) you get focused on your food
        2) I kind of associate it with a situation where's there's a bit more pressure to talk. Idk, EVERYTHING seems to be talked over dinner and that kinda ended up making it a bit stressful for me, so I'd rather be able to walk and enjoy the scenery. I find that walking and talking always works.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          females like dinner dates because they're public, we're the one potentially meeting a rapist or murderer here. also that talk is very important for us to get to know you on more than a superficial level.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >also that talk is very important for us to get to know you on more than a superficial level.
            yeah, I feel like it's easier to talk over a walk.

            I understand the safety part.
            I obviously am open to dinner dates. But my ideal 1st date is a walk in the park.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            for me personally I would do that only if it was daylight, crowded and we didn't go anywhere outside of easily viewed areas.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >for me personally I would do that only if it was daylight, crowded and we didn't go anywhere outside of easily viewed areas
            I understand that.
            hmmm, maybe I'd have to think of something better, since I don't really like crowded areas. I was thinking like probably 4pm? so we can enjoy dusk during our walk. And imagined that there were people around, but wasn't super crowded like if it were a weekend.
            Maybe that's something I'd have to give up on. Since it makes sense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >foid: just making sure you're not a rapist or murderer haha
            >also foid: uhhh i uhhh anon i kinda don't think this is gonna work sooo yeah i just didn't feel a connection like the kind a murderer / rapist would give me and make my pussy tingle BYE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh frick off incel there's a difference between being strong and confident and being a narcissistic butthole.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, one is 6 feet tall

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The murderer / rapist is more likely to be charming (chad) and lull you into a false sense of security. But that's what you want anyway. You wouldn't humor someone who looks like a cartoonish murderer / rapist to begin with.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >there's a difference between being strong and confident and being a narcissistic butthole.
            Someone should tell that to women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this but without the talking I just want someone to go on long hikes with me and enjoy each other's company I hate talking and "getting to know each other" because most of the time I have no idea what to say we can cuddle lots after the hike for emotional bonding

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The foid wants to be taken to a restaurant to see how you eat but doesn't want to eat anything herself out of insecurity.

    If you eat quickly and like a pig, she'll think you act the same in bed - a caveman who grunts and finishes in 30 seconds.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we meet up and maybe walk through the park while chatting, then we might wanna grab something to eat (doesnt need to be a fancy place but preferably no fast food place like mcdonalds or taco bell either) before we go to the movies and later we could take another walk or grab some drinks and hug goodbye before we head our separate ways home. it might be a little long for a first date but i think its a good way to get to know each other better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >movies
      >good way to get to know each other
      You think so?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i like movies and discussing movies so yes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok idk because like you would be sitting in silence for 2 hours

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i wanna be able to sit in silence with someone this is a test

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ok but can I at least lean over and crack wise once or twice during the movie? Generally agree that movies should be watched in silence but sometimes I can't help myself.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seeing a movie for a first date in an of itself is bad idea because you can't get to know him. usually movies should be reserved for maybe a third or fourth date.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no rules or requirements for Chad. She brings him pizza and sucks his dick on the 1st date.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like an optimal first date that's not food oriented would be arcade but not sure how common good ones are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      outside of novelty ones those are all gone, unless you mean a place like dave and busters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess I meant barcade. I saw some streamers go to one and it looked fun. Think there would be enough things to do and stimuli there so that you don't have to solely rely on being able to carry a conversation well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that would only be good if she had an interest in gaming already. a regular female isn't going to be into that.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    context is more important. Women aren't lining up to sit in a car to eat taco bell, but if they were wooed emotionally already, than taco bell can be a fine first choice. its more so about whether or not you made a girl feel like you just wanted to see her or if you were just spamming taco bell as a suggestion on bumble.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So essentially if you're a chad, taco bell is fine. If you're the average NSFFW poster, well, she wouldn't have agreed to the date in the first place buddy!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, arcades. Or library. So we can sit for hours in a calm spot, giggling and talking until the night fall and continue to talk while playing games ( Uno, and all )

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fembot here. Taco Bell? Frick that.

    I would personally want to go somewhere where you can actually do stuff together - bowling, hiking, go-karting, laser tag, or maybe some kind of artsy experience. I want someone who likes to actively do things because that's what I like as well.

    A restaurant isn't entirely out of the question, but fast food is a huge no. It doesn't have to be an expensive place but I'd like somewhere with mildly healthy options.

    Also if you don't have any hobbies I won't be interested in you. Get a hobby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Get a hobby.
      I jerk off everyday for several hours and have developed a myriad of different skills during my exploration of this hobby.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pictured: anon's hobby

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can you tell us all the cool tricks and skills you've acquired practicing this hobby?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cool tricks and skills you've acquired practicing this hobby?
          I can edge for several hours.
          I have developed noticeably bigger muscles in one arm.
          I have developed the ability to feel pleasure by robbing my nipples.
          I can cum multiple times with no cooldown.

          https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705711895551801.png

          pictured: anon's hobby

          literally me frfr

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So why tf do you need a woman anyway, sounds like you're set for a good happy single life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because I am bored.
            I have achieved such mastery over masturbation that I no longer have anything else to enjoy.
            I also think cuddles are nice.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the second he gets into a real pussy he's blowing in 10 seconds. no amount of jerking off practice will help that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wow that sounds really cool i'd totally goon with you and be your gooner gf. give me tips on how to develop arm muscles since i need to get stronger for my gooning sessions

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >goon with you and be your gooner gf.
            I have a position available atm. Leave me your resume.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well what stats are you interested in?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >well what stats are you interested in?
            Boob size
            Skin color
            Age
            Kinks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            First, describe the shape and smell of your pusspuss angel flower

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it smells like rotten cheese

            >well what stats are you interested in?
            Boob size
            Skin color
            Age
            Kinks

            wait are you actually serious about this? kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >wait are you actually serious about this?
            Do I look like a joke to you?
            This is a serious hobby and a serious interview.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anon i thought you were just larping but i don't think i could handle an actual pro gooner...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >pro gooner...
            I hate casuals so goddamn much.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sorry but i'm still a level 1 and i need to practice until i become pro. you deserve someone that's on your level

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whay you need is a mentor.
            And I need an apprentice.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but how would you teach me? you don't seem like you'd be a good mentor

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you don't seem like you'd be a good mentor
            How?
            I have many years of experience.
            Thousands of hours of practice.
            I could guide you through the path of proper gooning.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            okay just give me an example of what you would teach me? i need to see if you're legit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You want me to reveal my secret techniques on a public image board?
            Do you have any idea what that would do to the general populous?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            everyone needs to know your wisdom anon it can make the world a better place!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They are not ready for this knowledge yet.
            My power level is too strong. Only a few are chosen as my disciples, I am giving you this opportunity right now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what makes me more special than anyone else? we need a messiah to guide the populace and you are the messiah whether you believe it or not. you need to guide the people

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I need you to serve as my apostle, so my knowledge is recorded and spread through history. Are you ready to take on such a crucial task? To accept your calling and fulfill your destiny?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            woah this is such a big responsibility that i don't think i can handle. why chose me?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why chose me?
            I don't make the choices. You came to me.
            The universe chose these circumstances and that we should meet. It was all predestined.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wow this is such an epiphany i think i'm loosing my mind. it was like we were destined to meet in this thread on an anonymous image board

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it was like we were destined to meet in this thread on an anonymous image board
            It was.
            It's written in the stars. The signs have always been there. You should do this.
            Cum with me, and deficate your life to something bigger than you, something meaningful. Dedicate yourself to gooning.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how come i haven't realized this any sooner? i feel like i've been living my entire life wrong. i'm glad that i found someone that can make me go on the right path to heaven. i will come with you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i will come with you
            And I am glad you finally are able to see the light. I will guide you so one day, you are able to guide others.
            I welcome you with open arms and a raging erection, welcome to the church.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I welcome you with open arms and a raging erection, welcome to the church.
            yes anon i'm sure god is very pleased with us both and we can finally repent for all of our sins by doing virtuous acts such as gooning. i've heard by many that gooning has enlightened them as well so i'm very excited to go on this journey with you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The road to heaven is long and arduous, but we'll get there, one orgasm at a time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes we'll take it slow and make sure to climax as we go

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >She's even making poems about it.
            I am so proud of you already

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this is all i ever wanted. to make my mentor proud of me. i promise you i won't ever disappoint!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >this is all i ever wanted. to make my mentor proud of me. i promise you i won't ever disappoint!
            Good, your 1st task will be to goon for the next 8 hours.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the longest i was able to goon was 3 hours so how can i built up the tolerance to do 8? that's quite a big task if you ask me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >that's quite a big task if you ask me
            The only way to improve is to challenge yourself.
            This is the kind of devotion required to walk this path.
            I believe in you, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what do i need to prepare for this major event? it's very important that i do all of this care as it's my first major gooning session. thank you for the positive words i really needed this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's very important that i do all of this care as it's my first major gooning session.
            you need to make sure that you will be alone and not get interrupted during the event.
            Keep water and snakcs available, you'll need them.
            Make sure you're clean to avoid infections.
            Also make sure to be in a well ventilated space, or at least that you are able to ventilate it after you're done, because there will be a smell.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you need to make sure that you will be alone and not get interrupted during the event
            that's fine i live in a basement anyway
            >Keep water and snakcs available, you'll need them.
            you're right staying hydrated is important
            >Make sure you're clean to avoid infections.
            infection? i'm not a troony with an axe wound so i think i don't have to worry about that
            >because there will be a smell
            smell? i smell amazing all the time so i also don't have to worry about that either

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i smell amazing all the time so i also don't have to worry about that either
            your entire room will end up with a pungent smell of sex.
            I am actually not joking on this one. It does smell lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            eww omg i'm joking but is there seriously a smell?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im asexual so i wouldnt know but i assume the smell would be of sweat and bodily fluids (?)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i'd assume the same thing which is why idk what sex smells like?

            >eww omg i'm joking but is there seriously a smell?
            yes.
            it's probably there whenever you jerk off, but you don't notice because you're there the whole time.
            Girl grool smells, so does precum. And it's humid, hot and sweaty.

            I've never had sex (ofc, I am a gooning master) but I've heard that you can smell it if you enter the room afterwards.

            i don't don't rub one out so i cant imagine how it would smell if i actually gooned lmao
            > I am a gooning master
            woah that's so cool

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >eww omg i'm joking but is there seriously a smell?
            yes.
            it's probably there whenever you jerk off, but you don't notice because you're there the whole time.
            Girl grool smells, so does precum. And it's humid, hot and sweaty.

            I've never had sex (ofc, I am a gooning master) but I've heard that you can smell it if you enter the room afterwards.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            troon troon troon troon
            he never leaves his room
            he'll goon in there forever
            baiting, thinking he's clever

            troon troon troon troon
            he's stuck there in his room
            his life don't really matter
            so he'll rope very soon

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to do something fun and not just sitting there and talking. I'm too awkward and need activity to socialize comfortably. The only date I've ever been on was a hike and he goobered about mushrooms and wildlife then fricked my roommate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he goobered about mushrooms and wildlife then fricked my roommate.
      Sounds like you dropped the ball

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess but honestly I don't think I want to be with someone who's so comfortable with having sex with someone the same day they met them, especially not someone that's close to a person you're trying to date. So I don't think I missed out on anything.

        question for fembots, how far would you be willing to travel for a first date? also are you driving your own car to these or are you wanting him to pick you up?

        I guess it would depend on how cool the date is and how obsessed with the guy I am

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would love to go to a museum. art, history or science, i really do not mind. just as long as he is having fun. i would also like the zoo. i love animals.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do not want to see anyone badmouthing Taco Bell here.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    question for fembots, how far would you be willing to travel for a first date? also are you driving your own car to these or are you wanting him to pick you up?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to the arcade!!! 🙂

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal first date.
    >drugs anon
    >strips anon
    >ties anon
    >waits for anon to wake up
    >beats anon with a belt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only do that on second date or later

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Restaurant on first date
    I am not wasting money on food for a woman that I don't know yet lol

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