Femcels, what is your ideal man? (tranny "femcels" don't count)

Femcels, what is your ideal man? (troony "femcels" don't count)

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >(troony "femcels" don't count)
    Well that really narrows down your intended audience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I know but gay men arent into men the same way straight women are.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a femcel but here's what their answers will be
    >Tall
    >Pretty boy
    >Twink

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My absolute favourite moid to jill to is none of those things, he has a nice face but not a cute one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post the face or something similar to it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was him lol, Bryan Cranston.
          I love him with all my heart. He is a sweet man.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you prefer him bald or with hair, facial hair or clean shaven?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bald with facial hair but he also looked gorgeous as the Seinfeld doctor.
            I think the beard suits him now just because he is a bit old, it's like makeup.

            Okay, now I really dont understand women

            He's nice, has a symmetrical face and good teeth. We also have similar phenotypes and he is a gentle but strong man. My type is very specific but tbh I would do with a man who isnt as pretty but he needs to be as kind and sweet as Bryan.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, now I really dont understand women

          • 4 weeks ago
            Ika

            I agree. He's so cute.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish she was me oh my god.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Ika

            The envy I'm feeling is actually cripping I can't feel my legs God why can't she be me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I need to glow up. I wish I was blonde but dying my hair is lying, I gotta get naturally beautiful.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only good man is a dead one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, it seems like trauma makes a man more attractive. The man I posted lost his wife, same with Keanu reeves. Maybe it makes them care more and feel like they have to be nice because they become more empathetic.
      I don't know, but seeing what happened and how strong he is, I find that nice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm dead inside and look rather gaunt, can I be your bf?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no trannies

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a femcel since i could probably hop on a dating app and find someone if i tried, but here is my list in no particular order:
    >sweet
    >funny
    >patient
    >laid back/no temper
    >won't cheat
    >loves eating pussy and gets off on being in control of my pleasure
    >redpilled
    >not religious
    >likes video games and will be open-minded and play games he usually wouldn't be interested in for us to bond and to make me happy
    >same concept as above but with movies and tv
    >has empathy for animals and other people. it's okay if he's not as sensitive as me about those things, he just can't be cold and unfeeling
    >must love cats and willing to have at least 2-3 of them
    >willing to share food at a restaurant and is open to trying new foods
    >never rude to customer service workers
    >accepting of my recreational use of weed and shrooms
    and now for the superficial things that will make me seem like a b***h:
    >at least 5'3
    >dick size 5"-7"
    >makes enough money for me to either only work part time or not have to work at all once we have children
    >white or asian
    >has hair. if he goes bald later in life after we're already in love that's fine, but I need him to have hair to be attracted to him initially
    >can't have depression or social anxiety that's as bad or worse than mine. I'm sorry, but one of us needs to be able to grocery shop without panicking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am now your husband

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this ideal or just your standards?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah I guess I lost the plot and got carried away while daydreaming about an imaginary man kek. these are my standards I suppose, but the only thing I'd change to make it ideal is that I wouldn't want to have to work at all while pregnant and after having children in order for us to be financially comfortable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redpilled
      The only thing that wouldn't make me a perfect fit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek are you israeli or something, anon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf? Did redpill change meaning or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are surprisingly reasonable standards. Even with superficial shit, 5ft3+ is basically every man, and dick size isn't really picky either. Hope you get your man soon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >must love cats and willing to have at least 2-3 of them
      Replace cats with babies and I'm in.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've never witnessed a woman describe a guy as "sweet" that she was actually attracted to

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what I mean by that is a man who is kind to me, kind to others in general, and is loving and affectionate. goes hand in hand with being patient and laid back. I am sensitive, I need someone who can communicate that they have an issue with something I'm doing without being a jerk about it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You seem far too reasonable for this board. Leave before its too late.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          please stay and marry me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i know what you mean that's what they all say, but i never see them actually dating guys who are like that lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, you have a point. I deal with people at work who are so cruel and nasty to me that I end up crying and hating myself when i clock out, but those guys still have gf's or wives and children so there must be some truth to a lot of women liking assholish men.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i think a big part of why male bullies tend to do well in life is because women enable the shit out of their behavious while complaining about it to literally anyone except them lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I make enough where I would have you quit that job immediately. Nobody deserves that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's nice anon, your future wife will be very lucky to have such a supportive partner if she's in a similar situation. reminder to be nice to call center wagies as we are humans, not just a disembodied voice on the phone, and you really never know what people might be going through when you talk to them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Call center
            Oof, soul sucking job. Ideally I'd want for you to find something you might enjoy like being a florist or some creative type of work. If you really don't want to interact with the outside world I'd encourage you to have a hobby that you can monetize like pottery or glasswork.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah it's not all bad since I'm good at my job and people tend to chill out when they realize i actually care and am trying to help, but it can be very tough. my cat died while i was wfh taking calls and i couldn't leave work because we had mandatory overtime, so i just had to deal with being cussed out and yelled at knowing my cat's lifeless body was in the next room. don't want to be a neet though, even if i had a partner with a good job. my dream job is to become a home inspector so I could hopefully help people avoid spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a house that some boomers decided to flip after watching a couple yt tutorials

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >home inspector
            Seems reasonable, whats stopping you right now from getting into that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            up until very recently, it has been extremely difficult to get the kind of time off that I would need in order to do coursework and training to pursue that career. we were in a state of almost constant overtime for years, you basically could never guarantee a day off unless you called out sick or had a vacation week scheduled. that has actually changed recently and now i think if i save up a bit, i could start the process and work towards getting a certification. the other factor is that I don't know anything about construction kek, but i'm very detail oriented, so I think I would be good at it once I learn what I need to look for. thank you for asking, anon. i've felt stuck and miserable for years, but just that simple question made me realize that with a little saving and discipline I could actually get the ball rolling on this now that I have so much more flexibility with my schedule

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Glad I could help, best of luck to you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nearly all of my former and current friends i would consider at least relatively kind- don't care that much for people i think are buttholes. all of them bar one are in long-term relationships or are married. don't get me wrong, there are tons of real shitc**ts out there bagging women left and right. might even be at advantage in aggregate. but it ain't necessary or obligatory.

            i don't have gf because i have skillfully parried all attempts and sought out none since i blew it (for no reason and it was my fault) with a girl i came to love twelve (12) years ago LOL

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i blew it with a girl i came to love twelve (12) years ago LOL
            this shit terrifies me because I really thought I had the perfect one but outside factors fricked us both. He could have been perfect, my memories have faded though and I will probably slowly forget how good I could have had it with him.
            I don't think it's too late to fix stuff like this but I am just not interested in doing anything anymore unless I know that it will help me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh well, by that long ago it is more of love of memory or crystallized notion of what she was way back when. in fact, it is too simplistic to say this is the sole reason i haven't accepted the obvious overtures or advances since then, much less gone on apps or trawling irl. but it is accurate to say this was a large part of it. i was young and silly and wanted a scene queen weed smoking post-hardcore music gf to bring to my buddies' places and toke up with. i was too stupid and inexperienced to realize i had a perfectly loyal, hardworking, reasonably intelligent, non-degenerate girl that i was acceptably sexually compatible with that almost certainly would have held me down and kept me on the straight and narrow.

            i'm 32 now and i'm not *fricked* or anything, but i am simply dreading hitting The Apps in my 220k population county at this age. its gonna be rough. it will negatively impact my morale. but hey, i should give it a shot since it ain't gonna be like a bullet to the head or a boot to the teeth, i suppose.

            i wish you the best of luck and all. i had to bury my poor fukken dog today, so i am particularly melancholic. but better than i could be.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jesus frick, sorry about your dog man.
            also dw, i know this lovely single mom who is almost 50 and she still gets tail so you must have someone out there.
            I wish she had someone to love because she took care of me for a while and I miss her more than my ex tbh.
            hope you get b***hez and be good

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah, its fine. ain't the first dog i've dug a hole for. nor cat. nor chicken, at least the pleasant ones! still sucks real good for the first few days. i'll miss the dumb b***h.

            here's a photo in memorandum. very pleasing photo, i'd say. all the best to you, as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing the superficial requirements it sounds ok, not picky actually, wonder if that will the case if that man comes to you

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my ideal man 🙂

    >nice to me
    >nerdy/similar interests
    >listens to my autistic ramblings
    >not obese
    >genuinely likes n cares about me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's nice. are you a woman?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks!
        and yes, im female

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same anon

          going to sleep, i hope everyone reading this has a good day or night 🙂

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'5-5'8
    >submissive
    >blond

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde
      This made me suicidal.

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706132292438672.jpg

      my ideal man 🙂

      >nice to me
      >nerdy/similar interests
      >listens to my autistic ramblings
      >not obese
      >genuinely likes n cares about me

      Wanna date?

      oh yeah I guess I lost the plot and got carried away while daydreaming about an imaginary man kek. these are my standards I suppose, but the only thing I'd change to make it ideal is that I wouldn't want to have to work at all while pregnant and after having children in order for us to be financially comfortable

      Very reasonable, femoid. I hope you get your dream husband.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This made me suicidal.
        usually it's submissive that men have a problem with

        i've had nothing but the same copypasted gamer nerdy bfs over and over again. all of them have depression. all of them pretend to be patrick bateman irl. all of them know what discord is and have pfps

        you know what i want? a fricking 40 year old boomer daddy whos never heard of discord. a drunk alcoholic dadbodded out dumbass who literally never had a computer growing up. a guy who watches sports all day, knows all the best bars in town, and has no fricking shyness or mental illness because he just doesnt give a frick about that immature bullshit anymore. a guy that knows what he wants, which is just to have a good fun time doing old fashioned classic boomer things. has a good job and a savings account, some hair on his chest, silver maybe.

        i woulld get knocked up by this man in a week and never look back

        actually based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This made me suicidal.
        you're telling me. I got fricked out of being literal aryan. I got good hair genetics and I guess I could technically make white kids but I'm gonna die alone anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything reminds me of him... (shits myself from crying)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    extroverted weeb who likes me for me
    >has discord
    >likes weeb shit

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my ex i miss him come back please
    On a serious note my ideal man would be a guy a little taller than me who is strong and can pick me up easily and has long pretty hair and big arms and a cute smile also who listens to the same music as me and isnt mean and also has an iq above like 85 lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you even talked to your ex? The amount of people that won't shut up about their exes but say shit like "it's in the past he he..." is real fricking annoying. They're always the ones that end the relationship too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We didnt speak for two, nearly three years out of mutual hatred until a couple weeks ago, im seeing him tomorrow lol

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk i try to have reasonable standards. doesn't have to be super tall just 6' or 6'1" will do lol, handsome or cute and white or asian would be good but i'll accept latinos. doesnt need a great job or anything but 100k a year is my minimum (my dad earned that much on a high school diploma idk how guys cant???) id prefer he had a good relationship with his parents and didnt have any pets either and i dont like single dads. dick size isn't super important something average like 7 inches is all i need anything bigger is a bonus ig? oh and no messy ex drama or anything lol i have enough problems.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh come now there's no need for that!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've had nothing but the same copypasted gamer nerdy bfs over and over again. all of them have depression. all of them pretend to be patrick bateman irl. all of them know what discord is and have pfps

    you know what i want? a fricking 40 year old boomer daddy whos never heard of discord. a drunk alcoholic dadbodded out dumbass who literally never had a computer growing up. a guy who watches sports all day, knows all the best bars in town, and has no fricking shyness or mental illness because he just doesnt give a frick about that immature bullshit anymore. a guy that knows what he wants, which is just to have a good fun time doing old fashioned classic boomer things. has a good job and a savings account, some hair on his chest, silver maybe.

    i woulld get knocked up by this man in a week and never look back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      40 year olds had computers growing up. "40 years old" isn't boomer age now, that's the oldest millennial onionlads...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        omg its the akshually nerd but on NSFFW and not as funny

        How about, instead of looking for some larger than life paternal figure to fill the hole in your soul, you learn to like yourself instead? It's not as hard as you think

        how about suck my clit b***h LOL

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know I am right. The average 40 year old looks like Chug Wendig, not your dad or granddad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Describe the shape and smell of your pusspuss lilyflower

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            please get a better gimmick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about, instead of looking for some larger than life paternal figure to fill the hole in your soul, you learn to like yourself instead? It's not as hard as you think

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is a woman. Women aren't that complex. She's being honest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dated the most basedboy memelords possible.

      There's nothing wrong with discord, me and every man I know don't want to use it for a multitude of reasons but have to for school, work, friends, and trying to meet a gf even. There's nothing wrong with expressing yourself, even with a pfp when it can make a good impression and help you make friends.

      It's okay if you can't handle someone's mental illness and that's not your job. If you're not attracted to or compatible with a certain type of personality that's okay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what i want? a fricking 40 year old boomer
      Hello
      >has no fricking shyness or mental illness
      Frick

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >race/nationality
    native, central asian, indio latino if good looking with nice sharp features
    >height
    anything from 5ft8-6ft1, idc about height that much
    >body type
    not super skinny, not fat, broad shoulders, strong limbs, toned stomach
    >dick size
    dont care as long as its not too tiny or not too massive
    >eye and hair color
    black, brown, or hazel/amber color eyes. shiny straight jet black hair preferably with a good hairline and no signs of balding.
    >any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
    high cheekbones, good jawline, and reddish-bronze or golden skin
    >interests/hobbies
    his traditional cultural activities like shaman rituals, shooting poison darts, carrying sacks of food on his shoulders with ease, riding horses and hunting
    >personality type
    manly quiet and stoic
    >dress style/aesthetic
    anything from loincloth to animal furs to t shirt and jeans

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal man is my bf, he has a cute Slavic babyface with blond hair and blue eyed and he's a neet and he doesn't go outside and he's muscular but a bit chubby

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