>finally get match. >don't know how to talk to women

>finally get match
>don't know how to talk to women

Help me_ I need to frick her

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uses Sp*tify
    Run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      educate her on spotify being a bloated piece of shit

      Make up some bullshit like you listen to mashups which aren't on Spotify or their shitty auto adding music to my playlist. Learn from my mistakes, don't be super agreeable, but don't be a complete dick either.

      Also just meet up IRL seems you've been chatting a little anyway.

      Do not bring that up again that was days ago she'd just really think you were a psychopath. She probably already thinks you're socially aloof just might be into it like most women as long as you play it edgy and not awkward (like you are).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      educate her on spotify being a bloated piece of shit

      What's wrong with Spotify? It's perfectly fine with an ad blocker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shh don't tell the normies or else they will implement something against it. Normies are perfectly fine with paying for Premium as it stands.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They give artists shit payouts for having their songs on their platform.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        * Crap audio quality unless you pay.
        * Even if you don't care about quality, it's still pointless considering YouTube exists.

        When I want to stream stuff, I use YouTube with blocked ads. When I want quality I torrrent FLAC files and add them to my collection. There are also sites that rip music straight from Spotify and other paid services.

        Whenever someone says they use Spotify, they're always some tech-illiterate normie who has no idea there are better and cheaper(free) ways to get music.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      educate her on spotify being a bloated piece of shit

      >woman does something differs from how an autistic man would do it
      >"run"
      good luck being an incel your whole life moron

      either accept the moronation that is the average woman or wait 50 years for one with a personality three standard deviations from mean, and even if you somehow woo her expect to deal with all the correlated psychological hangups

      Already tried asking her but she said no

      >nickleback
      >"ur pretty"
      its already almost over, gg

      Here's my rule for chatting with women. This worked to sexchat women on omegle with regularity despite me being a 3/10. YES and...
      >pyschopath behavior
      should have used a knife emoji with a music note or something. Lean into the joke. Instead you let the vibe die.

      only good advice on here, don't play low status

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    educate her on spotify being a bloated piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Educate me, why is it bad?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to hook an actual conversation here why didn't you respond to her last message? What did you do today we need to word it in a way that seems interesting or lie in a way that aligns itself with what you could lie about.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask her how long it will take her to get a new job, or offer her her two sodas

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make up some bullshit like you listen to mashups which aren't on Spotify or their shitty auto adding music to my playlist. Learn from my mistakes, don't be super agreeable, but don't be a complete dick either.

    Also just meet up IRL seems you've been chatting a little anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already tried asking her but she said no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pull the plug. you are on a dating app. If you have to struggle to get even basic shit she's not into you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nickleback and creed
        Black person WHAT the FRICK are you DOING

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AY NO LET MY homie COOK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro... You don't just admit you listen to garbage like Creed so willingly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nickleback and creed
          Black person WHAT the FRICK are you DOING

          No fricking way you told a chick you listen to Nickelback and Creed. Holy shit anon it's over for you. I can't believe she even responded to that. Praying right now that the message you sent after that was supposed to be ironic. If it wasn't, please quit while you're ahead.

          fricking npcs, nickleback and creed are good. You sound like an unironic indian with this wtf are you doing, you dont come off as chill at all.

          You should have had a lil convo about the music, kept it light hearted, weaved into talking about gigs then have been like ''you seem chill, wanna go to a gig this weekend?'' and then get her ig, then find local bars and venues, follow them, look on their pages and stories for gigs near you, found one, then msg her about a specific gig, maybe go slightly earlier to get a drink beforehand, then gig, then more drinks after then you invite her over to yours. You dont compliment them, NEVER compliment them until you see them irl and even then keep it short and brief. Women get compliments from dudes all day every day, dont be one of their simps, youd stand out a lot more, show interest with your eyes and be flirty on the date but dont overdo it, you gotta make chicks feel good, they are very emotional creatures who always pursue the ''feel good'' ''vibe''

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fricking npcs, nickleback and creed are good
            kek imagine being so defensive of the world's most generic shit bands
            What's next, you gonna say you enjoy Pearl Jam as well? Get the frick outta here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no pearl jam are shit. Creed and nickleback however are so generic it crosses over into good territory, buttrock is sound and everyone who disagrees is either a closeted fan or a homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Give up, I am amazed she is still responding to you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's never been more over. abort! abort!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're coming on too strong with the compliments. First interactions are all about giving off a vibe and seeing if she reciprocates, then you set plans to meet. You don't want to compliment her appearance, especially twice, right off the bat, in fact, you don't compliment her at all at this stage.

        Also, talking about interests so specifically isn't a good way of getting to know someone. She wants to know what kind of person you are, and girls get a feeling for that judging by how you respond rather than what you say

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dis homie fux
          unfortunately i do not (usually)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >judging by how you respond rather than what you say

          It's true. Used to drive me nuts until I realized how easy it would be for people to just lie if all conversation was direct and to the point. Your goal here is to sound like a fun person that doesn't have ulterior motives or grand plans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seems to be pulling you along and i'd just drop her because it's a massive waste of effort

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats now you look like a creepy thirsty indian

        You can probably still salvage this, but you need to get it together champ, drop the emojis specially if she doesn't post any it's homosexual shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking way you told a chick you listen to Nickelback and Creed. Holy shit anon it's over for you. I can't believe she even responded to that. Praying right now that the message you sent after that was supposed to be ironic. If it wasn't, please quit while you're ahead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was obviously joking man sheesh people accuse me of having no humor and then freak out over an obvious joke DUDE ITS OVER NICKELBACK OMFG yeah I'm kidding you doofus

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you were just pretending to be moronic?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know, but did the previous messages make it clear to the woman that you were joking? It's hard to tell over a text message.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If she doesn't get the joke then she's. it worth pursuing. That's the point of these weird social games.

            You're all morons so I'm doubling down on nickelback

            Good shit. You're starting to believe. Play it loose and don't give a frick. You'll get better results overall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh nickelbackbros we're back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no woman has ever matched with me and said that good grief. its nickelback and creed for me that was funny goof shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are unironically indian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nickelback and Creed
        Nice try. I actually bought the bait up until this point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I think you are better than me in here. Idk what I would say if someone asked me "what music I like". Im not a very musical person, I only listen to vydia ost's, so its frickin over. You are a pajeet tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not interested. On Dating Apps, asking for a date is the expected move after a short conversation. If the she rejects, it's unlikely you can change her mind.

        It's likely over. Move on. Though there's nothing keeping you from investing more time and hope, but the chance that it will work out in the end is slim.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my rule for chatting with women. This worked to sexchat women on omegle with regularity despite me being a 3/10. YES and...
    >pyschopath behavior
    should have used a knife emoji with a music note or something. Lean into the joke. Instead you let the vibe die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >should have used a knife emoji with a music note or something.
      You sound like a total homosexual. How the frick did you get pussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That shit works. You take shit way too seriously. It's not fun, and nobody wants to spend time with someone who's not fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally what they teach at EVERY improv class. This is extremely basic shit.
        ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes%2C_and... )

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See the problem is you don't have anything going on, do you know what I am saying? You always got to have something happening to tell women, even if you're not actually doing it do you know what I am saying?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nice lol psychopath behavior to not listen to spotify
    bitch, the youtube music AI goes crazy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If women haven't experienced something personally it gives them the ick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she can ick off to the NetherRealm that is online dating for all I care. I never used that shit, fricking prostitutes.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her about your least favorite ethnicity and justify it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're all morons so I'm doubling down on nickelback

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're pretty funny.
      Tell her that you're going to a nickelback concert and afterwards are going to the record shop to buy more creed records and merch.
      Lean into the creed and nickelback obsession, and ask her if she wants to tagging along.
      Suggest some creed and nickelback songs to her while you're at it too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay good, dont back down on nickleback, nickleback are based and if she cant handle that frick her
      >double texting
      ffs op

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well now you just have to full send it and tell her to do the needful and send bobs and vagene

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she seems annoying, but yeah conversation isn't easy for everyone. i pretty much just throw shit at the wall and if they aren't trying i just quit

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's gonna see this thread and then get into opsec unfortunately

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man conversation is so fricking pointless.
    "I like x. What do you like? I like y."

    Human interaction just seems so fricking stupid.
    Its not an action, pointless. Can't use likes for anything.

    t. made a pointless post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first interactions on dating sites with strangers are kinda like that though, which is why you try to get them irl asap

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try this
    >dammn girl ima glaze dat lil gyatt u kno wat im sayin gurllll

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got called cute by an Indian woman on Hinge today. Too bad she's big but not very curvaceous. It did boost my confidence because I was having a bad day.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice try anon, NSFFWners don't get girls

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP ma boi ya done goofed

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are a boring piece of shit

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