>finally meet discord boyfriend irl. >his dick is small

>finally meet discord boyfriend irl
>his dick is small
I'm heartbroken. This is what I get for never sending nudes.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how big do you want it? more girthy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 or 7 inches with a good girth would be ideal but I'd take an average dick too

      My discord gf loves it that my dick is small tho.

      I'm happy for you both I think that's really cute

      >tfw no discord gf that indulges in my SPH fetish

      He doesn't have one of those as far as I know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is considered "average dick"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          5 to 6 inches. Disappointingly thin but not too skinny.

          Let me see, I will be the judge of that.

          I didn't take a photo of it lol

          >6 or 7 inches
          reasonable tbh

          I don't ask for much

          On behalf of my gender, I apologize for our lack of honesty about our shortcomings, it's not fair to a beautiful girl to waste time with an inferior small dicked male when she could be doing so much better.

          Us small dicked males should just understand our place in society and please girls in ways we're more capable of, like with our money.

          You clearly have a humiliation kink but honestly it would be nice if guys mentioned they're lacking down there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it would be nice if prostitutes mentioned how gaping their vegana is, on account of all the dick they take

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it's not like it's uncommon and we all know it can be a dealbreaker anyway.

            Funnily enough in this super open era of talking about sex freely we still don't do such a basic thing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't ask for much
            ok but 5-6 isnt like such a huge diff tbh. that just makes you sound like a hypocrite. i thought he would be like 3-4 the way you made it sound

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said 5-6 is average which I would be fine with, he's well below average

            you found a "boyfriend" (one time frick meat) by sitting on your fat fricking ass mindlessly scrolling through your phone and you're regretting having had sex with him, which is why you made this thread to seek validation from others

            I'll more than likely let him frick me again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 or 7 inches
        reasonable tbh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 or 7 inches with a good girth would be ideal but I'd take an average dick too

        5 to 6 inches. Disappointingly thin but not too skinny.
        [...]
        I didn't take a photo of it lol
        [...]
        I don't ask for much
        [...]
        You clearly have a humiliation kink but honestly it would be nice if guys mentioned they're lacking down there

        >5 to 6 inches. Disappointingly thin but not too skinny.

        No I'd never cheat, even if he didnt even have a penis I wouldn't cheat
        [...]
        My vegana is just fine actually
        [...]
        Yeah and it's not like I'm not going to find out eventually anyway
        [...]
        No I'm gonna keep him, I'm attached , I'm just upset and disappointed. God shouldn't give good guys small pps
        [...]
        He does have aspergers actually

        >No I'd never cheat

        He's 5'7, I'm 5'2. I don't have a problem with short guys. Though I do need them to be at least a few inches taller than me

        >I don't have a problem with short guys
        A foid who isn't batshit insane? Damn, haven't seen one of those in a while. What do you think of these measurements?:
        >Height - 170cm 5ft7in
        >Weight - 117lbs 53kg
        >Length x Girth - 6.50in x 5.31in
        >Wrists - 6.10in
        >Waist-To-Hip Ratio - 0.805

        Yeah I can feel it, it just doesn't do much for me. It's like a tease, my body expects more. I don't feel filled

        Understandable.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A foid who isn't batshit insane? Damn, haven't seen one of those in a while
          but you're a freaking psycho sperg with those .001-precision measurements (as if that's even like possible to get lol)
          so one in a million on this board amrite lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. I took measurements to the nearest 0.5cm, then times by 0.393701 to get inches, then round to 2dp. So they're not exactly right.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 or 7 inches with good girth would be ideal
        I cant keep doing this bros, I think I should just hero at this point to spare myself from the shame

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          just get your penis embiggened
          everyone's doing it these days

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My discord gf loves it that my dick is small tho.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she calls it adorable or cute?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no discord gf that indulges in my SPH fetish

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me see, I will be the judge of that.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On behalf of my gender, I apologize for our lack of honesty about our shortcomings, it's not fair to a beautiful girl to waste time with an inferior small dicked male when she could be doing so much better.

    Us small dicked males should just understand our place in society and please girls in ways we're more capable of, like with our money.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigacucked

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me frick on the side then to fill your cravings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I'd never cheat, even if he didnt even have a penis I wouldn't cheat

      it would be nice if prostitutes mentioned how gaping their vegana is, on account of all the dick they take

      My vegana is just fine actually

      Yeah, it's not like it's uncommon and we all know it can be a dealbreaker anyway.

      Funnily enough in this super open era of talking about sex freely we still don't do such a basic thing.

      Yeah and it's not like I'm not going to find out eventually anyway

      So. Are you going to break up with him? Does he compensate with other things enough for you to stay with him? Or are you just so in love and emotionally bound to him? kek

      No I'm gonna keep him, I'm attached , I'm just upset and disappointed. God shouldn't give good guys small pps

      >meets discord bf irl
      >he isn't a peggable femboy with aspergers
      sounds like your problem tbh

      He does have aspergers actually

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        his wiener is 3 inches? also what do you think about guys that cum buckets

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't measure it but I wouldn't be surprised if it's 3 inches. It's definitely not bigger than 4. Cumming a lot is sexy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming you're a real female, what does fricking a small guy actually feel like? Can you feel him inside you, or is it just light unsatisfying rubbing?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I can feel it, it just doesn't do much for me. It's like a tease, my body expects more. I don't feel filled

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol yeah I'm not an idiot I didn't mention it. I was shocked when I first saw it but I don't think he noticed. I mean I doubt he thinks it's normal sized I'm sure he knows he's small

            I mean, obviously he knew. But he just has to think I like small dicks

            why don't you shove his face down and have him eat you out or something the frick
            also why are you posting about your private sex life on here you weirdo?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God shouldn't give good guys small pps
        I was given a small one too, 4 inches, but I can't complain cause I have other good qualities, family life, etc. I hope you didn't complain about it to him because that can really kill a man's libido, performance and confidence.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol yeah I'm not an idiot I didn't mention it. I was shocked when I first saw it but I don't think he noticed. I mean I doubt he thinks it's normal sized I'm sure he knows he's small

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he knew you knew it was small when it couldn't touch both sides of your cavernous vegana

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, obviously he knew. But he just has to think I like small dicks

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's possible he thinks it's normal but chances are slim. I didn't care about all that for a long time, didn't look at other dicks to notice, and I'm tall and well built so I assumed my dick was good too. When I learned it was small it was a bummer but oh well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you telling me boys don't have dick measuring contests at sleepovers? Wtf

            If you wanted a 10 inch bf you SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN A prostitute

            My body count isn't that high

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im joking i have a gf lol get back to your gay cuck fetish

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need a bull and i need it now. Its not gay its advanced eroticism. Have my wife's cuck babies. Now!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are disgusting get you and your gay ass gf away from me. You are so disgusting i want to beat the shit out of you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            youre not supposed to be rock hard when youre hanging out with your bros

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is heartbreaking information

            >we met on there
            Okay did he message you, did you message him, comment on a pic, you followed him first or the other way?

            He commented on my posts pretty often and I followed him because he's funny. He invited me into his discord and eventually messaged me privately.

            oh wow
            imagine the lack of self-awareness it takes to not realise the massive privilege you have
            how many guys do you think can 'post about anime and post pictures of myself on twitter' and just get a gf from that?

            Well I can only tell it from my perspective you'd be better off asking him

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            man that sounds really fricking boring

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree

            I'm not asking for that I'm asking for you to have a shred of empathy and tell your female friends to give more guys a chance and see what it would look like from the opposite side rather than literally come on here and complain about dick size when you have a bf who eats you out (which not all guys are willing to do!)
            and btw I have literally had girls I am 'hanging out' in a friend group with show me their phones with all the dudes texting them making fun of guys for sending multiple texts in a row as some type of 'flex' so I know wtf I am talking about

            I do have empathy. I felt bad for him when I saw his dick

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you found a "boyfriend" (one time frick meat) by sitting on your fat fricking ass mindlessly scrolling through your phone and you're regretting having had sex with him, which is why you made this thread to seek validation from others

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not asking for that I'm asking for you to have a shred of empathy and tell your female friends to give more guys a chance and see what it would look like from the opposite side rather than literally come on here and complain about dick size when you have a bf who eats you out (which not all guys are willing to do!)
            and btw I have literally had girls I am 'hanging out' in a friend group with show me their phones with all the dudes texting them making fun of guys for sending multiple texts in a row as some type of 'flex' so I know wtf I am talking about

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, just like girls gossip and have cutesy pillow fights, guys get raging boners and sword fight all night long. They turn it into an and assign classes. Small ones are rogue/assassin, feminine ones cleric/healer, normal/big ones are warrior/berserker, and extra big and girthy ones are tank.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is hot so I'm pretending it's true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee by the fact that you are posting this shit on here that you will eventually leave him and rationalise it and resent him in the future
        you are a garbage person tbh
        imagine how you would feel if you were reading this thread in reverse with some dude complaining about his nice gf having a vegana that isn't tight enough or is a weird shape

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree

          >6 or 7 inches with a good girth would be ideal but I'd take an average dick too
          [...]
          >5 to 6 inches. Disappointingly thin but not too skinny.
          [...]
          >No I'd never cheat
          [...]
          >I don't have a problem with short guys
          A foid who isn't batshit insane? Damn, haven't seen one of those in a while. What do you think of these measurements?:
          >Height - 170cm 5ft7in
          >Weight - 117lbs 53kg
          >Length x Girth - 6.50in x 5.31in
          >Wrists - 6.10in
          >Waist-To-Hip Ratio - 0.805
          [...]
          Understandable.

          >What do you think of these measurements?:
          Yeah they're fine you shouldn't worry

          [...]
          [...]
          why don't you shove his face down and have him eat you out or something the frick
          also why are you posting about your private sex life on here you weirdo?

          He did eat me out and I did really like it I just wish he could frick me good too

          Where did you meet him?
          I need a discord gf

          Twitter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Twitter
            How? Give more more details on how to get my own NSFFW gf ffs. Explain it to me, I've never used twitter before. Don't hold out on me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I use twitter to post about anime and post pictures of myself and we met on there, I don't understand what's confusing you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we met on there
            Okay did he message you, did you message him, comment on a pic, you followed him first or the other way?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh wow
            imagine the lack of self-awareness it takes to not realise the massive privilege you have
            how many guys do you think can 'post about anime and post pictures of myself on twitter' and just get a gf from that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh no, it's the incel chud complaining he can't get a girlfriend through malintended scheming and strategizing
            but for real asking women for dating advice is fricking useless, they literally just exist and get hit on

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I disagree
            what do you mean "I disagree"
            you disagree that you wouldn't find it gross if a dude was on here complaining about his gf's vegana?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So. Are you going to break up with him? Does he compensate with other things enough for you to stay with him? Or are you just so in love and emotionally bound to him? kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >love
      >women
      lol
      lmao, even

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey now, let us give her the benefit of the doubt. She might be a pure hearted maiden filled with devotion and admiration for her man, willing to selfishly sacrifice her body and mind in her sacred quest of bearing children and populating this Earthly realm as God commands.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meets discord bf irl
    >he isn't a peggable femboy with aspergers
    sounds like your problem tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>he isn't a peggable femboy with aspergers
      But I'm peggable and would probably make qt moans and whimpers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To the one femanon that wanted to reply to this but instead created a new thread, I'm still here

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How big is your dick, troony?
    Until you provide proof you're female, no one should believe you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exatly what I'm thinking. You are not a women and you will never be only gays and trannies are this obsessed with dicks.

      • 2 months ago
        sage

        OP didn't respond to the most crucial of all messages. Everyone who responds after this is is a homosexual and is falling for troony larp. Kek.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how tall is he, op and how tall are you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's 5'7, I'm 5'2. I don't have a problem with short guys. Though I do need them to be at least a few inches taller than me

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did you meet him?
    I need a discord gf

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanted a 10 inch bf you SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN A prostitute

  13. 2 months ago
    sage

    damn
    I feel really bad for you bf
    He cannot do anything about it and he'll forever be judged and rejected because of it
    What a suicidefuel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for him too, he deserves to have a big dick

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody asked you baiting moron, keep your saggy wide vegana problems to yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a perfectly tight vegana tyvm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know it's tight?
        Did you have your pussy elasticity measured?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a small penis humiliation fetish
    >whenever a foid sees my wiener, she always says how big it is

    My entire life is pain and suffering. You incels will never, EVER understand. I envy you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry anon, I think you have a smol pp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon, you're a bro

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some guys legitimately don't know.
    I thought my penis was small. I assumed like 4 inches, until I actually measured and realized im close to 7 inches

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >femanon sends me selfie
    >feel pressured into sending one back
    >she sends me some bad pussy shot
    >frick
    >not that great but feel obligated to send something back
    >send her a pic of my dick
    >hard because girl is talking to me
    >she says I look big
    >say I'm 7*6
    >she starts erping in vc
    >sends me clips of her jerking off
    >she keeps becoming incoherent while I say random stuff I'm "doing" to her
    I really just wanted a femanon to talk to, but at least I got some experience out of it...

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