>get a gf. >literally always talking to thirsty frickboys in her dms

>get a gf
>literally always talking to thirsty frickboys in her dms
>always stressed out she will cheat on me if I'm not perfect 100% of the time
>even during sex I have to perform out of my mind without a care for my own pleasure, ever, stressed out I'd cum too soon or whatnot
>can't tell her about any of my kinks or she will think less of me, can't tell her about how I feel about anything or she'll think I'm not that manly
>always talks about celebrities to remind me I'll never be as successful or good looking as them
>always interrupts me when I try to talk because really she only cares about listening to herself
>often flirty with random dudes outside, in front of me, as if I wasn't even there and if I ever complain I'm the one overreacting

Having a gf is SO fun, guys...

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girls don't have bfs anymore, they have "situationships"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mine was 'kind' enough to end it before we got to serious, like a week and a half ago. And by we, I mean she. I hate dating. 2 months of nothing much more than what I'd do to my sister. At least I didn't waste lego roses on her. I didn't know how much stress I was under constantly. That wasn't healthy. She's been bouncing from boy to boy, breaking hearts the entire time. Not sure if I should warn the next guy because it's a smallish church group.

      But I realized my friend is also a kissless virgin so I'll go after her I think. There may be better potential, and the pairbond is easier. I asked her casually to lunch, and she made a comment along the lines of "I don't want to be your rebound" and to give it a while, which was wise since it was the day after, but I think there's some clear interest there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest modern pill.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about not dating a toxic 20yo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie clearly went for the wrong one

      >young male delusion
      if you know you know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably an older guy slamming that young zoomie puss, it's just what they do.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude your woman is treating you like a woman, man the frick up

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Argianon

    course of action
    >chat with other girls
    >talk about how other girls are prettier than her
    >interrupt her constantly
    >cheat on her lmao
    >if she gets mad, tell her she's overreacting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's how I imagine getting a GF is like, I don't get the appeal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't get the appeal
      You get to cum in her pink pussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most pussies are brown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much yeah, unless you date way down. If you get your looksmatch or above prepare for non-stop anxiety about being effortlessly replaced.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like you're being manipulated tbh it's probably not a mistake that you're aware of the DMS but if she is willing to show you that I wonder what she is willing to hide

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she can feel the desperation its already over

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try work on those insecurities
    step 1
    recognizing you are insecure
    step 2
    tell yourself to think differently
    step 3
    life gets generally better

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    getting the gf is hard
    but keeping the gf is nightmare mode

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie clearly went for the wrong one

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your girlfriend.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you're wasting your time brother. Social media brained women are never worth it. It's hard to find someone lowkey these days because, well by nature anyone decently lowkey is keeping to themselves. But I wish you good luck. I personally have given up but should fate throw me a keeper I'd give it my all. I've spent too many years throwing energy at nothing situations that I just end up realizing are draining me. Don't ever settle for being drained, unless its your wiener, anon.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you date a modern woman, you moron?
    She's just waiting to monkey branch off you to some other dude that's "better"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having a gf is a terrible deal, a meme, a disaster. Unless you're going to settle down and make babby and she wants that too, there is no point. You're at her mercy. It's merely a game for her. She will take your time, money, and energy, and you get some pussy until she randomly decides to end it or otherwise frick your shit up.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beat her with a baseball bat and lock her in your basement. I'm doing that to my ex this summer. She caused me to have a breakdown at a concert.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and viperpilled

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >often flirty with random dudes outside, in front of me, as if I wasn't even there and if I ever complain I'm the one overreacting
    you are underreacting. take her around out back and slap her a good one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slap her a good one.
      Don't. Just get the frick out of the relationship asap. Break up, ghost her, erase her from your life.

      That's the best you can do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slap her a good one.
      Don't. Just get the frick out of the relationship asap. Break up, ghost her, erase her from your life.

      That's the best you can do.

      Disco Elysium type of shit.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I needed a girlfriend to be normal. All I ever wanted was to be normal and liked by people. And then I did make friends and get a gf, and I realized I hated it and I would rather be alone. And then when I'm alone after a few months I get tired of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought I needed a girlfriend to be normal. All I ever wanted was to be normal and liked by people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being alone is better than settling with a low-quality woman. Frankly your friend group should be of higher priority than some deadbeat trash.

      This is coming from a man that got kicked out of his college and miscommunicated from his entire friend group for dating a drug addicted high school dropout.

      Took me 10 months to find new friends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be "normal" is to be liked by the people. Just become a "superstar" and shine bright. No one is alone. Do you think the thoughts that told you you needed a girlfriend have left you alone?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the girl that said the supermega guy raped her or whatever

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost her but never break up it drives them nuts

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