Girlfriend Never Showers

Whenever I'd have sex with my girlfriend, I would get acne around my pelvis. I thought this was strange since I never got acne there before meeting her. Until I discovered that she barely takes showers.
Her gentiles often smell horrid. Whenever I ask her, "When's the last time you've taken a shower?" she just stares at me blankly because she doesn't even remember.
I love her so so so much. She is the woman of my dreams… but this so FRICKING DISGUSTING AND I WANT TO PEEL MY SKIN OFF WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT THIS.
She puts off taking showers to play video games all day. When I finally convinced her to take a shower a couple days ago, she said she'd do it after she was done playing games. But when she finished, she said she was too tired and that she'd do it in the morning. SHE DID NOT TAKE THE FRICKING SHOWER IN THE MORNING.
I can smell her stanky ass from several feet away. I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH HER CLOTHES I WANT TO KILL MYSELF SO MUCH HOLLY SHITTTTTT.
I asked if she was depressed, insecure about her physical appearance, if she thought this behavior was normal, or if showers were overstimulating. She said no to all. She just said that she lacks motivation, wants to get better, and is ashamed of her sparse grooming habits.
I fully support her. I've brought up the idea of using a planner, and setting daily reminders. She doesn't want to do any of this.
I'm gonna give her shit loads of soaps for valentines day and gift her soaps for every single occasion from now on.
I don't know what I can do to convince her to take better care of herself.
I will never tell this shit to anyone else. I love her so much but I feel so ashamed for dating someone who barely showers.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soap makes you dirtier. Watch mattpat on YouTube

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok, if she shouldn't use soap in the shower, what should she use in the shower instead?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say

        >> Hey, so you smell really bad. I can smell you from over here. When we have sex, I get acne on my dick becauae you're so dirty. We're not touching again, including sex, until you start showering regularly with soap.

        Of course she should use soap, jesus christ.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YouTube as a source

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a pussy and tell her she stinks moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've already told her that several times. She doesn't believe me and acts like this is new every time I tell her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        then be a man and shove her in the shower. Just force her to do it. Literally what is she gonna do? No sensible person would object to this.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell her it's bath time, run her bath, and put her smelly butt down in the bath. Easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've done this before. she said that she's too busy playing videogames and that she'll take it later. And then when "later" rolls around the bath water's too cold and I have to drain it all.
      Sometimes I offer to take showers with her. She always says later. it never happens.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's literally me.
    Maybe you can wash her yourself like your an anime girl

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gentiles often smell horrid
    Oy Vey, the goyim are cattle!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've dealt with this problem before. How I dealt with the situation was before intercourse I told her the she smelled weird but in a good way but this is too strong for me and then I princess carried her to the shower and just stood there for a few moments. Would've been based to do just that but no I cleaned her off too. These people as a rule will not leave the water once wet they are stupid and we should have more of them on this earth.

    So yeah brother , just take her clothes off , push her in the shower and turn on the tap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you guys find not bathing, stinky girlsfriends? All women I ever met were pretty clean and self conscious about smelling and washing and all that.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop having sex with cognitively disabled people. She clearly lacks the ability to consent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is much more mature and older than me. She is not cognitively or physically impaired.
      She is literally perfect in every way she just doesn't take showers for some reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mature
        >stinks
        >plays games instead
        She isn't "mature", anon, she's a mental case. Deficient.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you have a transwoman. All boys hate taking baths.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    living the dream

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ideally, you could convince her to bathe regularly.
    practically, you can bathe yourself after intercourse, perpetually.
    have fun with that

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her she's too dumb to clean herself and take her to the shower to clean her properly

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shit guys will do for pussy

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