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If you were born a guy what size penis would you prefer to have?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    8.5 inches seems pretty good. Not huge, but big enough for reactions, you know?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh you little funny guy
      oh you little troll :33

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5.5" soft. I have had reactions about my bulge at every job since I've been 18. Mostly guys are the ones who make a comment.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 or 7 inches.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a male, I'm about 6 inches and almost every girl I've been with has struggled with it. I can't imagine 7+ inches feels good for most women.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im so jealous. I would love to struggle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you're just girthy?
      have you measured it? what is it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women adapt, the vegana is very flexible. Chicks will go from "oh that seems too big" to just taking it without a complaint very quickly.

      t. over 7 inches long and over 6 inches in girth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women adapt, the vegana is very flexible. Chicks will go from "oh that seems too big" to just taking it without a complaint very quickly.

      t. over 7 inches long and over 6 inches in girth.

      GTFO
      this thread isn't about how big your dick is
      Make your own thread!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's clearly relevant info; how are women supposed to answer the question if they don't know how various wiener sizes work out in practice? it's not like they can answer from their own experience because women can't measure for shit and will believe whatever size a guy tells them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmmm can you say that again, but slower.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the thing
          Their answers SHOULDN'T be influenced by outside voices

          I don't want their answers to be reasonable, it's boring, I want more funny fire hose pissers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and will believe whatever size a guy tells them.
          Ironic since they would also have to believe you, a guy telling them whatever

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would want a HUGE pisser to PISS WITH everywhere. with really big BALLS to store piss. but it would be annoying if everyone thought i was ROCK HARD all the time so it would be really small when soft and then really BIG WHEN I HAD TO PISS.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow, you could put out fires with that hose
      you would be a good firefighter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would PISS ON FIREHYRDNRATS

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you'd be a firehydrantfighter and you'd use your superpower to do evil?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no not evil. they just deserve to be peed on because iwould be able ot pee on WHATEVER I WANT LIKE A DOG

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I understand this BUT with great power comes great responsibility
            What if you accidentally piss on someone and make the sad?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon i would not piss on someone. that is different!
            unless they really.. PISSED ME OFF!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            heheheh I was waiting for that pun to happen 😀

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Small penis, preferably 3 inches erect
    Hopefully I would have a small frame too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      puzzling

      why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would want to be smol and feminine even as a moid

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what would you do if you were a qt trap? would you date boys or girls?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Boys of course

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you would be GAY???

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would be a huge waste for a qt femboy to be into women, they need their holes filled by wiener, they should only date men or other femboys/traps

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            God intended femboys to have huge dicks and frick amazonian women.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But where are the amazonian women bro?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol the femcel doesn't realize twinks don't get female privilege hahaha LAUGH AT THEM
      You'd be a short loser the rest and die of AIDS once you hit twinkdeath(25)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lol the femcel doesn't realize twinks don't get female privilege

        if they dress as a girl and voice train they'd be fine, no one would know

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >voice train
          uh oh troony cope. voice training doesnt work. everybody hears that you are a man.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it actually does work pretty well. people with ridiculous troony voices aren't voice training, they're just talking in falsetto or gay flamer voice or some shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vocal training
          what a meme. either you are born with a high vocal range or not, and even then people can tell when you are pushing the median higher.
          I'm a grown ass man with the voice of a teenage girl and there ain't shit that *I* can do to lower it, so why would a troon be able to go higher? They can't, they sound fake as frick.
          And dressing like a girl does nothing, you can tell someones sex from 50ft away by their walk alone.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm a grown ass man with the voice of a teenage girl and there ain't shit that *I* can do to lower it
            post a vocaroo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried roids? some people get a deeper voice on those, though not everyone. also if you did a bunch of research on singing coaches and stuff I bet you could find a way to lower it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >there ain't shit that *I* can do to lower it, so why would a troon be able to go higher?

            the interesting thing is it's actually easier to make your voice higher than to make it lower. i.e. you can fake having a smaller vocal apparatus but you can't fake having a bigger one. there are people whose voices are flexible enough that they can sound both more masculine and more feminine than you can, that's just how it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to dominate a sissy like this so bad, just absolutely ruin them in every hole and then paint their limp, worthless sissy dick and empty sack with my cum. If they have a gf make her watch as I do it and then knock her up afterwards

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I was already born with a penis

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm maybe something a little above average? 8 inches maybe a bit more?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 inches long 6 girth and horse shape w big balls

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off-topic, but whenever I think a woman is cool I tell her that if she had a dick instead of a pussy it would be a huge penis. So far every woman to whom I've said this has laughed and then agreed with me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's actually a good way to flirt and pick up women

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it? I just say it because I think it's funny. Could people actually warm up to me when I say such silly things?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes that's actually really funny and having a good sense of humor is important for a man and women will be more likely to frick you

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have one as I'd troon out right away. Having a dick, being as hairy as moids are, having a deep voice, etc. is nightmare fuel for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a female must be some sort of body horror. Imagine having weird thin soft squishy skin, weird boobs, veganas that constantly bleed. Being a man is just testosterone and having balls. Women live on easy mode anyway despite being weaker than men

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being as hairy as moid
      I barely have any hair

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atleast 6 inches but I would prefer to have 7

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid 6.5 inch with 5.5 girth. I still don't entirely understand girth measurements but that sounds like a good number.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cats are the devil

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never say that again or else a cat will come into your room and tickle the soles of your feet at night with the xylophone gichi gichi goo sound effects.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why witches like cats so much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      solid choice
      5.5 is actually on the largr side

      Cats are the devil

      shut up dumbass
      cats are cool

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never say that again or else a cat will come into your room and tickle the soles of your feet at night with the xylophone gichi gichi goo sound effects.

        I want to say the n word

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NOOOO ANONYMOUS YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    12 inches with massive girth
    I don't really care if girls like it because there's a small percentage who love it, you can't say that of an average size dick

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was. I like being one inch and not getting erect because guys are like seven times bigger than me automatically it's really erotic.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would flat out kill myself. If it's anything like the ftm's have described with just the sex drive, it would drive me batshit crazy and it sounds like a fate worse than death. I hate it enough as-is and mine is extremely low. I will say you moids gave next level mental resilence to have the willpower you do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men had testosterone in their brains ever since they were born. Ftm aren't used to it and when I see them crying on social media I know they're not real men, it's unnatural for women. Women don't like sex or competition of any kind. It's pathetic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you moids gave next level mental resilence to have the willpower you do
      thank you, you're nice
      Hope you don't get unexpectedly turned into a moid any time sooon

      I know I'd have a big pp because (through non incest means) I know my brother is huge

      then how do you know?? 6_6
      also that stuff can be random, maybe your bother just lucked out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >then how do you know?? 6_6
        I've seem him in boxer shorts and it's hard not to notice
        >also that stuff can be random, maybe your bother just lucked out
        Really? That's a shame I always felt kinda proud of carrying big dick genes for any sons I have

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >felt kinda proud of carrying big dick genes
          sorry
          though, who knows, maybe you do have those
          don't lose faith

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            More than likely you carry the big penis genes. Don't fret, your future boys will be glad.

            Thank you so much I'd want my sons to have good dicks

            how big is big!?
            we need an estimate

            It's at least 5 inches flaccid and I guess there's a chance it doesn't grow much but it's bound to grow at least a few inches

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            mine's up to 6 inches flaccid and only 7 hard lol, I may be an outlier though. and sometimes it's much less than that, my flaccid size varies a lot.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            7 inches is a good dick I'd bf happy with that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          More than likely you carry the big penis genes. Don't fret, your future boys will be glad.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know I'd have a big pp because (through non incest means) I know my brother is huge

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how big is big!?
      we need an estimate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not an estimate, she needs to go ask him for us

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually am a girl with a penis and if i had to choose, probably like 1 inch hard or something :3 rn im at <4 inches hehe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 inches
      Cute girl peepee
      Does it have a long foreskin too? :3

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh.. 14cm?
    Is that the normal right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that the normal right
      yes
      but why not get a 2 meter lance?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldnt want to be a circus freak

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls find the soft to hard size difference hot?
    like when somebody goes from 2 to 7 imches

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 7.5 inches but I got fat so now I have like 5.5 inches give or take

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