Give me your dating app success stories

I need some lifefuel. This is my last shot at getting a gf. I sperg out with every girl who approaches me at bars/ clubs.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I matched with an only fans bot and I found the guy who developed it on BHW

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've met some very nice women on bumble. Dated one for two years, another for a couple months before having to move away and two for a few months before finding out one was crazy and the other didn't like that I smoked. Overall it's how I've met most of my gfs and we had good relationships for the most part. The big mistakes people make on bumble are hiding their true selves/treating their bio like it's LinkedIn and just endlessly chatting instead of meeting irl. If you want actual dates you have to ask them out within the first few days of chatting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went on 6 dates since August. My biggest success was a girl who said
      >Next time I'll make dinner
      Implying there's a chance there would be a next time. Got ghosted anyway.

      I have been using Bumble for almost 2 years. I think I've been on over 30 dates, of which I've only had sex with 2 people, and in no case have I ever managed to have a serious relationship with anyone on there. Overall, I think I've wasted quite a bit of time, although you never know....

      One time I matched with an only fans bot and I found the guy who developed it on BHW

      Thanks, bros. Btw what age are you and what would you rate yourself?

      I have been using Bumble for almost 2 years. I think I've been on over 30 dates, of which I've only had sex with 2 people, and in no case have I ever managed to have a serious relationship with anyone on there. Overall, I think I've wasted quite a bit of time, although you never know....

      30 dates and only 2 sex? Was that on the first date? Can you explain the process of how it happened? Did you just ask her back your house?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How tall are you

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went on 6 dates since August. My biggest success was a girl who said
    >Next time I'll make dinner
    Implying there's a chance there would be a next time. Got ghosted anyway.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been using Bumble for almost 2 years. I think I've been on over 30 dates, of which I've only had sex with 2 people, and in no case have I ever managed to have a serious relationship with anyone on there. Overall, I think I've wasted quite a bit of time, although you never know....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You actually get girls approaching you? WTF

      How? I can't even get a match. I've been using dating apps for damn near 15 years now too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In social settings usually, bars, clubs, parties etc

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 dates in 6 months. I got a cheek kiss from 5 girls, handshakes from 3, no second dates. 39, 5'10", gym rat but 4/10 face according to photofeeler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4/10 but got that many dates? Were they just after a free dinner or did you split the bill?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I paid for everything but 6/8 of them offered to split the bill, and none of them ordered anything expensive. Like five of them only ordered water to drink, which was weird. One that didn't offer to split the bill came by cab which cost more than what she ordered to eat.
        Considering the time a woman needs to get ready for a date, get there and back and the time spent on a date, the math doesn't make sense if they wanted free dinners.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been using dating apps for about a year, to limited success, but more than I could accomplish without them at least. I found a girl who was pretty nice, although a little crazy. We dated for 2 months. Held hands a few times. We never kissed though. She broke up with me after I told a fairly inappropriate story in front of her and her friends while we were having lunch. In my defense though they were talking about pussy juice.

    In the end, my advice is to just try your best not to act autistic or do anything weird. I'm pretty ugly but I had a very fleshed out profile, and had a picture of me cosplaying as this one video game character. If girls are into some hobby/game/movie whatever that's probably the best hook to get them to swipe you, if you haven't got looks on your side. Good luck out there tiger!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao what story? And how the frick were you together for 2 months without fricking let alone kissing?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7 years ago, my 3+ yrs gf broke up with me. A week or two later, I joined tinder, got a match and quickly got a date. We went to a coffee shop, then a bar the same night. It clicked, we made out. We could have fricked that same night but she had to go back home to get her stuff for the next day. We met again a day or two later and had sex. We saw each other a couple of times a week, having cute moments and sex, then became more serious after a few months.

    About a year later, I ended the relationship because I realized she wasn't the love of my life and I wanted more.

    After that, I mostly dated girls I met in bars. Some tinder here and there but not much. I also had sex with two girls I already knew but matched with on tinder lol

    Now I've been single for 3 years after my last relationship and just sign up for bumble two days ago. I put one or two pictures up and minimum info, matched with a girl, and now I've got a date on Saturday. My tip for you is to quickly ask for a date, that's how I've already done it. This time, I was already talking about a date at my second message and we confirmed it soon after. Be confident and direct. It was my first time using Bumble, I guess the fact that the girl has to message you first really help so you don't have to make an effort and awkwardly make conversation with multiple girls that aren't really interested

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for your reply. What would you rate yourself?
      Asking out a girl quickly is what I did. I heard that some people wait literal days/ weeks and that’s stupid thing to do imo since you’re competing with dozens of other guys she’s talking to also. No point wasting time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm probably a 7. I don't look particularly handsome or ugly. I took a picture where I look good and have a nice expression that shows charm.

        Also today I talked about dating on social apps with my female co-workers and they all agree that the guy needs to quickly ask the girl out on a date. They complain that way too often they have guys that just exchange some messages and then that never goes anywhere. For me it's always been natural. I go on these apps to get dates, not to chitchat and flirt over text with strangers

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be on all the apps
    >been on hundreds of first dates at this point
    >just asked for a date in the opening message, 85+% hit rate
    >they always look worse IRL
    >they are typically boring, little aspirations or goals in life, if I'm feeling generous I will give them a fun night
    >most text afterwards, interested in more
    >ghost them
    >start screening more in text
    >most expect me to carry the conversation in its entirety, if they don't show signs of interest within the first 2-3 questions, stop talking to them
    >no longer go on any dates
    I love women so much it's unreal

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I sperg out with every girl who approaches me at bars/ clubs
    If you're getting approached you're already winning. I understand though. Sometimes I get set up on dates and I freeze up because of the social pressure of knowing that she's gonna report back and inform other people of what I do or don't do on dates.
    I did match with someone around the same age who works in a similar field and we shared hobbies. Our first date was at the zoo, she took the initiative on the first kiss, and we dated for about 5 months. It fell apart, but we understood each other and had some really great moments. There was no way I was going to meet someone like her without swiping.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did it fall apart?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bumble match on Saturday
    >text a lot, great vibe, connect instantly
    >it’s Sunday, talk about coffee and taking a walk
    >suggest date
    >yeah sure anon 🙂 I’m free Wednesday and Sunday
    >today
    >ask her when she wants to meet Wednesday
    >uhm tbh I don’t know, not feeling like meeting already

    haha great stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unmatch, flakey people aren't dating material.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's so annoying. The other day she tells me stuff implying she wants me around and do things and than all of a sudden this change of heart. Asked her what made her change her mind but no response yet. Used to getting ghosted anyways so not a big hit but that makes me kinda angry

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well it's usually because she's "playing the field" aka texting like 4 people at once.. or was already dating someone... or some other shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this just a women thing or am i just not in the position to do the same as i probably do not get as much likes/matches as them? Evil

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get a decent amount of likes and matches for a guy and even with these likes I can't keep up with talking to all the attractive-enough women. Now multiply this situation by 10-20 to account for how many likes and matches women get, plus throw in that you're being asked out by tons of dudes rather than doing the asking out and you have a girl that can't make up her mind on whether she wants to go out with you or not.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >install Feeld
    >after 2 days match with a person I wanted to match with while swiping
    >we chat a bit, but she is distant
    >eventually she leaves me on read
    >I let it go for 3 days
    >then I txt her "if leaving me on read is your idea of being a brat then I'm somewhat disappointed" (her bio stated she was sassy/bratty)
    >this immediately turn her attention back to me
    >we txt a bit
    >I mention I have several other matches and different dates ahead of me so not sure when we have time (while this was true, I wasn't really interested in them)
    >she snakes her way in and finds a blind spot in my schedule and we go on a date, she would be my first on Feeld
    >during the date her bra is showing non stop and I can't stop looking
    >as the date ends she walks me to my car, turns out it it is 200m from her apartment
    >as we make out I start pulling her hair
    >this triggers something in her and she invites me to her flat
    >10 minutes after arriving in the flat I have my finger in her butthole and have her squirming my name
    >one month later she is my submissive and I feed her my cum every week

    life is weird sometimes. I'm already sick of her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got to frick her at least... but yeah, probably not wife material.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she snakes her way in and finds a blind spot in my schedule
      Did you, like, give her your personal schedule to read through? Did she play "battleship" with your schedule, where she said things like "thursday the 20th, 6:20 PM" and you'd reply "that space is already filled"? Really, how do other people "find spots" in *your* schedule?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I matched with a girl

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    20+ dates last year across all apps. A few “relationships” that didn’t go anywhere, a few hookups. Tall-ish but sub 6 foot skeleton mode dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would you rate yourself? Which app gave you the most success?

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    Anonymous

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  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meet on bumble over July of last year. We had similar interests, rode motorcycles, she worked in trades, I was UMC engineer.

    We had intense sex/romance and spent the weekends together, took a bunch of trips, she was my first real relationship(we were both 30). She had a bunch of tattoos, had scars from cutting, etc. We had absolutely insane BDSM themed sex all the time.

    During the winter we stopped motorcycle riding and that's when things went south. We ended up spending more time at her house. Over the last two months serious cracks started to show in our relationship.

    - She started getting mad at me over trivial shit, even eating food out of her fridge sent her into a passive-aggressive state.
    - She constantly complained about her job but hated when I told her she could learn to do something else.
    - She had serious inferiority issues over her class/background compared to mine and it often caused friction in the relationship.

    Over one week(a single week) she basically got cold over text, met, talked about things she didn't like about me and the following day sent me a 3 line breakup message.

    I'm still fricked up from the breakup, I really cared about her and considered a possible future with her. On the otherhand even if she didn't breakup with me she had serious issues which I'm not sure would have ever gotten better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She started getting mad at me over trivial shit, even eating food out of her fridge
      That's not trivial. Don't eat food that doesn't belong to you without asking.

      >She constantly complained about her job but hated when I told her she could learn to do something else.
      Rookie mistake, you're supposed to listen and empathize.
      But the most likely reason for the breakup is she wanted someone else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>She started getting mad at me over trivial shit, even eating food out of her fridge
        >That's not trivial. Don't eat food that doesn't belong to you without asking.

        Yeah I'm like, not going to ask for permission to eat from her fridge. She never asked for mine and I didn't care.

        >Rookie mistake, you're supposed to listen and empathize.

        Isn't the point to find solutions?

        >But the most likely reason for the breakup is she wanted someone else.

        Maybe, I doubt it's going to work out as I was already far more tolerant of her bullshit than a lot of guys would be.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't the point to find solutions?
          No. When a woman complains about something, she wants you to listen and empathize. And telling her something she already knows isn't exactly a solution anyway. A solution would be to set her up with a job interview for a better job.

          But don't sweat it. When women start being annoyed at a bunch of things you do, the real reason is they're maneuvering for a breakup, like psyching themselves up. The real power move is to recognize it quickly and break up with them first.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I told her she could go back to school, get a different degree, etc. I even implied I would help her if she wanted to - eventually. She then doubled back and said she loves her job despite complaining all the time about it and its shitty working conditions.

            The entire job thing involved some type of complex on her part for sure. She was way too emotionally attached to it.

            That makes sense about them wanting to breakup I guess, she could have just talked to me about issues and we could have tried to find solutions. The way she ended it was astonishingly abrupt and pretty nasty.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > The real power move is to recognize it quickly and break up with them first.

            10/10

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was back in 2022, around August I believe. Second time I tried with dating apps but the first time where I was seriously trying. A girl liked my profile, she eventually came up into my feed she seemed genuine and joyful and she was like 1km away from me so I said why not? We matched and we started talking, I suppose she liked me a lot because we actually started to date for around six months or so. Eventually she moved onto another state and I decided to break things off because I'm not interested in long distance relationships, we kept talking for about a year or so like friends but eventually both of us lost interest. I hope she's doing well know, she was very kind and helped me through some things.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I met my husband on bumble almost 5 years ago now. We met when we were 19 and got married a few months ago.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >match with a puerto girl on Tinder
    >she mentions how much she loves Fallout New Vegas in her profile
    >open with a thought provoking question about Caesar’s Legion
    >she gives me a 3 paragraph response
    >asks about my niche job with a surprising amount of familiarity
    >ask her how she’s familiar
    >mentions a semi adjacent
    >long story short we figured out our bosses had interacted in the past for a business deal that fell through
    >laugh about it
    >get ghosted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this stuff. How do i stop getting obsessed over things like
      >she mentions how much she loves Fallout New Vegas in her profile
      >open with a thought provoking question about Caesar’s Legion
      I almost instantly think i'm in love after hearing stuff like that or them showing genuine interest in my passion and asking stuff about that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gamergirls are almost always ugly/ severely mentally ill IRL.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chad happened lel

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My current gf is a psycho BPD basket case who obsesses over me and I met her off Tinder. Wish me luck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry for your loss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sex is so good tho…

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've been using dating apps for 2 months and met a chick off bumble on sunday. We agreed to be frickbuddies last night. don't give up, these dating app bawds will say one thing, but the truth is that they're on a dating app. They should expect guys who want to bang the frick outta them, and they enjoy the attention. Just make your intentions clear.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a piece of advice, if I may. Don't meet at bars. Women that frequent bars are probably not your type

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The girls you meet at bars are the same girls you’d meet in a library. All young people outside of 4chins go to bars/ clubs/ parties.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All young people outside of 4chins go to bars/ clubs/ parties.
        none of my friends do any of these things, unless you call the lot of us getting together at so and so's house a "party", which technically it is but not the kind you're talking about where strangers get drunk and try to frick each other. most young people don't go to those types of environments at all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your friends are likely the same shut-in losers as you and me and mostly everyone else here. NormalBlack folk, especially women, are out drinking, partying, fricking 24/7

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I downloaded the typical apps for the first time a few years ago, met a girl almost immediately who would become my girlfriend for the next two years. After we broke up, I redownloaded the apps and got 15-20 dates in a couple of months, but none of them worked out. I guess that's success

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tinder
    >I was about to install out of shit luck with results
    >She was trying it for a bit for fun
    She only had face shots on her profile but I guess at that point I said frick it. Surprised to see she was this tiny little 5'2" woman and not in fact fat (as you usually see with the face/neck up shots).

    It's been a nice slowburn and we're coming up on 2.5 years. Going LDR for grad school is a pain, but we visit each other. Don't have to worry about her cheating since she has a nigh glacial sex-drive, which is probably the only actual issue in the relationship.

    So dating apps can work, but I feel like getting a proper relationship out of Tinder rather than the usual hookup/very casual dating is very much not the norm. I heard Hinge might be better for people seeking non-casual dating. Bumble is a meme.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time I tried dating apps I had no success at all. After a couple years off the apps, I got better photos and a more interesting and attractive lifestyle. Got back on the apps about a month ago and went on dates with two girls since then. The first girl I went out with I lost my virginity to and we had a couple more dates after that. The second girl I didn't message after the first date and she didn't message me either. Had a couple more dates set up with other girls but they ghosted the day of the date.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buying a house soon with the girl I met on tinder 5 years ago

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have pretty good success but there are a lot of factors that play into that

    >I’m 35 and pretty established. Own my house, good career, etc
    >I’m in much better shape than 90% of my competition who’ve let themselves go into middle aged slobs
    >I don’t go for super young women, keep it to 25+ mostly. Youngest I ever dated was 23 and she was annoying to deal with
    >my pictures were all taken by a photographer friend of mine and are completely staged to look like some ad out of a magazine
    >bio is brief and super casual. Explicitly stating I’m not interested in hook ups

    It got to the point where I was text juggling more women than I could manage so I picked my top 3 and sorted from there. Currently dating a very sweet woman a year younger than me who has a killer body.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound hot let me frick you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would never date, let alone frick, anyone that frequents this insane asylum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just broke up with my gf at 30, nice to know it's not over for me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Around 30 is when dating became much easier for me. It was seriously like a switch flipped in the brains of women around me. It was jarring almost.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Id rather look to marry and have kids fairly soon, do you find younger females are open to that if you have a stable job and a house etc?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IME most people on dating apps are fricked up in one way or another, women and men. I’m not an exception to this despite my dating “resume” ticking a bunch of boxes.

            You are going to run into mostly three types of women. 1) turbo bawds with mental issues who are fun for a while but whose craziness will put you off 2) career type women who are so busy that dating apps are their only real option for companionship and 3) women coming out of a (typically abusive) LTR who are gun shy about men

            The family oriented 20 something’s are rare and don’t need an app to get a husband unless they are fat/ugly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you American though? Most Americans I meet are fricked up, no offence

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cashier at raising canes gave me her number

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    24 KHHV in 2021, now I'm in a 2+ year relationship with a girl I met off Tinder. She's crazy, crazy hot, and I'm crazy in love.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would never put even the faintest hope into a dating app these days - unless you're the chad from few replies up top.

    I met a great girl several years back that i still keep in touch with. She bet her friend that they would go on 3 dates from the app. it was fun, but I met my wife a week later during lecture. In two months it was clear where that relationship was going, so this stopped. I guess it's only partial success?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an autistic khhv in my mid 20's.
    yesterday after reading this thread I impulsively decided to create a bumble. Never tried online dating (let alone talking to a girl IRL) before. took 3 shitty pics that evening, all within like 1 hour.
    Basically just to proof myself that all the NSFFW doomer posts are right, and that I ain't gonna get matches anyways, but at least I tried.

    Started swiping today (free version obviously, so not unlimited swipes), not even 24h after creating the account I'm actually getting some matches (2 atm).
    What now? I never thought I'd get this far.
    Are they bots? did they accidentally swipe the wrong way? Is it some kinda trick to get me hooked on the app? I'm pretty certain I don't look like a chad, especially not with casual pics that I didn't put any effort in at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm pretty certain I don't look like a chad, especially not with casual pics that I didn't put any effort in at all.

      That's the trick anon, don't take it too seriously.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl messages with "Hello"
    >Ignore because it's a low effort message

    It's a small victory each time it happens

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can get matches, I can get girls on the phone (they love talking on the phone, it's a lost art), I can then get them on dates, but I can't get a second date. So far I'm 0 for 10. To be fair I only actually asked two girls out on a second date, but the rest made their lack of enthusiasm pretty clear.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looksmax
    >result

    taking care of urself is worth it, anons.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spent a couple years on tinder, took me a while to figure it out. Asked female friends to review my pictures, and then through trial and error refined my opener and profile to attract the type of women I was interested in. Would copy and paste the same thing to every match. If they responded I would try to get a phone number within an hour, and a date setup within an hr of getting a phone number.

    It’s all a numbers game, I would match with around 15percent of the people I swiped on. Would get numbers from about 30 percent of my matches. Half of those numbers would flake on dates.

    But this still left me going on a different date twice a week.

    Spent a year or two sleeping around, got tired of it, and refocused my profile and approach to look for something long term.

    Met my current fiancée on there about 4 years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were you trying to attract and how did you refine your profile/opener for it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At the time I was in my early 20s and was looking for artsy, hipster or indie chicks. Was strictly looking for hookups but wouldn’t explicitly state this.

        My profile description was something like “Honestly I’m just looking to makeout to Radiohead”

        I tried different descriptions monthly but stopped when I found success.

        With that one it was slightly forward, but also not 100 percent serious. I had a lot of girls message me first about liking Radiohead or suggesting another artist.

        When I messaged first I would try different openers every week, and track the success rate in Excel.

        I would then slightly tweak the wording the next week.

        the one I stuck with at the end was
        Hey, youre really fricking cute.

        But it went through many variations changing around the verb and nouns

        It just opened the door, if they responded I would ask them for music recommendations or something to get the conversation rolling and gradually move it towards continuing the conversation over text.

        It got to the point where I was having 20 of the almost identical conversations at a time, but it works to be detached until they actually become a part of your life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >At the time I was in my early 20s and was looking for artsy, hipster or indie chicks. Was strictly looking for hookups but wouldn’t explicitly state this.
          Fits me perfectly right now. Problem in my area is, all the girls described also are the ones deep into lgbtq/pronouns, poly stuff
          >My profile description was something like “Honestly I’m just looking to makeout to Radiohead”
          damn sounds easy. have to try that

          What would you rate yourself? I don't really get that much likes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think I’m 7/10

            5’10”, 185Ibs, 20% body fat

            Not sure about the current landscape, this worked 5ish years ago.

            If it’s just a hookup I could care less about what they put in their pronouns, if they’re hot and born female. Or don’t swipe on the ones with it in their profile your call.

            Make sure your profile pictures show that:
            - you’re safe for women to be around. You can do this by using a shot of you in a social setting with female friends
            - You doing something artsy. I had one that a friend took when I was playing guitar.
            - One of you dressed up. Had one in a suit at a friends wedding.
            - a full body shot (clothed)
            - a face shot of you smiling

            Avoid:
            Mirror pics and selfies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You doing something artsy. I had one that a friend took when I was playing guitar.
            Missing that checkmark. I am actually thinking about starting to learn the guitar as a new hobby, convenient.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t think it has to be artsy, just something you’re interested in. Show that you have a well rounded life and are an interesting person.

            Whatever hobby you highlight should be something you think your target audience will be into. If it’s a niche hobby the audience who will respond to it will probably be smaller.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think I’m 7/10

          5’10”, 185Ibs, 20% body fat

          Not sure about the current landscape, this worked 5ish years ago.

          If it’s just a hookup I could care less about what they put in their pronouns, if they’re hot and born female. Or don’t swipe on the ones with it in their profile your call.

          Make sure your profile pictures show that:
          - you’re safe for women to be around. You can do this by using a shot of you in a social setting with female friends
          - You doing something artsy. I had one that a friend took when I was playing guitar.
          - One of you dressed up. Had one in a suit at a friends wedding.
          - a full body shot (clothed)
          - a face shot of you smiling

          Avoid:
          Mirror pics and selfies

          Thanks for the good advice btw.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could it be my chances for success would be better living near a hotspot? For example: If i were to set my range to max 15km i would run out of girls to swipe real quick. I live in a town 30km next to berlin and i feel like living there would be much better for success as i can understand not travelling 30km to just hook up

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have 4000+ matches over 3+ years, talked to tons of them, ultimately ended up dating someone I met in real life outside of tinder. Was a shy loser before tinder boosted my confidence.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's got to be 100 males to 1 female ratio right now on dating apps.

    https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/women-are-not-dating-anymore-and-men-are-pissed-why/

    https://thekit.ca/living/living-relationships/women-are-quitting-dating-apps/

    >For as long as people have been promoting marriage, they have also been observing that a good man is hard to find. (See: William Julius Wilson or early Nora Ephron.) But what was once dismissed as the complaint of picky women is now supported by a raft of data. The same pundits plugging marriage also bemoan the crisis among men and boys, what has come to be known as male drift — men turning away from college, dropping out of the work force or failing to look after their health. Ms. Kearney, for example, acknowledges that improving the economic position of men, especially those without college degrees, is an important step toward making them more attractive partners.

    Also women now only use Facebook, Instagram, and those types of apps to meet people. They don't use dating apps anymore and if you don't have social media presence so they can screen you in order to imagine their life besides you, they will think you are a weird loner creep and ghost you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Also women now only use Faceboo

      Stopped reading there. Cringe, out of touch boomer talking out of his anus.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be bisexual
    >download grindr and make a profile
    >start chatting to woman on there
    >not a purple haired monster that thinks it's a woman, but a biological female
    >she just wants sex, but the guys she's been with in the past weren't physically strong or dominating - something she craves
    >drive over to her house later that evening
    >start making out
    >spank the shit out of her
    >she loves it
    >she blows me
    >i frick her
    >cum inside her
    >bite her arse cheeks hard enough that she's got teeth marks on them
    >start spooning
    >introduce myself (kek)
    >talk about nerdy shit for a while before i leave
    >drive home blaring hard rock and heavy metal from the 80s and 90s
    >frick yeah
    2nd encounter:
    >drive to her work a week later and pick her up
    >i drive us to a nearby park
    >she blows me while I spank and choke her
    >she gives good head and knows how to use her tongue
    >cum in her mouth; she swallows it
    >take her back to her work and leave her by her car
    >go home
    >get a message a week later
    >it's a snapchat of the bruises and marks i've left on her arse
    >she loves it
    >driving to her place tonight to frick her again
    >mfw gay dating apps are a better place to meet women than normal ones

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get first 5 Tinder matches on day 1
    >Message them all
    >"Hey, what's your favorite starbucks?"
    >"Nice, mines *whatever*. Let's go for a night drive, my treat"
    >"Oh, you'd like to meet up in a public place on a 1st date first? Sure, we can do that".
    >Bring coffee. Meet up. Walk around.
    >"Can give you a lift, if ya want, otherwise, It's getting late"
    >Give lift and kiss. Drive around for a bit breaking some road rules along the way for fun.
    That's how I met up on the 1st date and frick on the 2nd. Good luck bois. Be sure to have some interesting life experiences you can talk her ear off about. Only stuff you care to emote to. Just have fun...

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join app
    >0 matches
    >can't figure out what to even put on profile
    >delete app again

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Implying incels are holding out for women who would make good wives and mothers.
    Also it's prostitution if money is at all a factor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's copypasta, my guy.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Exchanging sexual/romantic gestures for material goods including money is prostitution.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dated a Brazilian girl, she was crazy but we made out in my car for hours and hours. Took her to a bunch of Disney parks too I guess. Broke up because she had to go home and our communication was terrible.

    Banged some guy's chubby wife who was in an open "marriage" (sorry Jesus, didn't believe then). Was fun though I wouldn't do it again.

    Met my current gf who I got a new place with within 3 months. Now will be engaged soon when I propose. She's a sweetheart, kind of a loving dork gf.

    I myself am 5"6, 190 lbs, in passable shape (not cut or obese), semi NEET, have an inheritance, etc. I have a bullshit BA and almost went pro at mtg once. So if I can succeed, you can too.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a dude, one time I made a bestie on hinge, what count is the friend you make along the way.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been with my boyfriend a few years now. I used Okcupid. Most guys who approached me were pervs or didn't keep interest cause I didn't want sex after a few dates. I ended up with a guy that literally dated me on Minecraft and COD a while before finally meeting me and it was an instant attraction. Now we have a gaming good time and a great time together. We're pretty serious. My best advice is don't be a perv and if she's too eager she's probably a floozy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While it's very nice that you and your boyfriend get along well, OP was asking about heterosexual relationships.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a hetero relationship actually that I speak of with the BF.

        Anyways, good luck to OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of my friends met his GF on Battlefield: Hardline. Lmao even

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i matched a girl on tinder in 2017, we met up at her place, i cooked food for us, i ate the food, and i left. i never spoke to her again.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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