>"Good" office job making 80k/year. >Married to your first gf. >Take the dog for a walk every morning.

>"Good" office job making 80k/year
>Married to your first gf.
>Take the dog for a walk every morning.
>Game nights with friends on Friday night.
>Missionary in the dark on Saturdays.
>Bottle of wine and a movie with your girl as a treat.

The thought of ending up like this fills me with unspeakable dread.
How are men satisfied living like this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Missionary in the dark is weird. Why in the dark? I also need a creative hobby to work on or I go insane after a week. The rest sounds fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why in the dark?
      So she can imagine it's Chad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you don't see how fat she is

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really worse than ending up as a fricked up NEET like most men on this board

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this sounds amazing.
    especially married your first gf.

    i def dont want to be fricking prostitutes in miami and scamming people for a living just do to drugs which is def the life he is probably promoting.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How to men live posting on twitter for validation?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that this reality scares people is a testament to the main character syndrome that is absolutely rampant in our culture. You don't need absurd amounts of wealth, an online following, or be "uniquely special" in any way to live a happy and fulfilling life. Dial down the narcissism and just appreciate that you no longer have to worry about the black death, roving bands of barbarians raping and pillaging your village, or living past 30 anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe stop projecting your desires onto everyone else?

      I would 20000000x prefer living in Medieval Europe than modern day.

      I FRICKING HATE:

      - Paperwork
      - Licenses
      - Permits
      - Fees
      - Inspections
      - Application forms
      - Taxes
      - Banking
      - Building codes
      - Zoning laws
      - Victimless crime laws
      - Police
      - Globohomo
      - Mass surveillance
      - The entire judicial system
      - Feminism

      Fricking have a nice day I'd rather take my chances with le no modern medicine I haven't seen a doctor in 12 years anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm over here telling people to appreciate the hand that they've been given and stop feeding their narcissistic desires that are built up from being terminally online, and you're telling me to kill myself?

        I'm sorry that you're suffering, friend. Those things you listed do indeed suck and I hope you find happiness and peace of mind in this chaotic world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you "hate" all that, you'd sure hate being a serf, moron kek. Medieval Europe wasn't "muh heckin based primitive Utopia!", it was a crushing system that was not kind to the average person. The only reason you might not have paperwork is because you were illiterate, you most CERTAINLY would have fees, taxes, licenses and inspections to, from and by your Lord, you wouldn't have to worry about banking because you would have no cash to bank, you wouldn't have to worry about zoning laws because you aren't allowed to build anything significant for yourself, nor were you free to leave your Lord's land, "victimless crime laws" were definitely a thing, and punishment was harsh, and the conditions of the time like not having modern medicine were just icing on the cake for your filthy, downtrodden, miserable life you'd live.

        Face it anon, you are living in the best period of history, have more freedom, resources and wellbeing than 99% in history ever had, you live like a King compared to even the modern poor, and you're still b***hing. If you're not happy now, you wouldn't be happy at any other time, because you will always find an excuse to seethe. Quit crying and appreciate your circumstance.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >be born a hunchback due to poor nutrition
        >back breaking labour and meticulous planning to make sure you (hope) to pay your lord his tithe, church tithe as well as having enough food for yourself
        >cant miss church because you'd be ostracised
        >not allowed to leave your shitty hamlet without your lords explicit permission
        >can't marry for love either because the lord has to approve your marriage as well as it being more of a transactional thing
        >die because another kingdom raid your village, rape your wife and leave you for dead
        >alternatively die a slow painful death because a random famine occurred
        I swear you anti-modernity tards know nothing about the Middle Ages

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry anon, you won't end up like that, you won't be getting a girlfriend. See, no cause for alarm 🙂

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm halfway there. I have a middle class job that isn't soul-killing, and that I actually look forward to sometimes. I married my gf who I started dating at 15. We both have friends. Identical sex drives, a couple times a week. She has modest expectations for me wining and dining her and it's helping us save for a house and kids. I still end up with free time to tend to my own thoughts and hobbies. The better question is, what do you think is so wrong about the picture he is painting here?
    Inb4
    >well why are you on NSFFW then
    I was trying to find an answer to a specific question I had regarding surrogacy before asking a doctor and a thread here popped up, but it 404ed into this. I recommend thinking long about your priorities and discussing it with anyone you can if you ever want to escape this dread (and this place), OP. it'll keep coming back in different forms no matter how you try to fulfill it, if not.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he one of those self improvement tiktok gurus? Probably says things like "just start a business and travel bro" while literally being a trust fund kid?

    • 1 month ago
      married 31yo boomer

      >recycled twitter bait thread

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the fricking dream. What the hell?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah let’s all just smoke weed, go to chipotle in crocs and hoodies, and tongue each others anuses

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