Grossed out by eating pussy

I went down on a girl and hated it. My tongue couldnt go in her pussy at all. I had to hold my breath but her pussy was wet I kept fighting the urge to gag. She kept pushing it at my face and her pussy hair was scratchy against me cheek and my eyes. I had to keep spitting it out but her butt was pressing in my hands so I was stuck. Then when I finally bite down her clit just to get her to cum she shouts and rolls off me and leaves the room. I expect her to yell at me but when she came back she said I did good. Giving oral to chicks is absolutely awful who the frick decided this. Do women really expect you to do it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are willing to suck unwashed and hairy dicks. Lol men are such pussies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat the smegma.

      https://i.imgur.com/8PrnE56.jpg

      I went down on a girl and hated it. My tongue couldnt go in her pussy at all. I had to hold my breath but her pussy was wet I kept fighting the urge to gag. She kept pushing it at my face and her pussy hair was scratchy against me cheek and my eyes. I had to keep spitting it out but her butt was pressing in my hands so I was stuck. Then when I finally bite down her clit just to get her to cum she shouts and rolls off me and leaves the room. I expect her to yell at me but when she came back she said I did good. Giving oral to chicks is absolutely awful who the frick decided this. Do women really expect you to do it?

      Pussy is yummy idk what you on about. Low t male.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only desperate girls or meth prostitutes accept that sry queen.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tongue isn't dick don't stick it in. Work the clit you frick

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruh u don't need to stick your tongue in the fricking veganal canal. Just focus on the clit that's all you have to do.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't enjoy it, don't do it. Just don't then expect her to suck your dick. It's a two way street.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah sucking a dick is a lot more aesthetic. eating pussy is gross in general.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t.gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aesthetic
        What? Are you fricking in front of an audience in the Louvre now? Only gays at orgies would care about the aesthetics of their sexual lives.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two way street
      Nope. Maybe if you pretend your relationship is egalitarian (which a feminine aspiration and if a man says that about his relationship he's submitted to her knowingly or not.)

      If a girl likes you she'll give you head whether you do it back or not

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My tongue couldnt go in her pussy at all
    kek
    bait or stupid?
    anyway it tastes OK. interestingly enough, once you've done it to her on a couple occasions, you can tell by the taste whether she's on her way to orgasm or not
    start by licking the clit and end by rubbing your face on the vulva

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are just a closeted homosexual

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was only with one girl but eating her pussy wasn't bad at all, it was kind of like making out but it tasted saltier. I would always pull my fingers out and suck the pussy juice off of them when I gave her a handjob too, didn't taste bad at all

    Was this chick you're with a nasty hoe or something?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get down fellas or no BJ for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow no 30 seconds of pretend effort and teeth scrapes? What a loss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        teach her you are pretty good at it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as another anon with a really large dick I have to agree with him, except the pretend effort part.
          But BJs aren't going to be missed by me.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you fricking idiot, you dont penetrate your b***h with your tongue, fricking moron, you focus on the fricking clit. What a fricking idiot.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her if she's cool with you using tools. Get a discrete clit stimulator or hell take her to a sex store and let her pick it out. It's easy to get the job done with the right tool mate, afterwards she'll let you plow the way you want.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    container homosexual

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when I finally bite down
    What the hell are you people doing?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic closet gays like OP get pussies on their face and you're sitting here alone again like every day for the last XX years.
    Women are really knocking it out of the park with their selection criteria

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea i keep hearing males venting about their gf wanting to do kinky stuff and i am here jerking off.
      Wtf

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive made girls cum every time i eat out. ive been complimented and she said i'm really good. havent ever fingered while licking though, which is key. the other key is to play around in the first idn, 30 seconds or w/e to get her aroused.. not necessarily in the hole

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the degenerate morons in this thread mentioned that performing oral sex on females gives you HPV (throat cancer).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got HPV or something from eating my ex gf out everyday for 3 years. Her pussy was delicious and even better on her period. She was terrible at sucking dick though and any respect she had for me started to deteriorate to where she thought cheating on me was ok. I would never eat another pussy again. Not because I don’t enjoy it but because women won’t respect you for it and you’ll just end up diseased anyway. Not worth it.

      They actually have to HAVE HPV for you to get it from them, you know. You can't just create HPV from thin air. Stop fricking bawds

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You might be gay bro.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got HPV or something from eating my ex gf out everyday for 3 years. Her pussy was delicious and even better on her period. She was terrible at sucking dick though and any respect she had for me started to deteriorate to where she thought cheating on me was ok. I would never eat another pussy again. Not because I don’t enjoy it but because women won’t respect you for it and you’ll just end up diseased anyway. Not worth it.

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