Guys a girl wants to take my virginity at 29

I could be a wizard in 7 months

I really don't know what to do
Should I partake in the copulation process or gain powers an average man could only dream of?

Or is it all just a meme?
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    youre planning sex 7 months in advanced? elaborate on this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry misread this, go ahead man why not

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, basically, women love me but I've been lucky (unlucky?) enough to never put benis in bagina. This one girl is here for 2 weeks and is all over me. Solid 8. She wants me to take her out. I'm one message away from deciding my future. Wizardry or Normality???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry you'll mess things up and it won't happen anyways

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Checked, you might be right anon

          No, just kys. 29 and never fricked a woman? Pathetic.

          I've fingered women and had women put their mouths onto my peepee but I've always gone soft when it came to it, I think because of condoms. I have some cialis in my stash though and no pressure as she is leaving soon anyway so feel pretty good about it

          • 4 weeks ago
            soup nazi

            >I've fingered women and had women put their mouths onto my peepee but I've always gone soft when it came to it
            Anon, it's hard to tell you this but youre gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I am OP

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i prefer viagra personally but
            did you try the cialis
            my friend used to sell these fakes ones
            you needed to take 2-3

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't wear a condom. It won't count. Unless you really want those wizard powers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            anarchism is the most antisemitic ideology

            It's not because of condoms. you either are just anxious or you have death grip syndrome.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obviously you should do it dumbass, but this is probably a weird larp. not the idea that a woman that would be interested in you but that you'd ask /misc/ about wizard powers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously don't do it. There is no reason to have sex.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unlucky
        Same. I think it’s an ultra rare situation. I had very little luck with women, so much so that I remained a virgin until 29, when I discovered online dating. I then had sex with 6 women in the span of a year, so I’m obviously not unattractive or off-putting. And none of them were “lol let’s meet up irl and frick!” It was all short term relationships, moving to sex after a few dates. The opportunities just didn’t exist for me; pure bad luck.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wizard or gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why not both
          the gay wizard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kys homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not worth it. Do not go anywhere near women unless that woman is your wife.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This one girl is here for 2 weeks
        Make her stay, wife her and put four children in her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry misread this, go ahead man why not

      hey
      a real man can admit when he was wrong

      but to answer you OP
      its a fricking tought question
      honestly
      most guys, would regret dying virgins
      or being virgins after 30
      i say
      live la fricking vida loca, Black person

      • 4 weeks ago
        soup nazi

        My uncle was a virgin into his 30s, he has 4 kids now (theyre all moronic non binary zoomers)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if I were you I would book a high class escort and have a 30th birthday virginity losing party

      you're past the age where saving it for someone is worth it, just have some fun we're only on this rock for a short time

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another incel thread
    Just have sex homosexual.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, just kys. 29 and never fricked a woman? Pathetic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meh I was a kissless 30 year old virgin at one point. Then I put a bunch of effort into romance and had a bunch of sex. Now I have a gf.

      Most incel people are that way because they put zero effort into romance because the process is difficult/confusing/humiliating.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Memeflag reddit iq

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have saved yourself for jesus/marriage. Same difference really.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, do you care about owning Mt. Athos citizenship or not?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this where the wizards live?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, just soak in it, that’s what we Mormons do. Surely you or she has a good friend that can jump on the bed for you?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you expect any form of help with that little information you stupid gay.
    >age
    >height
    >income
    >how you look on a scale from 0-10
    >the closest you've ever gotten to getting sex
    also what are you willing to sacrifice to get laid?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how fat and/or black is she?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's white and slim and very pretty

      But that's what the universe would want you to have in front of you if it came to challenging your commitment to wizardry

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does she know about you being a virgin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody does, people actually think I frick around a lot but I've not been around any woman for the last 4 years, first because of covid lockdowns and then just was broke and shit. Nobody would believe me irl either

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well I've been here since 2005. longcat is looooooong pedobear wienermongler

        Does she know that you're a virgin? Sounds like she's going to give you the troll of your life

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't, I'm not scared of sex and how to turn a woman up. I just worry about my soldier getting ready for action. That's my only worry from previous encounters. I thought my member not performing was a sign from the universe for me to pursue chastity til 30

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go hire a prostitute

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you do, just don't watch porn or jerk off the day before. This will make everything much better, just trust me on this one

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I heard I should wank early in the day is this true

            Go hire a prostitute

            I did when I was 19 and it was a bait and switch. She looked like nothing from the pictures. She kept calling me a good looking boy then sucked on my dick and then I left because I felt gross lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haha maybe try again so you can realize it's not a big deal, then your pp won't go soft anymore

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, this will make you weak and feminine. Long-term nofap is moronic, but short term it has many benefits and women can tell the difference

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok I will refrain from choking the bishop from now on. I could use a couple days off to be honest. I can go months without wanking but have been steadily at it this week.

            [...]
            hey
            a real man can admit when he was wrong

            but to answer you OP
            its a fricking tought question
            honestly
            most guys, would regret dying virgins
            or being virgins after 30
            i say
            live la fricking vida loca, Black person

            i prefer viagra personally but
            did you try the cialis
            my friend used to sell these fakes ones
            you needed to take 2-3

            I'm going for it. I replied to her back, frick it. I've taken cialis before and it made me go full boner, also viagra - I tried it but it didn't work too much also made my nose really stuffy and it was hard to breathe.

            31 year old Wizard here. I thought I would get powers but I didn't. I still feel like I am 28 and when I was 28 I still felt like I was still 14. You really have nothing to gain or lose, except maybe herpes.

            Is this true???

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Def take the cialis even if you cum the first 2 minutes, you can keep on thrusting away until you come again. Gen X all have them on hand now so they are very easy to get

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no idiot
            you almost dont have any testosterone left at your age and due to test shortage in the world
            are you on antidepressants ? cause those also weaken libido
            bro , i think you maybe just, overgrew the want/need for sex
            maybe not mentally
            but physically

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm definitely gonna work out a bit more to get my testosterone up also I'm taking zinc and vitamins and fish oil and I'm fitter than I ever was so I do expect better results tbf

            Depends, is it just a frick or something more?
            Don't frick random girls.

            Potentially a couple fricks with a very eager tourist

            Meh I was a kissless 30 year old virgin at one point. Then I put a bunch of effort into romance and had a bunch of sex. Now I have a gf.

            Most incel people are that way because they put zero effort into romance because the process is difficult/confusing/humiliating.

            I feel it's not as easy dating and having success in your early 20s when you're figuring shit out and are really a nobody and the expectations can be immense. To be honest the more I stopped giving a frick about women the more they want me. I used to get no attention from now having too much of it sometimes. Which works better now for me timeline wise too.

            I kinda wanna keep ignoring women though I feel most of them are just mentally draining. It's rare to find one that's easygoing and fun.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for not overeacting to my post friend
            good idea on the zinc, that shit is good for men
            i think walnuts have a lot
            there was this one pornstar, i think he was black, hed eat a ton of celery to shoot huge loads, im not gonna google that shit but
            may the truth set you free

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not at all
            I used to take forskolin which definitely helped my testosterone levels when it came to motivation and stuff like that. Also I take a lot of vitamin D. I'm gonna do some push ups before I go see her too lmao

            why not both
            the gay wizard

            Hey, it's 2024. Anything goes

            how old is she? 13? Go for it

            25

          • 4 weeks ago
            anarchism is the most antisemitic ideology

            op, i used viagra for literal months when i got my first gf, eventually it just started working correctly one day on its own. its all in your head bro. if you worry too much about whether you will get hard, thats what causes you to not get hard lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need to propose asap

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should frick a sorceress fox.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You only become a wizard if you didn't jerk off either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, if you're only 7 months away you would have started to see signs of the quickening approaching

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        I think you just get prostate cancer.

        moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you just get prostate cancer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually some studies show the opposite so don't bet on it. In reality cancer is caused by nuclear testing the government does and your exposure to radiation.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her you're saving yourself for the right woman. If she's gonna leave in two weeks, this will make sure she fricks you. A rejection of her on your part (basically saying you don't think she's worthy of giving up your chastity to), she will make it a mission to frick you. You literally can't screw this up.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fall for the Harlot's temptations, she's been sent by Daemons to prevent your awakening.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    31 year old Wizard here. I thought I would get powers but I didn't. I still feel like I am 28 and when I was 28 I still felt like I was still 14. You really have nothing to gain or lose, except maybe herpes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't learn anything
      Shame on you apprentice, you are wizard and yet you see like one without the gift.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do what you want and ideally enjoy yourself like webm and beyond. There is no meme until you become one by an unpredictable frick up.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you guys remain a virgin at near 30? Did you even try?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not cause you got fricked in the ass that youre not a virgin anymore, ol'chap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never rejected. never tried

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          never rejected. never tried

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you even try?
        Nope. I stopped trying at 18, and at nearly 35 I'm still a virgin. I just don't like women.

        Read this page and see if you fit in any of the categories. It you do, hurry up and go get a wife. I'm tall, white with blonde hair and blue eyes, I have the dark triad, I'm extremely misogynistic, etc. it would basically be impossible for me to fail. https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill
          not gonna read all that shit

          what is the tl;dr

          pic related, me lol but looking for my soulmate >;3

          Verification not required.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what is the tldr
            It's not that hard to read. It's literally just headlines that you can scroll through and read in 5 seconds.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm gonna beat your ass you little b***h

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Read this page and see if you fit in any of the categories
            No.

            >voluntarily celibate
            Not my problem. I'll have as many kids as possible to offset your moronicness

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Read this page and see if you fit in any of the categories
          No.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you even try?
      Nope. I stopped trying at 18, and at nearly 35 I'm still a virgin. I just don't like women.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another poocel thread

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, is it just a frick or something more?
    Don't frick random girls.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast planar banishment, she is clearly a succubus from the abyss.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's no benefit in being a virgin if you aren't a young christian in a christian family and want to marry a nice christian girl from another nice christian family.

    don't try to hype it up. you will probably be bad at it but we all had to start at some point.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard here. It has been one year since i embraced this professional and let me tell you, it doesn't get any better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm turning 30 in two years. I'm a kissless schizoid virgin. What can I expect?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        suicidal thoughts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You begin to see everyone as a monstrous animal without thoughts acting on primitive instinct and you literally don't care if they live or die but you learn to like books more. You can also cast level 1 magic missiles. Roll d4 for dmg

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gain powers an average man could only dream of?
    You become immortal after 30, do not give up your soul to Rothschild succubi fren

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how old is she? 13? Go for it

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost my virginity at 28 to a fat ugly thai girl.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold tight what you have, so that no one will take your crown.
    dont let the vagene-demon ruin ur flawless victory.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoi should frick here without condom

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go for it anon. the first time is not what you think it's gonna be like, but it will prepare you for the future. GL anon; don't frick it up.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She clean? Don't get any diseases. Just be safe.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the final test
    hm, quite a few moving parts but i'll bite
    >Should I
    i would do it (life is short) but that doesn't mean you should. to tell you my honest opinion, sex isn't the best thing in the world like so many people hype it up to be. it can be fun, but you have to really want to do it, not just think you do. just take her out, have fun, see what happens but don't go in expecting sex - if anything, throughout the date you should be thinking about going home as your final destination - sex is a lot more fun when you don't expect it.
    as to the other stuff - if it's just ED, there's nothing wrong with being up front and honest about it - for example, when my body is tired, my junk is tired too, no way around it but take a nap and wait for good ol' morning wood. psychology/mood matters, too. I've only had one woman ever get offended but we had been arguing earlier in the evening and it was turning me off at the time. at best women will see it as a fun challenge and try to suck you off to get you hard. at worst, women will 'get it' because they have experienced the female version of it at some point. be confident and tell her it's not her, just something that happens sometimes. also nothing wrong with a little viagra if you can get it lol
    if it's something else, like saving yourself or even just wanting to say you made it to 30 without fricking anyone, just don't do it, hang out with her in a group context and politely go home at the end of the night.

    if you do end up with her in a bed, don't go down on her, wear a jimmy hat and have a fricking exit strategy in the morning!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good post anon thanks. I might be overvaluing the whole sex part and letting it take too much of my mind. I will go and enjoy the moment and just go with the flow.

      Also it happened to me once with a girl and bless her she tried to suck me into the mood but it just didn't work. I still made sure she got off and all that, hope I didn't ruin her evening haha. We didn't meet again but it was cause of logistics.

      >if you do end up with her in a bed, don't go down on her, wear a jimmy hat and have a fricking exit strategy in the morning!
      Ay ay Cap'n

      one day you will go back to jerking off. u will realize sex is that meaningless that its not even worth leaving the house sometimes. easier just to jerk off and move on with your day. each of these women is going to expect something else that is simply a waste of time in comparison to the sex. Oh she wants to get coffee first? pass. She wants to meet in public first? pass. She wants to get to know me first? pass. And if she doesn't try to put any strings on it, you're probably only going to get to frick her one time. And then you have to realize these women most of the time are frickign without even knowing why theyre fricking, and you're just adding yourself to her problems too

      I know the dating scene is definitely not what it used to be. Welcome to the New World. You vill not be loved and you vill be happy.

      condom sex is worse than no sex lol

      I'm unsure about having sex without a condom. I don't trust women to be honest. Who knows what the frick was up in there really. Tfw no trad virgin gf huh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        np and Godspeed anon, i believe in you

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one day you will go back to jerking off. u will realize sex is that meaningless that its not even worth leaving the house sometimes. easier just to jerk off and move on with your day. each of these women is going to expect something else that is simply a waste of time in comparison to the sex. Oh she wants to get coffee first? pass. She wants to meet in public first? pass. She wants to get to know me first? pass. And if she doesn't try to put any strings on it, you're probably only going to get to frick her one time. And then you have to realize these women most of the time are frickign without even knowing why theyre fricking, and you're just adding yourself to her problems too

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    condom sex is worse than no sex lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm also a girthlet

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    11 moar years until wizard status...prostitutes love virgins for their super powers

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex without dating/marriage/any sort of a future will leave you feeling even emptier than before. Don't do it if you're not dating

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go get your pencil wet.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats with this wizard inflation. people became wizards if they were virgins by 25 :-p you should already be a wizard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reverted back to actual wizard status. Must be 75 years old or more and an actual wizard, bearing a staff made of birch, a master of the arcane arts, and fire conjureror extraordinaire. Everything else is cope.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her no ring she doesn't get your thing.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a meme you stupid homosexual. Go get yer dick wet

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll regret not fricking her more than you will regret not being able to call yourself a wizard.
    Who knows, you might even gain the confidence to try it again with someone else.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you sex-havers are Black folk and hitler would have you all executed along with all the prostitutes.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, go ahead and be a wizard.
    All mortals have sex but only a few can gain powers beyond any human dreams
    Sex is disappointing when you get older anyway

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she want to have sex with you to make fun of you or to make.fun of you?

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just put it in her butt, doesn't count so you can remain a virgin.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL guys, it will work out like this
    >Be him
    >Fricks this mid tier prostitute
    >Gets an STD.
    >Makes another thread on /misc/ about the ordeal.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go for it man, i'll be 40 in a month and i'll probably never get lucky...

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ascend to wizardry. once attained then have sex. you're still a wizard.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've failed with her already. I guarantee it just based on your post.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of wizard inflation is going on here, wizardry starts at 40

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mehh take a hot shower siting on the bottom of the floor you'll be fine.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guys a girl wants to take my virginity at 29
    Do it! You don't have to be a wizard to see getting laid is better than being a wizard!

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a wizard , and then discovered emacs and i use my powers in that editor lol.
    You seem volcel tho, im a wizard because im uglycel.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex outside marriage damages you spiritually

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The wizard powers, OP.

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