Guys, it's simple. If you want sex, just stop criticizing women!

You'd be having so much sex if you just let women slide for once. Also registering for the draft is so based and sexy anon. But i can't, I need to take care of the homestead teehee

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want sex. I am tired. But no matter how much I sleep… I have no respite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, actually.

      Do you by chance follow a shitty autistic diet eating only a very limited number of things?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Keto breakfast. Only two meals a day. I am neither fat nor skinny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It could be too many things to run through
          Started eating a shit ton of eggs, variety of juice ina smoothie, and staying away from the moldy house sometimes helps me but I prefer it inside.
          You could have sleep apnea or gluten allergies, do you snore when sleeping or eat bread? How's protein intake?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you stop jerking off your sexual appetite will force you into situations to frick some chick IRL, it's that simple.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't want to get my peepee smelly though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's why Owen Wilson purposefully broke his own nose, to save his marriage. You might want to consider the same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *snaps*

      Kek classic, and it really is a design flaw. It's why men can wipe how we want but women have to wipe front to back

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        name a single time a man wiped his ass TOWARD his balls

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you guys know you can just lift your balls out of the way and then wipe, right?

          • 1 month ago
            NPNW

            If you keep going with these dark magic tricks we will have to call you an heretic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do, I wipe downwards like God intended, it doesn't get anywhere near my balls, think of home much less ergonomic it is to wipe up, the only reason you'd do that is if you had to by necessity, aka if you were a woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I literally doing it right now. So...jokes on you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's why men can wipe how we want but women have to wipe front to back

        Whatever you say shitnuts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't taste anything when you kiss your wife do you? If not I think I'm wiping just fine bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So tired
      I hope that my rest is eternal, but I know I am hell bound

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically and absolutely seriously check the places you dwell the most on fungus.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not even being hyperbolic check on mold or simmilar and exterminate it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the vegana is in the same place as the testicles for a male
      in fact the labia skin is the equivalent of the skin on testicles
      also the clitoris is the exact same thing as the penis only the urinary tract is not part of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True but the testicles aren't an open hole in our body that can get easily infected by feces.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the vegana is in the same place as the testicles for a male
          in fact the labia skin is the equivalent of the skin on testicles
          also the clitoris is the exact same thing as the penis only the urinary tract is not part of it

          No it’s not. There’s atleast a 3 inch gap for me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Post gap or gtfo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The vegana is longer than the ballsack obviously, moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe your littleboy sack but my sack hang low homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stop fricking roasties

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        No it’s not. There’s atleast a 3 inch gap for me.

        This is actually common across all mammalian species at least, male taints are much larger than female taints.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the vegana is in the same place as the testicles for a male
        laughs in longer anogenital distance (AGD)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a little funny but no one cares.

      Call Twerking "wafting"

      That'll really piss em off.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He told me I am forgetting things.
    >So naturally I felt unsafe.
    You what mate?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She won't put out because she's a b***h and this is a made up story to make her seem like the victim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, She look for guy take care of Tyrone's.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be woman
    >have needs for no sexual intimacy
    >instead of politely communicating to husband, instead sex starves him and gloats about it to reddit

    She’s unworthy to be a wife.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *non

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anyone worthy lately? It's simply not worthy the time spent nowadays, you can dedicate your life and that's what you get, your woman complain on reddit instead of trying to talk with you. I prefer the Brazilian way, putaria e carnaval.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >putaria e carnaval
        hookers and flesh festivals?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yup, better go full degen, at least you will enjoy yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > She’s unworthy to be a wife.

      It doesn’t matter to the Divorce courts.The guy is fricked.

      The scariest thing is there are statistically men reading this thread right now who are getting married this summer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Plus if she is Liberal and white or not, they would throw newborns on tray or fatten their children like calves and to sacrifice them for the social status.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the frontpage of reddit is entirely this kind of larping spam, what a disgusting homosexual shithole

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, it's a deal breaker in my relationships. I'll treat her right as long as she treats me right, we're both old enough to not play games anymore.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Children ruin all relationships, foreveralone Chads rise up

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's probably mad he doesn't want to have sex with her anymore because the kids frick the body up and she's too lazy to get it back in shape

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, why are you reading this crap? If you wouldn’t listen to these braindead women irl then don’t voluntarily read their moronic rants on israeliteddit.

    Entire wretched site is filled with angry, bitter, pathetic women and self-hating men. Especially subreddits like these.

    Save your braincells.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YWNBAW

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    husband spends quality time with kids
    prostitute thinks about penis in cervix and passionate groundbreaking fricking that leaves her sore for days instead.
    ladies and gentleman the female mind in a nutshell.
    never ever MARRY or put kids into an obvious attentionprostitute.
    they are great for fricking , but not marriage material no matter how hot or cute they are in the first year of being together , after 1-2years they show their true c**tish face and demeanor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. she's jealous of her own kids. bet shes got a wizard sleeve between her legs too

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >after we had kids
    >his children
    huh, could really be a woman

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And get cut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they laugh out as they cut you

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic redditors are sending reddit threads to each other about their sex life
    Really?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >'forgetting' to put leftover food in fridge to rot
    >Definitely not lazy and stupid
    Woman moment

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm married.
    Haven't had sex with with the wife in at least a year. Stopped counting. Mine's fat, demanding, nagging.
    It's voluntary.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will pray for you anon, maybe take her to the gym or educate her on calories or something, are you fat too?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just jerk offd and feel like women are useless

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't give me compliments 24/7 anymore
    >our children are hogging all his attention
    >he's grumpy and mean
    >I want to frick but I have to punish him
    >I don't feel safe around him
    Dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I don't feel safe around him
      That's always what they say when they don't get what they want, easier to milk sympathy that way. Lying prostitute. There's nothing unsafe about not being the center of attention anymore, suck it up it's called growing up.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Again, women have no agency.
    >I became an annoyance.
    OK, start with that. How and why?
    >He's grumpy all the time.
    OK, maybe he's got shit going on he's dealing with. Considered that? He's trying to provide and you can't get off your ass and put the food in the fridge.
    >If he could just be happy and enjoy everything!
    Well gee...what a great idea! Maybe he should just try that!

    Christ Almighty, I fricking hate women.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he pays 100% attention to kids, he not kind to me anymore
    >he is mean to kids and me all the time because he is always grumpy
    fricking women always the victims and always using kids

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this b***h could fix her marriage by losing 20lbs but she'll never do it

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I became an annoyance
    Two simple steps, stop being annoying, and talk with the husband.
    I hate morons so much.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > married asian girl I met in college
    > 2 years into the marriage and i already feel grumpy and tired from working my gay as job in environmental consulting (it’s not exactly what I do but for simplicity sake)
    >sex sucks tbh, but I really don’t care anymore
    >if anything I’m worried about how fat I’ve gotten and how I have no motivation for anything.
    > she just got her work authorization, she can work in any field she wants now
    >got a really good grad degree from university of Michigan.
    >Hope she can get a high paying job so I can quit my gay ass one and start a new career.

    I’ve been supporting us for 4 years on 65k before tax. I would of quit sooner by my wife keeps spending all our money at Costco. Making homemade meals for us and our Labrador. She also was following a semi to closely behind a month ago, and now I have to pay for a 700 dollar replacement windshield for our 2018 Audi Q5. It’s 700 because of some gay ass window sensor that needs calibrated.

    Anyway…. I’m planning on breaking my contract and setting on ass soon. I’ll just eat away our savings for a month while I try to find new motivation and work out everyday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus motherfricking Christ you redditor get the frick out of here and get the frick out of this country.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Suck my ass, I’ve been here before you homosexuals came to suck trumps wiener.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's some phenomenon of women becoming insanely disgusted by their beta pair pick in recent years, but I've noticed an uptick in 2023-24.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve noticed
      Just say your wife doesn’t wanna frick you.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is great fun but even with the increased availability these days, the associated hassles and risks aren't worth it.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if i wanted to brag, should i brag about a short taint or a long taint? i'm not sure where to start

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