Have you guys ever visited a prostitute? How did it go?

Have you guys ever visited a prostitute? How did it go?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point seeking validation for a choice you want to make. Do it or don't.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Usually goes bad or I don't enjoy it, anyway but to be fair, they've never looked like that. I bet she charges a lot.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty alright I'm in europe tho
    only had one bad experience where i was scammed out of 15 minutes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scammed out of 15 minutes
      how did that happen?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Many times, pretty sweet. Met a new prostitute and kissed her on the lips. Thought I got herpes, but then I remembered heterosexual men can't get STDs. It wasn't herpes after all, just chapped lips from alcoholism and malnutrition that cracked and got a little inflamed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heterosexual men can't get STDs
      baka

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >baka
        smfh the weebs control the asylum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's true. If you get an STD as a man you should go to church and beg for forgiveness because you're definitely a homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you keep fricking them raw.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you my friend, I will. What's funny is I did frick her raw and got a raw blowjob. No symptoms down there, but a simple cracked lip worried me lol

            Important caveat though, if you're fricking a really prodigious prostitute it actually becomes gay because there's so much male DNA accumulated in her

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >from Sweden
    >Languages - English, French
    what did she mean by this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are the languages most black people speak in Europe.
      Snowbunny 100%

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol hey I'm in QLD also and see that ad all the time when I'm browsing.

    I saw one escort for my first time last year over in Brisbane but her flat was smelly and there was dog shit on the floor and she was nice but it was kind of awkward. So I just went to the brothel after that experience and it was much more comfortable and enjoyable there. My first time blowjob + fingering + tittytouching were with the escort I saw once, and first time sex + kissing + handholding + cuddling + etc were with the brothel lady I like

    It's really expensive and spiritually killed me though, so I don't think I'll do it anymore. I'll try not to.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have, it's a funny memory so I don't regret it, but beware that it will be super awkward the first time. You might not even get it up due to the nerves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the thing that's crazy to me is fricking a girl who doesn't like me seems hot in a way but maybe not i dunno

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The awkwardness is not about whether it's hot or not, it's just that it's such a weird situation that your body doesn't know how to react.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's funny. every time I have sex with a new girl who isn't a prostitute, it isn't weird at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't really have this issue. Wasn't very awkward. Just dove in.

      I think the key is to be without a sense of shame. My sense of shame died out a few months before I had sex for the first time.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would probably definitively be there twice as often as you because my country is literally okay with that

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she told me it was too small then gave me back my money and left

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, multiple. It was mostly absolutely amazing. Best sex of my life. I've had one bad experience out of maybe 20 good ones.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you guys ever visited a prostitute?
    yes, once
    >How did it go?
    traumatizing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you willing to elaborate or would you rather not?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my memory is too bad to make a proper greentext but the gist of it is that it wasn't pleasurable at all, my dick was too small, she stole money from me and I spent the next like 6 weeks being afraid of getting STDs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you in a country thats unregulated or illegal?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in my country it's illegal but you have to be a dumbass to get caught

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you guys ever visited a prostitute?
    Yes. I saw your mother a couple weeks ago
    How did it go?
    She kissed my neck and said I was a handsome man as she slipped her hand down my pants, but she was incrediably drunk and smelled of cat piss and liver failure so it really took me out of the mood.
    4/10
    Good handy for a low price if you can tolerate the smell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Good handy for a low price if you can tolerate the smell.
      obviously since she's dead, how did you reanimate her?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the women aren't attractive enough for what they charge
    >most of them have weird little rules, some won't let you kiss them, others don't like you touching their hair etc
    >if you're a sperg/ugly most of them will be passive-aggressive and give you an intentionally bad service
    I didn't really enjoy my experiences with them much. If could find one who was cute, affordable and willing to do a decent girlfriend experience I might change my mind but fat chances of finding one like that, I'm more likely to get an actual girlfriend.

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