>haven't masturbated in a week now

>haven't jerk offd in a week now
I'm scared bros, what happens if my dick stops working

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude you should totally jerk off and let me help you do it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't like me I have a small twink body
      Not picrel but very similar to picrel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon that's EXACTLY what i'm into if you were feminine you'd be my exact type, i know you wouldn't like me, i'm just a horny fatty

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm just a horny fatty
          Post blubber

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Unironically not fat enough, sorry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know what's more disappointing, the fact that i'm fat but not fat enough or the fact that fat guys are in and i wanna slim down

      [...]
      Holy shit, it's hard to believe you even have a functional penis.

      oh yeah it's functional, i'm big 3.75" impressive huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't know what's more disappointing, the fact that i'm fat but not fat enough or the fact that fat guys are in and i wanna slim down
        Thats what you get for not going the whole hog, if you're gonna be overweight at least properly pig out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i like to be able to walk around and not fricking die

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i like to be able to walk around and not fricking die
            Stop making excuses for being too lazy to eat properly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's quite a commitment for a stranger, what do i get out of it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twink penis

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry i only like trannies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of something I've noticed, the link between having a small dick and obesity. Your endocrine system is toast probably.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon i'm bigger than a water bottle

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao yeah sure, "bigger than a water bottle"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            proof, where's your god now?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek well played fat robot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            gotta have a sense of humor about these things, i think the thread has run its course, you have a great one, anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree
            Goodbye

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NO FRICKING WAY LMAO this shit is so sad and disgusting

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            right, don't you just wanna see if it can cum or not?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell nah im not attracted to pigs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            time for me to oink away, for real

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit that ass is unironically hot, is it hairy?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes it is hairy, you want me to sit on your face?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes show me it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Holy shit, it's hard to believe you even have a functional penis.

  4. 2 months ago
    asian women appreciator

    It won't stop working. Just keep going and don't even think about it, spend time doing other things. Get into hobbies you've always wanted to get into and such.

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