Here's some advice to the women who browse here: stop wearing these thongs, they look retarded.

Here's some advice to the women who browse here: stop wearing these thongs, they look moronic.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the high cut bottoms. They don't dig in on the sides and make me lumpy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care your vegana is not that big and it tells your IQ is at least 80, that's borderline moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >your vegana is not that big
        the existence of one pieces
        >it tells your IQ is at least 80, that's borderline moronic
        >it tells your IQ is at least 80
        >tells
        >at least

        Well this is ironic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wear granny panties unironically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Red flag.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're a scumbag troll. Don't listen. There is nothing wrong with wearing geanny panties, but high-waisted panties are always better. Especially bikini style high-waisted panties.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because if you are rejecting me for not owning a apple™ phone then I can reject you for wearing grandma panties.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't reject you for not using an apple phone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's your cup size?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm small/flat chested. Why does that matter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because why not?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have an average pp

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I never measured my pp but it's girthy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do you compensate for having a flat chest?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No. Sadly, my penis and balls are enormous. Makes me sad because I want to wear a speedo but will basically be treated like a pervert, all because of my giant genitals, which I have 0 control of. Girls with big breasts/asses/pussies may get some flak, especially from other girls, but at least no one treats them like a criminal just for wanting to wear a more "natural" or skimpy swimsuit. If you don't have below average sized junk as a man and yet wear a speedo people treat you like a child rapist. It sucks and I hate it. good luck finding some internet virtue signaler looking to go to bat for me though.

            NTA btw.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Have massive dick and balls
            >Messy pubes coming out of speedo at every angle
            >Walk up to a woman with huge boner and ask her to open bobs and vagene
            It's called being based

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But I don't have much pubes. I have barely any body hair. I can only grow a small pathetic mustache and the lightest and patchiest of beards. We weren't all blessed with creep hair.

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